Jesus is a moderator and will ban you for not believing.

[galacticmonkey]

http://christianforums.com/

We should show them the difference between Crank Time and Crunk Time.

:ctbitch:

:fag:

[Porch Monkey]

www.fmylife.com

[slim8605]

:biggerGrin:

Who's going to be the first to post?

[Spider Monkey]

Register over there and make a tread called Follow The Light.

Link to a thread in here that is labeled, Oops, You Wound up in Hell.

[hoss]

Register over there and make a tread called Follow The Light.

Link to a thread in here that is labeled, Oops, You Wound up in Hell.

lawlerblades.

I am tempted to do it...

[Spider Monkey]

lawlerblades.

I am tempted to do it...

it is so full of win I can't believe it hasn't been done before.

[galacticmonkey]

amidoinitrite?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/p.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

Not if you didn't go to gmail.

[galacticmonkey]

I am registered. Anyone wanna sign up as Jesus Christ and do a roleplay with me?

http://christianforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=922

[IDSkot]

Thank you for registering, Hezues Kristo. An email has been dispatched to Rev.x.olution@gmail.com with details on how to activate your account. Click here to return to where you were previously.

You will receive an email in your inbox. You MUST follow the link in that email before you can post on these forums. Until you do that, you will be told that you do not have permission to post.

If you do NOT receive an email, please contact us!


Best name ever.

[Spider Monkey]

Like that name isn't already taken. lol

[IDSkot]

Like that name isn't already taken. lol

Yeah.
I thought it'd be banned at least.

[Spider Monkey]

Yeah.
I thought it'd be banned at least.

I meant Jesus Christ. ;)

I have no idea who that is you registered as.

[galacticmonkey]

I tried registering as Jesus H Christ, but it wouldnt let me. Make a thread and post the link here.

[slim8605]

I registered under shulda-abortd.

I was still thinking of the other site you posted

[galacticmonkey]

Works anyway.

[IDSkot]

http://christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=51101714#post51101714

[Spider Monkey]

Jesus. We have to register jsut to see the forum? Fuck that.

[farmerehsan]

copy and paste it

[IDSkot]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Voice View Post

Lets say your in your 60's and have been a non beliver for your entire life and become a Christian but die and not know all of God's word will you enter the Kingdom?

------

Yes. It's too late for you.

Try Judaism.


Just for SM.

[farmerehsan]

lol

[slim8605]

Why the fuck am I anonymous on there?

[Spider Monkey]

LMFAO

[Spider Monkey]

Why the fuck am I anonymous on there?

Prolly a setting somehere.

[galacticmonkey]

In need of help/understanding
-I am a christian and I know I should not fear death but I do.
I am afraid of losing my children everything. I just dont know how to over come this. I pray and nothing works. I fear it everyday. Please help me



-Sometimes an event shocks us into coming to grips with mortality. A disease, a death in the family or a close friend, or even old age. Do any of these fit in your situation?



-You just aren't sure if God is real.
Don't worry. You're better off than Atheists... at least you have a plan B.



- One day youre going to be minding your own business... Then:

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

[IDSkot]

Prolly a setting somehere.

Yeah. In that subforum, everyone is anonymous except for the Chaplain. It's depressing.

[IDSkot]

In need of help/understanding
-I am a christian and I know I should not fear death but I do.
I am afraid of losing my children everything. I just dont know how to over come this. I pray and nothing works. I fear it everyday. Please help me



-Sometimes an event shocks us into coming to grips with mortality. A disease, a death in the family or a close friend, or even old age. Do any of these fit in your situation?



-You just aren't sure if God is real.
Don't worry. You're better off than Atheists... at least you have a plan B.



- One day youre going to be minding your own business... Then:

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

I posted the Atheist thing. lmao.

[Spider Monkey]

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER

[slim8605]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Voice View Post

Lets say your in your 60's and have been a non beliver for your entire life and become a Christian but die and not know all of God's word will you enter the Kingdom?

------

Yes. It's too late for you.

Try Judaism.

Fail

Muslim is the way to go. You get virgins after you blow up a building. 72 of them!
x

[IDSkot]

http://christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=51101768#post51101768


I was bored up in Heaven, decided to post on your forum.

In case you were wondering. I am black. Well, more mocha. For Pete's sake... I was born in Jerusalem!

[IDSkot]

I am 14 years old and I CANNOT stop smoking. Cigarettes and pot. I need advice, I can't ask my parents. They would kill me, someone. please

Just remember one thing, my child...

Down the street, not across the lane.



