idskot, you tell mad lies yo.

[Jamesypoo]

That reminds me... I've had sex with a pseudo-celebrity... well, she's signed to a label. But, IMO: she sucks.

Links:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=135455597

enjoi. Flame away.


But I've had sex with:
Egyptian, white, hispanic (From Spain, Venezuela, Brazil <-- HELL YEAH!), Jamaican, Asian, and German.

I guess you can say German == White, but, she was GermanGerman. Like, goose-step German.











http://s5.tinypic.com/nccdgw.jpg

[icpurplepplalot]

Fucking LAWL :laugh:

[Toasted1]

lol I told you I saw other pics the other day..

[Spider Monkey]

OMFG. I completely forgot about that thread.

Tell her to register here. I want to marry her and have her babies.

[Spider Monkey]

lol I told you I saw other pics the other day..

I was forgotted. :monkey2:

[Jamesypoo]

lol I told you I saw other pics the other day..

HuH?

[Spider Monkey]

HuH?

We're talking about this in the lolz thread.

[Spider Monkey]

OMFG. I completely forgot about that thread.

Tell her to register here. I want to marry her and have her babies.

THAT

[IDSkot]

LMAO! IT WAS YOU!
HAHAHA!

[IDSkot]

Thanks, BTW. I owe you one, Jamesypoo

[Jamesypoo]

Yes, you do.

[Spider Monkey]

Thanks, BTW. I owe you one, Jamesypoo

Gimme her IM name.

[IDSkot]

Yes, you do.

You're an asshole. Wow. Hilarious.

[Spider Monkey]

But you said he did you a favor?

[IDSkot]

But you said he did you a favor?

Doesn't mean he's not an asshole.

[Jamesypoo]

That's why they call me crunky mccrunkerlawls.

[Spider Monkey]

Doesn't mean he's not an asshole.

Well, that's true.

[IDSkot]

That's why they call me crunky mccrunkerlawls.

You didn't even add me on MySpace. :(

[Spider Monkey]

He does not associate with liars on Myspace.

[Spider Monkey]

http://s5.tinypic.com/nccdgw.jpg

I just quadroopled your rep. :fyi:

[Porch Monkey]

:hahaha:

[Toasted1]

omg she is gonna be pissed when she sees this shit http://crunktimes.com/ct/showthread.php?p=32155#post32155

[IDSkot]

omg she is gonna be pissed when she sees this shit http://crunktimes.com/ct/showthread.php?p=32155#post32155

lmao.

[icpurplepplalot]

I can't rep you James :(

[icpurplepplalot]

I need to spend my seed arounf first

[Spider Monkey]

Hit me then hit him.

[Porch Monkey]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392826

cross intrawebs LOL's!

[Spider Monkey]

Lollers!

[IDSkot]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392826

cross intrawebs LOL's!

lmao

[farmerehsan]

lol

[Spider Monkey]

lmao

You gonna get famous.


Or raped. One of the two.

[pl8er]

had to give you props on this one jamesypoo. Totally shitty thing to do, but man so many lawls were had!

[slim8605]

Nice

[Jamesypoo]

had to give you props on this one jamesypoo. Totally shitty thing to do, but man so many lawls were had!

:shrug:

[IDSkot]

You gonna get famous.


Or raped. One of the two.

Or both. :uhoh:

had to give you props on this one jamesypoo. Totally shitty thing to do, but man so many lawls were had!

Yeah, I mean. I'm kinda pissed, you know? But it's pretty fucking funny. I kinda knew someone was gunna do it.

[slim8605]

Jew got burned

[brynm]

Would pass out a few reps... but no more to give :(

[pl8er]

Or both. :uhoh:



Yeah, I mean. I'm kinda pissed, you know? But it's pretty fucking funny. I kinda knew someone was gunna do it.

Well you lied and got called out, that is pretty funny. And if the girl has a stinky pussy, who cares what she thinks :P

[Spider Monkey]

Yeah, I mean. I'm kinda pissed, you know? But it's pretty fucking funny. I kinda knew someone was gunna do it.


Which part pisses you off? The part where she says you're lying or the part where he contacted her?

