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pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:23 PM
Not sure if you guys ever do this (maybe it was done on CA.com, not sure) but it was a fun past time for my 1st shift crew when I was a floor supervisor. Basically you decide on a scenario and a financial amount and you find out how fucked up people really are.

For instance

Would you, for a million dollars, (this comes from one of you psycho's on another thread over here) let someone cut your front tooth in half with toe-nail clippers and leave it, without pain meds for a week?

tapout
03-17-2009, 03:24 PM
:fu:

tapout
03-17-2009, 03:24 PM
that would not happen

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:26 PM
Not even for a MILLION? I mean, hurt like hell for a week, but you could get it fixed on the 8th day.

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 03:27 PM
:fu:

I twitched when I read that.

hoss
03-17-2009, 03:27 PM
NO NO NO!

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:27 PM
:fu:

I twitched when I read that.

Someone wrote that on here a week or two ago, I swear I get goose bumps when I say it out loud. My god would that hurt.

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:28 PM
But come on, a MILLION dollars?!?

Tiger Bass
03-17-2009, 03:28 PM
FUUUUUUUU that.

dman4486
03-17-2009, 03:29 PM
But come on, a MILLION dollars?!?

isn't that much anymore:fyi:

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:29 PM
LOL maybe we went too extreme too quickly.

One guy actually said that for a BILLION he would rape and then kill his own mother. Because he felt that his mom would want him to do it (would secure the family financially for life)

Talk about taking one for the team.

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:29 PM
I'd let a girl blow me for a million.

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:29 PM
I'd let a girl blow me for a million.

That came off gay to me. LOL

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 03:30 PM
LOL maybe we went too extreme too quickly.

One guy actually said that for a BILLION he would rape and then kill his own mother. Because he felt that his mom would want him to do it (would secure the family financially for life)

Talk about taking one for the team.


I'd do that.

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:30 PM
That's how it should be taken

:feg:

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:31 PM
I'd do that.

I don't think I could. The kill part isn't the hard part. Having to pop wood, and blow a load in your mother though *cringe* Would just be physically difficult to do.

hoss
03-17-2009, 03:31 PM
I don't think I could. The kill part isn't the hard part. Having to pop wood, and blow a load in your mother though *cringe* Would just be physically difficult to do.

Well yeah, if its your first time...

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:31 PM
Well yeah, if its your first time...

Oh my! :sneaky:

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:32 PM
lawl

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 03:32 PM
I don't think I could. The kill part isn't the hard part. Having to pop wood, and blow a load in your mother though *cringe* Would just be physically difficult to do.



Whao wait. There was an order to things? I was thinking, kill then rape.

tapout
03-17-2009, 03:32 PM
Well yeah, if its your first time...

mad reps yo

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:33 PM
Whao wait. There was an order to things? I was thinking, kill then rape.

No has to be alive and then after the sexin, killed.

Bonus money if you can kill her from the sexin

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 03:33 PM
No has to be alive and then after the sexin, killed.

I don't think I could look my mother in the eyes as I plugged her. Can I hit it from the back?

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:33 PM
mad reps yo

Definitely earned it

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:34 PM
I don't think I could look my mother in the eyes as I plugged her. Can I hit it from the back?

I don't see why not *shrug*

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:34 PM
piihb

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 03:34 PM
I don't see why not *shrug*

K, we're on. Where's the billion?

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:35 PM
I wanna see vids in the hof

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:35 PM
Last one because its 70 out so I'm leaving work and riding

5 million dollars. Let a 250+ gal (think of the chick from the thread earlier) jump over your face on a trampoline while she is on a heavy period. You have to take a mouthful of period juice and swallow it. No blood test, just random fat chic over your face.

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:36 PM
I'd do it :crap:

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:36 PM
wait..what race is she?

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:36 PM
I'd do it :crap:

See, I think I would too. Its about as foul as it gets, but odds are pretty good that your just going to end up with some never made baby and some bloody skin *shrug*.

5 million yo!

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 03:36 PM
Impossible. Fat chicks don't bounce.

