My ex is suing me, because my penis was too small.

[Glock17]

So i hear the doorbell, so i open the door and the older woman deputy asks are you Mr. B*****, I said yeah, and she's like i need you to sign here, anyway the whore claims i destroyed $220 worth of Jewelery, I know nothing about this, but who the fuck would file actions for $220?...

[_AnGeL_]

zomg! 220 bux!!

[Glock17]

zomg! 220 bux!!

I'm sayin, and the paper says that it was filed Dec/08 zomg.

[Glock17]

Dec /16 /08 i was 17, i want proof.

[J31Bro]

You're so ballin' dude, why don't you just give her $500 & tell her to STFU.

That's what I'd do if I were as ballin' as you.

[J31Bro]

Get it in all 1s too.

[JimJ]

Get it in all 1s too.

Penny rolls.

[_AnGeL_]

Get it in all 1s too.

Penny rolls.

lolz

[atoz350]

Go to court. Make her feel stupid. Don't Tiger Woods that shit and try to pay her off.

[_AnGeL_]

lol @ dont tiger woods that shit.

[J31Bro]

Penny rolls.

Make it hail.

[Toasted1]

Proof pics of summons of this never happened.. Sue over $220 makes no cents unless you are dating poor people.

[_AnGeL_]

poor its glock, he'll date anything.

[_AnGeL_]

im poor and i wouldnt sue anyone over 200 bux lol

[atoz350]

Proof pics of summons of this never happened.. Sue over $220 makes no cents unless you are dating poor people.

icwatudedther

[J31Bro]

Proof pics of summons of this never happened.. Sue over $220 makes no cents unless you are dating poor people.

Yes, $220.00. No cents.

[mrogowski]

you should get your $220 worth and share her pics with us.

[J31Bro]

you should get your $220 worth and share her pics with us.

Couldn't agree more.

[_AnGeL_]

bro, so were they like "you got served" n shit bro?

[Spider Monkey]

ITT Glock fucks up his troll and exposes truth. :laugh:

[atoz350]

bro, so were they like "you got served" n shit bro?

Yep, then they pop locked away.

[_AnGeL_]

Yep, then they pop locked away.

lelz

[J31Bro]

Yep, then they pop locked away.

*looks for puff daddy .gif*

[slim8605]

Yep, then they pop locked away.

:businessidea:

[atoz350]

:businessidea:

Lol. That would be hilarious.

[rangerbabe]

girls are so fuckin dumb, and all they look for is money. haha most girls will sue you for everything you got just for callin them ugly. (ok that was lame, i know) but its the truth... and this is coming FROM A GIRL. haha

[IamDeMan]

girls are so fuckin dumb, and all they look for is money. haha most girls will sue you for everything you got just for callin them ugly. (ok that was lame, i know) but its the truth... and this is coming FROM A GIRL. haha

God damn I should have banned you when I had the chance you annoying cunt.

[slim8605]

Lol. That would be hilarious.

Bro, I think I'm going to make it happen. Shit would be borderline EPIC.

girls are so fuckin dumb, and all they look for is money. haha most girls will sue you for everything you got just for callin them ugly. (ok that was lame, i know) but its the truth... and this is coming FROM A GIRL. haha

Yea. Girls are sluts too :fyi:

[atoz350]

girls are so fuckin dumb, and all they look for is money. haha most girls will sue you for everything you got just for callin them ugly. (ok that was lame, i know) but its the truth... and this is coming FROM A GIRL. haha

Glad that has been cleared up.

[JimJ]

God damn I should have banned you when I had the chance you annoying cunt.

I've asked this before, but have we seen pictures?

[Toasted1]

I've asked this before, but have we seen pictures?

yes

[slim8605]

God damn I should have banned you when I had the chance you annoying cunt.

But then we wouldn't get opinions about girls... from a girl. :wat:

[JimJ]

yes

Decent or no?

[IamDeMan]

But then we wouldn't get opinions about girls... from a girl. :wat:

If/when I want their opinion, I will remove my penis from their mouth and give it to them.

[_AnGeL_]

If/when I want their opinion, I will remove my penis from their mouth and give it to them.

while they're in the kitchen.

[rangerbabe]

Yea. Girls are sluts too :fyi:

yes they are.

[IamDeMan]

You are so fucking lucky your dumbass fixed that. I was all over your stupid shit.

[rangerbabe]

Decent or no?

nope.

[brynm]

You are so fucking lucky your dumbass fixed that. I was all over your stupid shit.

It is still a quote fail.

[slim8605]

If/when I want their opinion, I will remove my penis from their mouth and give it to them.

while they're in the kitchen.

while making a sammich.

yes they are.

See. I like you. I don't know what DeMans beef with you is. You know you're dumb AND a slut. I bet you know your way around a kitchen too. Winner in my book.

[IamDeMan]

It is still a quote fail.

Thanks to JimJ and SM, I am fine with the no name quote style. So no fail.

[IamDeMan]

See. I like you. I don't know what DeMans beef with you is. You know you're dumb AND a slut. I bet you know your way around a kitchen too. Winner in my book.

