Anyone ever date a best/close friend?

[galacticmonkey]

If so, how did it work?

[JimJ]

Yup.

Yup.

[Spider Monkey]

Yes. I worked like this. Yo, we be friends and shit. Now we fuck too. Then later it was like yo, we be friends and shit.

[smllysack]

we got married

[Spider Monkey]

Oops. That's fucked up

[hoss]

I wouldnt do it...

[hoss]

Unless the feelings were that strong.

[hemroids]

its nice i can pound him in the butt and jerk him off

[Toasted1]

If it does not work be prepared to loose the freindship. Personally I would suggest sticking to being bootie buddies at your age.

If it was meant to be after you are done with school and fucked all the people you want you will end up together.

[galacticmonkey]

I was just wondering because she just broke up with her boyfriend and we've been talking about the possibility of maybe trying a relationship.

Hmmm...

[hoss]

its nice i can pound him in the butt and jerk him off

This.

[galacticmonkey]

Thats always a major plus.

[IDSkot]

If so, how did it work?

Yes. Twice.
First time: ended horribly.
Second time: we're still best friends, and when ever we're both single, we have sex. So, I guess it ended well.

[galacticmonkey]

Yes. Twice.
First time: ended horribly.
Second time: we're still best friends, and when ever we're both single, we have sex. So, I guess it ended well.

Ill take those odds.

[hoss]

Lol, no one with that kind of hair gets laid... I am raising the :bs: flag.

[IDSkot]

Lol, no one with that kind of hair gets laid... I am raising the :bs: flag.

lmao. This is pre-'hawk.

[hoss]

Fair enough.

[galacticmonkey]

You could always gel the hawk into one big spike and penetrade her with that.

[Porch Monkey]

If so, how did it work?
Nope, I'm not gay dude.

[IDSkot]

Ill take those odds.

It depends on how well you two go together. That's the most important part.

[Spider Monkey]

Lol, no one with that kind of hair gets laid... I am raising the :bs: flag.

LOLLERSCOOTS

[IDSkot]

LOLLERSCOOTS

THAS FUNNI CUZ THIS GURL CALLS ME SCOOT AND SHE'S COMING OVER NOW :D

[Porch Monkey]

your mom don't count

[hoss]

your mom don't count
:crap:

[Spider Monkey]

Niether does any other female relative.

[90lac]

i did it married her and was divorced after 3 months now i can stand her and she cant stand me o well i hope the bitch dies a painful death

[hoss]

i did it married her and was divorced after 3 months now i can stand her and she cant stand me o well i hope the bitch dies a painful death

So did you neg rep her?

[IDSkot]

your mom don't count

:crap:

[IDSkot]

i did it married her and was divorced after 3 months now i can stand her and she cant stand me o well i hope the bitch dies a painful death

It's because you have a small dick. Sorry, man. :crap:

[galacticmonkey]

Well she has been one of my closest female friends for about 4 years now. Ive always kinda gotten the vibe she might have liked me, and after we were joking around the other day and she made some comments, I asked her about it. We had a long chat the other night and thats where Im at now.

Hopefully we try something out. I would hope much rep would come my way if I pull this off. :fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

Pix = reps.

[galacticmonkey]

Pix = reps.

Hotter = more reps?

[IDSkot]

Hotter = more reps?

Nuder == More reps

[IDSkot]

It goes:

Talk about a girl:
Pictures: necessary
Titty shot: Rep
Peach shot: More rep
Full frontal / Sex pose: Uber rep.

[galacticmonkey]

No noodz. :crap:

[IDSkot]

No noodz. :crap:

No rep.
Pictures are mandatory :fyi:

[Toasted1]

Post the fucking picture already moron, you have been around us long enough to know the deal.

[galacticmonkey]

Girl on right.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/l_d7c77d5a5b68514a913d27ca2a29ef702.jpg

[galacticmonkey]

vhttp://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/l_f8964be50359a74e61249328e669ac1f1.jpg

[galacticmonkey]

I get pics and then no love?

:bird:

[90lac]

So did you neg rep her?

It's because you have a small dick. Sorry, man. :crap:

yes i neg reped her ass and my dick is big enough i don't hear my feonsay complaining of course its usually in her mouth and she cant say to much

[Toasted1]

I gave you some

[galacticmonkey]

If your dick wasnt in her mouth, she would most likely be complaining about your horrible spelling and grammar.

[galacticmonkey]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/fag.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/Picture011-1.jpg

[Captain Ahab]

Go for it. Looks out of your league so this may be your one shot.

