Me and the girl are fighting.

[atoz350]

I'm trying to piss her off as much as I can.

[Spider Monkey]

I'm trying to piss her off as much as I can.

lolz.

[Glock17]

Ignore her or get in your S8 and come back around 5am, that'll do it.

[Spider Monkey]

Break up imminent.

[atoz350]

Ignore her or get in your S8 and come back around 5am, that'll do it.

She left to go to the bank and wanted me to come with her. I stayed home out of spite.

[atoz350]

Break up imminent.

That won't happen. Maybe she'll stop talking to me though. Peace and quiet is what I'm after.

[Toasted1]

That won't happen. Maybe she'll stop talking to me though. Peace and quiet is what I'm after.

Word learning ways to work the system to get what you want :laugh:

[Twistedchild420]

Your doing it right...piss her off good

[Toasted1]

Fuck if your lucky she will get so pissed off she will sleep on the couch tonight! Bed to yourself FTW!

[Twistedchild420]

Whole buncha this^^^^

[atoz350]

Fuck if your lucky she will get so pissed off she will sleep on the couch tonight! Bed to yourself FTW!

That has actually happened once before.

[jesus]

Go back to your roots bro and beat her ass!

[Glock17]

Go back to your roots bro and beat her ass!

If he does that he'll be enjoying the a/c in the back of a crown vic.

[atoz350]

If he does that he'll be enjoying the a/c in the back of a crown vic.

Not true bro.

[slim8605]

Lol @ you trolling your gf

[atoz350]

Lol @ you trolling your gf

This shit is 24/7.

[Glock17]

I'm being truthful, I actually go into a fight with the chick and broke her bracelet, I used to get scratched up pretty bad at random, she started scratching me and i tried to hold her down, shit happens.:fyi:

[Toasted1]

I'm being truthful, I actually go into a fight with the chick and broke her bracelet, I used to get scratched up pretty bad at random, she started scratching me and i tried to hold her down, shit happens.:fyi:

You get an A&B for that bro?

[Glock17]

You get an A&B for that bro?

I wasted time dealing with useless pieces of shit.

[Toasted1]

At least you beat it yo, that's all that matters.

[Glock17]

At least you beat it yo, that's all that matters.

:keke:

[atoz350]

Aw shit. She came back home with lunch.

[6crnbnh]

Kick her ass...bitch needed straighten' out anyways. :fyi:

[atoz350]

I'm being truthful, I actually go into a fight with the chick and broke her bracelet, I used to get scratched up pretty bad at random, she started scratching me and i tried to hold her down, shit happens.:fyi:

The reason I said not true is because they drive Chargers here and its a little too cold for A/C.

[Spider Monkey]

Aw shit. She came back home with lunch.

Smack the bitch for bringing lunch 4 hours after noon.

[6crnbnh]

Smack the bitch for bringing lunch 4 hours after noon.

Fuckin' A, what the hell is wrong with her!?

[Glock17]

The reason I said not true is because they drive Chargers here and its a little too cold for A/C.

Just change my poast by putting heater and Charger in it. :wiggle:

[atoz350]

Smack the bitch for bringing lunch 4 hours after noon.

Well I didn't wake up until like 1:00 pm mountain time anyway, so she's about right on this one. I have to step it up a notch. One notch under abuse....

[atoz350]

Smack the bitch for bringing lunch 4 hours after noon.

Well I didn't wake up until like 1:00 pm mountain time anyway, so she's about right on this one. I have to step it up a notch. One notch under abuse....

Maybe I should call Rachel from liquidk's thread.

[Spider Monkey]

Maybe I should call Rachel from liquidk's thread.

You shouldn't be talking to 15 year olds bro.

[Glock17]

Aren't you suppose to be getting married Richard?

[atoz350]

You shouldn't be talking to 15 year olds bro.

17, would make for lolz

[Spider Monkey]

17, would make for lolz

No, 15. That's why the pictures were removed.

[6crnbnh]

ruh roh

[atoz350]

Aren't you suppose to be getting married Richard?

Who the hell came up with that lie?

[Glock17]

Who the hell came up with that lie?

I thought you told me a while back you were engaged, it might of been someone else idk.

[IamDeMan]

HMMM, me and the wife rarely get to this point because we both want peace and quiet when shit is slippin.

[Spider Monkey]

I thought you told me a while back you were engaged, it might of been someone else idk.

He said he "plans on marrying this girl". That doesn't mean anything.

I plan on marrying Charlize Theron but that doesn't mean I will.

[Glock17]

He said he "plans on marrying this girl". That doesn't mean anything.

I plan on marrying Charlize Theron but that doesn't mean I will.

IC, can i get that Cougars # that was laying on your Z?

[Spider Monkey]

IC, can i get that Cougars # that was laying on your Z?