Call me gay, but I thought we had a good thing going with the cranktime. To me this site is like a good poker game. Women do not belong.

[IamDeMan]

Unless they are posting nudes constantly instead of opinions.

[IamDeMan]

Then it is like having a stripper at the poker party. Which is pretty crunk.

[brynm]

or hot lezzy vids...

[rangerbabe]

or hot lezzy vids...

haha soon to come... gotta talk to my friend.

[slim8605]

Then it is like having a stripper at the poker party. Which is pretty crunk.

Bro, I agree 100% bro.

We need nudes, ranger. :fyi:

[rangerbabe]

Bro, I agree 100% bro.

We need nudes, ranger. :fyi:

wtf i gave you tits, what more nude you want?

[_AnGeL_]

whoa whoa whoa

[_AnGeL_]

where are said tits?

[slim8605]

haha soon to come... gotta talk to my friend.

Don't you be teasin my cock..

[_AnGeL_]

i never saw.

[IamDeMan]

wtf i gave you tits, what more nude you want?

Back talk will not be tolerated.

[rangerbabe]

Back talk will not be tolerated.

not back talk, just a question

[slim8605]

WHOA! HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! Where are these tits?

[_AnGeL_]

where the fuck are said tit pix?

[Glock17]

Go to court. Make her feel stupid. Don't Tiger Woods that shit and try to pay her off.

Penny rolls.
I'm going to mail a check in on monday.
Proof pics of summons of this never happened.. Sue over $220 makes no cents unless you are dating poor people.
http://i40.tinypic.com/11ioob9.jpg

[atoz350]

Bro, I think I'm going to make it happen. Shit would be borderline EPIC.


Don't forget me bro!

[_AnGeL_]

post the whole shit, stop block out crap.

[rangerbabe]

Don't you be teasin my cock..

nahh i done shit with girls before... even ask ryan haha he watched.

[slim8605]

I going to mail a check in on monday.

http://i40.tinypic.com/11ioob9.jpg

Pay to the order of "Bitch"

[_AnGeL_]

nahh i done shit with girls before... even ask ryan haha he watched.

im still waiting on the tit pix....

[rangerbabe]

I'm going to mail a check in on monday.

http://i40.tinypic.com/11ioob9.jpg

gayyy. that she done that.

[Glock17]

I was still in HS when this happened, a LONG mofoin time ago.

[_AnGeL_]

pay yo debt nigga.

[o. l. t.]

but who the fuck would file actions for $220?...

The same type of bitch that would say the baby is yours and tell you it ain't on it's 18th birthday. Quit fuckin with broke bitches.

[slim8605]

Don't forget me bro!

You are in for sure! you can be there to dance with me and we can pretend we're battling the person we're serving.

BRO! We gotta get a crew together!

[o. l. t.]

I was still in HS when this happened, a LONG mofoin time ago.

But she needs food for her chirrens.

[Glock17]

The same type of bitch that would say the baby is yours and tell you it ain't on it's 18th birthday. Quit fuckin with broke bitches.

I have a long time ago, the last one stole $4k from my account.

[_AnGeL_]

bro her chirrens bro.

[rangerbabe]

I have a long time ago, the last one stole $4k from my account.

OK give me a few minutes to upload these videos for you.

[IamDeMan]

OK give me a few minutes to upload these videos for you.
Hurry the fuck up about it. [QUOTE]

[rangerbabe]

fuck you, i didnt write that. i aint got any videos yet.

[Spider Monkey]

Wait, so you were lying?

[quote]

[IamDeMan]

Wait, so you were lying?



I'm sayin.[quote]

[Spider Monkey]

That's a bannable offense when I'm online.

[quote]

[atoz350]

You are in for sure! you can be there to dance with me and we can pretend we're battling the person we're serving.

BRO! We gotta get a crew together!

Dude! Meetings every Sunday for choreography. It's gonna be like that movie Step Up.

[IamDeMan]

That's a bannable offense when I'm online.



I consider it a bannable even when offline bro [quote]

[Spider Monkey]

I consider it a bannable even when offline bro

I don't know anything about being offline bro.

[quote]

[brynm]

whoa whoa whoa

where are said tits?

Don't you be teasin my cock..

i never saw.

WHOA! HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! Where are these tits?

where the fuck are said tit pix?

im still waiting on the tit pix....



here you go

Sorry, no SM. Took before you said to.
http://crunktimes.com/ct/picture.php?albumid=62&pictureid=599










http://crunktimes.com/ct/picture.php?albumid=62&pictureid=600

[slim8605]

Dude! Meetings every Sunday for choreography. It's gonna be like that movie Step Up.

I'll try to make. I might have some kind of girl issues, money problems, or beef with another crew.

Angel, get in on this shit! We need to get our crew going.

[IamDeMan]

here you go




















I see no tits there. [quote]

[atoz350]

I'll try to make. I might have some kind of girl issues, money problems, or beef with another crew.

Angel, get in on this shit! We need to get our crew going.

We need SM to do flips and shit.

[_AnGeL_]

I'll try to make. I might have some kind of girl issues, money problems, or beef with another crew.

Angel, get in on this shit! We need to get our crew going.

bro, im so in bro.