[Spider Monkey]

Well you lied and got called out, that is pretty funny. And if the girl has a stinky pussy, who cares what she thinks :P


If he lied, how does he know what her love canal smells like?

I for one am willing to volunteer to validate said accusation.

[pl8er]

If he lied, how does he know what her love canal smells like?

I for one am willing to volunteer to validate said accusation.

I was covering both sides. A. he lied and is pissed B. he smelled the love canal, it stinks and she is going onto the defense and saying it never happened.

[Jamesypoo]

She seems like a sweet girl. I'm siding with her.

[brynm]

The music on her profile is painful to listen to though

[pl8er]

She seems like a sweet girl. I'm siding with her.

She is a whore. Sex with him or not. Just a fact *shrug*

If you're asking why I know....she is female.

[Jamesypoo]

Nap time.

[pl8er]

The music on her profile is painful to listen to though

That was music? I thought she had recorded herself shitting through a guitar or something. Plain fucking awful is what it is.

[IDSkot]

Well you lied and got called out, that is pretty funny. And if the girl has a stinky pussy, who cares what she thinks :P

I don't care what she says. Or what you guys think. So, I'm not pissed. More upset that you guys posted crunkness to a girl.

Which part pisses you off? The part where she says you're lying or the part where he contacted her?

Read above. I FEEL BETRAYED :crap:

She seems like a sweet girl. I'm siding with her.

She is sweet. She's really nice, too. She's just a psycho. She fights with her Mom a lot, and she freaks out. One time, we were in the Grove (20-30 minute drive) and right after we got there, she made me take her back because she felt like she was being a bad daughter. Like, she's cool. But she's too crazy for my taste.

[Spider Monkey]

She seems like a sweet girl. I'm siding with her.

Me too. Ask her if I can have her number please.

[IDSkot]

That was music? I thought she had recorded herself shitting through a guitar or something. Plain fucking awful is what it is.

Yeah, when I said "she sucks", I meant her music.

[Spider Monkey]

I don't care what she says. Or what you guys think. So, I'm not pissed. More upset that you guys posted crunkness to a girl.

I don't see any crunkness getting posted to her. bet you wished you did the Crunk Mission now huh. :laugh:
She is sweet. She's really nice, too. She's just a psycho. She fights with her Mom a lot, and she freaks out. One time, we were in the Grove (20-30 minute drive) and right after we got there, she made me take her back because she felt like she was being a bad daughter. Like, she's cool. But she's too crazy for my taste.


Latinos have crazy families. That is just how it is.

[Porch Monkey]

You mean you didn't see if she has a mouth like a Hoover?

[IDSkot]

I don't see any crunkness getting posted to her. bet you wished you did the Crunk Mission now huh. :laugh:



Latinos have crazy families. That is just how it is.

Haha. I'm actually planning on doing it next Tuesday. I just need to talk to my friend to get her to bring her camera to school.

And not all, man. Honestly, I know a lot of hispanic families that are completely normal.

You mean you didn't see if she has a mouth like a Hoover?

She actually does have a lot of sucking power. She almost pulled my tongue out a few times.

[Spider Monkey]

And not all, man. Honestly, I know a lot of hispanic families that are completely normal.


Around you maybe, but behind closed doors there are as wack as veggies on a pizza.

[natisfynest]

repped crunky

[Proximity]

Everyone lies on the internet. There is no truth

[IDSkot]

Around you maybe, but behind closed doors there are as wack as veggies on a pizza.

Eh. Everyone's family is nutso behind closed doors. But, all of my girlfriends (most of which were hispanic) never had fucked up families.

Everyone lies on the internet. There is no truth

Ur face.

[Spider Monkey]

Everyone lies on the internet. There is no truth

lies

[Captain Ahab]

Liar, liar pants on fire.

[Mr. Shickadance]

http://s5.tinypic.com/nccdgw.jpg

nice catch, repped :laugh:

[GearGuy2001]

Wow thats awesome

+rep

[wasted ink]

:hahaha:
:hugerofl:

[IDSkot]

http://s5.tinypic.com/nccdgw.jpg

Haha. I jsut read the message. At first I just LOL'd... but now I really LOL'd.
Mainly because of this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/5ae4c294.jpg
She sent that as we were watching a movie... she said this because I was on the opposite side of my bed not even looking at her.
But, yeah. I'm making shit up. lmao.


