DARE! You will not be able to do this.

[pl8er]

Buddy of mine was talking today about crushing an egg with your hand. What I am saying here is laying an egg in the palm of your hand and just closing your fingers over the palm with the egg and crushing it. Some really small number of people are able to actually do this.

If you can do this, video it!

[bigtoyota479]

Hmmm....interesting. Should I attempt this before or after the wife comes home? Also, are there rules about the way the egg has to lay on your palm?

[slim8605]

Done and done.

[slim8605]

Big mess

[pl8er]

http://www.toadhaven.com/images/palm%20egg.JPG

[pl8er]

Seriously? If you did, show pics or something....really really hard to do

[slim8605]

gimmie a sec. i'm still cleaning up lol

[Hairyballzonya]

LOL trolled.

[pl8er]

I'm not fucking with you man....google it, it is VERY hard to do....I've met say 1 or 2 people that could do it...did you cheat?

[slim8605]

Shit was not as easy as I thought it would be. I haven't looked at the vid yet but hopefully I did it the right way. Vid soon.



I'd recommend trying this in the tub or outside if you plan on doing it lol

[pl8er]

do you have large hands?

[slim8605]

Yea they're pretty big.

[J31Bro]

if the weight is evenly distributed evenly throughout the egg, it's almost impossible.

seen it, tried it.. failed until i put pressure onto a single point of the egg.

[J31Bro]

how do you think eggs are laid without breaking?

[slim8605]

how do you think eggs are laid without breaking?

Magic fairies?

[slim8605]

Vids uploading

[J31Bro]

Magic fairies?

true. i guess my outlook is flawed.

[slim8605]

Vid 1

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p31/slim8605/th_MOV03284.jpg

[pl8er]

Yeah dude, you have big hands...at least I feel better seeing how much your forearms flexed to make that happen.

Good job! I'm sending this to my friend!

[pl8er]

+1 too!

[slim8605]

:woot:

Winrar!

[slim8605]

After...

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p31/slim8605/th_MOV03286.jpg

[slim8605]

Seriously, that shit was not easy. And that was not on my first try either lol

[Porch Monkey]

dude a black guy just ruined your egg

[slim8605]

I'd rather him do that than raid my fridge.. which he also did.

[J31Bro]

Vid 1

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p31/slim8605/th_MOV03284.jpg (http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p31/slim8605/?action=view&current=MOV03284.flv)

dummy. you gotta evenly distribute your fingers.. not make them all pressure points.

[J31Bro]

and slim is black?

[J31Bro]

he must be that dude in his avatar too.

[J31Bro]

BAP sit down in that trashcan bitch ass nigga.

[bigtoyota479]

BAP sit down in that trashcan bitch ass nigga.

He broke the egg. Let's see your scrawny white ass do it, then you can talk smack. I'll attempt it after dinner.

[slim8605]

dummy. you gotta evenly distribute your fingers.. not make them all pressure points.

I thought it was pretty even except for my pinky :wat:

[Porch Monkey]

put it in a strap wrench and try it

[J31Bro]

He broke the egg. Let's see your scrawny white ass do it, then you can talk smack. I'll attempt it after dinner.

he had pressure points.

[Porch Monkey]

black magic

[J31Bro]

hahahahaha.

[bigtoyota479]

he had pressure points.

Lol. Pressure points don't work on me either. I've had tons of people try, including highly trained martial artists, but no joy. They called me a freak, go figure.

[pl8er]

soft point of your ear (behind the lobe) works on everyone

[Porch Monkey]

or a kick in the nuts

[maddskillzz]

egg is suppose to lay longways in your hand...not crossways

[hoss]

Lame. I can karate chop an egg in half.

[hoss]

Without breaking the yoke.

[bigtoyota479]

soft point of your ear (behind the lobe) works on everyone

IIRC, that got tried too. Either I'm really a freak, or they didn't know what they were doing.

[Porch Monkey]

I can hogtie it with the hossauge.

[Superlifted06FX4]

I'll try this eventually.

[conversehtnut]

Lame. I can karate chop an egg in half.

Without breaking the yoke.

with the hossage

[bigtoyota479]

Damn. I tried this and failed miserably. No-go fo me.

[pl8er]

I haven't tried, but guessing on my hand size...I will also fail.

[pl8er]

okay just tried.....very much failed.

[Captain Ahab]

Vid 1

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p31/slim8605/th_MOV03284.jpg (http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p31/slim8605/?action=view&current=MOV03284.flv)

some black guy stole your egg?!?!?!?!?!??!

dude a black guy just ruined your egg

AHHHHHHHHHHHH ^^^^^^^ beat me to it

black magic

:hilarious:

rep'd



i'm about to try it

[pl8er]

cover it in a bowl and don't face the opening to you...if you can break it, it is going in the direction that is open.

[bigtoyota479]

cover it in a bowl and don't face the opening to you...if you can break it, it is going in the direction that is open.

Either that, or put it in a zip loc bag. Contains the mess for you. :fyi:

[pl8er]

yeah, that would work as well.

[Captain Ahab]

MOTHER FUCKER

vid uploading

[Captain Ahab]

I forgot the audio doesn't work anymore. if it did you guys would have lol'd

[pl8er]

did you do it!!?

[pl8er]

if so, I've got work to do ha ha ha

[Captain Ahab]

http://s103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/?action=view&current=SS850015-2.flv

At first I said "This video brought to you by Miller Lite"

and after the egg busted I said "$%^*$ $%&#&#% @$^#$^@#"

and wiped it up off the floor, my shirt, the counter, and my face

[pl8er]

dammit, I"m full of fail! Nice work bro!

[pl8er]

did you have to try a few different grips or did you get it on the first try?

[Captain Ahab]

I got it the first try?

I about used all my strength on the first squeeze and for a split second thought "Damn, its not busting" and then it did.

My forearms are just like 2" smaller than my upper arms though. ha.

[bigtoyota479]

WTF? That happened really fast. Do it again!

[Porch Monkey]

LOL @ tags

[Captain Ahab]

Oh, so the midget hands are mine?

:fu:

[IDSkot]

if the weight is evenly distributed evenly throughout the egg, it's almost impossible.

seen it, tried it.. failed until i put pressure onto a single point of the egg.

The strongest "shape" is a circle. Then an oval/ellipse, and then a 9999999999999999,etc. sided object, then a "999999999999999... 8" sided object, and etc.
The more sides, the more places the weight can be distributed, and thus it can take more weight.
But I think a Triangle / Pyramid is stronger than a Square / Cube. lawls.

I think one of the only ways to do it is by "shearing" it.

[_AnGeL_]

i was about to try this shit over the weekend, but then i thought about the mess it would make if i could actually break it and said fuck it's not worth it :lol:

[slim8605]

superlulz @ tags

[UCP]

Even if I win I get egg everywhere. Fuck it I'm doing it on lunch