My mom is my sexy bitch teacher

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Taking this bullshit online class with no homework, only 5 online tests. Without doing any reading and just looking for answers I got an 88% (after an initial 58% on my first attempt).

The lazy procrastinator wins! The system fails again!

[Pop Da Hatch]

good for you bro. what class?

[GabeC]

good for you bro. what class?

english 101

[kurnlesbiskuits]

psychology of women :crap:

you can see why I don't read the textbook...

[Pop Da Hatch]

lawls.

[silvercookie]

how do you like the online classes?

[kurnlesbiskuits]

I find myself putting them off and then getting mediocre grades.

But what do I like like? Somebody who is not lazy?

[synyster1337]

I find myself putting them off and then getting mediocre grades.

But what do I like like? Somebody who is not lazy?

That, is precisely why I absolutely refuse to take online classes.

[IamDeMan]

Taking this bullshit online class with no homework, only 5 online tests. Without doing any reading and just looking for answers I got an 88% (after an initial 58% on my first attempt).

The lazy procrastinator wins! The system fails again!

She needs to shorten up the time limit. Wouldn't you have rather studied properly and gotten a 98 instead?

[pl8er]

I take only online classes. I have a 4.0 GPA and find it easy to manage my time and classes because I can jump on do a bit of work and jump off wherever I am. You just have to disconnect from mommy's tit and be an adult to do it.

[J31Bro]

I take only online classes. I have a 4.0 GPA and find it easy to manage my time and classes because I can jump on do a bit of work and jump off wherever I am. You just have to disconnect from mommy's tit and be an adult to do it.

+1

Cheaters ITT. You'll eventually be put in a position to where you'll need to put some of your college knowledge to use.. and when that time comes.. you'll crumble harder than Haiti.

[atoz350]

+1

Cheaters ITT. You'll eventually be put in a position to where you'll need to put some of your college knowledge to use.. and when that time comes.. you'll crumble harder than Haiti.

No. I have perfected my cheating so well, that I'll be able to cheat my way to victory.

[mackin]

I take only online classes. I have a 4.0 GPA and find it easy to manage my time and classes because I can jump on do a bit of work and jump off wherever I am. You just have to disconnect from mommy's tit and be an adult to do it.

what kind of degree are you trying to get?

[J31Bro]

what kind of degree are you trying to get?

Ones earned with respect, hard work and a sense of accomplishment.

Cheaters don't get those things.

[IamDeMan]

+1

Cheaters ITT. You'll eventually be put in a position to where you'll need to put some of your college knowledge to use.. and when that time comes.. you'll crumble harder than Haiti.

Doubtful. You never need anything from college, except the papers that land you the interview. Any winner can figure it out on the fly. Too many very successful "non-educated" people in this world to believe the crap your keyboard just spewed.

[J31Bro]

Doubtful. You never need anything from college, except the papers that land you the interview. Any winner can figure it out on the fly. Too many very successful "non-educated" people in this world to believe the crap your keyboard just spewed.

Nonsense. Essentially everything you learn at one point in time is used another time in your life. There is never a point of "I've learned too much", so instead of fucking off and CHEATING on the work that YOU put in front of yourself by your own accord.. why not accept and appreciate the fact that you're given the choice to learn something and not be the downfall of our country like you're proving to be.

Refer to the movie: Idiocracy. It has electrolytes. :fyi:

[J31Bro]

It's amazing.. in one of the smartest countries with the some best education in the WORLD, we've got some of the dumbest assholes around.

Refer to: post #1.

[IamDeMan]

Nonsense. Essentially everything you learn at one point in time is used another time in your life. There is never a point of "I've learned too much", so instead of fucking off and CHEATING on the work that YOU put in front of yourself by your own accord.. why not accept and appreciate the fact that you're given the choice to learn something and not be the downfall of our country like you're proving to be.

Refer to the movie: Idiocracy. It has electrolytes. :fyi:

You obviously didn't really read what I wrote.

If stuff we learn in school is essential at some point in our life then how do you explain the successful people who didn't go to college?


