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Tiger Bass
03-19-2009, 11:57 AM
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465
Small talk is lonely and obsessed with fleshlights, and I'm bored and all of my threads have sucked so far. So here we go. None of these items are individually bannable, so I'm hoping they aren't bannable combined as one.

Materials

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_01.jpg

Lays Stacks (my preferance, holds up better)/Pringles potato chip can
Foam rubber
Condom
1 1/4'' o-ring
Scissors
Marker

Procedure
Empty the chips out of the can. You can use whatever brand and flavor you prefer, but we like the one shown here for the container’s ergonomic shape and durable, colorful plastic. Lay out the foam and trim to fit the length of the container if necessary. The length of the foam can be up to a half inch longer than the length of the can.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_03.jpg
Unroll the condom and drop the O-ring inside. If you use a lubricated condom, turn it inside out first, so the lube is on the inner surface.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_04.jpg
Lay the condom along the foam with the open end slightly above the edge, and mark across where the O-ring lays in the condom. Cut the foam into two pieces along this line.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_05.jpg
Roll up the smaller piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can. Lay the condom against the shorter edge of the other piece of foam so that the tip and the O-ring are hanging over one end and the open top of the condom is hanging over the other. Roll up the foam with the condom inside. The O-ring should be flat against one end of the foam roll, and the top of the condom should be sticking out of the center of the other end.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_06.jpg
With the scissors, make a nick in the tip of the condom, just enough so some air can get through. Insert the foam roll into the chip container, making sure the open end of the condom stays above the top of the foam. Leave about ˝” of foam above the rim of the can.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_07.jpg
Use a nail or screwdriver to poke a small hole on the side of the can near the bottom.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_hole.jpg
Optional: If desired, use a pink or red marker to draw a vagina or lips on the foam around the center hole before covering the foam with the condom.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_09.jpg
Carefully stretch the condom around the rim of the can and over the lip so it covers the foam. The lip of the can will hold the condom in place.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/chips_08.jpg
To use your homemade flashlight toy, squirt some water-based, non-greasy lube into the condom and insert your penis. Cover the hole in the can with the tip of your finger to control the amount of “suction” you get. Closing the hole will increase the suction, so leave it open as you stroke in, and cover it on the out stroke.

Tiger Bass
03-19-2009, 11:57 AM
Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you’re really cheap, I know I am. http://imgs.pbnation.com/smilies/dodgy.gif). Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced.
Lays:
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/mouth.jpg
Pringles:
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/flashlight/img/rcan2.jpg
When stored with the lid on, the homemade flashlight can be conveniently camouflaged as an innocent can of potato chips (the can on the left has an advantage because its lid is opaque).. However, you need to release the edge of the condom from the lip of the can before you put the top on. If the condom is stretched around the top when you put the lid on, the lid will cut through the thin rubber of the condom. Leave the top of the condom loose, push the foam in, and cover with the lid. To use, just pop the top, pull the foam out a bit, and restretch the rubber.

Enjoy
The second half

Tiger Bass
03-19-2009, 12:01 PM
Now there will never be another lonely night here on CT.com

Roadtrippin'
03-19-2009, 12:03 PM
well done.

Toasted1
03-19-2009, 12:06 PM
How does it feel?

Tiger Bass
03-19-2009, 12:12 PM
It's not too shabby. Not as good as the real thing. Better than my hand.

Porch Monkey
03-19-2009, 12:19 PM
FIFI!

IamDeMan
03-19-2009, 12:27 PM
Awesome

Brian_smith06
03-19-2009, 12:32 PM
:sneaky:

Hairyballzonya
03-19-2009, 12:41 PM
Not bad, but make a big bush on it.

Tiger Bass
03-19-2009, 12:50 PM
No pos rep...stingy mother fuckers...I know at least one of you will go out and make this :p

slim8605
03-19-2009, 12:52 PM
Repped

brynm
03-19-2009, 12:58 PM
LOL, good tips here

brynm
03-19-2009, 12:59 PM
repped

joetama
03-19-2009, 01:07 PM
LOL... Oh really?

hoss
03-19-2009, 01:09 PM
Subscribed :)

Tiger Bass
03-19-2009, 01:10 PM
I will later show the proper use of it for those of you that have never had sex before

joetama
03-19-2009, 01:12 PM
LAWL... One step at a time man.

hoss
03-19-2009, 01:17 PM
I will later show the proper use of it for those of you that have never had sex before

What is sex like?

Tiger Bass
03-19-2009, 01:18 PM
What is sex like?
It's kinda like sticking your penis in an electrical socket.

joetama
03-19-2009, 01:18 PM
Indeed...