Ain't it a bitch how I can take SS's of her texts with my phone? Damn. That sucks for her.

[Spider Monkey]

The fuck were you doing in bed with a chick not paying attention to her?

[IDSkot]

The fuck were you doing in bed with a chick not paying attention to her?

Playing hard to get.

[BobbyDD]

This was mean, but very very funny.:laugh:

[Spider Monkey]

Playing hard to get.

Didn't work according to her. :laugh:

[IDSkot]

Didn't work according to her. :laugh:

It's her word vs. mine. I honestly don't care what anyone on the internet thinks. Haha. If it eases the transition, I could lie and tell you I didn't have sex with her and I'm a big fibber!
Geez, I need to call my mom and tell her she did a bad job raising me. Raising such a liar. Psh. :squint:

[Spider Monkey]

It's her word vs. mine. I honestly don't care what anyone on the internet thinks. Haha. If it eases the transition, I could lie and tell you I didn't have sex with her and I'm a big fibber!
Geez, I need to call my mom and tell her she did a bad job raising me. Raising such a liar. Psh. :squint:

All I want is for her to register and post here. :sneaky:

[IDSkot]

All I want is for her to register and post here. :sneaky:

I doubt she will. Why would you want that? lmao.

[Spider Monkey]

I doubt she will. Why would you want that? lmao.

So I can get pictures of her no0d.

[IDSkot]

So I can get pictures of her no0d.

I don't think that'd happen.
I could've gotten them if you guys didn't fuck it all up.

[Spider Monkey]

I don't think that'd happen.
I could've gotten them if you guys didn't fuck it all up.

If you 'think' you could have gotten them, I know I can.

[Mr. Shickadance]

I could've gotten them if you guys didn't fuck it all up.

You so sure about that?

[Superlifted06FX4]

Wow

[IamDeMan]

You didn't even add me on MySpace. :(

Why in the fuck would anyone do that?

[IamDeMan]

Jamesy is mah Gyro.

[Spider Monkey]

Jamesy is mah Gyro.

Really? He's my Gyno too!
























Oh wait

[IamDeMan]

Haha. I jsut read the message. At first I just LOL'd... but now I really LOL'd.
Mainly because of this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/5ae4c294.jpg
She sent that as we were watching a movie... she said this because I was on the opposite side of my bed not even looking at her.
But, yeah. I'm making shit up. lmao.


Ain't it a bitch how I can take SS's of her texts with my phone? Damn. That sucks for her.

I can photoshop the popes name in there, it don't make it proof.

[Spider Monkey]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaqueline_Negr%C3%B3n

???

[IDSkot]

If you 'think' you could have gotten them, I know I can.

I said I could have, I don't think you'd be able to.
Mainly because you're a lot older than she is, and not local.

I can photoshop the popes name in there, it don't make it proof.

That's cool. I don't even have PS installed...

[Spider Monkey]

I said I could have, I don't think you'd be able to.
Mainly because you're a lot older than she is, and not local.

Not really. :fyi:

[IDSkot]

Not really. :fyi:

If you do it... I will be thoroughly impressed.

[Spider Monkey]

If you do it... I will be thoroughly impressed.

Gotta get her to register and post here so I can get ma groove on.

[IDSkot]

Gotta get her to register and post here so I can get ma groove on.

She isn't talking to me if you haven't noticed. lmao. There's two threads that express that. And It's not worth trying to apologize, or whatever she wants me to do. Too much of a chore.

[Spider Monkey]

She isn't talking to me if you haven't noticed. lmao. There's two threads that express that. And It's not worth trying to apologize, or whatever she wants me to do. Too much of a chore.

You REALLY don;t know how to take one for the team do you.

[IDSkot]

You REALLY don;t know how to take one for the team do you.

I wouldn't have to take one for the team if James didn't fuck it up for me.

[Spider Monkey]

I wouldn't have to take one for the team if James didn't fuck it up for me.

Oh quit pouting.

[IDSkot]

Oh quit pouting.

:laugh:

[IDSkot]

I'm a Jew. It's what I do. :fyi:

[IamDeMan]

I said I could have, I don't think you'd be able to.
Mainly because you're a lot older than she is, and not local.



