Shit you wanna do before you die?

[Toasted1]

Does everyone have any shit they wanna do before they die? I have always been too pussy to do it but I am gonna go skydiving and bungee jumping at some point. I am deathly afraid of heights so its two I would like to bang out.

[wasted ink]

I'll report back to this thread later. I have plenty lawl

[bluecar]

Nope.

[Toasted1]

Nope.

Nothing? There is not one thing the Flipster says 'I would like to do that before I die?'?

[bluecar]

Nothing? There is not one thing the Flipster says 'I would like to do that before I die?'?

Not really. If I am too afraid to do it, the thought of death isn't going to make me more inclined to do such things. There are plenty of things I'd like to do am too afraid, for sure...but dying is no encouragement to do those things.

[Toasted1]

:hide:

[Toasted1]

Not really. If I am too afraid to do it, the thought of death isn't going to make me more inclined to do such things. There are plenty of things I'd like to do am too afraid, for sure...but dying is no encouragement to do those things.

Yeah but it does not necessarily have to be something dangerous it can be something like visiting your homeland or some shit. I picked what I picked because I have done pretty much everything I want with an exception to scary shit.

[bluecar]

Yeah but it does not necessarily have to be something dangerous it can be something like visiting your homeland or some shit. I picked what I picked because I have done pretty much everything I want with an exception to scary shit.

See that's just the thing. I have eliminated all those things from my life's itenerary.

[Tiger Bass]

Learn to eat pussy, you must.

[bluecar]

Learn to eat pussy, you must.

I have came doing that...

[Porch Monkey]

become a billionaire

[Tiger Bass]

I have came doing that...
:laugh::laugh::laugh:You. Have. No. Idea. How. Hard. I'm. Laughing. Right. Now.







Sorry :crap:

[bluecar]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:You. Have. No. Idea. How. Hard. I'm. Laughing. Right. Now.

Sorry :crap:

She didn't laugh...

It's okay. While I am not comfortable or even accepting of the problem. While it doesn't really bother me, I think it would induce a gf/wife to cheat...which is the only reason I care.

[icpurplepplalot]

Become an established tattoo artist.
Become a Art professor at a university.
Become an established artist in the art world.
Have a life style in the future that I am proud of.

[Tiger Bass]

Try jacking off more often Blue

[wasted ink]

Try jacking off more often Blue

I read the other day that it actually decreases stamina. Not sure how true it is. I've heard both sides of it, never noticed a difference.

[Tiger Bass]

Self conscious much?

[pl8er]

I thought we were not calling you flip anymore? *blink*

I would like to go sky diving, rocky mountain climbing, maybe go 2.7 seconds on a bull...I would like to love deeper, speak sweeter and give forgiveness I'd been denying.

Off the top off my head

[icpurplepplalot]

In my personal experience, jacking off often definitely increases stamina.

Agreed, if I don't choke the ole chicken for awhile, and have sex, I can't last for shit, but if I have molested the monkey some that week, I'll last for quite awhile.

It also depend on what condom I use as well.

[bluecar]

I thought we were not calling you flip anymore? *blink*

I would like to go sky diving, rocky mountain climbing, maybe go 2.7 seconds on a bull...I would like to love deeper, speak sweeter and give forgiveness I'd been denying.

Off the top off my head

I tried hard...I did.

[pl8er]

I tried hard...I did.

Well I'll keep with blue. Cause then I can say "you're my boy blue!" Which I think is pretty cool

[wasted ink]

Agreed, if I don't choke the ole chicken for awhile, and have sex, I can't last for shit, but if I have molested the monkey some that week, I'll last for quite awhile.

It also depend on what condom I use as well.

Interesting. I wonder I wait a week before, no fapping, then fap like, an hour before if possible. That would give me the best of both sides.

[Tiger Bass]

Agreed, if I don't choke the ole chicken for awhile, and have sex, I can't last for shit, but if I have molested the monkey some that week, I'll last for quite awhile.

It also depend on what condom I use as well.
Indeed! The warming ones are the ones I like teh best. Otherwise, I can't feel shit.

[pl8er]

PS Damn you Toasted for making the arcade games section so fucking addicting! Now I will not accomplish anything I want to do with my life as I will just sit and play games. My wife and I have been playing Maj hong non-stop :P

And now I'm sitting here doing econ that should have been done hours ago :P

[pl8er]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNWg5DlWVa8

in case no one got the lyrics

[IDSkot]

Does everyone have any shit they wanna do before they die? I have always been too pussy to do it but I am gonna go skydiving and bungee jumping at some point. I am deathly afraid of heights so its two I would like to bang out.

I want to do these things. Fear aren't the things that stop me... it's mostly financial. That's what stops most of the stuff I want to do.

Such as:

Travel around / to Europe.
Travel America and Central America (South America is too hardcore for I.)
I also really want to drive an excess of 150 miles an hour.
Another thing, I want to cliff jump. That shit looks so sick.


... And want to make a 10 second car.

[pl8er]

I want to do these things. Fear aren't the things that stop me... it's mostly financial. That's what stops most of the stuff I want to do.

Such as:

Travel around / to Europe.
Travel America and Central America (South America is too hardcore for I.)
I also really want to drive an excess of 150 miles an hour.
Another thing, I want to cliff jump. That shit looks so sick.


... And want to make a 10 second car.

I'm with you on all of those minus the 150, already gone there a few times.

[IDSkot]

Agreed, if I don't choke the ole chicken for awhile, and have sex, I can't last for shit, but if I have molested the monkey some that week, I'll last for quite awhile.

It also depend on what condom I use as well.

Man, I'm so glad my ex girlfriends have been on the pill. I haven't used a Condom since I was 16. Haha. I'm in a dry spell, though. :crap:

But, the first two times or so after a dry spell, I nut pretty quick. After that, I go for a good 7-30 minutes. I hate when I got 30 minutes. It's wayyy too long. 15 minutes is good for me, IMO. But, since I don't have my own place, and my girlfriends didn't either, so I force myself to go faster, so it was always closer to 7.

[IDSkot]

I'm with you on all of those minus the 150, already gone there a few times.

