LOLS are occuring in this thread V. Crazy ass bitch I hooked up with

[IDSkot]

So, I hooked up with said girl the other night. If you guys don't remember the thread, look up CT: Quick!
Anyway, I didn't talk to her much yesterday 'cause I decided to go to the Keys with my friends, and just chill and what not.
So, here's where it gets good:

This morning she texts me, telling me to fuck myself, and someone forwarded her a message where I was telling them I fucked her, and she was shitty. Then told me to fuck myself, and she's gunna get her brothers to come beat my ass.

At first, I wasn't sure if I did or not. I told you guys, and it's quite possible you messaged her with that. But, either way, I'll digress, I looked on FB and my wall posts, and I didn't say anything to that nature. I didn't even tell you guys she was sucky.

I called her bluff, and told her if she wants to stop talking, just stop talking to me. Period. Don't have to make up an elaborate lie. She continued to tell me to fuck off.

Now I'm just hoping her brothers come. Me + My brother + My Great Dane > Two small ass Peurto Ricans.


So, was it any of you guys? If so, eh, fuck ya'. If not, enjoy teh lulz.

[IamDeMan]

I also told her that you said her ass was looser than her vag.

[IDSkot]

I also told her that you said her ass was looser than her vag.

Oh? She didn't tell me that part.

[ngsm13]

Meh...

nG

[GearGuy2001]

Post Pictures?

[IDSkot]

Post Pictures?

I don't have any of her.

[bluecar]

I hope they drown you in the ocean.

[slim8605]

You fail for not having pics

[slim8605]

Points for doing a Puerto Rican chick even though she sucked

[IDSkot]

I hope they drown you in the ocean.

<3

Points for doing a Puerto Rican chick even though she sucked

She didn't, actually. She was pretty god. Used a lot of nails. But I was in a festive mood, so I was down with it.

[IamDeMan]

Points for doing a Puerto Rican chick even though she sucked

Not like he has much of a choice in Miami. It's either a PR of Cuban.

[Toasted1]

First time I have ever heard of someone using a great dane as a defense weapon :laugh:

The problem is your are in Miami and probably outnumbered 500:1 by ricans/cubans

[IDSkot]

Not like he has much of a choice in Miami. It's either a PR of Cuban.

Actually, I know a lot of people from Central / South America. My closest friends are: Venezuelan (girl), Costa Rican (Guy), Paraguayan (Girl), Chile (Boy/Girl).
I don't hang out with too many Cubans / PR. They're really sleezy for the most part.

First time I have ever heard of someone using a great dane as a defense weapon :laugh:

The problem is your are in Miami and probably outnumbered 500:1 by ricans/cubans

Haha. She's a sweetheart, but my friend punched me playing around and I thought she was gunna take his head off.
And, yeah, I am. You'll see my house turn into a fortress.They'll be a bunch of riced out Civics parked in my yard, circling my house.

[Sex Cells]

Go on her facebook?

Leaving us hanging will get you neg repped.

[Spider Monkey]

How in the fuck would we have been able to get her cell number?

[hoss]

I dont see the lols offuring in this thread. I fail? :(

[Toasted1]

Word I call for pic of let the negtrain take its course.

[Sex Cells]

that likely wont have much of an effect, ban him for a day if we dont see results within the hour.

[bluecar]

I can't neg him anymore.

[IDSkot]

Go on her facebook?

Leaving us hanging will get you neg repped.

She has no pictures on her FB.

How in the fuck would we have been able to get her cell number?

Not cell number. They messaged her on FaceBook or MySpace or some shit.

that likely wont have much of an effect, ban him for a day if we dont see results within the hour.

Fine.. I'll find them... dick.

[IDSkot]

http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01564/92/41/1564471429_l.jpg

She has a really big ass. Which is why I liked her so much.

[Spider Monkey]

She has no pictures on her FB.



Not cell number. They messaged her on FaceBook or MySpace or some shit.



Fine.. I'll find them... dick.

How in the fuck would we have been able to find either of those?

[Sex Cells]

Maybe if you didn't have a needle dick and could preform better under pressure she would overlook your shit talking and we would have pictures already.