That's cool. I don't even have PS installed...

How the fuck am I supposed to believe you after you lie about getting pussy?

[IDSkot]

How the fuck am I supposed to believe you after you lie about getting pussy?

:laugh:
You don't even know. I'm PSing a picture of this chick onto another naked girl.
Then posting it for rep.

[Rashaddd]

:laugh:
You don't even know. I'm PSing a picture of this chick onto another naked girl.
Then posting it for rep.

not anymore you're not

[IDSkot]

not anymore you're not

you missed the point of the joke.

[Rashaddd]

you missed the point of the joke.

actually you did

[wasted ink]

Playing hard to get.

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

[Rashaddd]

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

lol was thinking the same thing when i read that

[Porch Monkey]

stop changing the subjest

[Jamesypoo]

the subjest must stop being changed

[IDSkot]

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

'cause I offered to PIIYB?

[wasted ink]

'cause I offered to PIIYB?

While ignoring the girl on your bed, yes.

[darthvibrator]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=392826

cross intrawebs LOL's!

leave it to ca.com to take 10 mins to load up for me.

[wasted ink]

leave it to ca.com to take 10 mins to load up for me.

This.

[IDSkot]

While ignoring the girl on your bed, yes.

Tattoos turn me on. :fyi:

[wasted ink]

Tattoos turn me on. :fyi:

I can haz tattew?

[IDSkot]

I can haz tattew?

yes plz

[darthvibrator]

you get some neg rep you fucking lying hawk nosed jew

[wasted ink]

hmm.

[IDSkot]

you get some neg rep you fucking lying hawk nosed jew

:fp:
I'm not lying.

And you're neutral. You're wasting your time positively or negatively repping me.


EDIT:: I don't have a hawk nose. I have a normal fucking nose, you dumb ass.

[Rashaddd]

EDIT:: I don't have a hawk nose. I have a normal fucking nose, you dumb ass.

moar liez...

[IDSkot]

moar liez...

That hurt my head, and my heart.

I will now wage war on your people.

Ohwait...

[Porch Monkey]

I just left him some red rep.

[IDSkot]

I just left him some red rep.

That did like... -60 or -70 points. Haha.

[Rashaddd]

That hurt my head, and my heart.

I will now wage war on your people.

Ohwait...

:squint:

[wasted ink]

lawls

[IDSkot]

:squint:

Too soon?

[darthvibrator]

:fp:
I'm not lying.

And you're neutral. You're wasting your time positively or negatively repping me.


EDIT:: I don't have a hawk nose. I have a normal fucking nose, you dumb ass.

but you have a big faggish looking mohawk...which still makes you, a fag.

[wasted ink]

but you have a big faggish looking mohawk...which still makes you, a fag.

Provide pics of yourself before calling others a feg based on their pictures.

[Jamesypoo]

You're an asshole. Wow. Hilarious.

My rep says I'm a really nice guy :confused:

[wasted ink]

My rep says I'm a really nice guy :confused:

I tried to rep you but it wouldn't let me :crap:

[darthvibrator]

btw, i neg repped you because when i say i did something, i did it.....

[wasted ink]

btw, i neg repped you because when i say i did something, i did it.....

Provide pics of yourself before calling others a feg based on their pictures.

.....

[darthvibrator]

Provide pics of yourself before calling others a feg based on their pictures.

what the fuck would that do?

he posted a pic that i can see...and he looks like a typical douche bag (as he's proven) with a gay looking mohawk.

besides, what kind of a gay request is that?

[Porch Monkey]

http://www.brockhambonfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2007_11042007bonfire0024.jpg

[wasted ink]

what the fuck would that do?

he posted a pic that i can see...and he looks like a typical douche bag (as he's proven) with a gay looking mohawk.

Allow us to make lulz about your haircut and facial features :fyi:

[wasted ink]

lawlsies

[darthvibrator]

Allow us to make lulz about your haircut and facial features :fyi:

here, ill make it easy for you. i have a shaved head (buzzed) and i look like your typical white guy that dresses in jeans and a t shirt.

besides, if i provided pics of myself it would just go bad. i tell no lies on the internet, so i have to keep that shit out of possibly ending up in the hands of people i dont need it to.

edit: oh im on fat too.

