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silvercookie
04-26-2010, 09:00 AM
In light of my recent hearings, i figured i would start up a thread of all the bullshit stories i have heard. Feel free to share.
These stories all come from the same kid.
Here he is http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/jmilone1?ref=ts
He owns a 09 Mitsubishi Lancer. 2.4l front wheel drive automatic 6 speed.
He has said he let a mustang take off from a light, only for him to pass it doing 96 mph in first gear and beat it.
He has said he had a hard time shaking a ferrari on a open straight road.
He said his car does 0-60 in 5.5 seconds, and 4.5 if it was a manual.
Me and my friend timed it. It does 0-60 in 9.5 seconds.
We also timed my WRX which has 2 exhaust leaks and a bad egt sensor and a shitty egt sensor reading. it was 7.5. also add on ~100 pounds for my audio + tools in my trunk.
His version of doing donut's is just driving in circles not pulling the e-brake.
He said he did 120mph around a ~55* turn.
He also said he has the same exact suspension that the EVO X has.
He said that adding Rain guards to the windows and sunroof increase aerodynamics, there fore increasing your 0-60 speed.
He said that he was doing 90 and slammed on his breaks and stopped in less than 110 feet.
When i was looking under his hood, he pointed to his spark plugs and said that they were his direct port injection injectors.
Now for the kicker.
If you park the wrong way. ie: your tire is a little over the parking line into another spot or your car is a little crooked, he will key your whole car, from front to back.
If he is extremely jealous of your car, he will key it from front to back.
He keyed a brand new 09 335i. The owner found out he did it, then punched him in the face. The kid Joe then called public safety for the college and got the kid put on probation.
This is the kid that also talks shit about EVERYONE and EVERYONE elses car, but is too much of a pussy to say it to the persons face.
He also insisted that subaru's arent real rally cars just because the STI's come with 2.5l motors and not 2.0l motors.
Please feel free to add him and talk a shit load of shit to him.
Post up your stories.
Bro, once you get over 18, nobody cares.
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 09:03 AM
Bro, once you get over 18, nobody cares.
the sad thing is, he is 18 and will be 19 in a month.
grassroots
04-26-2010, 09:04 AM
sounds like you mad.
fuck him... no need to obsess over an idiot. he will soon be forgotten...
the sad thing is, he is 18 and will be 19 in a month.
I meant you :fyi:
IamDeMan
04-26-2010, 09:05 AM
the sad thing is, he is 18 and will be 19 in a month.
Then stop fucking caring and more importantly, fuck your god damn HS drama in the cage. It needs more barely legal female content for the pedo leghumpers and/or more milf/cougar content to satisfy the older crowd and last but not least more drug/alcohol content for all the morons that hate pussy.
IamDeMan
04-26-2010, 09:06 AM
I meant you :fyi:
DING
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 09:07 AM
sounds like you mad.
fuck him... no need to obsess over an idiot. he will soon be forgotten...
im not mad at all lol. it is hilarious to me.
I meant you :fyi:
i am 18? i dont understand.
Then stop fucking caring and more importantly, fuck your god damn HS drama in the cage. It needs more barely legal female content for the pedo leghumpers and/or more milf/cougar content to satisfy the older crowd and last but not least more drug/alcohol content for all the morons that hate pussy.
im in college?
Glock17
04-26-2010, 09:07 AM
Then stop fucking caring and more importantly, fuck your god damn HS drama in the cage. It needs more barely legal female content for the pedo leghumpers and/or more milf/cougar content to satisfy the older crowd and last but not least more drug/alcohol content for all the morons that hate pussy.
Damn i like the way you think.
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 09:08 AM
WHAT THE FUCK. GLOCK AGREES WITH DeMan?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Glock17
04-26-2010, 09:10 AM
WHAT THE FUCK. GLOCK AGREES WITH DeMan?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Thats my pumpkin pie, how can i not agree?
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 09:16 AM
and im guessing he put his favorite filling in you.
Glock17
04-26-2010, 09:18 AM
and im guessing he put his favorite filling in you.
How did you know this?
Jamesypoo
04-26-2010, 09:19 AM
Thats my pumpkin pie, how can i not agree?
and im guessing he put his favorite filling in you.
