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IDSkot
03-16-2009, 07:13 PM
This girl just got in a fight with her Mom, and she wants me to pick her up. She lives kind of far, and sex MIGHT not happen. But it might. Thoughts?
mackin
03-16-2009, 07:14 PM
pics?

how far is far, what are the odds etc..
tapout
03-16-2009, 07:15 PM
go

please
Toasted1
03-16-2009, 07:15 PM
Post pics and leave that bitch where she is.. I do not think you have the ability to take advantage of her during her weak moments like most of us could.
97gp
03-16-2009, 07:16 PM
What else do you have to do except annoy us?
IDSkot
03-16-2009, 07:16 PM
pics?

how far is far, what are the odds etc..

Uhh, I don't have any pictures of her. I just know her IRL. Never talked to her online. We had a fling a month or so ago, and I ALMOST had sex with her. Like, she just had her panties on, then my friends barged in, and mood was killed.

She lives about... 5 miles or so. That's 20 miles in total. Bring her here, then take her back.
Porch Monkey
03-16-2009, 07:16 PM
cut your hair
IDSkot
03-16-2009, 07:17 PM
go

please

Your words are so kind.

What else do you have to do except annoy us?

Good point.
97gp
03-16-2009, 07:19 PM
And 5 miles isnt far pussy.
galacticmonkey
03-16-2009, 07:25 PM
5 miles is nothing. Go.
Rashaddd
03-16-2009, 07:49 PM
for some reason it's just really awkward imagining a girl having sex with someone who has a mohawk like yours
97gp
03-16-2009, 07:52 PM
for some reason it's just really awkward imagining a girl having sex with a faggot like you

x2.
Porch Monkey
03-16-2009, 07:53 PM
http://hangrightpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/rosie20kalid20mohammed.jpg
Rashaddd
03-16-2009, 07:56 PM
lawl
Echo42987
03-16-2009, 07:57 PM
I loled
Porch Monkey
03-16-2009, 07:57 PM
he could make little mohawks all over her body
LiquidClen
03-16-2009, 07:59 PM
lol @ 5 miles being far
97gp
03-16-2009, 08:26 PM
I guess it a lot on a huffy
Bender
03-16-2009, 09:23 PM
Uhh, I don't have any pictures of her. I just know her IRL. Never talked to her online. We had a fling a month or so ago, and I ALMOST had sex with her. Like, she just had her panties on, then my friends barged in, and mood was killed.

She lives about... 5 miles or so. That's 20 miles in total. Bring her here, then take her back.

5 miles? do you ride a fucking bicycle? even then its not too far
hoss
03-16-2009, 09:24 PM
Did she get in a fist fight? That would be awesome.
wasted ink
03-16-2009, 09:25 PM
Pitchers.
ngsm13
03-16-2009, 09:59 PM
Not gonna happen...

nG
scarolinablazin
03-16-2009, 10:01 PM
OP is a pussy
bluecar
03-16-2009, 10:01 PM
Post pics and leave that bitch where she is.. I do not think you have the ability to take advantage of her during her weak moments like most of us would.

fixed
bluecar
03-16-2009, 10:02 PM
I guess it a lot on a huffy

I'd bike 5 mi for good sex.
wasted ink
03-16-2009, 10:06 PM
I'd bike 5 mi for good sex.

I'd bike 5 miles for good head.
scarolinablazin
03-16-2009, 10:17 PM
I'd bike 5 miles to give good head.
i bet you would faggot
wasted ink
03-16-2009, 10:20 PM
How original.
ngsm13
03-16-2009, 10:23 PM
http://crunktimes.com/ct/showthread.php?t=578

nG
wasted ink
03-16-2009, 10:23 PM
Lawl
IDSkot
03-16-2009, 11:33 PM
Well, I did it. We started watching Turistas, which is a good movie... then as we started gettin' down, my brother walked in, and he looked at me, and he looked at her and he said, "Oh. Oh... OH!"
Lols were had.
GearGuy2001
03-16-2009, 11:34 PM
Well, I did it. We started watching Turistas, which is a good movie... then as we started gettin' down, my brother walked in, and he looked at me, and he looked at her and he said, "Oh. Oh... OH!"
Lols were had.

I didnt like that movie at all
IDSkot
03-16-2009, 11:42 PM
I didnt like that movie at all

Theatrically, it had no real weight. The acting was good, and the special effects were good. The script wasn't too dreadful.
I mean, It was entertaining. Which is what movies are supposed to be. So it did it's job. I just think they dragged the under-water cave scene too much. I was like, "SERIOUSLY?!"
wasted ink
03-16-2009, 11:43 PM
Well, I did it. We started watching Turistas, which is a good movie... then as we started gettin' down, my brother walked in, and he looked at me, and he looked at her and he said, "Oh. Oh... OH!"
Lols were had.

:laugh:

How old is said brother?
IDSkot
03-16-2009, 11:45 PM
:laugh:

How old is said brother?

He's 22. Haha. He moved out for a few years, and moved back in to go to school full time. So, we chill a lot. He just thought I was in my room watching a movie, I don't blame him. It was actually pretty funny.
mokedaddy
03-16-2009, 11:46 PM
He's 22. Haha. He moved out for a few years, and moved back in to go to school full time. So, we chill a lot. He just thought I was in my room watching a movie, I don't blame him. It was actually pretty funny.