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:37 PM
wait..what race is she?

I was going with the fat black chick from the other thread.

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:37 PM
Impossible. Fat chicks don't bounce.

Thats why it is on a trampoline. Well that and you need a way to get the spread eagle fat chicks meat sauce spraying at your face.

Tiger Bass
03-17-2009, 03:38 PM
You all are some prideless mother fuckers...

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:38 PM
LOLZ! ^

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:38 PM
Yea I'd do it. I've taken some pretty nasty shots so I might as well put period blood on the list

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 03:39 PM
Thats why it is on a trampoline. Well that and you need a way to get the spread eagle fat chicks meat sauce spraying at your face.

She'd fall through the tampoline. I'm telling you this.

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:39 PM
few hundred pounds? Na, we have had somewhere around 600lbs on our trampoline (3 guys and a few girls) and it held. You don't need too much momentum to get period flowing at your face.

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:40 PM
Alright, I'm headed out! Time to go ride.

slim8605
03-17-2009, 03:40 PM
enjoy

dman4486
03-17-2009, 03:40 PM
few hundred pounds? Na, we have had somewhere around 600lbs on our trampoline (3 guys and a few girls) and it held. You don't need too much momentum to get period flowing at your face.

you remember the number of guys but not the ladies....What a feg

pl8er
03-17-2009, 03:40 PM
few=3 :P

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 03:42 PM
You all are some prideless mother fuckers...

maybe some of us just have hot moms.

Toasted1
03-17-2009, 04:08 PM
I'd do the period not the tooth though.

ngsm13
03-17-2009, 06:39 PM
Suck dick for a million dollars... would you?

Anonymously.

nG

Spider Monkey
03-17-2009, 06:41 PM
As long as it wasn't mine. I can't reach it.

ngsm13
03-17-2009, 06:42 PM
Not me...

nG

Phantom240
03-17-2009, 06:45 PM
Suck dick for a million dollars... would you?

Anonymously.

nG

Nooo...


...make it two million and we'll talk. lol I kid, I kid.

hoss
03-17-2009, 08:45 PM
As long as it wasn't mine. I can't reach it.

I tried so hard to rep you on this... It deserves so much..

crzy
03-17-2009, 09:00 PM
Not sure if you guys ever do this (maybe it was done on CA.com, not sure) but it was a fun past time for my 1st shift crew when I was a floor supervisor. Basically you decide on a scenario and a financial amount and you find out how fucked up people really are.

For instance

Would you, for a million dollars, (this comes from one of you psycho's on another thread over here) let someone cut your front tooth in half with toe-nail clippers and leave it, without pain meds for a week?

id do that, should find my picture but i smashed my front tooth and left it half there for a few weeks till i got to my hometown. it just has filler around the stub tooth now to make it look real, didnt really hurt though just when cold airhit the exposed nerves. dentist told me i will need a root canal down the road tho :loco: im not doing that

pl8er
03-18-2009, 08:44 AM
id do that, should find my picture but i smashed my front tooth and left it half there for a few weeks till i got to my hometown. it just has filler around the stub tooth now to make it look real, didnt really hurt though just when cold airhit the exposed nerves. dentist told me i will need a root canal down the road tho :loco: im not doing that

I would do it too. But smashing your front tooth and having someone clip one in half with toenail clippers is a bit different.

Superlifted06FX4
03-18-2009, 09:11 AM
There is somethin wrong with ya'll.

slim8605
03-18-2009, 09:13 AM
So you wouldn't rim a goat for 500k?

Spider Monkey
03-18-2009, 10:11 AM
I tried so hard to rep you on this... It deserves so much..

:crap:

brynm
03-18-2009, 10:18 AM
Nooo...


...make it two million and we'll talk. lol I kid, I kid.