[Sex Cells]

POAST MORE PICTURES!

[slim8605]

Ass shots will get you rep :fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

Am I mixing you up with some other do0d that posted some jew chick by the ocean?

[slim8605]

Maybe if you didn't have a needle dick and could preform better under pressure she would overlook your shit talking and we would have pictures already.

So this

[IDSkot]

How in the fuck would we have been able to find either of those?

I posted her name somewhere in another thread I think.

Am I mixing you up with some other do0d that posted some jew chick by the ocean?

'twas I.
I hook up with a lot of people. But date few. The one by the sea is one of the ones I'd date.

[slim8605]

If you hook up with so many girls and guys why don't you have a thread dedicated with pics?

[IDSkot]

Because I don't really like to brag about my encounters. I'll tell them. But, only if the chick is especially hot will I make a thread dedicated to me putting my member into her.

[bluecar]

Are you a date raper?

[slim8605]

But we don't care how hot they are. We just want pics.

[IDSkot]

Are you a date raper?

Nah. I'm a smooth talker.

But we don't care how hot they are. We just want pics.

Oh, word? I'll post some pics in this thread when I find the time.

[Spider Monkey]

I posted her name somewhere in another thread I think.



'twas I.
I hook up with a lot of people. But date few. The one by the sea is one of the ones I'd date.

The fuck you did. I would have saw'd it. I see everything that goes on in this forum. So don't try to blame us for you getting trolled.

[Sex Cells]

Give him pos rep. he provided

[slim8605]

I would but I cant

[IDSkot]

The fuck you did. I would have saw'd it. I see everything that goes on in this forum. So don't try to blame us for you getting trolled.

I'm not blaming you. I really don't care. She was a booty call, and didn't realize it. She started talking about a relationship when I dropped her off. I laughed my ass all the way home. I was gunna try to squeeze one or two more encounters out before I told her it wouldn't work. I'm not upset about it. At all.

[Spider Monkey]

Give him pos rep. he provided

Hold on. He's trying to throw us under the bus by blaming us for the IM she got. Accusing us of being trolls is not cool.

[Sex Cells]

Lol, whats her name? I could tell you by that alone if she's a crazy bitch.

[ngsm13]

404lolsnotfound.

Fegbert.

nG

[IDSkot]

Hold on. He's trying to throw us under the bus by blaming us for the IM she got. Accusing us of being trolls is not cool.

You guys are trolls...
And I didn't blame you. I put the possibility out there.

[Sex Cells]

whats her name?

[Spider Monkey]

You guys are trolls...
And I didn't blame you. I put the possibility out there.

But it wasn't even possible. Empty accusations are serious business around here.

[Randy Savage]

My g/f is PR :fyi:

[IDSkot]

whats her name?

Jackie

But it wasn't even possible. Empty accusations are serious business around here.

I apologize to you, and the rest of the CT community.

[Spider Monkey]

I apologize to you, and the rest of the CT community.


Okay, you can live.

[Toasted1]

You posted that bitch the other day there were like 8 pics of her.. bah

[IDSkot]

You posted that bitch the other day there were like 8 pics of her.. bah

I only posted two of her or some shit.

[Spider Monkey]

You posted that bitch the other day there were like 8 pics of her.. bah

That was a different chick yo.

[IDSkot]

That was a different chick yo.

:crap: I'm confused.

[Spider Monkey]

:crap: I'm confused.


You fucking Jews are so confusing. The other day you posted those pix at teh beach. That was a different chick than this wasn't it?

[IDSkot]

You fucking Jews are so confusing. The other day you posted those pix at teh beach. That was a different chick than this wasn't it?

Yes. Her name was Becca. This girl's name is Jackie.

The difference in them is that I would post nudes of Jackie if I had, I wouldn't of Becca.
Respect, y0.

[Spider Monkey]

Yes. Her name was Becca. This girl's name is Jackie.

The difference in them is that I would post nudes of Jackie if I had, I wouldn't of Becca.
Respect, y0.

Yea, today is teh first time you have ever made mention of Jackie, son.

[Toasted1]

I only posted two of her or some shit.