Yeah. Well, baby steps. Start at 150, then go up from there. My hobby when I get my own place, and a steady income, is gunna be building up cars. Then selling them, and doing it again.

[icpurplepplalot]

There is still a chance of pregnancy when a girl is on birth control :fyi:

[wasted ink]

Hmmmmm...


I want to travel, that's a given. Dubai, France, Italy, Germany, Japan, etc. Dubai and Sweden may be in the near future.
I want to meet The Dalai Lama.
I hope to be successful in real estate, which brings me to the next one.
I hope to own a management company, and possibly an engineering firm.
It would be awesome publish a textbook, and become a college professor, and in the class that I teach, use my textbook as course literature. It has been done many times, why not?

I know there's more, but I can't think right now.

[Echo42987]

Grow my company into something HUGE.

[Rashaddd]

I have came doing that...

lmao

Dubai.

great country, imo, maybe I'll see you there some time ;)

[wasted ink]

great country, imo, maybe I'll see you there some time ;)

Bring your virgins. bish :fyi:

[pl8er]

I want to battle an ultimate evil and win. Perhaps that will happen in the coming years *shrug* I'm talking global doomsday not just small wars.

Maybe it would have sounded less crazy if I said that I want to know that when I die my son is as safe as I could have made him.

[IDSkot]

There is still a chance of pregnancy when a girl is on birth control :fyi:

I know. But I'm very pro-choice.

[IDSkot]

I want to battle an ultimate evil and win. Perhaps that will happen in the coming years *shrug* I'm talking global doomsday not just small wars.

Maybe it would have sounded less crazy if I said that I want to know that when I die my son is as safe as I could have made him.

I kinda wish my Dad was more like you. Hah. My Dad's a good guy, and he loves/d us. But, he doesn't show it. At all. He calls me once every 6 months or so, never calls my brother, and never comes by... even though he drives by our house every day going home.

[Porch Monkey]

Win a L.A.I.R.E. contest.

[scarolinablazin]

i would like to end world stupidity.

[IDSkot]

i would like to end world stupidity.

Oh God. It's HIM?
It's ironic you say that, seeing how you're one of the dumbest people from CA.com, short of EoD, Catjones, and Chase007.

[ngsm13]

Skydive, have sex with 5 different ethnicity women... (2down...), umm... Go to every continent. Travel Europe.

nG

[Rashaddd]

I hope to one day blow up a plane full of people

[scarolinablazin]

Oh God. It's HIM?
It's ironic you say that, seeing how you're one of the dumbest people from CA.com, short of EoD, Catjones, and Chase007.

you're not even smart enough to have a half normal hair style yet you wanna call someone stupid?? go cut yourself you wanna be emo faggot

[Porch Monkey]

I hope to one day blow up a plane full of people
:sneaky:

[Rashaddd]

shocking, I know

[IDSkot]

Skydive, have sex with 5 different ethnicity women... (2down...), umm... Go to every continent. Travel Europe.

nG

That reminds me... I've had sex with a pseudo-celebrity... well, she's signed to a label. But, IMO: she sucks.

Links:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=135455597

enjoi. Flame away.


But I've had sex with:
Egyptian, white, hispanic (From Spain, Venezuela, Brazil <-- HELL YEAH!), Jamaican, Asian, and German.

I guess you can say German == White, but, she was GermanGerman. Like, goose-step German.

[wasted ink]

you're not even smart enough to have a half normal hair style yet you wanna call someone stupid?? go cut yourself you wanna be emo faggot

lulzy

This thread should get fun.

[scarolinablazin]

hard to believe you can find that many blind women. any woman that could see you would surely never let you touch them.

[wasted ink]

hard to believe you can find that many blind women. any woman that could see you would surely never let you touch them.

I don't know what's worse, SP's grammar or your insults. Either way, carry on.

[scarolinablazin]

if i knew he was a jew in my original insult i woulda just tossed him in the oven with my pizza instead.

[wasted ink]

:ohyeah:

[wasted ink]

if i knew he was a jew in my original insult i woulda just tossed him in the oven with my pizza instead.

Seeing as there is a jewish joke about him in nearly every thread on this board, that wasn't so funny. Keep going, I know you can do better. I will rep you if you get me to LOL.

[IDSkot]

you're not even smart enough to have a half normal hair style yet you wanna call someone stupid?? go cut yourself you wanna be emo faggot

You have your stereotypes wrong.
Mohawk == Punk rock. Most commonly associated with disrespect, violence, unhygienic shacks, Guitar, and rebellion.
Emo == Associated with really whiney music, hair that covers their face, and usually have low self-respect / self-esteem.

As, assessed, I'm neither since I'm not disrespectful, nor violent, nor do I have hair that covers my face or a low self-esteem/self-respect.
Thank you.
And I call you stupid due to your frequent posts on CA.com where you showed your incredible lack of knowledge, then bashed on other people when they corrected you.

hard to believe you can find that many blind women. any woman that could see you would surely never let you touch them.

I guess you're implying that I'm ugly, which would make you somewhat of a homosexual, since you're judging a guy's appearance. That's fine, though. I get girls when I want to get girls. It's not a problem for me... and you saying that it's amazing just proves that either A) You're ugly, B) You're un-charismatic, and/or C) You're awkward.
I'm neither. I'm not beautiful... but I'm not ugly. I'm charismatic in the sense that I always know what to say, thus not making me awkward.

[Indian Accent] Thank you, come again.

[IDSkot]

if i knew he was a jew in my original insult i woulda just tossed him in the oven with my pizza instead.

There's a thread related to Jewish jokes. I'm not actually Jewish... so it's not an insult. It's just funny.

[ngsm13]

By 5 different... I mean... races I guess: White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Indian.

:fyi:

nG

[IDSkot]

By 5 different... I mean... races I guess: White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Indian.

:fyi:

nG

Oh, well... I guess I've done that.

Which two have you done?

