Captain Ahab
02-15-2010, 12:06 PM
The following story is 100% true to the best of my knowledge. I was quite intoxicated near the end so am not quite sure of every exact detail as the night progressed.
It all started when this chick messaged me on POF with the screen name titties12345. She lived about 2 hours away, or about 30 minutes from my home town/parent's house.
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/294/vgjkgmk.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/i/vgjkgmk.jpg/)
http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/8587/ldde1152e4576452d8f0abb.jpg (http://img693.imageshack.us/i/ldde1152e4576452d8f0abb.jpg/)
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6935/n1286520039301096444518.jpg (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/n1286520039301096444518.jpg/)
I figured she was somewhat of a slut with "titties" in her screen name. I knew she was gonna be a fairly large girl as she informed me she had 42DD tits. My goal then become to get her to drive the 2 hours here. I knew if she saw me she'd stay the night, and if a girl drives 2 hours to stay the night sex SHOULD always be involved.
Well one September Tuesday evening she confirmed she would come see me on a Thursday night and bring a friend. That same night Girltalk
http://www.myspace.com/girltalk
was having a concert on campus. I told her we were going to see Girl Talk and they'd have to buy tickets if they wanted to come. She agreed so I purchased her and her friend tickets.
Also on POF i had saw a profile named ASS12345 from the same town as titties12345. I figured they knew each other. I joked with my room mate saying ASS was probably her friend coming. ASS AND TITTIES, ASS AND TITTIES was pretty much on repeat on our stereo system throughout the week until they arrived.
Here is the pic she sent me of her friend.
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2626/jpegv.jpg (http://img692.imageshack.us/i/jpegv.jpg/)
Grinch looking mother fucker. But titties told me she was bisexual so I thought WTH, may get my first 3some action?
Here is another pic I just dig up.
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3082/ripleydating54919186.jpg (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/ripleydating54919186.jpg/)
Well Thursday finally arrives and the girls are supposed to arrive around 6:00. I knew i'd have to be drunk before I went out with these girls in public at a campus concert. My roomie and I agree to start some beer pong at 4:00 so we go and buy a 30 pack of Miller High Life at the ripe price of $14.00.
Here is a pic of our beer pong setup. It is in my weight room which is an extra room built on to the house. Has the stereo in it and all that stuff. (Plus, I had to prove there has been a decent looking chick in the house)
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/SS850506-1.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/SS850534-1.jpg
Well in anticipation of the chicks arriving, two friends of mine came over to see their arrival. The chicks arrive 30 minutes late at 6:30 and step out. I was good and lit so of course she was fuckable. Her friend's grinchness became even more apparent. That forehead on her was a sight to behold. Thoughts of her bisexualness soon clouded my head once again.
The concert is 8:00 so we just have a little bit of time for them to pre-game. Well the grinch says she doesn't drink beer. I then have to make a run to the liquor store to get her some UV Blueberry Vodka. (This very bottle :fyi:)
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/SS850046-1.jpg
And while I'm at it I decided to take a picture of our current liquor reserve.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/SS850047-3.jpg
Anyways, we start playing pong. The grinch is drinking a mixed drink, my room mate is drinking the cups the grinch is supposed to drink. In just 45 minutes my girl is good and lit. I take a sip of the grinch's drink and its weak as shit. She is a tiny girl but geeeeeeeez.
Its time to leave for the concert and I'm sure as hell not driving. All I did was have to mention it and my fatty hops at the option to be the driver. Me and my roomie took 3 bottled shots of cuervo with us that we bought at the liqour store.
We get to the concert and hot bitches are EVERYWHERE. I mean every sorority girl on campus seemed to be there. And here we are with two misfits that don't even go to school here. Only one option. SHOTS! We go in the bathroom to piss and take a shot and see two cops in there. A guy was literally passed out drunk in a stall with the door shot. One of the cops had to climb under the door and unlock it to get the drunk out. We had a few laughs with the cops at the noob's expense and headed out to meet the girls.
Well the concert ended up sucking. The grinch gets all emotional and bails out to the car before the concert is half over. Couldn't figure out WTF was going on with her. In the mean time my room mate is stoned out of his mind not being crunk at all like me. My girl is grinding all up on me, booty dancing and shit. It was wild. I sick her on my roomie and he just sits there. BLAH.
The concert ends and we head home. Then the grinch gets all EMO on us. She is telling my bitch to take her home, shes calling the cops if she doesn't, etc, etc. She calls her mom and tells her they are at some stranger's house and her friend won't take her home. I got tired of dealing with the shit and told her to call the fucking cops. What are they gonna do? Come pick her up and take her home? I finally told the emo bitch I had an extra room she could go lock herself in. And thats what she ended up doing.
CRUSHED THREESOME DREAMS!
