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Porch Monkey
04-14-2010, 10:07 PM
You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock. :fyi:

I'm gonna wear your nuts as cuff links!
Porch Monkey
04-14-2010, 10:25 PM
Waiting > this pos
slim8605
04-14-2010, 10:27 PM
Wait.. so what does a second cock feel like?
Porch Monkey
04-14-2010, 10:27 PM
broken ribs
atoz350
04-14-2010, 10:27 PM
Just had 24 grand in my pocket earlier. It is now a cashier's check. And yes, it did feel like a third cock with balls.
Snowboarder117
04-14-2010, 11:08 PM
Just had 24 grand in my pocket earlier. It is now a cashier's check. And yes, it did feel like a third cock with balls.

pics or it didn't happen.


if i had 24 grand in my pocked i would shape it to look like a cock.
jesus
04-14-2010, 11:45 PM
pics or it didn't happen.


if i had 24 grand in my pocket i would spend it all on cock.

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Snowboarder117
04-14-2010, 11:49 PM
.

thanks i type the wrong things all the time.
atoz350
04-14-2010, 11:50 PM
pics or it didn't happen.


if i had 24 grand in my pocked i would shape it to look like a cock.

Dude, it's a fricken down payment on a house. I don't just throw money around all willy nilly.
Randy Savage
04-14-2010, 11:51 PM
Waiting > this pos

I didn't think it was that bad..my fav part was meatdrapes
Snowboarder117
04-14-2010, 11:57 PM
Dude, it's a fricken down payment on a house. I don't just throw money around all willy nilly.

well you did buy an S8
Porch Monkey
04-15-2010, 11:46 AM
I didn't think it was that bad..my fav part was meatdrapes
yen and dollars, it's still dollars dumbfuck!
Randy Savage
04-15-2010, 11:52 AM
Cleon Salmon: Who is Guy... Meatdrapes? What kind of name is that?
Guy: It's, um, it's Metdrapedes, sir. It's Greek.
Cleon Salmon: I think you're pronouncing it wrong. This says Meatdrapes.
Guy: It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes.
Cleon Salmon: Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it? Meatdrapes.
kurnlesbiskuits
07-14-2010, 05:45 PM
Watched plenty of times in the past couple months. Hilarious.

"I am so sorry, but her soupface scared the shit out of me."
Hairyballzonya
07-14-2010, 05:48 PM
Just had 24 grand in my pocket earlier. It is now a cashier's check. And yes, it did feel like a third cock with balls.

Have fun with the feds watching you for the next month. If you bring in or leave a financial institution with over 10 grand a CTR report is sent to the feds and they are in our biz for a while.
Spider Monkey
07-14-2010, 05:51 PM
Have fun with the feds watching you for the next month. If you bring in or leave a financial institution with over 10 grand a CTR report is sent to the feds and they are in our biz for a while.

Oh please. Some of us transact well over that number in the daily bro.
icpurplepplalot
07-14-2010, 05:55 PM
404: Funny not found in this movie...
ngsm13
07-14-2010, 05:59 PM
Wat moobie?

nG
kurnlesbiskuits
07-14-2010, 06:13 PM
Wat moobie?

nG

Slammin Salmon, dood
Twistedchild420
07-15-2010, 01:11 AM
I wanna see that show
StrangleHoes
07-15-2010, 02:39 AM
http://www.56.com/u67/v_NTEwNjQ2OTY.html 98 Min 25 Sec. Yes there are subtitles
StrangleHoes
07-15-2010, 03:09 AM
"Tell him I want the Emperor Suite or I'm gonna shove his ass up his ass"
StrangleHoes
07-15-2010, 04:02 AM
"Damn they all look the same. What did you do, fuck a Xerox machine?" lol
Hairyballzonya
07-15-2010, 09:06 AM
Oh please. Some of us transact well over that number in the daily bro.

Not with cash bro.
Spider Monkey
07-15-2010, 10:33 AM
Not with cash bro.

You don't know.
J31Bro
07-15-2010, 11:40 AM
Slammin' Salmon was funny. It's everywhere.. but funny.
lazyrider
07-15-2010, 02:50 PM
That movie is freaking hilarious
Hairyballzonya
07-15-2010, 03:09 PM
You don't know.

Pretty sure I do bro.