Bahaha

Also:



I was hanging out with a few older guys, 18 and 19 year olds. and one thing led to another, next thing you know i'm smoking constantly, at first to be cool. but then i started doing it by myself and i know it's going to kill me

Did you also fornicate with these men? At least go Downtown Lester Brown? If not, you're a tease.

[Spider Monkey]

fwahahahaha

So bant

[IDSkot]

Why is my Blessings at 350? It keeps going up. I started at 300.

[IDSkot]

Wat it dew?

Hello my delightfully urban child.
Have you been fornicating before marriage? You know my Dad and me are cool with that, right?


How have I not gotten banned yet? It's kind of discouraging.

[galacticmonkey]

I just sent you 100 blessings. :fyi:

[IDSkot]

I just sent you 100 blessings. :fyi:

You have just received Blessings!
Hello Hezues Kristo, you have just received 100 Blessings from Ponchus Pilate.

The following comment was made: [wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth] ur so hawt fuk me
You may view this transaction in your Transaction Log.

Be sure to use them wisely, and have a nice day!
Forward Message


This forum is ridiculous.
How do you use blessings?

[IDSkot]

And there are probably better things to do with your life than watching Jerry Springer.

YOU SPEAK BLASPHEMY!
Be prepared for some plagues on you and your family!


I'm bored.

[Spider Monkey]

This forum is ridiculous.
How do you use blessings?

That whole forum is probably full of people doing exactly what you are doing.

[galacticmonkey]

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggaz on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Gangster Gangster" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoe's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A.

'cause the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
Come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit ...

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my homeboyz chill
The fellas out there try to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 64' impala,
greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
And her father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

'cause the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
Come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit ...

Punk ass trippin at the dead of night
homies scored a key is gonna fly, punk ass fly

Yar.

[IDSkot]

Yar.

Link to thread?

[galacticmonkey]

Someone should post a link to the forums on /b/.

Yes, it is my personal army.

And yes, I am banned.

[galacticmonkey]

Link to thread?

http://christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=51102046&posted=1#post51102046

[slim8605]

Lmao you get banned everywhere

[galacticmonkey]

http://christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=51102155#post51102155

[IDSkot]

Someone should post a link to the forums on /b/.

Yes, it is my personal army.

And yes, I am banned.

You're banned on /b/ or this Christian forum?

My name is Hezeus Kristo, and I'm masquerading as Jesus... how the fuck am I not banned yet?!
I'M PISSED!


P.S.:


...And making me cry-ish... Do you think our pets go to heaven? If I discovered I wouldnt be able to be with our wonderful cats in heaven I would start bawling but I need to know... My mom always told me that our deceased pets were in heaven playing with other deceased relatives. I really must know

Are you kidding me?!
We don't want your stupid pets up here!



The same thing prayer does.

Absolutely nothing.

He's right.

We don't care about your petty problems! We're too busy doing beer runs to answer your whiney problems.

[galacticmonkey]

Im banned from 4chan. No clue how Im not banned from these other forums.

[IDSkot]

Im banned from 4chan. No clue how Im not banned from these other forums.

/b/ got really gay.
How the fuck do you get banned as an Anonymous? Psh. Pansies.

I think The forum crashed or something.

[hoss]

Thread has been buhleted :(

[Spider Monkey]

How the fuck do you get banned as an Anonymous? Psh. Pansies.


Seriously. That shit is impossible.

[galacticmonkey]

Dunno how you get banned on 4chan. Like the 3rd time its happened.

http://christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=51102337#post51102337

[IDSkot]

Dunno how you get banned on 4chan. Like the 3rd time its happened.

http://christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=51102337#post51102337

Dude, they UBER banned me... like, the page won't load of I try to log in.

[hoss]

LMAO - Awesome feedback on ebay :lol:

[hoss]

Someone quote a member and poast "STFU & GTFO"

[Roadtrippin']

Just to let you guys know, we give full faith and credit to bannings by other forums. Get banned there and you are auto banned here.

[galacticmonkey]

How the fawk am I not banned after posting this crap?

http://christianforums.com/showthread.php?p=51102432&posted=1#post51102432

[galacticmonkey]

Just to let you guys know, we give full faith and credit to bannings by other forums. Get banned there and you are auto banned here.

MOCK
YEAH
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YEAH
BIRD
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH

[Porch Monkey]

BUNCH OF TROLLS YOU ARE. i LIKE THAT.

[atoz350]

Its time for Rashad to sign up as Allah or Mohammed.

[Porch Monkey]

sacrilegious

[scarolinablazin]

you're all going to hell see you there

[IamDeMan]

STFU & GTFO

[patrick1202]

holy shit