Good hotels that make you pay for wifi

[Porch Monkey]

Fucking suck! The cheap ones give it to you for free.

$14.99 per day, noon-noon. WTF is going to pay that? "Sir we have free wifi here in the lobby.." bitch wtf would I want to come all the way down from my room on the 15th floor just to get on the internet when I should get it in my room? "Sir you have to pay for that privilege." FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

:goatse:

[Goremageddon]

im guessing porn withdrawls...

[Porch Monkey]

no I was trying to keep updated on football, my phone sucks for that

[undeadxsunshine]

i agree. i remember staying at some upscale hotel in philly and having to pay something ridiculous to plug into their lan internet. yet you go to a fucking motel and get that shit for free

[fbi90909]

no I was trying to keep updated on football, my phone sucks for that

you wouldn't have that issue if you had an iPhone :fyi:

[Porch Monkey]

i agree. i remember staying at some upscale hotel in philly and having to pay something ridiculous to plug into their lan internet. yet you go to a fucking motel and get that shit for free
Fucking A! I went across the street this morning to the convention center and got FREE PUBLIC WIFI, only to find out it doesn't work. :mad:
you wouldn't have that issue if you had an iPhone :fyi:I haz an iTouch and Blackberry, good enough for what I do or so I thought :emo:

[Goremageddon]

obviously not good enough to keep up with football

[hoss]

obviously not good enough to keep up with football

This. I had to keep him up to date with scores on sunday.

[Goremageddon]

while he cleaned pools?

[hoss]

While he drove.

[Porch Monkey]

no drive you fucking moron, I don't clean pools! Though it does pay tons of money. The stores in Boca Raton and Miami were multi-million dollar stores this year and all they do is retail sales, service, and repair!

[Goremageddon]

quit lying.

[Goremageddon]

i got pics

[Porch Monkey]

oh I did steal stuffed animals from Busch Gardens

[Porch Monkey]

no lie

[Goremageddon]

ur fucked up and demented. what kind of sicko would do that kind of thing?

[Porch Monkey]

I wasn't the only one, plenty of store owners were doing it...though it was my idea lol

[tommyk90]

That same shit happens to me all the time. I'll go stay in some little podunk ass motel that has free wifi, but when I stayed at the hilton in daytona beach they had free wifi in the lobby only!

Bogus.

[ragar31]

I would cancel your reservation and go somewhere the fuck else. Thats bull shit when they do that shit and how much they charge. If it was like 2 dollars it would be ok but over 10 dollars is crazy.

Steal all the soap you can!!!!

[Porch Monkey]

Oh I took ALL of the shampoos, lotions, and conditioners I could find. This orange ginger stuff smells fantastic! LOL

I couldn't cancel it, I didn't pay for it. My job did. $165per night, stayed 3 nights. And that's WITH the corp discount. @ noon today when checking out the total was $565 after taxes and shit.

[maddskillzz]

i would have been seriously tempted to hack their wifi.....that would have totaly pissed me of....last hotel i was at was in st claire shores michigan..holiday in express...room had wireless and wired internet in the room for the freez

[Porch Monkey]

Marriott Waterside in Tampa is where I was

[maddskillzz]

send them nasty letter on letterhead telling them that none of your employees will ever be staying there again....oh yeah and that they are all cocksuckers

[bigtoyota479]

Fuck yeah! Cheap ass Motel 6 and Super 8 have Wifi, but not the nice hotels? I woulda hacked their shit all to pieces and left gay midget horse porn on their monitors in the morning. That shit is fucking stupid.

[maddskillzz]

Fuck yeah! Cheap ass Motel 6 and Super 8 have Wifi, but not the nice hotels? I woulda hacked their shit all to pieces and left gay midget horse porn on their monitors in the morning. That shit is fucking stupid.

that would be epic....

[bigtoyota479]

If I ever stay in a motel that has shit like this and I have my laptop with me, I'll do it. I'll take pics of me remoting in and leaving porn on there too.

[Goremageddon]

u would have horse porn

[Porch Monkey]

who doesn't?

[MR.Crunk]

hilton wants $10 a night. f that

[bigtoyota479]

Nah. Horse porn on their monitors. They'll get the hint after that.