[scarolinablazin]

lol its fun getting peeps on CA riled up. and yes, im saying you're one ugly SOB. i can say that as i'm very secure in my sexuality. any man that gets offended because another man judges the way he looks is only doing so because deep down he knows he's a wanna be cock sucker. I know i like women. so i can call you an ugly emo faggot. granted i'll get another infraction but its worth it. now go cut your self emo faggot

[wasted ink]

Negged.

[IDSkot]

lol its fun getting peeps on CA riled up. and yes, im saying you're one ugly SOB. i can say that as i'm very secure in my sexuality. any man that gets offended because another man judges the way he looks is only doing so because deep down he knows he's a wanna be cock sucker. I know i like women. so i can call you an ugly emo faggot. granted i'll get another infraction but its worth it. now go cut your self emo faggot

I don't mind when anyone calls me ugly. I could care less. But emo? Not even close. You don't even have anything to base that statement off of... and I'm not sure how you know I'm ugly. The most you've seen of me is from my two ava's... you probably haven't seen my body, or my whole face.
And, getting people riled up != saying stupid shit that you think is right. You can try to pull it off that you meant to rile them up, but odds are you saw the light too late, and didn't want to admit you were wrong.

And you probably won't get any infractions from insulting me... mainly because they're funny. But, you might because you're just a faggot. Not a homosexual. Just a faggot.

[pl8er]

I kinda wish my Dad was more like you. Hah. My Dad's a good guy, and he loves/d us. But, he doesn't show it. At all. He calls me once every 6 months or so, never calls my brother, and never comes by... even though he drives by our house every day going home.

:( Sorry man. I can relate. My dad and I never talk. When we do, its like we are total strangers and we "pretend" just for the sake of the conversation. I'm not even sure why.

When my son was born I completely told myself I would never be that type of father.

[Tiger Bass]

I still want to fuck a girl in the ass some day...Perhaps I'll just have to surprise buttsecks them.

[ngsm13]

Oh, well... I guess I've done that.

Which two have you done?

Guess.

nG

[pl8er]

I still want to fuck a girl in the ass some day...Perhaps I'll just have to surprise buttsecks them.

Really?

Wow man, your not hanging around the right gals :P

[wasted ink]

I still want to fuck a girl in the ass some day...Perhaps I'll just have to surprise buttsecks them.

You've never PIITB?

[Tiger Bass]

Nope. Never piitb...Sad to say, I know...

[wasted ink]

Nope. Never piitb...Sad to say, I know...

You're missing out.

[Tiger Bass]

Some day....Some day.

[IDSkot]

:( Sorry man. I can relate. My dad and I never talk. When we do, its like we are total strangers and we "pretend" just for the sake of the conversation. I'm not even sure why.

When my son was born I completely told myself I would never be that type of father.

That's good, man. I, too, promised myself if and when I have kids, I'm gunna always be there for them. Regardless of personal cost.

Guess.

nG

White and Hispanic or White and Black?

[ngsm13]

White and Black yo...

nG

[ngsm13]

I still want to fuck a girl in the ass some day...Perhaps I'll just have to surprise buttsecks them.

Yah, get on it man...

nG

[Tiger Bass]

Is it bad that all my "Before I die" 's are related to sex?

[wasted ink]

Is it bad that all my "Before I die" 's are related to sex?

Not at all.

[scarolinablazin]

as long as the basics are already covered you're good.

[UCP]

Before I die...

Everything twice.

[Volpone]

Just getting to put it in is not really that fun. You have to do it in a way that she's into it because it's a lot more fun, but that takes a little work.

I agree with UCP.

[Tiger Bass]

Most of the basics are taken care of.

Lost my virginity. Fooled around with a close friend. Got head. Tried weird sex positions. Had sex in a car. Road head. etc. etc.

[IDSkot]

White and Black yo...

nG

Oh! word. I forget that everywhere else doesn't have the amount of Hispanics as Miami... white people are more rare than Hispanics are. Haha.

Is it bad that all my "Before I die" 's are related to sex?

Not at all. My friend's "Before I die's" are:

Have sex with a Mom
Have sex with a married woman. (He's a weird guy.)
Have a three-some.
And...
Join the mile high club.

[UCP]

Just getting to put it in is not really that fun. You have to do it in a way that she's into it because it's a lot more fun, but that takes a little work.

I have a complex for sex. It's not healthy and always, except for 19, leads to attachment.

It's whatever. I don't mind bangin the same broad for a while. It's not about numbers for me.

[IDSkot]

Most of the basics are taken care of.

Lost my virginity. Fooled around with a close friend. Got head. Tried weird sex positions. Had sex in a car. Road head. etc. etc.

How was that? I'm too afraid to try it. This girl tried to jerk me off while I drove... and I couldn't do it. It didn't really help that it was rush hour and traffic was locked up.

[wasted ink]

How was that? I'm too afraid to try it. This girl tried to jerk me off while I drove... and I couldn't do it. It didn't really help that it was rush hour and traffic was locked up.

I used to get it from my ex all the time. I had a 5 speed Ford Ranger at the time. I usually ended up swerving around in the shoulder of the road, redlining in third gear :laugh:

[UCP]

lulz wasted.

[IDSkot]

I used to get it from my ex all the time. I had a 5 speed Ford Ranger at the time. I usually ended up swerving around in the shoulder of the road, redlining in third gear :laugh:

That's why you down shift to second gear, red line, then put it in fifth. ;) Cruisin'.

[Volpone]

I have a complex for sex. It's not healthy and always, except for 19, leads to attachment.

It's whatever. I don't mind bangin the same broad for a while. It's not about numbers for me.

Do whatever works for you. I do believe that anyone can become very sexually liberal; in fact, I think biologically we are coded to be that way. It's not always so simple, though.

[ngsm13]

Oh! word. I forget that everywhere else doesn't have the amount of Hispanics as Miami... white people are more rare than Hispanics are. Haha.



Not at all. My friend's "Before I die's" are:

Have sex with a Mom
Have sex with a married woman. (He's a weird guy.)
Have a three-some.
And...
Join the mile high club.

Hoping to accomplish this on Wednesday...

nG

[Tiger Bass]

It twas down the interstate. Late evening. No cars. Kinda dark outside. We were headed to dinner with some friends.

[Rashaddd]

Most of the basics are taken care of.

Lost my virginity. Fooled around with a close friend. Got head. Tried weird sex positions. Had sex in a car. Road head. etc. etc.

head at a movie?

How was that? I'm too afraid to try it. This girl tried to jerk me off while I drove... and I couldn't do it. It didn't really help that it was rush hour and traffic was locked up.

awesome

[Tiger Bass]

head at a movie?



awesome
That's on my list actually. Sex in public.

[wasted ink]

I've had anal sex in international water. I'd have that on my list if I didn't already do it.

[IDSkot]

I have a complex for sex. It's not healthy and always, except for 19, leads to attachment.

It's whatever. I don't mind bangin the same broad for a while. It's not about numbers for me.

I don't know. Sex is really therapeutic for me. I'm the most relaxed after sex.

Hoping to accomplish this on Wednesday...

nG

Best of luck.

It twas down the interstate. Late evening. No cars. Kinda dark outside. We were headed to dinner with some friends.

FTW.

[Volpone]

A friend of mine did accident evaluations for the insurance company in my province. Apparently 2-3 times a year he gets a case he investigates where the girl has suffered injuries to her head because of it being squished between the steering wheel and the gentleman's sternum.

[IDSkot]

That's on my list actually. Sex in public.

I got a hand job during a movie. I also had sex in the woods once. It was dope.

[IDSkot]

A friend of mine did accident evaluations for the insurance company in my province. Apparently 2-3 times a year he gets a case he investigates where the girl has suffered injuries to her head because of it being squished between the steering wheel and the gentleman's sternum.

Sig'd.

[wasted ink]

A friend of mine did accident evaluations for the insurance company in my province. Apparently 2-3 times a year he gets a case he investigates where the girl has suffered injuries to her head because of it being squished between the steering wheel and the gentlemen's sternum.

I've always been amazed at how only a small amount of accidents are caused by that.

[IDSkot]

I've always been amazed at how only a small amount of accidents are caused by that.

That's just in his area, if I'm not mistaken.

[Tiger Bass]

We actually passed the restaurant on the way down and she asked why I missed the turn and went and extra 5 miles out of my way...

[scarolinablazin]

road head on a bumpy road FTW

[wasted ink]

That's just in his area, if I'm not mistaken.

Yup, you're right. Reading<me.

[UCP]

Some of you have extremely tame accounts of events passed.

[wasted ink]

road head on a bumpy road FTW

Yea, nothing like getting your dick chewed on :loco:

[UCP]

My next wild sex goal is fucking on butter jesus, it's in the works, and she's pumped on the idea.

[IDSkot]

Some of you have extremely tame accounts of events passed.

Yeah, pretty mellow.

[IDSkot]

My next wild sex goal is fucking on butter jesus, it's in the works, and she's pumped on the idea.

Fucking on butter?
Or a butter Jesus?

[wasted ink]

Fucking on butter?
Or a butter Jesus?

Fucking Jesus with butter :fyi:

[Tiger Bass]

I'm so confused

[UCP]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=butter+jesus

Click images.

[scarolinablazin]

Yea, nothing like getting your dick chewed on :loco:

yea even better when they gag and puke all over your lap. mmm mmmm mmmmmm i'm lovin it

[Rashaddd]

That's on my list actually. Sex in public.

word, ive done it all kinda places in public, it's a rush

kinda like working with explosives :wat:

[UCP]

My hilarious in a moving car story involves me actually having sex going 60 whilst driving.

[IDSkot]

word, ive done it all kinda places in public, it's a rush

kinda like working with explosives :wat:

I loved the edit.

[UCP]

The funny part is the DUI check point.

[wasted ink]

I can't believe it's not Jesus!

[IDSkot]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=butter+jesus

Click images.

Wow... what the fuck? Why?

My hilarious in a moving car story involves me actually having sex going 60 whilst driving.

The funny part is the DUI check point.

I'm listening...

[Tiger Bass]

It's usually the girl that has the problem with it...granted, one of the ones I have now is kinda a freak. I plan to knock a few on my list out with her.

[Rashaddd]

I loved the edit.

wait did i edit that?

[UCP]

Wow... what the fuck? Why?

That thing is pure and utter blasphemy... and neither one of us is particularly religious... or sane for that matter.

EDIT: Whynot.

[IDSkot]

It's usually the girl that has the problem with it...granted, one of the ones I have now is kinda a freak. I plan to knock a few on my list out with her.

I love when you meet those kind of girls.
You just have to try to wade through the crazy just long enough to do the things you want to do.

[Tiger Bass]

I love when you meet those kind of girls.
You just have to try to wade through the crazy just long enough to do the things you want to do.
Hahahahaha, you know exactly what I'm talking about. +rep for you when I get rep power again

[wasted ink]

I love when you meet those kind of girls.
You just have to try to wade through the crazy just long enough to do the things you want to do.

Word. The one I had sex with in Belize was a squirter, and loved anal. The first time we had sex, she said she would never do it. Lawl.

[UCP]

LULz @ girls that won't do shit.

TOO LATE.

[IDSkot]

Hahahahaha, you know exactly what I'm talking about. +rep for you when I get rep power again

Haha! Yeah, man. I've had two or three chicks like that.

Word. The one I had sex with in Belize was a squirter, and loved anal. The first time we had sex, she said she would never do it. Lawl.

I want to have sex with a squirter.... I'd imagine it'd be messy... but worth it.

[wasted ink]

I want to have sex with a squirter.... I'd imagine it'd be messy... but worth it.

:laugh: Not as bad as you think. I didn't expect it at all, and she didn't either. I thought she pissed on me at first. I looked up at her like WTF?! She was super embarrassed, but then I realized what happened. I was like WHOA!

[Tiger Bass]

I think that'd be pretty awesome. Quite a boost to the ego really :D

[icpurplepplalot]

I had that happen before, and thought the gf pissed on me.

[wasted ink]

I think that'd be pretty awesome. Quite a boost to the ego really :D

Word, it's pretty cool.