Porch Monkey
03-19-2009, 01:19 PM
No pos rep...stingy mother fuckers...I know at least one of you will go out and make this :p
Fresh out.

Tiger Bass
03-19-2009, 01:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs

And this is the mark of a perfect blow job!

icpurplepplalot
03-19-2009, 01:32 PM
:laugh:

brynm
03-19-2009, 01:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs

And this is the mark of a perfect blow job!

I know that's what I like when my wife blows me

icpurplepplalot
03-19-2009, 01:36 PM
I know that's what I like when my wife blows me

Funny, that's what I like when your wife blows me as well.

joetama
03-19-2009, 01:38 PM
Oh man.

hoss
03-19-2009, 02:47 PM
I know that's what I like when my wife blows me

Know how I know you are lying?

hoss
03-19-2009, 02:47 PM
Wife = no blow job

Spider Monkey
03-19-2009, 02:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

joetama
03-19-2009, 02:50 PM
LAWL... Truth...

IamDeMan
03-19-2009, 05:32 PM
Wife = no blow job

Depends on the wife I guess.

brynm
03-19-2009, 05:40 PM
you just need to find the right wife man/

joetama
03-19-2009, 06:04 PM
Wife ftl.

Phantom240
03-19-2009, 06:05 PM
I will later show the proper use of it for those of you that have never had sex before

As long as we don't see the Hossage again...


*shudders*

hoss
03-19-2009, 06:52 PM
As long as we don't see the Hossage again...


*shudders*

NSFW.... Here come teh hossage.






























http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/hoss4131/7f5a5efb.jpg

hoss
03-19-2009, 06:53 PM
Had to...

joetama
03-19-2009, 06:59 PM
Not clicking that link... :fyi:

fbi90909
03-19-2009, 08:19 PM
i'd rather buy a fleshlight.
was pretty funny though

Bender
03-19-2009, 08:45 PM
No pos rep...stingy mother fuckers...I know at least one of you will go out and make this :p

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tiger Bass again.:crap:

hoss
03-19-2009, 09:00 PM
Not clicking that link... :fyi:
what link?

Phantom240
03-19-2009, 09:13 PM
NSFW.... Here come teh hossage.






























http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/hoss4131/7f5a5efb.jpg



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/phantom240/Fuuularge.png


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tiger Bass again.:crap:

I got the same shit.

Bender
03-19-2009, 10:33 PM
bam seed has been shot your way tiger

IDSkot
03-19-2009, 10:35 PM
Now there will never be another lonely night here on CT.com

x2.

joetama
03-20-2009, 12:33 AM
what link?

I had Work Mode turned on. So pictures are a link.

01 S 10
04-07-2009, 10:26 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/phantom240/Fuuularge.png

01 S 10
04-07-2009, 10:33 PM
may have to give this a try

Werd
06-15-2009, 06:46 PM
that is awesome

awry
07-06-2009, 01:46 AM
lol....

cshaw
07-28-2009, 08:38 PM
lmfao who ever grabs that "innocent can of potato chips" hahahaha!

Goremageddon
11-02-2009, 02:00 AM
I noticed I haven't contributed to this thread yet.

So here it is.

Superlifted06FX4
11-02-2009, 03:14 AM
Really guy?

maddskillzz
11-02-2009, 05:41 AM
I will never look at another pringles can the same way again :crap:

J31Bro
11-17-2009, 12:11 PM
FIFI!

:grin3:

MorningMissile
01-29-2010, 02:32 AM
well done

Superlifted06FX4
01-29-2010, 02:38 AM
CSB

statonburrell
01-29-2010, 07:17 PM
ima make one sometime next week...

synyster1337
02-06-2010, 08:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs

And this is the mark of a perfect blow job!

:hide:

Hagabro
10-01-2010, 09:33 PM
nah bro

wishuponansg
10-02-2010, 02:24 PM
MOVEMENT TO BAN FAGS THAT BUMP OLD ASS THREADS.

Hagabro
10-03-2010, 09:42 PM
I AM SO PACKED IN I HAVE NOT HAD A BOWEL MOVEMENT IN 4 DAYS.

:devil:

fanninator
10-04-2010, 12:55 AM
MOVEMENT TO BAN FAGS THAT BUMP OLD ASS THREADS.

stfu.


































:lalala:

J31Bro
10-04-2010, 07:14 AM
I know that's what I like when my wife blows me

*gonna make it feel like a desert in my mouth!*

o. l. t.
10-11-2010, 03:01 AM
It's a Pringles....... once you pop you can't stop.

benzmansl65amg
02-07-2011, 11:48 PM
Awesome

Bender
02-08-2011, 01:18 AM
Awesome

quit post whoring faggot

J31Bro
02-08-2011, 07:35 AM
He's a benz man, bro. :fyi: