View Full Version : If you could have sex with 1 out of 10 women
AnalyzEnterprise
03-19-2009, 07:59 PM
You wake up everyday and drink liquor until your stomache hurts. You struggle to find a meal. Your wife left you for another woman, your son beat your ass. You got fired from a job where you were the boss. When you look in the mirror your reflection tells you how pathetic you are.If your life was shitty and almost gone down the drain and someone offered you 1 million dollars to have unprotected sex with a woman would you do it? But wait there is a catch....There are ten women in the room and 30% of them have aids. Your Choice. Either way you get the money but theres the risk of being fucked for the last two weeks of your life. (You will die soon)
tapout
03-19-2009, 08:00 PM
1 million, 2 weeks, AND sex.
Where do I sign?
Porch Monkey
03-19-2009, 08:01 PM
Barbara Walters, Oprah Winfrey, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
tEh koRnDog
03-19-2009, 08:08 PM
Sign me the fuck up
tEh koRnDog
03-19-2009, 08:12 PM
By the wai
Fuck my wife, marry Oprah(just to have the cash) and kill that old bitch Barbra.
fbi90909
03-19-2009, 08:13 PM
i'd do it. a million dollars can buy a lot of cocaine.
Bender
03-19-2009, 08:38 PM
i'd do it. a million dollars can buy a lot of cocaine.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
Proximity
03-19-2009, 08:57 PM
AIDS shouldn't even be considered a disease anymore.
Now if they had cancer it'd be a different story...
LiquidClen
03-19-2009, 10:20 PM
if you're only going to live for 2 weeks anyway then why the fuck not lol
Phantom240
03-19-2009, 10:23 PM
I'd do it. Fuuuckit.
Porch Monkey
03-19-2009, 10:27 PM
if you're only going to live for 2 weeks anyway then why the fuck not lol
I'd do it. Fuuuckit.
This is your the wildebeest you would be fucking.
http://hangrightpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/rosie20kalid20mohammed.jpg
Phantom240
03-19-2009, 10:29 PM
There's 10 women, fuck your choice!
LiquidClen
03-19-2009, 10:30 PM
This is your the wildebeest you would be fucking.
http://hangrightpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/rosie20kalid20mohammed.jpg
I'd nut quick ;)
IDSkot
03-19-2009, 10:32 PM
Barbara Walters, Oprah Winfrey, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
That order.
Fuck Barbara, marry Oprah, kill my wife (so I could marry Oprah and live like a fucking king.)
IDSkot
03-19-2009, 10:32 PM
if you're only going to live for 2 weeks anyway then why the fuck not lol
x2
HIV/AIDS takes at least 6 months to show symptoms... you wouldn't even know.
Mr. Shickadance
03-19-2009, 10:34 PM
You wake up everyday and drink liquor until your stomache hurts. You struggle to find a meal. Your wife left you for another woman, your son beat your ass. You got fired from a job where you were the boss. When you look in the mirror your reflection tells you how pathetic you are.If your life was shitty and almost gone down the drain and someone offered you 1 million dollars to have unprotected sex with a woman would you do it? But wait there is a catch....There are ten women in the room and 30% of them have aids. Your Choice. Either way you get the money but theres the risk of being fucked for the last two weeks of your life. (You will die soon)
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6483/yesb.jpg
AnalyzEnterprise
03-19-2009, 10:52 PM
But we aren't talking about regular HIV/AIDS...we are talking about Super AIDS...the same aids you will get if u choose the wrong woman.
Terranova
03-19-2009, 10:55 PM
I would take my chances..
GearGuy2001
03-19-2009, 11:18 PM
Hell yeah, if your going to die in 2 weeks what does it matter if you have AIDS
Id take my chances and get my $1 Million
AnalyzEnterprise
03-19-2009, 11:20 PM
Well just to let everyone know...I tried this back when I was 16 and I picked the wrong woman. I am currently dying as we speak
Rashaddd
03-20-2009, 12:00 AM
You wake up everyday and drink liquor until your stomache hurts. You struggle to find a meal. Your wife left you for another woman, your son beat your ass. You got fired from a job where you were the boss. When you look in the mirror your reflection tells you how pathetic you are.If your life was shitty and almost gone down the drain and someone offered you 1 million dollars to have unprotected sex with a woman would you do it? But wait there is a catch....There are ten women in the room and 30% of them have aids. Your Choice. Either way you get the money but theres the risk of being fucked for the last two weeks of your life. (You will die soon)
wat
AnalyzEnterprise
03-20-2009, 12:03 AM
Rash you might as well just bang all 10, its free P.
LiquidClen
03-20-2009, 12:05 AM
Well just to let everyone know...I tried this back when I was 16 and I picked the wrong woman. I am currently dying as we speak
pics of HIV test or fail
AnalyzEnterprise
03-20-2009, 12:43 AM
http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww171/analyze99/aidstest.jpg
icpurplepplalot
03-20-2009, 01:07 AM
Well just to let everyone know...I tried this back when I was 16 and I picked the wrong woman. I am currently dying as we speak
I guess wishes do come true.
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 10:59 AM
Wait, after everything is said and done, do I still get to wake up every morning and drink booze until my stomach hurts?
hustlemanlv
03-22-2009, 04:44 AM
i saw no
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