[IamDeMan]

Good hotels make you pay for everything. It helps keep poor people out and that is what makes them so kick ass.

[IamDeMan]

Fuck yeah! Cheap ass Motel 6 and Super 8 have Wifi, but not the nice hotels? I woulda hacked their shit all to pieces and left gay midget horse porn on their monitors in the morning. That shit is fucking stupid.

I beg to differ. Why is it stupid? You chose to stay with them knowing they were upscale and for pretentious ballers. It is their terms, you can buy or go on to the next shithole. I don't see how this gives you the right to damage their property.

[IamDeMan]

Oh I took ALL of the shampoos, lotions, and conditioners I could find. This orange ginger stuff smells fantastic! LOL

I couldn't cancel it, I didn't pay for it. My job did. $165per night, stayed 3 nights. And that's WITH the corp discount. @ noon today when checking out the total was $565 after taxes and shit.

Your company is fucking morons then. I stayed at the same place for 75/night for a room with kitchenette.

[Captain Ahab]

oh I did steal stuffed animals from Busch Gardens


Haha, I got the text and was at first like WTF? Is this a forwarded message?

Oh I took ALL of the shampoos, lotions, and conditioners I could find. This orange ginger stuff smells fantastic! LOL

I couldn't cancel it, I didn't pay for it. My job did. $165per night, stayed 3 nights. And that's WITH the corp discount. @ noon today when checking out the total was $565 after taxes and shit.

Ahahaha, nice.

Fuck $165/night.



My first experience with paying for the Wifi was our casino hotel on my 21st birthday. They wanted something like $8 or $10/day for it. Just ridiculous.

[Toasted1]

Why didn't you tether your BB to your laptop?

[Spider Monkey]

Broke ass.

[Goremageddon]

Why didn't you tether your BB to your laptop?

hey bb

[Toasted1]

sup

[Goremageddon]

my post count ;)

[_AnGeL_]

he said up not down.

[Goremageddon]

dude 74? im balling bro.

im still prolly greater than or equal to hoss's postcount.

[_AnGeL_]

bs.

[Goremageddon]

no bs fucker.

[Goremageddon]

:haters:

[IamDeMan]

Poor people really bitch too much about shit that don't mattter.

[Goremageddon]

and rich people have kids like glock wtf else is new

[Porch Monkey]

Your company is fucking morons then. I stayed at the same place for 75/night for a room with kitchenette.
The price included all you can drink, eat, and pretty much do whatever we wanted, sorta.
Haha, I got the text and was at first like WTF? Is this a forwarded message?



Ahahaha, nice.

Fuck $165/night.



My first experience with paying for the Wifi was our casino hotel on my 21st birthday. They wanted something like $8 or $10/day for it. Just ridiculous.
yes, forwarded
Why didn't you tether your BB to your laptop?laptop couldn't find it :(

[Porch Monkey]

all of the amenities

[IamDeMan]

all of the amenities

Except wifi, They fail. I spent less and had a hell of a time between the hotel and boss hogs which is 1 block over ;)

[Porch Monkey]

Oh I wasn't allowed to leave the hotel except when we chartered all of the 200+ store owners to Busch Gardens. I love the sports bar & grill in there though. Wish we had one of those here.

[IamDeMan]

Oh I wasn't allowed to leave the hotel except when we chartered all of the 200+ store owners to Busch Gardens. I love the sports bar & grill in there though. Wish we had one of those here.

It is a nice one. The exterior is for shit, but the inclusions are nice as with any upscale place. You pay to play though.

[IamDeMan]

BTW, I stayed there for 2 nights prior to waiting for casting call of "The Biggest Loser" lol

[Porch Monkey]

at least we now know you're not a loser now

[IamDeMan]

at least we now know you're not a loser now

nDeed. I have pics of a friend standing next to the "half ton twins" from the season that just started onTuesday. Funny shit. I also appeared on the local news in line waiting. :hilarious:

[Spider Monkey]

at least we now know you're not a loser now

Well don't jump to quick on that. He just didn't have a chance at being the biggest one.

[IamDeMan]

Well don't jump to quick on that. He just didn't have a chance at being the biggest one.

Thanks for the knock back into reality.

[Spider Monkey]

Thanks for the knock back into reality.

I'd expect the same bb.