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galacticmonkey

03-13-2009, 01:53 PM

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hoss

03-13-2009, 01:54 PM

I still dont get it?

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 01:57 PM

How do you pronounce G-D?

galacticmonkey

03-13-2009, 01:59 PM

Like good, without the ouh sound.

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 02:00 PM

I tired, it didn't work.

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 02:00 PM

Let me help you... Jews can't say "God". Well, they can't spell out G-O-D. So, they put a dash instead of O. So, they spell it "G-d". But only hardcore Jews do it.

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 02:01 PM

Why can't Jews say God?

tappin_azz

03-13-2009, 02:02 PM

it is forbidden

galacticmonkey

03-13-2009, 02:03 PM

bcuz

tappin_azz

03-13-2009, 02:04 PM

the 3rd commandment

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 02:10 PM

the 3rd commandment

Tappin_azz: The leader of the Jews of the trailer park.

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 02:12 PM

But why? You believe in God but you can't say it?

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 02:13 PM

But why? You believe in God but you can't say it?

I dunno. I'm just a representative. I'm not a real Jew. I'll ask her.

tapout

03-13-2009, 02:15 PM

:facepalm:

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 02:19 PM

I dunno. I'm just a representative. I'm not a real Jew. I'll ask her.

Oh, wait. A HER? Pix plz.

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 02:24 PM

Oh, wait. A HER? Pix plz.

:facepalm:
I guess I let it happen.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n530775593_1460228_1929.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n530775593_5668346_4666.jpg

tappin_azz

03-13-2009, 02:25 PM

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 02:27 PM

:facepalm:
I guess I let it happen.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n530775593_1460228_1929.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n530775593_5668346_4666.jpg

Tell me she is the one in red.

ok, heres the deal yo.

back in tha day, tha old school jews were so afraid of breaking the 3rd commandment (taking the lord's name in vain) that they just quit saying God all together. that way they would never be risking it.

thats what my grandma says anyway.
Ah, security. I dig it.

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 02:41 PM

ok, heres the deal yo.

back in tha day, tha old school jews were so afraid of breaking the 3rd commandment (taking the lord's name in vain) that they just quit saying God all together. that way they would never be risking it.

thats what my grandma says anyway.

Yo' gram gram be smart, y0!

Tell me she is the one in red.

Ah, security. I dig it.

No, the one in the white :fyi:
Of course the one in the red.
She's teh hot IRL. She's been my best friend since 10th grade. Somehow I haven't slept with her yet. I guess I got mad respect for the shawty.

tapout

03-13-2009, 02:43 PM

puss

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 02:43 PM

Somehow I haven't slept with her yet. I guess I got mad respect for the shawty.

I don't. Give me her number. She looks llike she is worth going jewish for.

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 02:47 PM

I don't. Give me her number. She looks llike she is worth going jewish for.

She's actually in Israel now until... August? I dunno. A reason I want to go on the Birthright thing is to see her, plus freeasfuck travel to Israel.

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 02:52 PM

She's actually in Israel now until... August? I dunno. A reason I want to go on the Birthright thing is to see her, plus freeasfuck travel to Israel.

Ahhh so SHE's the one that told you about that.

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 02:53 PM

Ahhh so SHE's the one that told you about that.

Yes. Her and her brother. Her brother's a cool ass guy. He's the reason I started playing Guitar.

97gp

03-13-2009, 02:53 PM

So he's like your boyfriend?

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 02:53 PM

I'd bang the mosk out of her

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 03:00 PM

So he's like your boyfriend?

Teehee! *twirls hair*

I'd bang the mosk out of her

Masque... of only you spelt that right.

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 03:01 PM

Teehee! *twirls hair*

Masque... of only you spelt that right.

:wat: I'm not a jew.

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 03:02 PM

:wat: I'm not a jew.

Hey look. Neither am I. :sneaky:

Spider Monkey

03-13-2009, 03:07 PM

Hey look. Neither am I. :sneaky:

If you can spell mosk right, you're a jew.

UCP

03-13-2009, 03:12 PM

Bullshit you aren't.

Bender

03-13-2009, 03:13 PM

I dunno. I'm just a representative. I'm not a real Jew. I'll ask her.

Yo' gram gram be smart, y0!

