Ever hit an animal with your car?

[Toasted1]

16 years driving and never hit anything until this morning.. Was driving along and saw what I thought was a paper bag in the road so I was going to drive over it.

When I got real close i noticed it was a bird who at that time decided it was a good time to take off and got nailed by my grill... It was kind of cool seeing the big poof of feathers but I also feel bad for the poor guy too bad he was retarded he could have lived longer.

[Spider Monkey]

I nailed bambi once.

Jeeps are invincible, deer are not.

[Rashaddd]

People get annihilated by camels :fyi:

[John3000]

I always see dead birds in the roadway and wonder wtf were they doing to get run over.

[slim8605]

Natural selection

[tEh koRnDog]

I destroyed a cat at 65 once.

Was not a pretty scene.

[slim8605]

I've never hit anything but I've been in the car when my mom hit something. It was night time on the highway so we couldn't tell what it was but it left blood all over the bumper and hood.

[Spider Monkey]

I destroyed a cat at 65 once.

Was not a pretty scene.

I had a cat chasing another cat run out of some bushes straight under my car.

It was a lowered Mustang sitting about 2 inches off the ground. I could feel them bounce under the car with my feet on the floor board.

Serious cats committed serious suicides.

[Porch Monkey]

Spray painted part of a road red with an armadillo once.

[Spider Monkey]

Dey got armidillos in Florida?

[Spider Monkey]

I hit a tumble weed in Kansas once.

[slim8605]

Did you kill it?

[Porch Monkey]

Armadillos and armadildos are evrywhere here!

[Spider Monkey]

Did you kill it?

It was fucking dead after it bounced off teh bumper, I know that much.

[slim8605]

:bbtdildo:

[slim8605]

It was fucking dead after it bounced off teh bumper, I know that much.

Nice kill. Dumbass tumble weeds.

[Terranova]

Almost hit a Hawk this morning. I would have felt so bad, Hawks are amazing birds IMO.

[Spider Monkey]

Almost hit a Hawk this morning. I would have felt so bad, Hawks are amazing birds IMO.

I'm so glad I don't have that problem.

[slim8605]

Feelings are for fags and kittens

[brynm]

clipped a deer once. People going the other way said I busted it's leg.... only reason I got out of the car is to make sure the fucker didn't damage it too bad. They figured I should go try and find it and finish it off, I told them "Fuck that, damn thing deserves to suffer, it dented my car"

[slim8605]

Should have gotten his insurance info.

[brynm]

damn thing was a hit and run, it took off before I could stop... I figure it was drunk and didn't want to get busted

[Roadtrippin']

I hit a big ass dog. SOB did about $1500 in damage.

I never hit the brakes.

[slim8605]

damn thing was a hit and run, it took off before I could stop... I figure it was drunk and didn't want to get busted

They are notorious for being drunk runners

I hit a big ass dog. SOB did about $1500 in damage.

I never hit the brakes.

If anything, give it some gas. Make sure you kill the fucker that dented your car.

[Brian_smith06]

i hit a deer with my new car. only messed up headlight which i was getting a new one anyway so no big deal and my older car, one week after i put body kit on i hit a possum. knocked some of my mesh out so no big deal. i wish it would have totalled the car though. i regret ever spending money on it

[Hairyballzonya]

lots of birds, I hit a rabbit, squirrel, possum, dog, and a deer. Oh yeah and a cat. That is it, I think.

[bluecar]

Killed a dog and a deer.

[Tiger Bass]

I hit Supa's Mom once. There was nothing left of my car...

[joetama]

My folks live in the country so there are always animals to dodge when you drive out there.

I think all in all since I started driving I've hit 2-3 birds, 2 raccoons, 3 cats (i aim for cats), 1 skunk, and nearly took out an entire family of possum.

[Johnny Drama]

Post this on CA.com cock nugget :D

[Mr. Shickadance]

2 cats, a squirrel and a very large pheasant

no $$$ damage though

[joetama]

2 cats, a squirrel and a very large pheasant

no $$$ damage though

How the hell did you hit a pheasant?