[wasted ink]

:loco:

[tapout]

Provide pics of yourself before calling others a feg based on their pictures.

George is sexah. Thats all you need to know.

[wasted ink]

In that case...
































































:ohyeah:

[Jamesypoo]

:flashdance:

[wasted ink]

:duh:

[IDSkot]

but you have a big faggish looking mohawk...which still makes you, a fag.

zomg! UR WURDZ HURT MY E-FEELINGS!
Until I remembered you're just another faggot troll who's basing their opinion of me over a thread, which is a joke in the first place, based off of something that isn't true. But, yes. I'm a fag. And what's the problem with a man loving another man? You anti-same sex marriages, too? You, my friend, are the fag.

She said we didn't, I say we did. One of us is lying, and I honestly couldn't care less who you believe. The point is I'm not here to impress people. I'm here to laugh. And thus far this has given me many of those. And your posts are giving me teh lulz as well.

My rep says I'm a really nice guy :confused:

:crap:
And I'm the ass hole, according to my rep. :crap:

what the fuck would that do?

he posted a pic that i can see...and he looks like a typical douche bag (as he's proven) with a gay looking mohawk.

besides, what kind of a gay request is that?

Lolz, look at you. Mr. Bad ass on the internet insulting another man's hair style.
How can you call me a fag when you're judging a man's physical appearance so harshly? I think you might be suppressing deep homosexual cravings.

[wasted ink]

:ohyeah:

[darthvibrator]

zomg! UR WURDZ HURT MY E-FEELINGS!
Until I remembered you're just another faggot troll who's basing their opinion of me over a thread, which is a joke in the first place, based off of something that isn't true. But, yes. I'm a fag. And what's the problem with a man loving another man? You anti-same sex marriages, too? You, my friend, are the fag.

She said we didn't, I say we did. One of us is lying, and I honestly couldn't care less who you believe. The point is I'm not here to impress people. I'm here to laugh. And thus far this has given me many of those. And your posts are giving me teh lulz as well.



:crap:
And I'm the ass hole, according to my rep. :crap:



Lolz, look at you. Mr. Bad ass on the internet insulting another man's hair style.
How can you call me a fag when you're judging a man's physical appearance so harshly? I think you might be suppressing deep homosexual cravings.
you're a liar. and liars are fags. which makes you one. thats the only reason i got started. you bitch.

[Jamesypoo]

Honestly though, why would you brag about banging someone and then post a direct way to message her?

[tapout]

Honestly though, why would you brag about banging someone and then post a direct way to message her?

+1.

[wasted ink]

http://www.realgf.com/galleries/d038/img/dsitmbkhuztwlef.jpg

[IDSkot]

you're a liar. and liars are fags. which makes you one. thats the only reason i got started. you bitch.

Okay. Definitely. I suppose the fact that she doesn't want to feel like a whore made her lie? That I'm telling the truth, and not she? Of course it is perfectly possible for either case to be true. She lie, or I lie. Either way, I don't care. Your petty insults about my physical aesthetics won't bother me in the slightest. Mainly because I like how I look, which isn't the case for most people. I'm very secure with my physical appearance. It's not like I'm gunna go run to my Mommy because some mean man called me ugly and a fag on the internet. You should probably pull the possum out of your ass and relax a little bit.

[darthvibrator]

i love this "live" feature shit.

[IDSkot]

Honestly though, why would you brag about banging someone and then post a direct way to message her?

'twas dumb. Oh well. Lesson learned.

I didn't really expect anyone to be gay enough to actually say something to her.

[wasted ink]

:duh:

[wasted ink]

http://www.realgf.com/galleries/d038/img/gnqhbpcgilfkdew.jpg

[crzy]

'twas dumb. Oh well. Lesson learned.

I didn't really expect anyone to be gay enough to actually say something to her.

then you havnt hung around CA long enough this has happend before :sneaky:

[wasted ink]

Two threadsavers and you're still on topic? Wanna know how I know you're gay?

[crzy]

because you posted them while i was ont he reply page?