I had that happen before, and thought the gf pissed on me.

Yea, it's just instinct.

[IDSkot]

I think that'd be pretty awesome. Quite a boost to the ego really :D

x2

I had that happen before, and thought the gf pissed on me.

This.
I'd probably be heated at first, like, "WHAT THE FUCK?! You could've told me you had to... wait... this isn't piss. Sweeeet."

[wasted ink]

This.
I'd probably be heated at first, like, "WHAT THE FUCK?! You could've told me you had to... wait... this isn't piss. Sweeeet."

That pretty much sums it up.

[Tiger Bass]

I also wanna fuck a midget. Try to spin her on my dick like a top.

[icpurplepplalot]

fucking lawl :laugh:

[wasted ink]

I also wanna fuck a midget. Try to spin her on my dick like a top.

Man, you're full of win today. I lul'd.

[Tiger Bass]

That deserves rep nigga. I can't even stop laughing.

[wasted ink]

That deserves rep nigga. I can't even stop laughing.

I just hit the button and apparently I have given out too much in this 24 hour period.

But yes, it does.

[Tiger Bass]

Meh, not that full of win. Silverware related activities with teh girl ended with her going over to her friends house to comfort friend about her recent breakup. Fucking fail.

[IDSkot]

Meh, not that full of win. Silverware related activities with teh girl ended with her going over to her friends house to comfort friend about her recent breakup. Fucking fail.

http://img228c.imageshack.us/img228/3728/failboatlg0.jpg


Enjoy that.

[wasted ink]

Meh, not that full of win. Silverware related activities with teh girl ended with her going over to her friends house to comfort friend about her recent breakup. Fucking fail.

:crap::crap:

[UCP]

OH god the stories I could tell you. I've only just started.

[Tiger Bass]

Tis ok though. I had sex with a different girl 2 nights ago, so I'm still good. Being a single dude, I'm lucky as hell to get it more often than a week apart.

[wasted ink]

OH god the stories I could tell you. I've only just started.

UnderCoverPunk

ZOMG! Bring the stories.

[IDSkot]

UnderCoverPunk

ZOMG! Bring the stories.

lmao...

[UCP]

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't go there, and I certainly don't have time right now.

[wasted ink]

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't go there, and I certainly don't have time right now.

Pics or lie, you know the drill.

[UCP]

Lulz, pics are all over the internet. Ask members, people tell stories about the shit I do, I assure you.

[Tiger Bass]

So you're too pussy to link the pictures for us yourself?

[wasted ink]

Lulz, pics are all over the internet. Ask members, people tell stories about the shit I do, I assure you.

I googled your name.

undercover punk
(Adult / Slang)
Jocular or disparaging term for a male homosexual who chooses not to keep his sexual orientation a secret.

[wasted ink]

:crap:

[UCP]

So you're too pussy to link the pictures for us yourself?

No, RSD told me not to. :rolleyes:

I'm not here to impress you Mr. Strauss.

[ngsm13]

That big tall thing... in Paris France...

nG

[IDSkot]

That big tall thing... in Paris France...

nG

What's it called again?

[wasted ink]

That big tall thing... in Paris France...

nG

Winnar.

[UCP]

I googled your name.

Laugh.

[wasted ink]

:sneaky:

[Tiger Bass]

No, RSD told me not to. :rolleyes:

I'm not here to impress you Mr. Strauss.
:confused:

[IDSkot]

I think my worst story is about this girl... she was pretty hot, and cool. But kind of dumb. I explained to her I was sexually interested, but not emotionally and I didn't want to sex up and what not because I was worried about her feelings. (not true, just didn't want a crazy bitch on my ass.) She told me it was the same for her, and we could be fuck buddies... so, I took her word for it, we sexed up... two days later, she came to my house at like midnight, knocking on my window crying, asking why I hadn't called her... FML.

[wasted ink]

FYL indeed.

[IDSkot]

FYL indeed.

I just realized I have to be up at 7 AM for an ultrasound.
WHAT THE FUCK?!

[UCP]

You teh pregg?

[JimJ]

You teh pregg?

Wasn't me!

:sneaky:

[IDSkot]

You teh pregg?

They want to run some test involving my gall bladder and they need to see it in real time and what not. Fucking hell.

[UCP]

OH man. Don't get that taken out, ruins your diet.

[IDSkot]

OH man. Don't get that taken out, ruins your diet.

Well, mine doesn't work.
And does it really? With out a bladder to you get fatter quicker? I need some meat on mah bonez.

[UCP]

No, you just can't eat a bunch of delicious shit. Or atleast that's what they told the girl that tried to give me an Oreo.

[icpurplepplalot]

I just realized I have to be up at 7 AM for an ultrasound.
WHAT THE FUCK?!

Fuck! You lying bitch! I knew I should've pulled out!

[IDSkot]

No, you just can't eat a bunch of delicious shit. Or atleast that's what they told the girl that tried to give me an Oreo.

I know the gallbladder stores bile and intensifies the power of it, so the bile can digest fatty foods.

Fuck! You lying bitch! I knew I should've pulled out!

Sorry. I just love you so much.

[icpurplepplalot]

You fucking skank whore

[IDSkot]

You fucking skank whore

Do you still love me?

[icpurplepplalot]

Of course snookums

[hemroids]

spread more aids

[hemroids]

I think my worst story is about this girl... she was pretty hot, and cool. But kind of dumb. I explained to her I was sexually interested, but not emotionally and I didn't want to sex up and what not because I was worried about her feelings. (not true, just didn't want a crazy bitch on my ass.) She told me it was the same for her, and we could be fuck buddies... so, I took her word for it, we sexed up... two days later, she came to my house at like midnight, knocking on my window crying, asking why I hadn't called her... FML.

just cast the sheeny curse on her

[smllysack]

getting my wife to get her chick friend to join

[bluecar]

head at a movie?



awesome

That's on my list actually. Sex in public.

I have had sex in a movie theatre....just getting head is for high schoolers.

[Spider Monkey]

I'm planning on living before I die.

[Roadtrippin']

Hmmmmm...