I am pretty sure I saw more than that. I remember seeing her guitar and thinking she looked like a boring Selina<sp?>

[Spider Monkey]

I am pretty sure I saw more than that. I remember seeing her guitar and thinking she looked like a boring Selina<sp?>

You be trippin yo. All he posted were a shot of three people looking at the ocean, and then another picture of the three of them doing a human pyramid.

[IDSkot]

I am pretty sure I saw more than that. I remember seeing her guitar and thinking she looked like a boring Selina<sp?>

Seline? Dion?

[Toasted1]

Seline? Dion?

No the spanish chick that died.

[Spider Monkey]

Lopez did a movie on her.

[IDSkot]

No the spanish chick that died.

Lopez did a movie on her.

No idea.

[slim8605]

Selenas

[Rashaddd]

Jackie

havent you ever watched that 70's show?

[LiquidClen]

lols were had on the reread following the "IDSkot you tell mad lies yo" thread

[hoss]

lols were had on the reread following the "IDSkot you tell mad lies yo" thread

That is ftw.

[LiquidClen]

That is ftw.

that's a big FTW

[hoss]

FTW

[LiquidClen]

bigger

[Porch Monkey]

Like Shane Diesel big?

[LiquidClen]

I'm talking about Obama getting elected to office if you are the type of citizen with no job and 10 kids for a fat welfare check big

[Porch Monkey]

Nadya Suleman big?

[LiquidClen]

Nadya Suleman big?

pre-January or post?

[Porch Monkey]

Does it really matter?

[LiquidClen]

It's the difference between

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090211/293.suleman.nadya.021109.jpg

and

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/nadya-suleman-plastic-surgery.jpg

[hoss]

OMG i had never seen those pics... Gross. I threw up in my mouth a little, and still, i want to hit it...

[Porch Monkey]

It's the difference between

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090211/293.suleman.nadya.021109.jpg

and

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/nadya-suleman-plastic-surgery.jpg
Either way she's broke, has no job, and relies on taxpayer money for support.

[Spider Monkey]

Either way she's broke, has no job, and relies on taxpayer money for support.

The fuck she's broke. She's pullilng something like 100K off teh government every year.

[joetama]

404lolsnotfound.

Fegbert.

nG

Truth...

The fuck she's broke. She's pullilng something like 100K off teh government every year.

That's all...

[tEh koRnDog]

Your like the new Kinkybikes.

[joetama]

He's worse than the new kinkybikes.

At least it was fun to make fun of kinkybikes.

[tEh koRnDog]

Good point

[Jaqueline]

I hate you. And what's funny is, that you were the one calling me, begging me to let you come pick me up......

[Toasted1]

lawlerpops

[tEh koRnDog]

Bahahahahahha!

[Jaqueline]

Thank you to James, and Nancy for making me aware of what happened here.

[Spider Monkey]

Thank you to James, and Nancy for making me aware of what happened here.

So does the love canal really smell like poopoo like he says?

[Jaqueline]

If anything smelled like poopoo, it's idskot's penis. He approached me with it while I was at his house, and it smelled like fecal matter. Almost as if he's been reaming it up another male's ass.

[Spider Monkey]

You talk dirty for a girl. I like it.

[tEh koRnDog]

Kinky

[joetama]

LAWL.

[Jaqueline]

You talk dirty for a girl. I like it.

You would, dirty monkey.

[joetama]

He is a dirty monkey.

[Spider Monkey]

You would, dirty monkey.

See, you're starting to like me already.

[Spider Monkey]

I usually grow on people after a while. If not I just say meh and rape them.

[Jaqueline]

If you raped me, you'd be in for a surprise.

[joetama]

She has a penis... :fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

If you raped me, you'd be in for a surprise.

What's that?

[tEh koRnDog]

:bbtdildo:

[Jaqueline]

Something special.......in a special place.

[tEh koRnDog]

BBT is one step ahead of you

[joetama]

Something special.......in a special place.

See other thread...


And this is still getting lame. I am not fooled.

[Jaqueline]

This is all you are going to get from me, you disgusting monkey.

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/vdentata1.jpg

[joetama]

:laugh:

Oh, wow... That the monkey might like.