[IDSkot]

then you havnt hung around CA long enough this has happend before :sneaky:

Has it? :wat:

Two threadsavers and you're still on topic? Wanna know how I know you're gay?

Because your thread savers failed?

[wasted ink]

Has it? :wat:



Because your thread savers failed?

:orly:

[wasted ink]

http://www.realgf.com/galleries/d038/img/gnqhbpcgilfkdew.jpg

Quoted for excellence.

[BobbyDD]

she's braced for the cumshot

[wasted ink]

she's braced for the cumshot

I'd love to deliver.

[darthvibrator]

that would be fun

[IDSkot]

:orly:

norly. They were great. :(

[IDSkot]

Any more flames before I study for math and sleep?

I dunno, something about I have a small dick, or maybe something clever like I look like a 5 year old? I want some change. These insults are getting boring.

[wasted ink]

Go suck a 5 year old's dick, flamer.

[Jamesypoo]

Nobody is insulting you.

[wasted ink]

:ohyeah:

[wasted ink]

Go suck a 5 year old's dick, flamer.

I did it for the lulz. But seriously. You should see my baghawk :fyi:

[IDSkot]

Go suck a 5 year old's dick, flamer.

:bootyshake:

Nobody is insulting you.

darthvibrator was.
lmao, I was trying to insult his name, but his name's already funny. Good job on the great U/N.

I did it for the lulz. But seriously. You should see my baghawk :fyi:

Take pix.

[crzy]

this thread just created many good memories for everyone but idskot

[darthvibrator]

:bootyshake:



darthvibrator was.
lmao, I was trying to insult his name, but his name's already funny. Good job on the great U/N.



Take pix.

im not creative enough to think of that. its from "zach and miri make a porno" or whatever that movie is called.

[IDSkot]

this thread just created many good memories for everyone but idskot

Nah. It made me laugh. I don't mind it. It will be referenced for a while probably.

im not creative enough to think of that. its from "zach and miri make a porno" or whatever that movie is called.

Oh, haha. Fair enough.

[darthvibrator]

Nah. It made me laugh. I don't mind it. It will be referenced for a while probably.



Oh, haha. Fair enough.

i think the one that will always be referenced most will be bassjaddict (i think thats his name). you know, the guy who said he would bone his teacher, and then when someone found out who she was, emailed her the thread?

pretty shitty if you ask me. i couldn't do that to someone, but i sure could watch someone do it to someone else.

[crzy]

yes the teacher one was funny

didnt it happen to deerhunt and some girl too?

[IDSkot]

i think the one that will always be referenced most will be bassjaddict (i think thats his name). you know, the guy who said he would bone his teacher, and then when someone found out who she is emailed her the thread?

pretty shitty if you ask me. i couldn't do that to someone, but i sure could watch someone do it to someone else.

x2

I'd probably think about it, type out the message with the e-mail typed and everything... then say, "... ehh. Nah." and close it.
I gotta give it to James for having the balls.
But he's still a dick.

[darthvibrator]

dammit, i love this live feature!

[IDSkot]

yes the teacher one was funny

didnt it happen to deerhunt and some girl too?

Yeah. She found the thread on his PC I think. Then she kept looking at her threads as a guest. It was pretty funny.

[crzy]

x2

I'd probably think about it, type out the message with the e-mail typed and everything... then say, "... ehh. Nah." and close it.
I gotta give it to James for having the balls.
But he's still a dick.

ur a girl then if you couldnt do that to someone you dont know over the internet where nothing bad will happen to you. james was just smart enough to do it before someone else :laugh:

[IDSkot]

ur a girl then if you couldnt do that to someone you dont know over the internet where nothing bad will happen to you. james was just smart enough to do it before someone else :laugh:

Not really a girl, more of the fact that I'm not a huge asshole.
I'm an asshole, just not that big of one.

[Jamesypoo]

:bootyshake:



darthvibrator was.
lmao, I was trying to insult his name, but his name's already funny. Good job on the great U/N.



Take pix.

U/N?

[icpurplepplalot]

U/N?

United Nations?

[Jamesypoo]

Is that it? I don't get it :(

[IamDeMan]

.....

Leave my nugget alone. Also, what does his looks have to do with IDSkoT looking like a douchely feg?