[slim8605]

here you go






+1

Now make another one with "Slim" on it.

[Spider Monkey]

WTF

[quote]

[_AnGeL_]

:/

[_AnGeL_]

bro, wtf bro.

[brynm]

im still waiting on the tit pix....

where the fuck are said tit pix?

WHOA! HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! Where are these tits?

i never saw.

Don't you be teasin my cock..

where are said tits?

I see no tits there. [quote]

+1

Now make another one with "Slim" on it.


DAMMIT, post#66 here.

NSFW

http://crunktimes.com/ct/showpost.php?p=334167&postcount=66

[brynm]

:fu: another quote fail

[_AnGeL_]

bro, wtf bro.

[Spider Monkey]

You need to learn how to quote bro.

[quote]

[_AnGeL_]

dont quote me.

[IamDeMan]

:fu: another quote fail

I am not sure why the picture wasn't loading for me the first time. [quote]

[_AnGeL_]

it worked for me the first time... i kind wish it hadnt....

[brynm]

Bro, I can quote. You and DeMan haz some kind of trickery that won't let me quote you.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YntY1kyKo4o/SoyswanbudI/AAAAAAAAIy4/eCpjH1Wj62M/s320/notworthy.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

lol bro

[quote]

[JimJ]

I'm going to mail a check in on monday.

Wuss.

[J31Bro]

Bro, I can quote. You and DeMan haz some kind of trickery that won't let me quote you.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YntY1kyKo4o/SoyswanbudI/AAAAAAAAIy4/eCpjH1Wj62M/s320/notworthy.jpg

Called mod powers.

[Spider Monkey]

Called mod powers.

Called Internet skills.

[quote]

[mrogowski]

girls are so fuckin dumb, and all they look for is money. haha most girls will sue you for everything you got just for callin them ugly. (ok that was lame, i know) but its the truth... and this is coming FROM A GIRL. haha

wait... huh wat

we have a girl here?! :confused:

[J31Bro]

Called Internet skills.



duznt werk on smart pplz.

[Spider Monkey]

wait... huh wat

we have a girl here?! :confused:

She's kidding bro.


[quote]

[Glock17]

Wuss.

I don't have time to play games with her, what if the court date comes up while im in the middle of something important?..I wish i could atleast deliver the check personally and get my dick sucked for doing the right thing. :icon14:

[mrogowski]

She's kidding bro.


[quote]

oh, thank goodness. thanks for clearing that up.

[mrogowski]

I don't have time to play games with her, what if the court date comes up while im in the middle of something important?..I wish i could atleast deliver the check personally and get my dick sucked for doing the right thing. :icon14:

now your thinking like a real man :grin3:

[Glock17]

now your thinking like a real man :grin3:

Then theres the gossip that guys are abusive towards their wives and shit, I see why they get slapped, punched and beat up.

[JimJ]

I don't have time to play games with her, what if the court date comes up while im in the middle of something important?..I wish i could atleast deliver the check personally and get my dick sucked for doing the right thing. :icon14:

Don't worry, you and something important will never meet up.

[mrogowski]

Then theres the gossip that guys are abusive towards their wives and shit, I see why they get slapped, punched and beat up.

as long as they swallow its all good.

[Glock17]

as long as they swallow its all good.

ndeed!

[UCP]

Spit, swallow, blow it out your nose.

It makes ZERO difference, just keep sucking even after I come and all is well.

[brynm]

She's kidding bro.




.

I was wondering why he had that there...

[J31Bro]

Don't worry, you and something important will never meet up.

:hahaha:

[atoz350]

Then theres the gossip that guys are abusive towards their wives and shit, I see why they get slapped, punched and beat up.

Well yeah.

[J31Bro]

Spit, swallow, blow it out your nose.

It makes ZERO difference, just keep sucking even after I come and all is well.

Keep going after arrival. I concur.

[Glock17]

Well yeah.

I should wipe my ass with the check then mail it off, then send a clear copy to the court.:keke:

[IamDeMan]

Bro, I can quote. You and DeMan haz some kind of trickery that won't let me quote you.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YntY1kyKo4o/SoyswanbudI/AAAAAAAAIy4/eCpjH1Wj62M/s320/notworthy.jpg

:troll:[quote]

[IamDeMan]

it worked for me the first time... i kind wish it hadnt....

What? I want more pictures. I want her to ONLY make posts like that from now on. [quote]

[atoz350]

I should wipe my ass with the check then mail it off, then send a clear copy to the court.:keke:

Send her doughnuts full of cum. It's obvious she's a porker and would eat them no question.

[IamDeMan]

Called Internet skills.


:hi5:[quote]

[jesus]

:laugh:

Now this makes more sense.

[Spider Monkey]

:hi5:

:domo:[quote]

[UCP]

:wave:

[_AnGeL_]

lulz @ tittle change.

[jesus]

lulz @ tittle change.

I see no tittles faggot

[crunk motherfucker]

dis what you get when you cant satisfy hos.

[_AnGeL_]

I see no tittles faggot

fuck yo spelling.

[atoz350]

dis what you get when you cant satisfy hos.

Or when you're broke, and fucking with broke hoes.