[tapout]

bangin

[jdawg]

go for it, worst that can happen is she doesnt talk to you ever again and you werent gettin the poon to begin with, so who cares

[wasted ink]

Nice ass!

[galacticmonkey]

For as nice as it looks, it feels much nicer.

[wasted ink]

For as nice as it looks, it feels much nicer.

n00dz.

[galacticmonkey]

Dont have unfortunately, as we have always been just friends. Hopefully that might change soon.

Ill upload more pics for you guys since I <3 you and I get repz.

[galacticmonkey]

I try to deliver what I can.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/5-2.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/1-10.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/2-9.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/3-8.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/galamonkey/4-4.jpg

[wasted ink]

She's cute. Rep comes when n00dz come.

[tapout]

whew. SHes hot.

Methinks she is above your payscale though.

[scarolinablazin]

how many faggots ask for relationship advice online?? fucking pathetic losers

[galacticmonkey]

Thats what I always thought too. But she actually brought it all up about maybe starting a relationship. She made a bunch of jokes about us being together the night she broke up with her boyfriend, and the other night when I was in Daytona for SBN I started texting her and asked her if she meant anything by it. She told me "sometimes friends make the best lovers". So we were texting for like 2 hours talking about things.

I guess tomorrow we are driving 3 hours across Florida to go to Daytona beach for the day. It kinda sucks that I was just there yesterday, and now Im going back. I promised her I would take her to the beach. I didnt know she meant Daytona. Fawk. Oh well. Hopefully things work.

[galacticmonkey]

how many faggots ask for relationship advice online?? fucking pathetic losers

I do.

:feg:

[Captain Ahab]

I like her thick thighs.

[jdawg]

i think she is cute

[galacticmonkey]

I like her thick thighs.

:monkey:

[wasted ink]

:boobies:

[Toasted1]

Small tits though, I would imagine with the padding in that bra you are probably looking at what would be considered a rack on a pre-pubescent boy.

[galacticmonkey]

Not huge, but they are a handfull. They feel quite nice as well.

[wasted ink]

Not huge, but they are a handfull. They feel quite nice as well.

Built for speed or comfort?

[galacticmonkey]

Built for speed or comfort?

:laugh:

They work for me. Love the type of body she has. Pretty thick, but not chubby at all.

[GearGuy2001]

Whats the worst that can happen?

[icpurplepplalot]

Yup, been dating for 4 years now

[Spider Monkey]

delivery

[Spider Monkey]

Whats the worst that can happen?

He could get aids.

[q-ball]

worked well for me for the past 4-5 years

[slim8605]

I would rep but I can't see the pics at work

[Tiger Bass]

Built for speed or comfort?
Win and silverware related activities eventually happened with said girl. Just thought I'd give an update after the other thread.

[Tiger Bass]

and I repped for posting good pics Galatic

[IamDeMan]

I married my best friend.

[tapout]

I married my best friend.

+1.

[IamDeMan]

+1.

Sometimes your beard itches me though :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

LMFAO. Jsut when I was about to slap both of you, you bring the lulz.

[pl8er]

I married my best friend.

X2, I'm married to my best friend. I think you find that your idle wife usually ends up being your best gal pal. Me personally, it works well because she is so much like me, but understands me enough to know when I need "me time" etc etc. Just enough different that its not like I'm masturbating, but enough the same that we don't bicker.

[pl8er]

Sometimes his beard itches me though :crap:

ha ha ha, Feg :P (I bet there is some truth to this) :P

[tapout]

Sometimes your beard itches me though :crap:

Sorry. Ill shave more often.

[MOT]

im married to my best friend.

[hoss]

Whats his name?

[BobbyDD]

I didn't actually date my best friend but we messed around quiet a bit many years ago. I just ran into her the other day and we're still cool. I say do it, just don't get too serious.

[galacticmonkey]

Well today I got a call at like 8am and she picked me up and we went to New Smyrna Beach like 2.5-3 hours away. Modeled a couple bikinis, bought the one I picked out = win.

No pics of said bikini modeling = fail. :crap:

[Tiger Bass]

Well today I got a call at like 8am and she picked me up and we went to New Smyrna Beach like 2.5-3 hours away. Modeled a couple bikinis, bought the one I picked out = win.

No pics of said bikini modeling = fail. :crap:
Did you get a peepee touch out of it?

[galacticmonkey]

No peepee touch. Just look unfortunately.

[Toasted1]

Do you drive around in your van?

[galacticmonkey]

I didnt drive, she drove.

But when we go somewhere and I drive, yeah, its in my van.