Hell, you'd probably do it for bus fare

crzy
03-18-2009, 10:57 AM
I would do it too. But smashing your front tooth and having someone clip one in half with toenail clippers is a bit different.

ya but the mil would be worth it:crap:

IDSkot
03-18-2009, 11:02 AM
Not sure if you guys ever do this (maybe it was done on CA.com, not sure) but it was a fun past time for my 1st shift crew when I was a floor supervisor. Basically you decide on a scenario and a financial amount and you find out how fucked up people really are.

For instance

Would you, for a million dollars, (this comes from one of you psycho's on another thread over here) let someone cut your front tooth in half with toe-nail clippers and leave it, without pain meds for a week?

I would. Hell yeah.

pl8er
03-18-2009, 11:42 AM
So you wouldn't rim a goat for 500k?

This really seems like a no brainer. I'd eat goat shit for 500k and laugh and smile the whole time.

willyg4444
03-18-2009, 04:47 PM
This really seems like a no brainer. I'd eat goat shit for 500k and laugh and smile the whole time.

Maybe if it was fried or something. :uhoh:

Proximity
03-18-2009, 04:54 PM
In terms of singular acts, there isn't a lot I wouldn't do for a million $.

Proximity
03-18-2009, 04:55 PM
I'd eat goat shit for 500k and laugh and smile the whole time.

Word.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Crest_toothpaste.jpg

I'd still have $495,000 left to spend.

Mr. Shickadance
03-18-2009, 05:32 PM
Last one because its 70 out so I'm leaving work and riding

5 million dollars. Let a 250+ gal (think of the chick from the thread earlier) jump over your face on a trampoline while she is on a heavy period. You have to take a mouthful of period juice and swallow it. No blood test, just random fat chic over your face.

So would you rim a goat for 500k?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9977/yesx.jpg

Roadtrippin'
03-18-2009, 05:42 PM
Is there anyone here who would blow me, for say ...$20?

tapout
03-18-2009, 05:47 PM
Is there anyone here who would blow me, for say ...$20?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9977/yesx.jpg

Spider Monkey
03-18-2009, 05:48 PM
Is there anyone here who would blow me, for say ...$20?

You do know that I can do jsut about anything for $20 right?

tEh koRnDog
03-18-2009, 05:50 PM
You do know that I can do jsut about anything for $20 right?

...Anything?

joetama
03-18-2009, 05:50 PM
This thread is interesting.

Roadtrippin'
03-18-2009, 05:54 PM
Can anyone loan me $20? I am getting a BJ.

tapout
03-18-2009, 06:01 PM
Can anyone loan me $20? I am getting a BJ.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9977/yesx.jpg

Bender
03-19-2009, 11:25 AM
Word.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Crest_toothpaste.jpg

I'd still have $495,000 left to spend.

holy shit that must be some good toothpaste to cost 5,000 a tube

slim8605
03-19-2009, 11:33 AM
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9977/yesx.jpg

LAWL thats almost smiley material

slim8605
03-19-2009, 11:35 AM
Would anybody here jack off another man for 5k? No gloves, and he likes his balls tickled.

Spider Monkey
03-19-2009, 11:36 AM
Would anybody here jack off another man for 5k? No gloves, and he likes his balls tickled.

I call that Friday Night.

slim8605
03-19-2009, 11:39 AM
I call that Friday Night.

But you probably don't do if for the full 5k.

tEh koRnDog
03-19-2009, 11:41 AM
But you probably don't do if for the full 5k.

He just does it for the happy ending..

Spider Monkey
03-19-2009, 11:44 AM
That^

slim8605
03-19-2009, 11:45 AM
Nothing wrong with a little facial cream.

Hairyballzonya
03-19-2009, 12:39 PM
I would do most of this stuff for 5 bucks and a jawbreaker, except breaking my tooth, thats just demented.

AnalyzEnterprise
03-19-2009, 08:18 PM
Well...would anyone here get castrated? If you do you get 10k, free car audio for life and women. but if you don't you get to become HIV positive and gotta get banged from the back every 2 weeks

Bender
03-19-2009, 08:37 PM
Well...would anyone here get castrated? If you do you get 10k, free car audio for life and women. but if you don't you get to become HIV positive and gotta get banged from the back every 2 weeks

thats not a "would you game" worthy question...thats a would you rather question

pl8er
03-20-2009, 12:55 AM
I wouldn't jerk a guy off for 5k. Just seems wrong to me.