I want to travel, that's a given. Dubai, France, Italy, Germany, Japan, etc. Dubai and Sweden may be in the near future.
I want to meet The Dalai Lama.
I hope to be successful in real estate, which brings me to the next one.
I hope to own a management company, and possibly an engineering firm.
It would be awesome publish a textbook, and become a college professor, and in the class that I teach, use my textbook as course literature. It has been done many times, why not?

I know there's more, but I can't think right now.


WTF, the Dalai Lama sux.

[Rashaddd]

I have had sex in a movie theatre....just getting head is for high schoolers.

meh, then it's hard to watch the movie.

i guess you don't miss much

[reson8]

Hmmm...before I die? Punch my wife in the fucking jaw and bone a black chick. In which order it does not matter. :fyi:

[Jamesypoo]

I want to do these things. Fear aren't the things that stop me... it's mostly financial. That's what stops most of the stuff I want to do.

Such as:

Travel around / to Europe.
Travel America and Central America (South America is too hardcore for I.)
I also really want to drive an excess of 150 miles an hour.
Another thing, I want to cliff jump. That shit looks so sick.


... And want to make a 10 second car.
Have done 150+ and cliff jump into white water rapids. Not at the same time.
That reminds me... I've had sex with a pseudo-celebrity... well, she's signed to a label. But, IMO: she sucks.

Links:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=135455597

enjoi. Flame away.


But I've had sex with:
Egyptian, white, hispanic (From Spain, Venezuela, Brazil <-- HELL YEAH!), Jamaican, Asian, and German.

I guess you can say German == White, but, she was GermanGerman. Like, goose-step German.
Lies.
You have your stereotypes wrong.
Mohawk == Punk rock. Most commonly associated with disrespect, violence, unhygienic shacks, Guitar, and rebellion.
Emo == Associated with really whiney music, hair that covers their face, and usually have low self-respect / self-esteem.

Calm down, emo.
I still want to fuck a girl in the ass some day...Perhaps I'll just have to surprise buttsecks them.
Have done
I used to get it from my ex all the time. I had a 5 speed Ford Ranger at the time. I usually ended up swerving around in the shoulder of the road, redlining in third gear :laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
That's on my list actually. Sex in public.
Have done
My hilarious in a moving car story involves me actually having sex going 60 whilst driving.
Have done
I had that happen before, and thought the gf pissed on me.
This
I also wanna fuck a midget. Try to spin her on my dick like a top.
Gross.
I have had sex in a movie theatre....just getting head is for high schoolers.
Have only sucked on boobs in a movie theatre.

[Superlifted06FX4]

Destroy a Honda.

[Porch Monkey]

I'm want to visit a Church of Scientology and yell out "SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!"

[Glock17]

Have kids later on or If i am gonna die i'd like to go out serving my country......

[UCP]

Sleep.

[Spunky]

I would like to be part of the mexican-american equality movement and see mexicans given the same rights the blacks have gotten since rosa parks.

this would make me die a happy chicano

[bigtoyota479]

I would like to be part of the mexican-american equality movement and see mexicans given the same rights the blacks have gotten since rosa parks.

this would make me die a happy chicano

The same rights? They have more, nukka. Where the hell you been?

[Spunky]

The same rights? They have more, nukka. Where the hell you been?

thats funny because the cops dont seem to think so they dont pull over the gringos and never the blacks because they fear of being called racists but every single fucking day one of my homies gets pulls over for dwb without fail the problem is it has gone on too long and we have not said shit i am really not pointing the finger at any one particular race but without a doubt mexican and spanish americans in general are not given the same privileges as any other skin color we get a bad wrap for some things we doo which i am not a part of but some dont seem to realize we do not have a choice and it is not because we are lazy like the blacks.

[bigtoyota479]

Lolumad. That is all.

[bigtoyota479]

Nothing personal about Mexicans, but every goddamned drug bust that happens around here are Hispanics. No lie man. Big coke bust on the freeway? Hispanic. Huge MJ bust in the woods? Hispanics. Buncha illegals get busted out here? Hispanics.

Until you guys clean up your act, you get no sympathy from me. If you think I'm racist, you're wrong. I hate them all equally. Blacks, Mexicans, cracka's, Asians, I don't give a fuck.

[Spunky]

Nothing personal about Mexicans, but every goddamned drug bust that happens around here are Hispanics. No lie man. Big coke bust on the freeway? Hispanic. Huge MJ bust in the woods? Hispanics. Buncha illegals get busted out here? Hispanics.


i agree with you however you are racist as all races have bad in them but ti think the main issue is we are not given as many options as whites and blacks have you ever heard of a united mexican college fund????????????

i realize the whites will never allow nonwhites too much power but it would be nice to get the same rights the fags and darkies get ya know?

[bigtoyota479]

Dood, the whites are the minority in this country. We are outnumbered by other races. That's a fact. Blacks have more rights then we do. New immigrants have more rights and access to deals on starting up a business and other things than whites do. That's just the way it is. You're looking at this from the wrong point of view.

As a "minority", you have access to so many damned programs, incentives, and free money. It's obvious you have no idea about this shit, and feel content to bitch whine and want even more stuff for free. Seriously, learn something son.

[bigtoyota479]

Wanna know why all this shit sucks? Right here on CNN. http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/09/23/california.border.shooting/index.html?eref=ib_us

Mexican smugglers trying to find new routes into the United States are turning increasingly to the Pacific Ocean for a short sail to the California coast, where they drop off illegal immigrants and marijuana, U.S. officials say.
The Pacific Ocean around the California coastline is being used more often by Mexican smugglers.

The Pacific Ocean around the California coastline is being used more often by Mexican smugglers.

The water route has become particularly popular in the past year.

"We've seen a huge spike in smuggling by water," said Lauren Mack, a spokeswoman for the Immigration and Customs Enforcement office in San Diego, California. "It's become very, very risky and difficult to cross by land. Smugglers try to jump where they think we're not looking."

U.S. Coast Guard Capt. Thomas Farris, the top-ranking Coast Guard official at the Port of San Diego, said interdictions of human cargo on the Pacific have doubled since last year. Drug busts -- all marijuana -- are even higher, he said.