[Mr. Shickadance]

How the hell did you hit a pheasant?

it flew up out of a ditch right into my front fender, my tire happened to smash its ass up :laugh:

[joetama]

I thought you were driving though a field or something.

[Mr. Shickadance]

ohh no, but very close to

it was on a gravel road out in the boonies

[joetama]

LOL werd.

[icpurplepplalot]

Numerous cats and birds, a raccoon, and an opossum.

[joetama]

Skunks suck... Your car smells for days.

[Spider Monkey]

lots of birds, I hit a rabbit, squirrel, possum, dog, and a deer. Oh yeah and a cat. That is it, I think.

It takes me twice as long to read the threads you participate in because of your signature.

[joetama]

Not fascinated by picture.

[tEh koRnDog]

Lawl at the fucking pheasant

[Brian_smith06]

:sneaky:

[joetama]

YOu fail.

[tEh koRnDog]

Yea the fail on that was immense..

[joetama]

I'm suggesting a ban.

[tEh koRnDog]

I second that motion

[joetama]

I wish I had rep left... I would neg his ass into extinction.

Now the feg can't even own up to his fail and edits his post...

[Brian_smith06]

pretty much

[Spider Monkey]

What was the fail?

[tEh koRnDog]

Its pretty obvious


EDIT: Damn him and his sneaky ninja Edit...

[joetama]

i once hit a car while riding a cheetah if that counts


Or something like that.

[Brian_smith06]

close enough

[joetama]

Better?

[Brian_smith06]

nail on the head

[pl8er]

I lived in Ashtabula Ohio as a kid (rather small town). I'm in this life learning class and I am the groom and a friend of mine is the bride. So her and I were working on this assignment (we had to get married) and I am taking her home. We have a road called Route 20 and it is mostly lined with high fences because it's mostly industrial. Long story short, we are driving when the jeep in front of us spikes the brakes and swerves off the road. We slow way down just in time to see deer jumping over the fence (at that moment it looked like they were jumping straight up and over) well one runs straight out in front of the car and I tap it doing about 10 mph (made a dent in my hood).

Some redneck lady comes running up from the jeep and is yelling "you guys like deer meat? Gonna be some fresh close by" and goes running into the field. Kim and I just start busting up laughing and get back in the car. Never even fixed the hood. Then again it was a 1989 Pontiac Grand Prix.

[brynm]

I'm mesmerized by his pic.

LOL, I had one almost run into the side of my car. I was doing about 10mph at the time.

[Spider Monkey]

I lived in Ashtabula Ohio as a kid (rather small town). I'm in this life learning class and I am the groom and a friend of mine is the bride. So her and I were working on this assignment (we had to get married) and I am taking her home. We have a road called Route 20 and it is mostly lined with high fences because it's mostly industrial. Long story short, we are driving when the jeep in front of us spikes the brakes and swerves off the road. We slow way down just in time to see deer jumping over the fence (at that moment it looked like they were jumping straight up and over) well one runs straight out in front of the car and I tap it doing about 10 mph (made a dent in my hood).

Some redneck lady comes running up from the jeep and is yelling "you guys like deer meat? Gonna be some fresh close by" and goes running into the field. Kim and I just start busting up laughing and get back in the car. Never even fixed the hood. Then again it was a 1989 Pontiac Grand Prix.

Yea but, how was teh marriage?

[tEh koRnDog]

Yea but, how was teh marriage?

I hope it was full of sex, sammich making and laundry doing....

[Jamesypoo]

I hit a kid on a bike with my old Durango

[joetama]

I hit a kid on a bike with my old Durango

Can't really top that.

[Spider Monkey]

I hit a kid on a bike with my old Durango

I hit a woman on a bike with my Jeep.

[Spider Monkey]

Can't really top that.

Women are worth more points than children. I win.

[joetama]

It might have been a little girl. Which would top a woman... I guess we'll have to wait to see.

[JimJ]

http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=6918

Bambi, I was slowing to an intersection, going about 30mph at the time.