[Tiger Bass]

No peepee touch. You better get on your shit man. You hung out with her for 6+ hours today without so much as a kiss on the pecker. Sounds like yall are staying best friends to me.

[galacticmonkey]

Thats always a possibility. We were together from like 11am until about 9pm, but about 6 of those hours were just driving on the interstate. :mad:

[Tiger Bass]

Step your game up brah. Next time you're alone with her. Just whip your dick out. I can guarantee you 100% that it works half the time.

[galacticmonkey]

I could just try some Sex Panther.

[Toasted1]

How many dudes has this whore fucked?

[galacticmonkey]

Eleventy billion.




Last night.

[Phantom240]

Yes. I worked like this. Yo, we be friends and shit. Now we fuck too. Then later it was like yo, we be friends and shit.

That's pretty much it.

[Toasted1]

Jesus it's not like we know her and are going to contact her I am just trying to figure out if she is a whore and you have absolutely no game or if she is hard to pull.

[tapout]

Eleventy billion.




Last night.

no, seriously. How many that you know of?

[tEh koRnDog]

Jesus it's not like we know her and are going to contact her I am just trying to figure out if she is a whore and you have absolutely no game or if she is hard to pull.

:uhoh::sneaky:

[galacticmonkey]

I think shes been with 4... And each was a relationship of over a year. Wont be easy, but the payoff will be worth it if I can pull it off.

[Toasted1]

So it's really 20

[galacticmonkey]

Na, I know a couple girls like that. Give off the totally innocent vibe and all that but have been with like 50 guys.

[Tiger Bass]

Then there are the whores who say they've only been with 4, and do a good job at selling it, but have really been with 50.

[galacticmonkey]

Yeah, there totally are. This girl has been one of my closest friends for years and years now. Ive heard alot of the stories. Im 99.9% sure the count truly is 4.

One thing that sucks is if we do actually end up dating, she doesnt give head. :fp:

[Toasted1]

One thing that sucks is if we do actually end up dating, she doesnt give head. :fp:

wow hahahaha I have not heard anyone say that since Jr High :laugh: I did not realize there were such woman.

[tapout]

Then it is guaranteed that she gives great head. :fyi:

[galacticmonkey]

Haha probably would. She told me she got in a huge fight with her boyfriend (ex bf now) because he asked her to do it.

At first Id be like: :bj:

Then id be like: :gtfo:

At the end Id be like, "jokes on you!" :firecrotch:

[galacticmonkey]

:feg:
:fag:
:bbtdildo:
:facepalm:
:flashdance:
:duh:

[galacticmonkey]

:ct: :ctbitch:

[Spider Monkey]

I think shes been with 4... And each was a relationship of over a year. Wont be easy, but the payoff will be worth it if I can pull it off.

So it's really 20

12

You multiply by 3 when a girl gives her number and you divide by three when a guy gives his number.

[GearGuy2001]

This chick I used to work with kept a running total

She was at like 35 when I knew her, I hope we dont have to multiple that by 3 :crap:

(I didnt fuck her lol)

oh yeah she was 18 at the time.

[IamDeMan]

This chick I used to work with kept a running total

She was at like 35 when I knew her, I hope we dont have to multiple that by 3 :crap:

(I didnt fuck her lol)

oh yeah she was 18 at the time.
smart move.

[bluecar]

I think if a bish says 20 it's probably not 60.

[Spider Monkey]

I think if a bish says 20 it's probably not 60.

Rule is discontinued after college.

[GearGuy2001]

Rule is discontinued after college.

What about prior to college, she went to my highschool

[Spider Monkey]

What about prior to college, she went to my highschool

Still applies.

[Terranova]

They say dating your best friend is the best. But in most common scenarios I would say nay. Your best friend is your best friend, and it is true for sure that if it doesn't work out it usually ends up not being friends at all afterwords.

[Spider Monkey]

Men and women cannot be best friends without fucking. It will happen eventually.

[Tiger Bass]

Men and women cannot be best friends without fucking. It will happen eventually.
Unless one of them is fat.

[Spider Monkey]

Unless one of them is fat.

People with fat best friends of the opposite sex are of no concern to me. lol

[bluecar]

Men and women cannot be best friends without fucking. It will happen eventually.

Or at least one of them wanting to fuck the other one.

[Spider Monkey]

Or at least one of them wanting to fuck the other one.

Yes. And that desire will either eventually come true, or it will destroy the relationship.

[GearGuy2001]

Yes. And that desire will either eventually come true, or it will destroy the relationship.

Why do you have to speak such true words :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

Why do you have to speak such true words :crap:

Cuz I been there. Done that. Many times.

Now I stick to smashing friends' friends.