"Drug interdictions are six times above what they were last year," Farris told CNN Wednesday.

So far this year, he said, authorities have confiscated 60,000 pounds of marijuana and caught 400 people trying to sneak into the United States.

The water route has become popular, he said, because "the land border has been so severely closed by Customs and border agents."

That land route was particularly difficult Tuesday for smugglers who tried to speed three vans full of illegal immigrants through the San Ysidro border crossing between Tijuana, Mexico, and San Diego, California. San Ysidro is the busiest land border crossing in the world, with up to 45,000 cars and 95,000 people passing through each day.

One Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and two Customs and Border Protection agents opened fire, wounding two suspects, officials said. Another two people were injured when one of the vans crashed into another vehicle.
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More than 70 people aboard the three vans were captured as were two of the drivers, authorities said. One driver ran back into Mexico and got away, officials said.

The San Diego Police Department is investigating the shootings because they occurred within the city limits, said police Lt. Kevin Rooney.

Tuesday's incident was the second shooting in less than a week in San Diego involving federal authorities. Two Border Patrol agents are under investigation after shooting at a smuggling suspect they believed was trying to run one of them over with a vehicle, Rooney said. That suspect also was wounded.

Why anyone would try to run a heavily secured checkpoint in Tuesday's incident may be beyond comprehension to some people. Rooney said he understands.

"There's a sense of desperation that exists these days trying to get folks across the border," he said.

ICE spokeswoman Mack said she was taken aback, particularly since San Ysidro has "a major obstacle course," with speed bumps, concrete barricades, a gate and tire shredders.

"What was surprising," she said, "was the brazen attempt in a very public area in the middle of the day, to assume that they could run the port of entry in today's world.

"That's not too smart," she added. "What do they call that? Felony stupid?"

Mack and Angelica Decima, a spokeswoman for the Customs and Border Protection office in San Diego, have noticed another phenomena: young people taping drugs to their bodies and trying to walk across the border. Many of them are high school students, Mack said. They can make $200 to $300 for each trip, said Decima.

But it's the Pacific route that has become more common -- and increasingly dangerous, officials say.

Smugglers often use small fishing boats known as pangas, Mack said. Usually 19 to 28 feet in length, smugglers will load them up with illegal immigrants to the point the vessels become dangerous.

"We've seen them pretty packed," Mack said. "They cram them in there just like they cram them in the vans."

There's another danger, she said.

"We've noticed that violent tactics have increased, particularly in the water," Mack said. "We've seen an increase in the type of violent tactics these smuggling groups are using. That's a clear sign of desperation."

Tuesday's incident at San Ysidro left thousands of cars stopped on the road for hours when U.S. authorities closed all 24 northbound lanes into the country. The five southbound lanes into Mexico remained open.

Witnesses described a chaotic scene with officers yelling at the vans as they sped away and then drawing their weapons and firing.

"I was crossing the bridge, and I started hearing all this gunfire," Michael Casilla told CNN affiliate XETV. "I saw a couple officers shooting at the van, and I saw a couple of lights fly out. A couple tried to run out (of a van) and they got swarmed by all the Customs agents."

Another motorist might have been too close for comfort.

"This officer was yelling at this blue van that was heading north," the unidentified witness told CNN affiliate KGTV. "He had his gun in his hand, obviously. He yelled at them and they didn't stop. I heard two or three gunshots and at that point in time, I went to the floor."

Border officials opened up eight lanes a couple of hours after the incident, Decima said. But it took a few more hours for all lanes to be opened.

If black people were doing this, I'd be all over their sorry lazy asses too. However, we brought those fuckers over here as slaves, and they didn't have a choice in the matter. We fucked ourselves over on that one.

I hate Russians equally as much. They are rude, inconsiderate assholes, at least where I live. Seriously. Go fishing at the local lake, and there are at least 5 Russian kids running around asking you if they can have your fish every time you catch one. They won't leave you alone. Parents nowhere to be found. Shoving their way through stores, cutting ahead of people in lines, just fucking rude.

I'll hate on anyone, you'll soon see.

[_AnGeL_]

Nothing personal about Mexicans, but every goddamned drug bust that happens around here are Hispanics. No lie man. Big coke bust on the freeway? Hispanic. Huge MJ bust in the woods? Hispanics. Buncha illegals get busted out here? Hispanics.

Until you guys clean up your act, you get no sympathy from me. If you think I'm racist, you're wrong. I hate them all equally. Blacks, Mexicans, cracka's, Asians, I don't give a fuck.

yea well, bitch, find a hispanic with a meth lab lol

[_AnGeL_]

this would make me die a happy chicano

define chicano....

[bigtoyota479]

yea well, bitch, find a hispanic with a meth lab lol

Give me 5 minutes on the news website, and I will, bitch.

[_AnGeL_]

Give me 5 minutes on the news website, and I will, bitch.

you wont, only white ppl have meth labs.

[bigtoyota479]

you wont, only white ppl have meth labs.

:hahaha:

Joo is funny, brosef. SOOOOO funnay lol.

[_AnGeL_]

:hahaha:

Joo is funny, brosef. SOOOOO funnay lol.

tis the tr00f.

[bigtoyota479]

Joo is a fucking liar. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/19/eveningnews/main1636846.shtml

Law enforcement officers busting illegal methamphetamine labs once was a common sight across the United States.

But such raids don't happen as frequently anymore — not since most states and the federal government put severe restrictions on the sale of over-the-counter medications containing pseudoephedrine, the key ingredient in methamphetamine, reports CBS News Correspondent Bill Whitaker.

Drug enforcement agents report the number of meth labs in the U.S. has plummeted.

"Yes, drastically down, in fact," says John Fernandes of the Drug Enforcement Administration. But, he adds, "Unfortunately there is an explosion of meth use."

The epidemic of meth use is still rampant because the drug is still plentiful on America's streets. Why?

"They just came across into Mexico to start production," said Fuillermo Gonzalez of the Tijuana Police Department.