Take our SM for instance. He has a degree that did nothing more than get him an interview. From there he didn't rely on shit they shoved down his throat in school. He learned how to properly manipulate everyone and every position so that it didn't matter if he knew anything about anything. In fact he has walked on so many backs that he doesn't even have to lift a finger anymore.

Cheating can work!

[J31Bro]

You obviously didn't really read what I wrote.

If stuff we learn in school is essential at some point in our life then how do you explain the successful people who didn't go to college?


Take our SM for instance. He has a degree that did nothing more than get him an interview. From there he didn't rely on shit they shoved down his throat in school. He learned how to properly manipulate everyone and every position so that it didn't matter if he knew anything about anything. In fact he has walked on so many backs that he doesn't even have to lift a finger anymore.

Cheating can work!

I fear I'd be opposed to paying $30k for a piece of paper.

[IamDeMan]

I fear I'd be opposed to paying $30k for a piece of paper.

In the end that is what it is. Something to add to the resume.

[Spider Monkey]

You obviously didn't really read what I wrote.

If stuff we learn in school is essential at some point in our life then how do you explain the successful people who didn't go to college?


Take our SM for instance. He has a degree that did nothing more than get him an interview. From there he didn't rely on shit they shoved down his throat in school. He learned how to properly manipulate everyone and every position so that it didn't matter if he knew anything about anything. In fact he has walked on so many backs that he doesn't even have to lift a finger anymore.

Cheating can work!

For clarification: I've walked on so many backs I don't even have to walk anymore.

I fear I'd be opposed to paying $30k for a piece of paper.

LOLZ! You're right. Investing 30K is stupid when you get to add a 1 to the front of that every year in return.

[J31Bro]

LOLZ! You're right. Investing 30K is stupid when you get to add a 1 to the front of that every year in return.

That's not what I meant. It's not "investing" if you cheat. You don't learn anything.. that's why I said a "piece of paper".

[Spider Monkey]

That's not what I meant. It's not "investing" if you cheat. You don't learn anything.. that's why I said a "piece of paper".

You didn't hear a single thing DeMan said, did you.

[IamDeMan]

That's not what I meant. It's not "investing" if you cheat. You don't learn anything.. that's why I said a "piece of paper".

All you need is the piece of paper. There is more than one way to win a game. Your logic that he will fail because he cheated in school is often simply not true.

[IamDeMan]

You didn't hear a single thing DeMan said, did you.

ZOMG bro, I knows mah Calculus in and out bro and hold 4.0 and never cheated, ima score!

[Spider Monkey]

ZOMG bro, I knows mah Calculus in and out bro and hold 4.0 and never cheated, ima score!

Hell yea! Because you'll hella need that shit in the real world!

[IamDeMan]

Hell yea! Because you'll hella need that shit in the real world!

I'm sayin!

[J31Bro]

You've both got common sense. Now use it.

If you're paying $30k.. and not even using selective hearing.. you fail. Period.

[IamDeMan]

You've both got common sense. Now use it.

If you're paying $30k.. and not even using selective hearing.. you fail. Period.

You are as clueless as I thought you were.

[J31Bro]

It's sad that you use these defense mechanisms to disagree with someone when you're clearly wrong.

Probably didn't learn that technique in college though.

[J31Bro]

I'm awaiting another attempted deflection..

[IamDeMan]

It's sad that you use these defense mechanisms to disagree with someone when you're clearly wrong.

Probably didn't learn that technique in college though.

No it is sad that you continue on blindly when you are clearly incorrect. I learned enough in my life to know that you can't change a useless retard's mind.

[Spider Monkey]

You've both got common sense. Now use it.

If you're paying $30k.. and not even using selective hearing.. you fail. Period.

And that is why you will always be working for me.

[IamDeMan]

And that is why you will always be working for me.

Unpossible. I know you don't hire people without degrees. Unless you mean to clean the stalls.

[J31Bro]

No it is sad that you continue on blindly when you are clearly incorrect. I learned enough in my life to know that you can't change a useless retard's mind.