[IamDeMan]

And I'm the ass hole, according to my rep. :crap:

yes

[tapout]

U/N?
username

[Jamesypoo]

But my username is great :confused:

[Porch Monkey]

That it is, it's Epic!

[hoss]

LO Fucking el

[Jaqueline]

1. I have never slept with you, I can't believe you would say that.
2. Even if I had slept with you, it would on be because I pity the pathetic person you are.
3. My brothers are coming for you, and they will completely beat the livng shit out of you.
4. After they kick your ass, I never want to see you again. I hate you, and everything about you including your stupid hair which you think is cool. In reality it looks like shit, and no one likes it.


Be prepared to go to the hospital when I tell my brothers about this ass hole.

[Spider Monkey]

1. I have never slept with you, I can't believe you would say that.
2. Even if I had slept with you, it would on be because I pity the pathetic person you are.
3. My brothers are coming for you, and they will completely beat the livng shit out of you.
4. After they kick your ass, I never want to see you again. I hate you, and everything about you including your stupid hair which you think is cool. In reality it looks like shit, and no one likes it.


Be prepared to go to the hospital when I tell my brothers about this ass hole.


Yo, gimme yo numbah.

[Jaqueline]

I don't like monkeys

[Spider Monkey]

I don't like monkeys

IMPOSTER!


Women can't resist monkeys. It is a documented fact.

[Jaqueline]

I think that after this occurrence, I may turn into a lesbian. Thank you for completely ruining my love life idskot.

[tEh koRnDog]

Everyone likes monkeys bitch

[Spider Monkey]

I think that after this occurrence, I may turn into a lesbian. Thank you for completely ruining my love life idskot.

I can get down with that too. Gimme

[Jaqueline]

Everyone likes monkeys bitch

Excuse me, who are you referring to as a bitch? It certainly is not me, and if it is, you do not know who you are messing with.

[joetama]

1. I have never slept with you, I can't believe you would say that.
2. Even if I had slept with you, it would on be because I pity the pathetic person you are.
3. My brothers are coming for you, and they will completely beat the livng shit out of you.
4. After they kick your ass, I never want to see you again. I hate you, and everything about you including your stupid hair which you think is cool. In reality it looks like shit, and no one likes it.


Be prepared to go to the hospital when I tell my brothers about this ass hole.

I think she pretty much has his number...

Excellent! I really do hope your brothers beat his ass.

[tEh koRnDog]

Excuse me, who are you referring to as a bitch? It certainly is not me, and if it is, you do not know who you are messing with.

Hahahahahaha

Im not afraid you BITCH!

[joetama]

Feeding the troll?

[tEh koRnDog]

No:crap:

[Jaqueline]

Hahahahahaha

Im not afraid you BITCH!

You should be, you do not know who I am, or what I can do.

[tEh koRnDog]

You should be, you do not know who I am, or what I can do.

You like it rough by the sounds of it...

That is kinky as well...

[Spider Monkey]

You should be, you do not know who I am, or what I can do.

Yes we do. We have your Myspace and Wiki entry. We know everything there is to know about you.

[Jaqueline]

Yes we do. We have your Myspace and Wiki entry. We know everything there is to know about you.

Those are my front, you do not truly know my true nature.

[joetama]

This is getting lame.

[Jaqueline]

This is getting lame.

Fuck you skank whore, I am only trying to put my side out of the story

[Spider Monkey]

Fuck you skank whore, I am only trying to put my side out of the story

The only two words I read there was PUT and OUT.

So do it. Show me your tits.

[joetama]

Fuck you skank whore, I am only trying to put my side out of the story

I just assumed he was in for a surprise meant you had a penis or razor sharp spikes in the coochie... So I went for the more reasonable.

[Jaqueline]

I'm leaving now, I can tell when I'm not wanted. Tell idskot I said Fuck You!

[Jamesypoo]

....

[Jamesypoo]

...

[brynm]

Does this monkey bear a striking resemblance to idskot?


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/R0x1x27FdlI/AAAAAAAABTw/H27vSy-QKK4/s400/Snub-nosed%2BMonkey%2B1.jpg

[brynm]

Maybe SM is starting a new trend based off the Icetee look alike thread??