Sounded a lot worse at the time.

[evildave101]

i hit 2 dogs while they were fucking on the side of the road once

[Randy Savage]

I hit this once:

:obese:

Knocked my engine through the cabin and into the trunk.

Supposedly he was unharmed.

[Porch Monkey]

Killed a dog and a deer.And a bridge, right?

I hit this once:

:obese:

Knocked my engine through the cabin and into the trunk.

Supposedly he was unharmed.At least you're alright. He's like a giant air bag.

[Spider Monkey]

i hit 2 dogs while they were fucking on the side of the road once

Why you gotta be cock blockin like that?

[Phantom240]

16 years driving and never hit anything until this morning.. Was driving along and saw what I thought was a paper bag in the road so I was going to drive over it.

When I got real close i noticed it was a bird who at that time decided it was a good time to take off and got nailed by my grill... It was kind of cool seeing the big poof of feathers but I also feel bad for the poor guy too bad he was retarded he could have lived longer.

Natural Selection at work.

I've hit a few 'coons, a few cats, a small dog, countless squirrels, and I think I hit a fox once.

[Brian_smith06]

we actually get a lot of cars out at my dads shop that have hit cows. thats always an interesting mess

[Phantom240]

we actually get a lot of cars out at my dads shop that have hit cows. thats always an interesting mess

Ever get any decent steaks? lol.

[brynm]

A friend of our's dad was killed by a moose... kind of.

They smoked a moose, it just took it's legs out and hit the windshield. Everyone was physically all right but covered in moose blood and shit, he ended up having a heart attack. The whole family in the car including 4 year old twins

[Phantom240]

Hahaha

[smllysack]

i ran over a possum that was eating another possum

[JimJ]

A friend of our's dad was killed by a moose... kind of.

They smoked a moose, it just took it's legs out and hit the windshield. Everyone was physically all right but covered in moose blood and shit, he ended up having a heart attack. The whole family in the car including 4 year old twins

Meese are serious business.

[AnalyzEnterprise]

I hit a bald eagle once and I also hit a baby horse. When I hit the horse his nuts busted all over my windshield.

[Superlifted06FX4]

I splattered something once, and some spray onto my exes truck who was right behind me.

[Porch Monkey]

I hit baby Jesus once.

[Superlifted06FX4]

I hit a bald eagle once and I also hit a baby horse. When I hit the horse his nuts busted all over my face.

fixed

[AnalyzEnterprise]

Why how gay of you

[Superlifted06FX4]

No, how gay of you?

[SyKo13]

I seen a pack of rots (about 4) get nailed by a semi once, legs heads and hair and blood everywhere, as teh shizznit

I once found a hawk in my grill, I tied it with wire and left it there, looked badass, people get bullhorns on the hood of their cars, well I had a hawk in my grill

[AnalyzEnterprise]

well...I hit a TNT box on Crash Bandicoot one time.

[darthvibrator]

16 years driving and never hit anything until this morning.. Was driving along and saw what I thought was a paper bag in the road so I was going to drive over it.

When I got real close i noticed it was a bird who at that time decided it was a good time to take off and got nailed by my grill... It was kind of cool seeing the big poof of feathers but I also feel bad for the poor guy too bad he was retarded he could have lived longer.
i actually had a cat run across the street right in front of me. fucking thing made it under my car and across the street completely unhurt. lucky sob.

[crzy]

i only got a baby racoon, saw the mom cross nailed the baby ha.
also nailed a bird into the front grill, had to replace that which sucked feathers everywhere


no big game though

was driving and almost hit these 2 dogs in the road so i stop since a car is comming in the other direction and no one is behind me. well the other car didnt see the 2 dogs, the bigger one made it but the smaller one froze in the headlights. it looked like to me that the car sped up as the dog was just frozen there, needless to say i got to see the dog vaporize

[Proximity]

I was driving once and there was a deer on the side of the road. I almost hit the bitch. That would ahve sucked.

[IDSkot]

I nailed bambi once.

Jeeps are invincible, deer are not.

This.