Blindly? LOL.

So when I need surgery.. I'll hope to get the surgeon, that went through all that school, doesn't have the mindset of a retarded 4th grader peeking over at the next's homework like some people ITT.

[Spider Monkey]

Unpossible. I know you don't hire people without degrees. Unless you mean to clean the stalls.

Yea, that was kind of like, in theory...

[IamDeMan]

Blindly? LOL.

So when I need surgery.. I'll hope to get the surgeon, that went through all that school, doesn't have the mindset of a retarded 4th grader peeking over at the next's homework like some people ITT.

Is this fool getting a med degree? Law degree? Going on to be a physicist? Work at NASA?

NO. We are talking about useless undergrad work. That is how fucking clueless you are in this conversation. Graduate degrees are a whole new ballgame. Obviously if your career will involve nothing but research or applying learned theory, then retaining that BS is rather important. For the other 90% coming out with a BA in some "I learned to wipe my ass" field, what they learned means mostly nothing to what they are about to learn. They paid for a piece of paper that gained them entry to opportunity.

As I stated, yet you manage to ignore, is explain to me how so many people failed to go to college of any kind and become successful.

However, to give your pathetic exampl attention, I will not care if he cheated a few times to get ahead. I just hope I get the one that has learned all the current material and procedures to keep my ass alive, which I bet 80% of it he didn't learn from a lecture or testing.

[J31Bro]

Is this fool getting a med degree? Law degree? Going on to be a physicist? Work at NASA?

NO. We are talking about useless undergrad work. That is how fucking clueless you are in this conversation. Graduate degrees are a whole new ballgame. Obviously if your career will involve nothing but research or applying learned theory, then retaining that BS is rather important. For the other 90% coming out with a BA in some "I learned to wipe my ass" field, what they learned means mostly nothing to what they are about to learn. They paid for a piece of paper that gained them entry to opportunity.

As I stated, yet you manage to ignore, is explain to me how so many people failed to go to college of any kind and become successful.

However, to give your pathetic exampl attention, I will not care if he cheated a few times to get ahead. I just hope I get the one that has learned all the current material and procedures to keep my ass alive, which I bet 80% of it he didn't learn from a lecture or testing.

:laugh:

Cheating is cheating. Undergrad or not. You can't deny it. Fuck off dude. :thumbsup:

[IamDeMan]

:laugh:

Cheating is cheating. Undergrad or not. You can't deny it. Fuck off dude. :thumbsup:

Where did I say cheating was something else?

What I am saying is that undergrad college means dick as far as the real world and excelling in it are concerned. Drs, Attorneys, Rocket scientists, etc are obvious exceptions but I still maintain that what they learn after school is far more valuable, but they will use what they leanr in their graduate work.

Undergrad and grad are not the same thing and the fact that you want to treat them as such proves your ignorance.

Way to also once again NOT address why there are successful people that didn't go to college.

[J31Bro]

Where did I say cheating was something else?

Didn't say you did.

What I am saying is that undergrad college means dick as far as the real world and excelling in it are concerned.

School is better than no school.

Drs, Attorneys, Rocket scientists, etc are obvious exceptions but I still maintain that what they learn after school is far more valuable, but they will use what they leanr in their graduate work.

I doubt they pay attention. Most likely just google it, right?

Undergrad and grad are not the same thing and the fact that you want to treat them as such proves your ignorance.

The fact that you're saying you're willing to shell out thousands of dollars and get nothing from it other than a piece of paper proves your ignorance.

Way to also once again NOT address why there are successful people that didn't go to college. Talk about some major deflection.

That isn't the topic at hand. We're talking about those IN college.

[IamDeMan]

School is better than no school.



I doubt they pay attention. Most likely just google it, right?



The fact that you're saying you're willing to shell out thousands of dollars and get nothing from it other than a piece of paper proves your ignorance.



That isn't the topic at hand. We're talking about those IN college.
I agree that for the most part school is better than none. Once again something I never said.

