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Toasted1
03-12-2009, 12:43 PM
:crap:
hoss
03-12-2009, 12:44 PM
Thats the best place to shit... Getting paid to shit is FTW.
Spider Monkey
03-12-2009, 12:46 PM
Don't forget the courtesy flush.
q-ball
03-12-2009, 12:47 PM
Thats the best place to shit... Getting paid to shit is FTW.

REP +++!!!!! how true!!!!
dragnix
03-12-2009, 12:47 PM
i just shitted at home, it's the best
Toasted1
03-12-2009, 01:29 PM
naaa i like shitting at phone I got all kinds of phobias and shit.. I went out to lunch and ripped a few farts which will hopefully hold me over until 11:30
Randy Savage
03-12-2009, 01:35 PM
I always drop one at work.

I usually take the laptop in with me too and poast+poop while at work.
Spider Monkey
03-12-2009, 01:36 PM
I always drop one at work.

I usually take the laptop in with me too and poast+poop while at work.

Is it warm in the bathroom?
Randy Savage
03-12-2009, 01:37 PM
Is it warm in the bathroom?

I always wait till after my boss leaves.

I crank up the heat, wait about 15-20 mins, and head in.
jdawg
03-12-2009, 01:59 PM
i work at car dealerships, so shittin aint so bad, they are like you have to shit in the employee br, im like fuck that. I go into the cust bathroom, marble floors and a hand rail for power squeezin.
brynm
03-12-2009, 02:11 PM
i work at car dealerships, so shittin aint so bad, they are like you have to shit in the employee br, im like fuck that. I go into the cust bathroom, marble floors and a hand rail for power squeezin.

LOL.

I wait for the last couple hours of my shift for my shits.. getting paid $55/hr to take a shit FTW!!!!
bluecar
03-12-2009, 02:48 PM
i work at car dealerships, so shittin aint so bad, they are like you have to shit in the employee br, im like fuck that. I go into the cust bathroom, marble floors and a hand rail for power squeezin.

New or used cars?

I may need some help getting some parts overnighted from Japan.
Toasted1
03-12-2009, 03:25 PM
OH man stomach cramps like crazy.. My sphincter keeps sending little jolts of electricity :crap:

Worst part is I am not wearing undies today so there is no barrier between my shit and my pants and walking around with doodie stains is FTL don't want to go through that again.
Randy Savage
03-12-2009, 03:30 PM
I am now poasting while pooping while working.

While fapping.
hoss
03-12-2009, 03:44 PM
sexy.
Toasted1
03-12-2009, 04:54 PM
I finally did the deed, came out nice and smooth and probably a good 14" long. Was gonna take a picture but forgot my phone... hate when I do that.

Now I can finally eat my lunch.
John3000
03-12-2009, 08:10 PM
OH man stomach cramps like crazy.. My sphincter keeps sending little jolts of electricity :crap:

Worst part is I am not wearing undies today so there is no barrier between my shit and my pants and walking around with doodie stains is FTL don't want to go through that again.

:wow: sounds a tad bit uncomfortable.
jdawg
03-12-2009, 09:11 PM
New or used cars?

I may need some help getting some parts overnighted from Japan.

both, but Chrysler, no Japan, some parts overnighted from Germany though.
Uncle Rico
03-12-2009, 09:12 PM
Thats the best place to shit... Getting paid to shit is FTW.

True statement.
wasted ink
03-12-2009, 09:13 PM
Toasty, you're in my sigga nigga :fyi:
Mr. Shickadance
03-13-2009, 05:36 PM
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