Would you take a shot to the face (mouth open porno style) for 500k? Wait, there is more ha ha....its going to be recorded and put on a popular porn site (redtube, etc) that you know your friends visit AND your contact list will be emailed the link.

AnalyzEnterprise
03-20-2009, 01:16 AM
Nope I couldn't do it. I don't think I'd be able to do anything gay. But when it comes to a Beast, that's a different story. I've lost 4 dogs and they have had very tragic deaths. I was drinking pinnacle when I reached heights as tall as the Appalachian Mountains. While beasts are living, breathing creatures, you must also respect nature and become one with it. Gather all of the natural energy that you can and father it. Release it in the form of your offspring. Karma is your daughter. What goes around doesn't always come around, sometimes it continues on in a straight path. The only thing that will stop it is if the world unites under one banner and one leader. Although I don't accept it, organizations like the NWO can save us from catastrophic events that will be placed in our history books. Lets not let history repeat itself, lets repeat history.

pl8er
03-20-2009, 01:24 AM
:uhoh: Judging by your posts...I'm not thinking you would honestly know if you sucked off a goat or a guy dude. lay off the drugs ;) :monkey2:

Nope I couldn't do it. I don't think I'd be able to do anything gay. But when it comes to a Beast, that's a different story. I've lost 4 dogs and they have had very tragic deaths. I was drinking pinnacle when I reached heights as tall as the Appalachian Mountains. While beasts are living, breathing creatures, you must also respect nature and become one with it. Gather all of the natural energy that you can and father it. Release it in the form of your offspring. Karma is your daughter. What goes around doesn't always come around, sometimes it continues on in a straight path. The only thing that will stop it is if the world unites under one banner and one leader. Although I don't accept it, organizations like the NWO can save us from catastrophic events that will be placed in our history books. Lets not let history repeat itself, lets repeat history.

AnalyzEnterprise
03-20-2009, 01:25 AM
Try saying anything that comes to mind and combine it all together in one big piece of pathetic bullshit.

pl8er
03-20-2009, 01:27 AM
Try saying anything that comes to mind and combine it all together in one big piece of pathetic bullshit.

Yes, you have been.

AnalyzEnterprise
03-20-2009, 01:30 AM
Give it a swing real quick

slim8605
03-20-2009, 09:31 AM
I wouldn't jerk a guy off for 5k. Just seems wrong to me.

Would you take a shot to the face (mouth open porno style) for 500k? Wait, there is more ha ha....its going to be recorded and put on a popular porn site (redtube, etc) that you know your friends visit AND your contact list will be emailed the link.

How about if I let him shoot on my foot for 25k and it posted on the Bangbus. I've shot myself on the shoulder before and it made me feel cheap afterwards :crap: That's as far as I'll go.

pl8er
03-20-2009, 04:25 PM
How about if I let him shoot on my foot for 25k and it posted on the Bangbus. I've shot myself on the shoulder before and it made me feel cheap afterwards :crap: That's as far as I'll go.

Really? for 500k? My wife said no way in hell anyone would do it because it would be on the net forever (her words were "your kids could find that"). But man, 500k is a shit ton of money.

slim8605
03-20-2009, 04:32 PM
I don't even think its the internet part that bothers me. People could talk shit all they want as I sit in my new house. I just can't picture some guy standing over my face saying "look up at me with those pretty eyes.... :squirt:."

But I would probably consider it if I was put in that situation.

Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 04:44 PM
Don't forget how serious this internet business is.

pl8er
03-20-2009, 05:29 PM
I don't even think its the internet part that bothers me. People could talk shit all they want as I sit in my new house. I just can't picture some guy standing over my face saying "look up at me with those pretty eyes.... :squirt:."

But I would probably consider it if I was put in that situation.

Problem is your kids would more than likely NOT understand because they would be used to the house already.