Never said I was willing to just get a piece of paper out of it. I said you can succeed just fine while cheating in coursework. I am still only fighting your assertiopn that he will be nothing because he cheated in school.

It most certainly is tha topic at hand though. If once can't cheat in school and be successful, then those who just don't go should bear the same fate.

Keeping digging.

[J31Bro]

I agree that for the most part school is better than none. Once again something I never said.

Never said I was willing to just get a piece of paper out of it. I said you can succeed just fine while cheating in coursework. I am still only fighting your assertiopn that he will be nothing because he cheated in school.

It most certainly is tha topic at hand though. If once can't cheat in school and be successful, then those who just don't go should bear the same fate.

Keeping digging.

Justify cheating.

[J31Bro]

That's all I'm sayin'.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Hey, thats not the thread title I remember. . . . .

And no, I did not cheat. We are allowed to use the book during our online tests. I am taking this class because I need to fufill a diversity requirement. Its a throwaway class. In no way is it going to help me in my career.

[J31Bro]

Hey, thats not the thread title I remember. . . . .

And no, I did not cheat. We are allowed to use the book during our online tests. I am taking this class because I need to fufill a diversity requirement. Its a throwaway class. In no way is it going to help me in my career.

:troll:

[kurnlesbiskuits]

:troll:

Do you attend a university?

[kurnlesbiskuits]

:troll:

and btw.....how is this a troll?

[J31Bro]

and btw.....how is this a troll?

You'll use everything you learn in college in the field.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

You'll use everything you learn in college in the field.

Wrong, no. Much like in high school, you will have a certain amount of required "electives" that you take, not because they will help you in your field, but because they are graduation requirements.

Introduction to Anthropology certaintly doesn't seem to cover a broad range of common careers. But you are a wise college expert, right?

[J31Bro]

Wrong, no. Much like in high school, you will have a certain amount of required "electives" that you take, not because they will help you in your field, but because they are graduation requirements.

Introduction to Anthropology certaintly doesn't seem to cover a broad range of common careers. But you are a wise college expert, right?

You're obviously not a wise college expert, cheater. :fyi:

[kurnlesbiskuits]

You're obviously not a wise college expert, cheater. :fyi:

no but, experience (me) > guesses and nothing else (you)

[J31Bro]

Obvious troll is obvious you dense fuck.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Obvious troll is obvious you dense fuck.

Thats gotta be true, right?

I didn't realize that the definition of troll changed to "someone who doesn't agree with J31Robs random blathering."

[J31Bro]

+1

Cheaters ITT. You'll eventually be put in a position to where you'll need to put some of your college knowledge to use.. and when that time comes.. you'll crumble harder than Haiti.

Ones earned with respect, hard work and a sense of accomplishment.

Cheaters don't get those things.

Nonsense. Essentially everything you learn at one point in time is used another time in your life. There is never a point of "I've learned too much", so instead of fucking off and CHEATING on the work that YOU put in front of yourself by your own accord.. why not accept and appreciate the fact that you're given the choice to learn something and not be the downfall of our country like you're proving to be.

Refer to the movie: Idiocracy. It has electrolytes. :fyi:

It's amazing.. in one of the smartest countries with the some best education in the WORLD, we've got some of the dumbest assholes around.

Refer to: post #1.

I fear I'd be opposed to paying $30k for a piece of paper.

That's not what I meant. It's not "investing" if you cheat. You don't learn anything.. that's why I said a "piece of paper".

Blindly? LOL.

So when I need surgery.. I'll hope to get the surgeon, that went through all that school, doesn't have the mindset of a retarded 4th grader peeking over at the next's homework like some people ITT.

:laugh:

Cheating is cheating. Undergrad or not. You can't deny it. Fuck off dude. :thumbsup:

Justify cheating.

That's all I'm sayin'.

Hey, thats not the thread title I remember. . . . .

And no, I did not cheat. We are allowed to use the book during our online tests. I am taking this class because I need to fufill a diversity requirement. Its a throwaway class. In no way is it going to help me in my career.

:troll:

and btw.....how is this a troll?