Negative.

And I don't think she's old enough to be a Cougar bro. She's only 30 I think.

[Glock17]

Negative.

And I don't think she's old enough to be a Cougar bro. She's only 30 I think

You think?..How long did you date her?

[atoz350]

HMMM, me and the wife rarely get to this point because we both want peace and quiet when shit is slippin.

We aren't slippin. She's just talking too much.

[atoz350]

Okay, I just told her twin sister to go fuck herself.

I wonder if she'll get it?

[Glock17]

Okay, I just told her twin sister to go fuck herself.

I wonder if she'll get it?

I hope you can sleep in peace tonight bro.

[dirtysouth31]

http://img.moronail.net/img/7/3/2673.jpg




ask for it

[atoz350]

I hope you can sleep in peace tonight bro.

I always sleep in peace.

[Spider Monkey]

You think?..How long did you date her?

Date? The fuck? You mad trippin bro.

[Glock17]

Date? The fuck? You mad trippin bro.

So it was just a one night stand?

[Spider Monkey]

So it was just a one night stand?

I didn't do any standing bro.

[Glock17]

I didn't do any standing bro.

Joo r too funnah.

[JimJ]

I'm being truthful, I actually go into a fight with the chick and broke her bracelet, I used to get scratched up pretty bad at random, she started scratching me and i tried to hold her down, shit happens.:fyi:

That's why you pick a better safe word.

[jesus]

Someone should tell Glock that meaningless is one word. :fyi:

[Glock17]

Someone should tell Glock that meaningless is one word. :fyi:

Who said it wasn't? :P

[_AnGeL_]

Date? The fuck? You mad trippin bro.

So it was just a one night stand?

I didn't do any standing bro.

lollerblades

[atoz350]

So update. She thought it was funny that I told her sister to go fuck herself. Turns out she felt the same way. I tried to act moody and talk to her like a 2 year old. She took offense to it and storms out of the bedroom. Five minutes later, she comes back in and starts kissing all over me and calling me grumpy. The night ended with a BJ. Didn't Seinfeld have a show like this?

[UCP]

She mad because she's never seen the Audi you keep talking about?

[atoz350]

She mad because she's never seen the Audi you keep talking about?

She's driven it. And I don't talk about it. You guys do.

[rangerbabe]

hahahaha thats how most girls are... start a fight, stomp away, make up sex when we go to bed haha

[slim8605]

bj ftw

[atoz350]

hahahaha thats how most girls are... start a fight, stomp away, make up sex when we go to bed haha

I'm starting the fight. Follow along here!

[jesus]

I'm starting the fight. Follow along here!

She's right on target bro. Not a fucking clue.

[rangerbabe]

fuckkk youuu. i read it wrong.

[atoz350]

fuckkk youuu. i read it wrong.

It's all good. We are both against gambling. I played the Powerball today. Bought 160 tickets.

[rangerbabe]

hahahahha damnnn

[Superlifted06FX4]

hahahaha thats how most girls are... start a fight, stomp away, make up sex when we go to bed haha

idk who the fuck your talkin about... you never done that with m...

[rangerbabe]

idk who the fuck your talkin about... you never done that with m...

weve had makeup sex before... just not before bed... i was stating a point, thats what girls do... stop ruinin it lol jk.

[atoz350]

HEY! You two! Get a room!

[rangerbabe]

hahahah hes sleeping right now :( haha

[atoz350]

hahahah hes sleeping right now :( haha

I can't be mean to my girl. She's too fucking nice. :-)

[rangerbabe]

hahaha not many guys would say that. haha. thats cute though lol

[jmanpc]

This thread is giving me ideas. :fyi:

[Snowboarder117]

every time i see rangerbabe post I just remember how she looks.....
:puke:

[atoz350]

This thread is giving me ideas. :fyi:

This is George Costanza shit.

[jmanpc]

If I get my gf mad, then just rape her, she'll think its hot :fyi:

[atoz350]

My girl just thinks if I'm acting mad, I must be mad. Since I'm normally nice, she must've done something to make me mad. Head will fix it.

[misfit343]

My girl just thinks if I'm acting mad, I must be mad. Since I'm normally nice, she must've done something to make me mad. Head will fix it.

genius!

[atoz350]

genius!

Yeah, It can't be used too often, or else she'll just think I'm an asshole.

[misfit343]

Yeah, It can't be used too often, or else she'll just think I'm an asshole.

lmao, thats where i went wrong!

[Superlifted06FX4]

every time i see rangerbabe post I just remember how she looks.....
:puke:

suck it nigger

[atoz350]

Well I just finished checking these lottery tickets. Didn't win a damn thing.

[Pop Da Hatch]

now you can cry while you masterbait on them.