This deadly drug is now a growth industry for Mexico's deadly drug cartels. They're replacing small U.S. kitchen labs with Mexican super labs. The cartels are smuggling ephedrine from China, India and Europe and cooking up huge quantities of cheap meth — including an especially potent variety, Mexican Ice. Then the cartels smuggle it north to U.S. users.

"They're making quite a lot of money off of meth," Gonzalez said. "They are pretty much using the same routes that they've used in the past with cocaine and with marijuana."

By some estimates, as much at 80 percent of the meth on U.S. streets comes from Mexico. Agents see more of it at the border. Meth seizures are up 106 percent in a year at the border crossing near San Diego.

The DEA has joined forces with Mexico to fight meth with a two-pronged strategy.

"Essentially, push the problem south of the border" said the DEA's Fernandes. "And at the same time, the DEA has been able to take a lead with our Mexican counterparts in order to prevent the importations of pseudoephedrine coming into Mexico from other locations, like Hong Kong."

But things look different from south of the border. Mexico now has an exploding meth epidemic of its own.

Mexican authorities have busted 18 meth labs in the city of Tijuana this year alone. One lab was located next door to a day care center.

Police raided the lab after teachers and children reported a sickening chemical smell.

Tijuana now has a growing number of meth addicts seeking help at one of the growing number of rehab centers.

"It's no longer just the drugs passing through Mexico to the United States. We're now consumers," said one Mexican addict.

Users in both nations have created an expanding market for cartel meth — and a growing crisis for law enforcement on both sides of the border.

[Captain Ahab]

A few things:

Go on a elk hunt during their rut.

Complete a single season grand slam turkey hunting. (kill all 4 subspecies in the U.S.)

Kill a pope and young (archery record book) whitetail deer.

[Glock17]

you wont, only white ppl have meth labs.

ROFL!

[SiZcO]

i wanna fuck a dirty stripper

[_AnGeL_]

thats a lie son.

[bigtoyota479]

You PR's are so damned funny. That is all.

[ramos]

I must go to Amsterdam before I die. :)

[Captain Ahab]

i wanna fuck a dirty stripper

i have had my chance

i'll pass

[slim8605]

I would like to be part of the mexican-american equality movement and see mexicans given the same rights the blacks have gotten since rosa parks.

this would make me die a happy chicano

I would love to see this happen.

thats funny because the cops dont seem to think so they dont pull over the gringos and never the blacks because they fear of being called racists but every single fucking day one of my homies gets pulls over for dwb without fail the problem is it has gone on too long and we have not said shit i am really not pointing the finger at any one particular race but without a doubt mexican and spanish americans in general are not given the same privileges as any other skin color we get a bad wrap for some things we doo which i am not a part of but some dont seem to realize we do not have a choice and it is not because we are lazy like the blacks.

That's news to me lol

It is stupid to say that blacks get treated better than mexicans. Depending on where you live, yea maybe. But as a whole, we are pretty much on the same level. You say you and you're friends get pulled over "every single fucking day"(stay in the fucking house every now and then). That is probably just in you're area. When I was in Georgia me and my friends use to get pulled over and followed for no reason. You're not special. Cops look out for anybody of color. And if you happen to live in an area where a certain color causes the most trouble, that is going to be the color they stop the most.

And you don't think black get a bad wrap too? You talk about blacks just like whites talk about hispanics? What is it that mexicans do that they don't have a choice over?

Nothing personal about Mexicans, but every goddamned drug bust that happens around here are Hispanics. No lie man. Big coke bust on the freeway? Hispanic. Huge MJ bust in the woods? Hispanics. Buncha illegals get busted out here? Hispanics.

Until you guys clean up your act, you get no sympathy from me. If you think I'm racist, you're wrong. I hate them all equally. Blacks, Mexicans, cracka's, Asians, I don't give a fuck.

you wont, only white ppl have meth labs.

ALL RACES SELL DRUGS! Everyone wants what they think is easy money and people sell whatever is hot in their area.

i agree with you however you are racist as all races have bad in them but ti think the main issue is we are not given as many options as whites and blacks have you ever heard of a united mexican college fund????????????

i realize the whites will never allow nonwhites too much power but it would be nice to get the same rights the fags and darkies get ya know?

Tell your people to stop being lazy and get on that shit. We haven't always had it. We made shit happen. Don't blame the rest of America because you're people don't want it enough to get the ball rolling.

Dood, the whites are the minority in this country. We are outnumbered by other races. That's a fact. Blacks have more rights then we do. New immigrants have more rights and access to deals on starting up a business and other things than whites do. That's just the way it is. You're looking at this from the wrong point of view.

As a "minority", you have access to so many damned programs, incentives, and free money. It's obvious you have no idea about this shit, and feel content to bitch whine and want even more stuff for free. Seriously, learn something son.

I don't care how many programs, incentives, and free money is given to "minorities" white people still have more rights and run this country and that won't change in my life time.



Buncha bitch ass fags ITT :fyi:

Stop making everything about race. You guys are only keeping the flame lit on these stereotypes.

[Porch Monkey]

Kill a popeThings like this can get you killed by Vatican Knights.



:sneaky:

[Glock17]

I've gotten tickets and been in jail and WHITE.........

[slim8605]

I've gotten tickets and been in jail and WHITE.........

White people don't like whites either.

[Glock17]

White people don't like whites either.

Lol, But even while i was arrested the cops talked to me as if i were family so that means alot.

[slim8605]

Lol, But even while i was arrested the cops talked to me as if i were family so that means alot.

White people gotta stick together.

What the hell were you arrested for? I think you probably posted it before but I can't remember.

[_AnGeL_]

while living in puerto rico i got an ass load of tickets.... by puerto rican cops :crap: them asshole racist too :laugh:

[slim8605]

Next time tell them

:thatsracist:

[_AnGeL_]

lol

[Glock17]

White people gotta stick together.

What the hell were you arrested for? I think you probably posted it before but I can't remember.

Failure to pull over after some Indian guy at his station didn't have change after i pumped the gas, so the bytch got smart and i left.then he told the cops i threatened him.