Today I was filling up the rental car to return it

[Toasted1]

and I locked the fucking keys in the car with it running. I called Enterprise down the street where I rented it and could not believe those fuckers did not have a spare I told them I was going to leave it at the gas station and they could come get it whenever they wanted.

They said they would not come it and report it as stolen when I was not returned so I was lucky enough to call AAA and say I was my pops and got them to come open it for me :sneaky:

I will be purchasing AAA with the money I saved not having to call a tow company :fyi:

Thank you for reading my story, I have already told it at several parties with much success.

[Uncle Rico]

Sounds like something I'd do while high.

[wasted ink]

I would have pooped in a bag and put it in one of the trunk compartments before returning it.

[tapout]

:crap:

See admin.

[Rashaddd]

shoulda just left it, would have made for a much better story :fyi:

[wasted ink]

Shoulda just left it at Rashad's house, so he coulda put a bomb in it.

[Rashaddd]

word

[IDSkot]

I would have pooped in a bag and put it in one of the trunk compartments before returning it.

Great idea.
In fact, poop in a bag, empty it out where the spare tire goes (underneath the beauty panel under the carpet.)

[wasted ink]

Great idea.
In fact, poop in a bag, empty it out where the spare tire goes (underneath the beauty panel under the carpet.)

That's what I had in mind :laugh:

[brynm]

I've locked my son in the car before... Test driving a car, pulled up in front of my place, got out and must have hit the button I guess. He was about one and a half at the time and started freaking out. Dealership took half an hour to deliver spares. :banghead::banghead:

[Toasted1]

Sounds like something I'd do while high.

Indeed, unfortunately I was not.

[hoss]

I once locked my beer in the car, it was a scary moment until I realized I could unlock it.

[Porch Monkey]

ever locked the hossauge in the car?

[hoss]

It wont fit in the car :fyi:

[Porch Monkey]

devestating

[Spider Monkey]

You know, if you had called Geico instead, you could have saved 15% on your car insurance.

[ngsm13]

You know, if you had called Geico instead, you could have saved 15% on your car insurance.

This.

nG

[smllysack]

pooped in the bag fer shure

[IamDeMan]

STFU & GTFO

[patrick1202]

that would be crunK!