Thats when you tell him to shut the door and go back to work.
wasted ink
03-16-2009, 11:46 PM
He's 22. Haha. He moved out for a few years, and moved back in to go to school full time. So, we chill a lot. He just thought I was in my room watching a movie, I don't blame him. It was actually pretty funny.

I've had those moments. My ex's sister did the same thing to us. She just started laughing. At the time, I wish she came in and joined.
GearGuy2001
03-16-2009, 11:50 PM
I've had those moments. My ex's sister did the same thing to us. She just started laughing. At the time, I wish she came in and joined.

If she was hot then I dont blame you haha
IDSkot
03-16-2009, 11:50 PM
Thats when you tell him to shut the door and go back to work.

Have ever seen that episode of Scrubs where J.D. is hooking up with the social worker? And right before they have sex in the morning, Turk walks in on them? It was like that.
Except more naked.

I've had those moments. My ex's sister did the same thing to us. She just started laughing. At the time, I wish she came in and joined.

Yeah... I have a best friend who I had a crush on for a while, now we're just close friends and what not, she is hot, and her sister is even hotter.
I'd love to three-some it up. But I think it'd be awkward for all parties.
wasted ink
03-16-2009, 11:52 PM
If she was hot then I dont blame you haha

Yeah... I have a best friend who I had a crush on for a while, now we're just close friends and what not, she is hot, and her sister is even hotter.
I'd love to three-some it up. But I think it'd be awkward for all parties.

Yea, shes a few years older than me, but gorgeous. I would've loved it. I suppose i'd get used to the awkwardness. 4 titties < 2 titties. 2 nice muffs < one peach.
IDSkot
03-16-2009, 11:54 PM
Yea, shes a few years older than me, but gorgeous. I would've loved it. I suppose i'd get used to the awkwardness. 4 titties < 2 titties. 2 nice muffs < one peach.

I dunno. To be honest, two tits and one peach is enough for me. Having one unsatisfied woman is enough for I and I.
wasted ink
03-16-2009, 11:55 PM
I dunno. To be honest, two tits and one peach is enough for me. Having one unsatisfied woman is enough for I and I.

Lawls. Honestly, I never thought it would be true, but I perform 10x better with two girls there. It's like you're so distracted, there's no way to fuck up. Hard to explain.
GearGuy2001
03-16-2009, 11:56 PM
Lawls. Honestly, I never thought it would be true, but I perform 10x better with two girls there. It's like you're so distracted, there's no way to fuck up. Hard to explain.

Ill have to keep this in mind :)
IDSkot
03-16-2009, 11:56 PM
Lawls. Honestly, I never thought it would be true, but I perform 10x better with two girls there. It's like you're so distracted, there's no way to fuck up. Hard to explain.

It's understandable. I just don't know. One girl is enough for me at this point in my life. But, I do want to get head from two girls at the same time. One on the shaft, one on the tea bag. W'zuu?!
wasted ink
03-17-2009, 12:01 AM
It's understandable. I just don't know. One girl is enough for me at this point in my life. But, I do want to get head from two girls at the same time. One on the shaft, one on the tea bag. W'zuu?!

It's not as fun as I thought it'd be to be honest. It was kindof annoying. Maybe because I was drunk and just wanted to pop a nut and pass out.
GearGuy2001
03-17-2009, 12:08 AM
It's not as fun as I thought it'd be to be honest. It was kindof annoying. Maybe because I was drunk and just wanted to pop a nut and pass out.

lol

Now you may never know...
90lac
03-17-2009, 12:38 AM
so idskot did you fuck her yes or no
IDSkot
03-17-2009, 12:53 AM
so idskot did you fuck her yes or no

I already said yes... reading > you.
90lac
03-17-2009, 01:01 AM
you said you weer messing around and your brother walked in you never said if you finished or not
hemroids
03-17-2009, 02:08 AM
Uhh, I don't have any pictures of her. I just know her IRL. Never talked to her online. We had a fling a month or so ago, and I ALMOST had sex with her. Like, she just had her panties on, then my friends barged in, and mood was killed.

She lives about... 5 miles or so. That's 20 miles in total. Bring her here, then take her back.

wat? take her back? why would you dump the body back by her house? are you framing her family?
IamDeMan
03-17-2009, 05:51 AM
I don't doubt that you can't get the sex.


/thread
Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 11:07 AM
Don't even fucking think about starting threads like these without providing pix.
Porch Monkey
03-17-2009, 11:08 AM
give him an infraction, don't click the warning box
Porch Monkey
03-17-2009, 11:08 AM
oh yeah IATL
Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 11:13 AM
give him an infraction, don't click the warning box

oh yeah IATL

I have no idea what either of those posts are saying.
Porch Monkey
03-17-2009, 11:21 AM
Give the OP an infraction, in the infraction menu don't check the 'warning' box then it should give points.


IATL = In After The Lock n00b
Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 11:22 AM
Give the OP an infraction, in the infraction menu don't check the 'warning' box then it should give points.

I see.
I don't have a checkbox. You know the blue guys are jsut fake mods.

IATL = In After The Lock n00b

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