You'll use everything you learn in college in the field.

You're obviously not a wise college expert, cheater. :fyi:

no but, experience (me) > guesses and nothing else (you)

Obvious troll is obvious you dense fuck.

Thats gotta be true, right?

I didn't realize that the definition of troll changed to "someone who doesn't agree with J31Robs random blathering."

Shoe is on the other foot idiot.

[J31Bro]

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[slim8605]

...:Poast:

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Shoe is on the other foot idiot.

I think you may have mistakingly put that shoe on your hand :fyi:

All I see in your posts is crap about how cheaters can't succeed and how all your college classes are going to affect your future career (speculation).

[IamDeMan]

Justify cheating.

No need for me to justify it. I just know it works for some people. I have no reason to judge on the matter. It doesn't affect my fate, so why should I care?

[IamDeMan]

I think you may have mistakingly put that shoe on your hand :fyi:
).
Welcome to his point you fucktard.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Welcome to his point you fucktard.

?

:stfu:

[Spider Monkey]

...:Poast:

You owe me pictures.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

tags - "i cheated on a rectal exam"

lol

[J31Bro]

I think you may have mistakingly put that shoe on your hand :fyi:

All I see in your posts is crap about how cheaters can't succeed and how all your college classes are going to affect your future career (speculation).

:hilarious:

No need for me to justify it. I just know it works for some people. I have no reason to judge on the matter. It doesn't affect my fate, so why should I care?

I don't think OP is one of those people, judging from his ability to collectively gather information from a situation.

Welcome to his point you fucktard.

:azn:

[kurnlesbiskuits]

I don't think OP is one of those people, judging from his ability to collectively gather information from a situation.

I usually don't run into situations with no experience who believe they are experts on a topic. I wouldn't tell you how to tend to your hydro plants.

[IamDeMan]

I don't think OP is one of those people, judging from his ability to collectively gather information from a situation.



:azn:Odds are in favor of you being correct on the first point.

It kept me busy on the second point.

[IamDeMan]

I usually don't run into situations with no experience who believe they are experts on a topic. I wouldn't tell you how to tend to your hydro plants.

What topic are you an expert at that he put into question?

[kurnlesbiskuits]

What topic are you an expert at that he put into question?

I'm not an expert at anything except Combat Cars on Sega Genesis.

I was just saying that this class along with my online Anthropology class are not going to really help me with my job after I graduate. I realize that it is kind of a waste of money to take these classes if I am not going to learn anything but chances are even if I did try, I would forget everything shortly afterwards. I am taking these classes simply because they fufill my diversity class requirements.

[IamDeMan]

I'm not an expert at anything except Combat Cars on Sega Genesis.



If you are not in expert in anything, then how can you question whether he is or isn't an expert in this topic?

Kind of pot kettle thing you got going here, no?

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Aren't assumptions fun?

[IamDeMan]

Aren't assumptions fun?

Only when you can prove them as such through your own fucking knowledge. That hasn't happened yet in this thread, so I would take off the party hat, spit out the streamer, and STFU!

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Only when you can prove them as such through your own fucking knowledge. That hasn't happened yet in this thread, so I would take off the party hat, spit out the streamer, and STFU!

It doesn't seem as though anyone has proven anything

[IamDeMan]

It doesn't seem as though anyone has proven anything

Yet you stand here claiming some sort of victory.

Thank you for stating my point.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Yet you stand here claiming some sort of victory.

Thank you for stating my point.

I wasn't claiming victory. I was just defending myself from seeming like a jackass. I guess through all the bitching that got away from me too.

[IamDeMan]

I wasn't claiming victory. I was just defending myself from seeming like a jackass. I guess through all the bitching that got away from me too.

no but, experience (me) > guesses and nothing else (you)

I think you may have mistakingly put that shoe on your hand :fyi:

All I see in your posts is crap about how cheaters can't succeed and how all your college classes are going to affect your future career (speculation).

I usually don't run into situations with no experience who believe they are experts on a topic. I wouldn't tell you how to tend to your hydro plants.


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