this is what mellow mushroom can do for you!!!!

[beelzebub]

make you shit your goddamn pants!!!! i had to pullover and hit up a hotel bathroom. couldn't get my pants down in time. fuck mellow mushroom!!!!!



http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af339/airwolfz/IMG_1719.jpg


http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af339/airwolfz/IMG_1721.jpg


http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af339/airwolfz/IMG_1720.jpg


http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af339/airwolfz/IMG_1724.jpg


http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af339/airwolfz/IMG_1723.jpg

[SHellphish]

brutal mang, aim next time

or did you just turned in its general direction and :goatse:

[beelzebub]

Amoebic dysentery?


Amoebic dysentery (or amebic dysentery) is a type of dysentery caused primarily by the amoeba Entamoeba histolytica.[1]

Amoebic dysentery is transmitted through contaminated food and water. Amoebae spread by forming infective cysts which can be found in stools and spread if whoever touches them does not sanitize their hands. There are also free amoebae, or trophozoites, that do not form cysts.

Amoebic dysentery is most common in developing countries although it is occasionally seen in industrialized countries, and not just in travelers. Although it is commonly associated with tropical climates, the first documented case was in St Petersburg, Russia, which is near the arctic circle. Amoebic dysentery is often confused with "traveler's diarrhea", or "Montezuma's Revenge" in Mexico, because of the prevalence of both in developing nations. In fact, most traveler's diarrhea is bacterial or viral in origin. Liver infection, and subsequent amoebic abscesses can occur. Blood may be present in stool.

It can be considered equivalent to intestinal amoebiasis.[2]

[tapout]

wrong thread. Shoulda been in the laugh thread.

[beelzebub]

brutal mang, aim next time

or did you just turned in its general direction and :goatse:

dude... i couldnt get my damn pants down... shit sprayed up back and got in my fucking hair too. it was like a fucking atom split in my guts. this was brutal. look what it did to mt damn boxers. fuck mellow mushroom!!!!


http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af339/airwolfz/IMG_1731.jpg

[SHellphish]

a mess of this magnitude deserved its own thread :fyi:

[beelzebub]

close-up of raw spinach in pizza... this pizza fucked up my guts in less than an hour!!!


http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af339/airwolfz/IMG_1722.jpg

[jesus]

:yumyum:

[Uncle Rico]

Ahahahahah @ an atom splitting in your guts.

[Uncle Rico]

You still gotta be smellin like str8 up ass.

[J31Bro]

what in the fuck are you posting dude

[Uncle Rico]

Shit

[Toasted1]

:puke:

[icpurplepplalot]

what in the fuck are you posting dude

Shit

:rofl:

[Superlifted06FX4]

lol, fuk that shit

[jmanpc]

Holy spray diarrhea, Batman.

[_AnGeL_]

LMMFAO!!! :lol:

[beelzebub]

my stomach is still fucked up :(












fuck mellow mushroom!!!!!!

[_AnGeL_]

mellow mushroom is meh.

[tommyk90]

That is spray diarrhea of epic proportions.

[Hairyballzonya]

Holy fuck, I have never, ever, ever, ever done that in my entire life.

[Toasted1]

So what exactly is a 'mellow mushroom'?

[Toasted1]

Reminds me of the middle of the Tinas beef and bean burrito I had for lunch.

[_AnGeL_]

pizza place.

[Tiger Bass]

"A grown man shits his pants ITT"

[Porch Monkey]

OP was full of shit!

[Superlifted06FX4]

OP was full of shit!

Not anymore

[Porch Monkey]

Not anymore
hey dumbass
OP was full of shit!

:fyi:

[beelzebub]

half a bottle of the pink stuff and my stomach is still fucked :(

[Porch Monkey]

try some niacin

[beelzebub]

try some niacin



niacin is a blood thinner... dont think that would help...

[SHellphish]

try some niacin


i think you got a problem bro

[Superlifted06FX4]

hey dumbass


:fyi:

Fuck you monkeh, I ain't readin clearly..

[o. l. t.]

Ngga you need to stick to carrots.

[SHellphish]

Ngga you need to stick to carrots.

yea, the chunks look cooler when you paint the toilet with them

[Superlifted06FX4]

yea, the chunks look cooler when you paint the toilet with them

rofle

[Uncle Rico]

I bet that was the best feelin shit that youve ever had.

[Uncle Rico]

Drivin down the road like " aww shit"

[Uncle Rico]

Thats one of those joints that you had to check out of school for.

[Snowboarder117]

that's some jesus shit right there.

[TXC]

well maybe you ate too many of them because that didn't happen to me lulz

[Porch Monkey]

niacin is a blood thinner... dont think that would help...No. It's a vasodilator. It also helps with digestion. ;)

i think you got a problem bro
a little vitamin fetish

[J31Bro]

well maybe you ate too many of them because that didn't happen to me lulz

This 1000x.

[Hairyballzonya]

Who the fuck eats spinach on their pizza anyways? You deserved this shit bro.

[beelzebub]

Who the fuck eats spinach on their pizza anyways? You deserved this shit bro.

apparently... you eat nothing but little cesars and dominos crap

[J31Bro]

www.mellowmushroom.com

[SHellphish]

haha looks like everyone that works there is a hipster or a stoner

but now that i think about it Round Tables Gourmet Veggie
has spinach on it, and I threw that shit up twice. :fyi:





then again, I consumed a lot of beer along with the pizza, might have
something to do with it.

[SiZcO]

you could take the smell to actually get close up pictures?

[beelzebub]

you could take the smell to actually get close up pictures?

you dont smell your own shit when you wipe your ass?

[SHellphish]

:wow: no, no i don't

[beelzebub]

:wow: no, no i don't

well... you should. the chinese have been doing it for thousands of years. you can determine a lot from smelling skat. get with the program.

remember this flick? one of the servants smelling the emperors shit to see if he ate his meat....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtFrcVjVJBI

[o. l. t.]

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