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jesus
04-15-2010, 05:11 PM
It was in my front yard. I grabbed my camera and ran back out. Holy Jesus Fuck I suck at shooting video of critters. :laugh:

I didn't do much editing to make sure you guys recognize the fail that is me. Also at the end you get to meet the fail that my children also seem to exhibit. Noticing a pattern here?

Shovel smacking $4k in camera equipment = Good times

http://www.vimeo.com/10964478
jesus
04-15-2010, 05:13 PM
inb4mowurfuckingyard

I just mowed bitch.
Spider Monkey
04-15-2010, 05:15 PM
Wait, you let it go?
jesus
04-15-2010, 05:15 PM
By accident. My kids are now playing in the back yard. :laugh:
Glock17
04-15-2010, 05:19 PM
How old are you Jpex?...I'm 19 and have seen my fair share of snakes.
jesus
04-15-2010, 05:20 PM
27
o. l. t.
04-15-2010, 05:21 PM
snakes are the devil
jesus
04-15-2010, 05:21 PM
Let me rephrase that.

I saw my first snake not in a fish tank today.
Glock17
04-15-2010, 05:23 PM
27

IC.
_AnGeL_
04-15-2010, 05:23 PM
you shouldve thrown your camera at it.
Captain Ahab
04-15-2010, 05:26 PM
Glad that Thamnophis made it away safely before you savages harmed it.
jesus
04-15-2010, 05:32 PM
Glad that Thamnophis made it away safely before you savages harmed it.

Yupp. We stick to killing things people actually enjoy watching, like Bambi.
SyKo13
04-15-2010, 06:13 PM
So, I saw no snake, I saw blurry grass though, lots of it

+8 on your child smacking teh camera with teh shovel, made me lol irl
Hairyballzonya
04-15-2010, 06:20 PM
Croikes that is a trowser snake, indiginous to areas like your wifes twat and butthole.
Tiger Bass
04-15-2010, 07:44 PM
How old are you Jpex?...I'm 19 and have seen my fair share of trouser snakes.
Doesn't surprise me.
Tiger Bass
04-15-2010, 07:45 PM
Glad that Thamnophis made it away safely before you savages harmed it.
This, minus the stupid fancy word for "snake"
tapout
04-15-2010, 07:52 PM
Croikes that is a trowser snake, indiginous to areas like your wifes twat and butthole.

This got as many lulz as vid.
ragar31
04-15-2010, 09:31 PM
It was just a Garter snake, completely harmless and make good pets
IamDeMan
04-16-2010, 07:45 AM
Just leave snakes alone. I like knowing they are patrolling my perimeter. They keep the rats and other BS away.
Spider Monkey
04-16-2010, 10:54 AM
Just leave snakes alone. I like knowing they are patrolling my perimeter. They keep the rats and other BS away.

Must suck to have to worry about rats and shit.
Randy Savage
04-16-2010, 10:58 AM
Jesus Christ you suck dick at holding a camera steady.

I feel like I just witnessed a first-person epileptic seizure.
jesus
04-16-2010, 11:04 AM
Jesus Christ you suck dick at holding a camera steady.

I feel like I just witnessed a first-person epileptic seizure.

:laugh:
Jamesypoo
04-16-2010, 11:11 AM
FUCK THAT.
Captain Ahab
04-16-2010, 11:38 AM
This, minus the stupid fancy word for "snake"
Its a genus, brah.

I have a Herpetology lab final in an hour and I gotta show off, ya know?
It was just a Garter snake, completely harmless and make good pets

Ribbon snake.
IamDeMan
04-16-2010, 11:55 AM
Must suck to have to worry about rats and shit.

Rodents are everywhere douchenozzle. However , when you are butted up against reserves, there are even more things to worry about.
Spider Monkey
04-16-2010, 11:56 AM
Rodents are everywhere douchenozzle. However , when you are butted up against reserves, there are even more things to worry about.

Not true.
IamDeMan
04-16-2010, 11:58 AM
Not true.

Indeed it is. Just because you don't see them does not mean they are not around.
Spider Monkey
04-16-2010, 11:58 AM
Indeed it is. Just because you don't see them does not mean they are not around.

On the contrary. That's exactly what it means.
IamDeMan
04-16-2010, 11:58 AM
However, you are entitled to falsely believe that you have found the golden place to live. It does not bother me that you have a delusional bubble you walk around with bro.
_AnGeL_
04-16-2010, 11:58 AM
Indeed it is. Just because you don't see them does not mean they are not around.

like black ppl at night....
_AnGeL_
04-16-2010, 11:59 AM
However, you are entitled to falsely believe that you have found the golden place to live. It does not bother me that you have a delusional bubble you walk around with bro.

bubble boy, lol.
Spider Monkey
04-16-2010, 12:00 PM
However, you are entitled to falsely believe that you have found the golden place to live. It does not bother me that you have a delusional bubble you walk around with bro.

Uh bro, this place is so golden, that's what they call the state. Hell if I wanted, I could probably find gold on my pool. We use gold for sand in California.
IamDeMan
04-16-2010, 12:01 PM
Uh bro, this place is so golden, that's what they call the state. Hell if I wanted, I could probably find gold on my pool. We use gold for sand in California.

Your delusions can be entertaining at times. Fact is the Chinese took all your gold and now your state is broke.
Spider Monkey
04-16-2010, 12:01 PM
Your delusions can be entertaining at times. Fact is the Chinese took all your gold and now your state is broke.

Impossible. We pushed all of the Chinese off of cliffs after we forced them to build the railroads out here so we wouldn't have to pay them.

Fact.

Look it up.
Twistedchild420
04-16-2010, 12:02 PM
Nice clarity on the cam....i might have asked before but what editing software?
IamDeMan
04-16-2010, 12:04 PM
Impossible. We pushed all of the Chinese off of cliffs after we forced them to build the railroads out here so we wouldn't have to pay them.

Fact.

Look it up.
That was earlier. You all managed to piss it away and are living on credit. I shouldn't say the Asians own all of the property though. I know a large chunk of you douchenozzles just couldn't keep your asses out of Las Vegas and handed a shit ton of dough to the midwest bosses.

Thanks.
Spider Monkey
04-16-2010, 12:05 PM
That was earlier. You all managed to piss it away and are living on credit. I shouldn't say the Asians own all of the property though. I know a large chunk of you douchenozzles just couldn't keep your asses out of Las Vegas and handed a shit ton of dough to the midwest bosses.

Thanks.

None of those people are on my level though. They were probably all transplants from gay ass states in the midwest.

Hell, I shit gold in the morning.
IamDeMan
04-16-2010, 12:06 PM
None of those people are on my level though. They were probably all transplants from gay ass states in the midwest.

Hell, I shit gold in the morning.I was talking about your state, not you. Last I checked your name wasn't California.
Spider Monkey
04-16-2010, 12:07 PM
I was talking about your state, not you. Last I checked your name wasn't California.

Like I give a shit about this state. You have any idea how many liberals live here?
Captain Ahab
04-16-2010, 12:25 PM
Yeah that was some great video. Impressive quality.
jesus
04-16-2010, 12:27 PM
Nice clarity on the cam....i might have asked before but what editing software?

I just did that in Sony Vegas real quick. It was shot in 60p and then dropped to 30p so motion-blur is excessive.
Twistedchild420
04-16-2010, 12:35 PM
I just did that in Sony Vegas real quick. It was shot in 60p and then dropped to 30p so motion-blur is excessive.

Ahhhh...i see...i had Vegas...lost it on a system crash...have been using Pinnacle Studio 14 HD as of late