So we proceed to pong once again as more people arrive to check out my awesome catch. The girls on our co-ed flag football were disgusted at my bitch. I tried explaining she drove 2 hours to fuck me and in return I got "nathan, this is the nastiest girl you have ever had".
:shrug:
We then play a game of "strip pong". Loser takes off shirt. We lost, my bitch straight up takes her top and bra off and runs and jumps in the pool. At this point the other chicks are laughing their ass off, making fun of her behind her back. I take ol' girl back to my room and she hugs me still topless. I tell her not to start something if she can't finish it and in less than 2 minutes, BLOP BLOP BLOP BLOP BLOP BLOP BLOP!!!!!!!
TORE THAT SHIT UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! TITTY FUCKED THOSE GIANT 42DDs!!!!!!!! WOOT!
We finish up, go back out and everyone knows we fucked. A few more games of pong ensue when we agree the loser has to go butt naked in the pool. We lost again. Now keep in mind its probably 50 degrees outside and the pool water is PRETTY DAMN COLD. We keep our end of the deal, get butt naked, and bomb the pool. Literally, bomb. It was like a bomb went off when 380lbs hit the water at the same time. Then my balls went into my stomach after the realization of how cold the water was hit me.
A few girls saw my dick that never had before but they didn't complain so I guess thats good.
More drinks, then my room again. I literally lost count of the number of times I fucked her that night. I had teh whiskey dick and couldn't get off.
I woke up at like 7:00 AM and she was beside me butt ass naked. WTF I thought and started rubbing her pussy. She woke up and we fucked again but I STILL didn't get off. Went back to sleep and woke up at 9:00. Fucked her AGAIN and finally got off. She said something like" Your a horndog aren't ya?" I tell her yea and ask her if thats a problem. She said she loved it and wanted to come back and do it all again. :fyi:
When getting ready for class I pick up 4, YES, FOUR used condoms. Only 1 had any nut in it. I faintly remember going without a condom the last time we fucked that night and cumming on her stomach. She was on BC thank god.
Best I can remember, we probably fucked 6 times within 14 hours of meeting each other.
The bisexual grinch ended up staying locked in the extra room til the next morning. She apologized to me and I didn't listen. I was still euphoric from massive amounts of sex. For a bigger girl, she had a fairly tight pussy and LOVED to fuck.
Tits tells me she will be back.
To this day she hasn't. She tried coming back but I kept saying I was busy, etc. Then when I am finally feaning for a fuck marathon weekend and try to get her down she tells me she has a boyfriend.
I hope you enjoyed my fatty fuck fest story.
It all started when this chick messaged me on POF with the screen name titties12345. She lived about 2 hours away, or about 30 minutes from my home town/parent's house.
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/294/vgjkgmk.jpg (http://img59.imageshack.us/i/vgjkgmk.jpg/)
http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/8587/ldde1152e4576452d8f0abb.jpg (http://img693.imageshack.us/i/ldde1152e4576452d8f0abb.jpg/)
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6935/n1286520039301096444518.jpg (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/n1286520039301096444518.jpg/)
I figured she was somewhat of a slut with "titties" in her screen name. I knew she was gonna be a fairly large girl as she informed me she had 42DD tits. My goal then become to get her to drive the 2 hours here. I knew if she saw me she'd stay the night, and if a girl drives 2 hours to stay the night sex SHOULD always be involved.
Well one September Tuesday evening she confirmed she would come see me on a Thursday night and bring a friend. That same night Girltalk
http://www.myspace.com/girltalk
was having a concert on campus. I told her we were going to see Girl Talk and they'd have to buy tickets if they wanted to come. She agreed so I purchased her and her friend tickets.
Also on POF i had saw a profile named ASS12345 from the same town as titties12345. I figured they knew each other. I joked with my room mate saying ASS was probably her friend coming. ASS AND TITTIES, ASS AND TITTIES was pretty much on repeat on our stereo system throughout the week until they arrived.
Here is the pic she sent me of her friend.
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2626/jpegv.jpg (http://img692.imageshack.us/i/jpegv.jpg/)
Grinch looking mother fucker. But titties told me she was bisexual so I thought WTH, may get my first 3some action?
Here is another pic I just dig up.
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3082/ripleydating54919186.jpg (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/ripleydating54919186.jpg/)
Well Thursday finally arrives and the girls are supposed to arrive around 6:00. I knew i'd have to be drunk before I went out with these girls in public at a campus concert. My roomie and I agree to start some beer pong at 4:00 so we go and buy a 30 pack of Miller High Life at the ripe price of $14.00.
Here is a pic of our beer pong setup. It is in my weight room which is an extra room built on to the house. Has the stereo in it and all that stuff. (Plus, I had to prove there has been a decent looking chick in the house)
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/SS850506-1.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/SS850534-1.jpg
Well in anticipation of the chicks arriving, two friends of mine came over to see their arrival. The chicks arrive 30 minutes late at 6:30 and step out. I was good and lit so of course she was fuckable. Her friend's grinchness became even more apparent. That forehead on her was a sight to behold. Thoughts of her bisexualness soon clouded my head once again.
