A girl stole my tweeter.

[Hairyballzonya]

So I was messing around with this girl last nite in my driveway as we were wasted, and I had my tweeters just laying on the back seat, under her. Well we headed into the house to finish but I ran back to the car to get the booze. When I grabbed the booze I noticed one of my tweeters were missing. Well this morning I was thinking about it as she got out of bed naked, and low and behold, their was a speaker wire hanging out of her ass.

[Porch Monkey]

Her ass swallowed them? Did you go exploring to find them? You may have to induce vomiting from her anus.

Call Poison Control and see what they say.

[hoss]

That musta been a large female. Might be time to man the harpoons... Who knows what other hidden treasures you might find.

[Porch Monkey]

Sounds like he may need a bigger harpoon than the one he's equipped with.

[Rashaddd]

wow

[Hairyballzonya]

http://i523.photobucket.com/albums/w353/mike70wu/Your_Fat.jpg

[Porch Monkey]

gross

[hoss]

Yeah, a little too far there...

[Echo42987]

This is a lie!

[hoss]

Neg rep was well deserved.

[Hairyballzonya]

Neg rep was well deserved.

That took 6 points away from me, you know Idskot dont give anybody reach arounds that has a rep of less than 10!!:crap:

[Echo42987]

and I didn't enjoy reading this at all

[mtlhead]

lol imagine what would have happened if you piihb

[hoss]

That took 6 points away from me, you know Idskot dont give anybody reach arounds that has a rep of less than 10!!:crap:

Well in the future, think before poast.

[Spider Monkey]

I find this believable.

[Echo42987]

I find this believable.

....:uhoh:

[Terranova]

Interesting...How did you possibly go about getting it out of the black hole?!

[joetama]

Lame thread...

I was hoping for something entertaining.

[Echo42987]

so wait if she stayed the night with you and she was naked the next morning is it safe to assume that you two did the dirty? If so....How did you not notice the tampon while doing the dirty? Or did you use the stink eye?

[hoss]

so wait if she stayed the night with you and she was naked the next morning is it safe to assume that you two did the dirty? If so....How did you not notice the tampon while doing the dirty? Or did you use the stink eye?

Read the thread, she was doing it wrong... She was tamponing her ass.

[Hairyballzonya]

prevents anal leakage, we had white castles

[AnalyzEnterprise]

right now im fucked up, fuck the post, fuck people, fuck dogs, fuck drinks, fuck smokes, fuck people, fuck cars, fuck clothes, i fuck hos, fuck chillin, and most of all fuck passin out cuz im about to do that, 1

[hustlemanlv]

wtf thats a big ass