[Spider Monkey]

This is all you are going to get from me, you disgusting monkey.

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/vdentata1.jpg

That's hot. Does it talk?

[97gp]

Pics of boobs for verification :fyi:

[Jaqueline]

That's hot. Does it talk?

Sometimes.......

You see, there is no way idskot could have had sex with me, or he wouldn't have a dick anymore.....though I'm not saying he really had on before either.....

[Jaqueline]

Pics of boobs for verification :fyi:

Shush your mouth or I'll neg you some more.

[97gp]

You really are one bad bitch.

[Toasted1]

Shush your mouth or I'll neg you some more.

:noodsorneg:

[joetama]

Oh man that is one bad ass cat.

[AnalyzEnterprise]

Man fuck a dog. Rob an army base and get grenades and blow up his spot. (no homo)

[Toasted1]

bump for a snoozy sunday :keke:

[IDSkot]

Ancient Bump. FTW.

Fuck you guys, BTW.

Oh, and when I was in the Motherland, she left me a FB message saying she's sorry, and we should hang out.

[IDSkot]

NAMEGOESHERE June 5 at 5:36pm Report
Listen, I been thinking. Thos mesages that people were sending me really scared me. U cant blame me for being upset however maybe i should have given you the benefit of the doubt.

If youre okay with it, id like to keep in touch.

btw, I like the red hair with the mohawk. Looks fantastic.


I LOL'd.

[Pop Da Hatch]

haha, wtf.

[Pop Da Hatch]

fuck her asshole while eating ice cream.

[IamDeMan]

fuck her asshole while eating ice cream.

How about eating icream out of her assshole during blowjob.

[Porch Monkey]

fucking win! chocolate ice cream in a chocolate bowl

[Pop Da Hatch]

4 teh win.

[IDSkot]

I like where this is going.

[Pop Da Hatch]

whats her facebook, I want to talk to her........

[Toasted1]

someone found it before and contacted her i think its was myspace though

[Toasted1]

http://crunktimes.com/ct/showthread.php?t=633&highlight=IDSkot+lies

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=135455597

[IDSkot]

someone found it before and contacted her i think its was myspace though

Yup.

http://crunktimes.com/ct/showthread.php?t=633&highlight=IDSkot+lies

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=135455597

I hope she doesn't blow up my phone again.

[Pop Da Hatch]

cool cool, I no haz myspace.

[Superlifted06FX4]

I don't use mine. I haz Facebook.

[Spider Monkey]

someone found it before and contacted her i think its was myspace though

Jp..... :sneaky:

[_AnGeL_]

i remember this thread :laugh:

[IDSkot]

Jp..... :sneaky:

Haha, It was. That fuck. lmao.

[Spider Monkey]

You asked for it bb.

[IDSkot]

I mean... not really. I learned a lesson. Never intertwine your real life into degenerative forums.

[Goremageddon]

wut?

[J31Bro]

thread fails w/no pics. shoulda known.

[Spider Monkey]

There were pix. You're jsut too late to the party bro.

[Superlifted06FX4]

I saw pics, she hot.

[IDSkot]

There were pix. You're jsut too late to the party bro.

This.

[UCP]

:facepalm:

[IDSkot]

:facepalm:

Did you miss this event?

Seems like something you wouldn't miss out on.

[UCP]

I missed on the part where you didn't die in a fire.

[Goremageddon]

is that extra mean since hes jewish?

[UCP]

Take it anyway you'd like it.

[Goremageddon]

WE SHOULD SOMEHOW GET A TON OF GIRLS ON THIS FORUM

[Goremageddon]

LIKE GIVE AWAY FREE LIPGLOSS OR SOMESHIT ILL THROW ON THE PRE ORDER

[IDSkot]

I missed on the part where you didn't die in a fire.

Yeah. It was unfortunate. I was so close, too!

[Spider Monkey]

WE SHOULD SOMEHOW GET A TON OF GIRLS ON THIS FORUM

YEA SO YOU SACK RIDERS CAN SCARE THEM AWAY! GREAT IDEA!

[Goremageddon]

wewt i finally found my caps lock key.


yea girls are prolly a bad idea mibio and teh wife lasted like a week