The concert is 8:00 so we just have a little bit of time for them to pre-game. Well the grinch says she doesn't drink beer. I then have to make a run to the liquor store to get her some UV Blueberry Vodka. (This very bottle :fyi:)
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/SS850046-1.jpg
And while I'm at it I decided to take a picture of our current liquor reserve.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/SS850047-3.jpg
Anyways, we start playing pong. The grinch is drinking a mixed drink, my room mate is drinking the cups the grinch is supposed to drink. In just 45 minutes my girl is good and lit. I take a sip of the grinch's drink and its weak as shit. She is a tiny girl but geeeeeeeez.
Its time to leave for the concert and I'm sure as hell not driving. All I did was have to mention it and my fatty hops at the option to be the driver. Me and my roomie took 3 bottled shots of cuervo with us that we bought at the liqour store.
We get to the concert and hot bitches are EVERYWHERE. I mean every sorority girl on campus seemed to be there. And here we are with two misfits that don't even go to school here. Only one option. SHOTS! We go in the bathroom to piss and take a shot and see two cops in there. A guy was literally passed out drunk in a stall with the door shot. One of the cops had to climb under the door and unlock it to get the drunk out. We had a few laughs with the cops at the noob's expense and headed out to meet the girls.
Well the concert ended up sucking. The grinch gets all emotional and bails out to the car before the concert is half over. Couldn't figure out WTF was going on with her. In the mean time my room mate is stoned out of his mind not being crunk at all like me. My girl is grinding all up on me, booty dancing and shit. It was wild. I sick her on my roomie and he just sits there. BLAH.
The concert ends and we head home. Then the grinch gets all EMO on us. She is telling my bitch to take her home, shes calling the cops if she doesn't, etc, etc. She calls her mom and tells her they are at some stranger's house and her friend won't take her home. I got tired of dealing with the shit and told her to call the fucking cops. What are they gonna do? Come pick her up and take her home? I finally told the emo bitch I had an extra room she could go lock herself in. And thats what she ended up doing.
CRUSHED THREESOME DREAMS!
So we proceed to pong once again as more people arrive to check out my awesome catch. The girls on our co-ed flag football were disgusted at my bitch. I tried explaining she drove 2 hours to fuck me and in return I got "nathan, this is the nastiest girl you have ever had".
:shrug:
We then play a game of "strip pong". Loser takes off shirt. We lost, my bitch straight up takes her top and bra off and runs and jumps in the pool. At this point the other chicks are laughing their ass off, making fun of her behind her back. I take ol' girl back to my room and she hugs me still topless. I tell her not to start something if she can't finish it and in less than 2 minutes, BLOP BLOP BLOP BLOP BLOP BLOP BLOP!!!!!!!
TORE THAT SHIT UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! TITTY FUCKED THOSE GIANT 42DDs!!!!!!!! WOOT!
We finish up, go back out and everyone knows we fucked. A few more games of pong ensue when we agree the loser has to go butt naked in the pool. We lost again. Now keep in mind its probably 50 degrees outside and the pool water is PRETTY DAMN COLD. We keep our end of the deal, get butt naked, and bomb the pool. Literally, bomb. It was like a bomb went off when 380lbs hit the water at the same time. Then my balls went into my stomach after the realization of how cold the water was hit me.
A few girls saw my dick that never had before but they didn't complain so I guess thats good.
More drinks, then my room again. I literally lost count of the number of times I fucked her that night. I had teh whiskey dick and couldn't get off.
I woke up at like 7:00 AM and she was beside me butt ass naked. WTF I thought and started rubbing her pussy. She woke up and we fucked again but I STILL didn't get off. Went back to sleep and woke up at 9:00. Fucked her AGAIN and finally got off. She said something like" Your a horndog aren't ya?" I tell her yea and ask her if thats a problem. She said she loved it and wanted to come back and do it all again. :fyi:
When getting ready for class I pick up 4, YES, FOUR used condoms. Only 1 had any nut in it. I faintly remember going without a condom the last time we fucked that night and cumming on her stomach. She was on BC thank god.
Best I can remember, we probably fucked 6 times within 14 hours of meeting each other.
The bisexual grinch ended up staying locked in the extra room til the next morning. She apologized to me and I didn't listen. I was still euphoric from massive amounts of sex. For a bigger girl, she had a fairly tight pussy and LOVED to fuck.
Tits tells me she will be back.
To this day she hasn't. She tried coming back but I kept saying I was busy, etc. Then when I am finally feaning for a fuck marathon weekend and try to get her down she tells me she has a boyfriend.
I hope you enjoyed my fatty fuck fest story.