[Rashaddd]

obvious imposter...

[atoz350]

I can photoshop the popes name in there, it don't make it proof.

As you requested:


http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/atoz350/pope.jpg

[joetama]

WTF?

[tEh koRnDog]

What a perv...

[hoss]

Obvious fake... Number one, the conversation on the phone is coming from the kids perspective, and lets face it, who gives a kid an iphone... Number 2, kids hate cuddling after sex. Trust me.

[Spider Monkey]

Obvious fake... Number one, the conversation on the phone is coming from the kids perspective, and lets face it, who gives a kid an iphone... Number 2, kids hate cuddling after sex. Trust me.

Brilliant deduction Watson.

[hoss]

Brilliant deduction Watson.

I'm just here for the facts...

[hoss]

Oh, and the gang bang.

[brynm]

sweet a GB?
:fag:

[hoss]

sweet a GB?
:fag:

Um, yes... What else did you expect...

[Porch Monkey]

anyone PM'd her the Hossauge yet?

[hoss]

Someone should.

[Bender]

1. I have never slept with you, I can't believe you would say that.
2. Even if I had slept with you, it would on be because I pity the pathetic person you are.
3. My brothers are coming for you, and they will completely beat the livng shit out of you.
4. After they kick your ass, I never want to see you again. I hate you, and everything about you including your stupid hair which you think is cool. In reality it looks like shit, and no one likes it.


Be prepared to go to the hospital when I tell my brothers about this ass hole.

lol nice troll

[hoss]

I am so tired...

[hoss]

and slightly drunk

[Jamesypoo]

this

[Jamesypoo]

Maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk a princess.

[IDSkot]

lmao. Nice trollage. How did this thread become NSFW? Did I miss pictures?!

[IDSkot]

Maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk a princess.

She's 19, you know. Totally legal. Go ahead, try to get with that. More power to you.

[IDSkot]

And wouldn't she call me Scott? Not IDSkoT? GG.

[Jamesypoo]

That was an Aesop quote fool.

[Jamesypoo]

*skurt* I'm out.

[IDSkot]

That was an Aesop quote fool.

My bad.
Aesopp Rock is the shit. I should give him a listen.

[IDSkot]

I try to deliver:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/5c7070f3.jpg


She's saying she's gunna call the police on me for internet bullying.

EDIT:: I asked Toasted to delete these two threads. I hope he does. This shit is getting out of hand.

[icpurplepplalot]

She can't do shit to you :fyi:

[AnalyzEnterprise]

If she does actually call the 5-0/1 time then find her and slap her down into the concrete that you previously hawk-spit on before breaking her courage.

[icpurplepplalot]

If she does actually call the 5-0/1 time then find her and slap her down into the concrete that you previously hawk-spit on before breaking her courage.

What the fuck did you just say?

[AnalyzEnterprise]

I said anything....say random stupid shit so I can laugh. I'm drunk

[icpurplepplalot]

I said anything....say random stupid shit so I can laugh. I'm drunk

I think you're just a mongoloid.

[IDSkot]

What the fuck did you just say?

Let me translate the retard for you.
I've studied it for quite a bit:

If she does actually call the 5-0/1 time then find her and slap her down into the concrete that you previously hawk-spit on before breaking her courage.

If she does actually call the police just one time, find her and use your pimp hand on her to strike her to the floor that you previously spit a loogie on. All of this before breaking her courage.

[AnalyzEnterprise]

Five-O or the One time = Police. But yes you had it correct.

[Spider Monkey]

I try to deliver:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/5c7070f3.jpg


AHAHAHAHHA! Rep points for the final response.

And chill out. You didn't break any laws. You weren't talking to her on the Internet, you were talking to us. You big bully.

[reson8]

Let me translate the retard for you.
I've studied it for quite a bit:



If she does actually call the police just one time, find her and use your pimp hand on her to strike her to the floor that you previously spit a loogie on. All of this before breaking her courage.

Basset-hound!


(Anyone who may have watched Madagascar 2 might find this funny)

[ngsm13]

What a feg...

Fake bragging on the internets...

nG

[IamDeMan]

What a feg...

Fake bragging on the internets...

nG

nDeed