No, the one in the white :fyi:
Of course the one in the red.
She's teh hot IRL. She's been my best friend since 10th grade. Somehow I haven't slept with her yet. I guess I got mad respect for the shawty.

why the fuck not?

UCP

03-13-2009, 03:15 PM

why the fuck not?

You have to ask? :eyebrow:

Bender

03-13-2009, 03:38 PM

You have to ask? :eyebrow:

was he too busy giving it to you? :laugh:

UCP

03-13-2009, 03:56 PM

dot dot dot

wasted ink

03-13-2009, 04:19 PM

You need to drill that girl and post teh n00dz. End of mothafuckin' story :fyi:

UCP

03-13-2009, 04:28 PM

GLWT

splv

03-13-2009, 04:29 PM

I don't get it either.

97gp

03-13-2009, 04:40 PM

Then read the thread retard

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 07:59 PM

why the fuck not?

Well, to be honest, through out high school, we all had a boyfriend / girlfriend at the time the other was single. We weren't both single until the end, right before she left to Israel.

You need to drill that girl and post teh n00dz. End of mothafuckin' story :fyi:

I plan on it...
But n00dz will not be posted. Unless she has an even more fantastic body than I think. Which she probably does.

wasted ink

03-13-2009, 08:01 PM

I plan on it...
But n00dz will not be posted. Unless she has an even more fantastic body than I think. Which she probably does.

BANTHISMOTHERFUCKER

JimJ

03-13-2009, 08:05 PM

Indeed.

JimJ

03-13-2009, 08:09 PM

I tried the Jew thing once, the only way she wouldn't be talking is by sleeping or fucking. And even then, that was no guarantee.

Fun for a little while, though.

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 08:09 PM

BANTHISMOTHERFUCKER

:sneaky:

BTW: this conversation just happened on the phone:

*Incoming Call: Cute Girl.*
ME: Yo, what's up?
CUTE GIRL: Nothing.
ME: Word.
CUTE GIRL: So, what're your plans tonight?
ME: I dunno. I was gunna hang out with Esteban, but something tells me he's gunna blow me off.
CUTE GIRL: He's gunna blow you off?! Like give you head?!
ME: Yeah. That's exactly it...

Cute foreign girls are hot... but the language barrier sucks.

JimJ

03-13-2009, 08:11 PM

The correct answer is "No, but what are your plans?"

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 08:13 PM

The correct answer is "No, but what are your plans?"

The conversation didn't end there.
I told her what I meant, asked her what she's doing. She said she planned on hanging out with friends from Chile. Then I said, "But you're more interested in hanging out with me right?" To which she stole my lines for: "If you play your cards right."

Soo... story + pics might follow.

Rashaddd

03-13-2009, 08:13 PM

should've said yes and asked her to join

wasted ink

03-13-2009, 08:21 PM

The conversation didn't end there.
I told her what I meant, asked her what she's doing. She said she planned on hanging out with friends from Chile. Then I said, "But you're more interested in hanging out with me right?" To which she stole my lines for: "If you play your cards right."

Soo... story + pics might follow.

Expect to get negged, otherwise :fyi:

UCP

03-13-2009, 08:22 PM

Expect to get negged, otherwise :fyi:

Slacker.

wasted ink

03-13-2009, 08:23 PM

Slacker.

Nah. I meant neg him more than he already has been.

UCP

03-13-2009, 08:26 PM

Thank you regardless... I just tagged him again... was a nice reminder.

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 08:26 PM

Slacker.

I'm at -679... someone fucked it up. I was at a perfect -666.
By someone I mean you.
Dick.

wasted ink

03-13-2009, 08:26 PM

Thank you regardless... I just tagged him again... was a nice reminder.

:laugh:

wasted ink

03-13-2009, 08:27 PM

"You must spread Reputation before giving it to IDSkoT again."

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 08:27 PM

Thank you regardless... I just tagged him again... was a nice reminder.

That all you got...?

Rashaddd

03-13-2009, 08:27 PM

Thanks for deducting reputation from this user.

No problem!

IDSkot

03-13-2009, 08:29 PM

No problem!

You literally added -1 point.
How does that make you feel?
At least UCP makes it significant.
You fail at an attempt to make me fail.