Or pumpkin.
IamDeMan
04-26-2010, 09:27 AM
im not mad at all lol. it is hilarious to me.
i am 18? i dont understand.
im in college?
Was just a guess. Either way, LMAO.
slim8605
04-26-2010, 09:50 AM
Bro, the 2.4 GTS is faster and handles better than the Evo X. And with the CVT tranny it shifts 100 times faster than a GSR X could ever think about. I've beaten Porsches and Vipers in my GTS up to 100mph with only a K&N drop in air filter. I kinda believe his 110ft stopping distance. Our stock Brembos are pretty good. 100mph to 0 is around 115ft-118ft.
Tell your boy to join www.mybullshitrice.com so we can swap stories.
Spider Monkey
04-26-2010, 10:08 AM
More details on these hearings you mention please.
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 10:11 AM
More details on these hearings you mention please.
what details do you need?
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 10:12 AM
Bro, the 2.4 GTS is faster and handles better than the Evo X. And with the CVT tranny it shifts 100 times faster than a GSR X could ever think about. I've beaten Porsches and Vipers in my GTS up to 100mph with only a K&N drop in air filter. I kinda believe his 110ft stopping distance. Our stock Brembos are pretty good. 100mph to 0 is around 115ft-118ft.
Tell your boy to join www.mybullshitrice.com so we can swap stories.
bro if he heard that he might suck your dick.
ill definitly tell him.
fbi90909
04-26-2010, 10:15 AM
K
Spider Monkey
04-26-2010, 10:15 AM
what details do you need?
All of them.
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 10:16 AM
All of them.
i dont know what details you are looking for?
slim8605
04-26-2010, 10:18 AM
bro if he heard that he might suck your dick.
ill definitly tell him.
I'd let him suck it :fyi:
...as I rip the ebrake to drift circles around mustangs.
Glock17
04-26-2010, 10:21 AM
I'd let him suck it :fyi:
...as I rip the ebrake to drift circles around mustangs.
Then i could rip the ebrake of 661HP's of SL65 around joo.
slim8605
04-26-2010, 10:23 AM
Then i could rip ebrake of 661HP's of SL65 around joo.
Then I'd have to get out my Camry and just aim it at your little SL65. It'll take care of the rest of the work on its own.
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 10:25 AM
I'd let him suck it :fyi:
...as I rip the ebrake to drift circles around mustangs.
drift with a FWD car. oh yea.
Glock17
04-26-2010, 10:25 AM
Then I'd have to get out my Camry and just aim it at your little SL65. It'll take care of the rest of the work on its own.
It'd be cool it i had one for a week, I'd have tickets galore or the rents picking out a casket for me. :azn:
slim8605
04-26-2010, 10:27 AM
drift with a FWD car. oh yea.
Don't doubt my skill bro. I'm a BEAST with my right hand.
It'd be cool it i had one for a week, I'd have tickets galore or the rents picking out a casket for me. :azn:
You are worse than me when it comes to tickets lol. How the hell do you still have a license?
Glock17
04-26-2010, 10:30 AM
Don't doubt my skill bro. I'm a BEAST with my right hand.
You are worse than me when it comes to tickets lol. How the hell do you still have a license?
I don't even know myself, I went to court a while back and the Judge dismissed like 3-4 tickets, so that has given me some breathing room.
slim8605
04-26-2010, 10:31 AM
I should move back to GA. I got two tickets here and lost my fucking license.
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 10:32 AM
the amount of gay radiating from your vehicle attracts all the cops and gives them boner's to write you a ticket for immeasurable amounts of gayness radiating from a vehicle.
Glock17
04-26-2010, 10:34 AM
I should move back to GA. I got two tickets here and lost my fucking license.
Most of mine were from when i drive out of state and come back tired, one time i stopped on the freeway to piss and a Navigator passed me, can you believe i caught back up with the truck 5-7 miles down the road. :azn:
Glock17
04-26-2010, 10:46 AM
the amount of gay radiating from your vehicle attracts all the cops and gives them boner's to write you a ticket for immeasurable amounts of gayness radiating from a vehicle.
Try and pass a W221 4matic on the freeway in your pos Subaru, I will hand your ass to you. :wiggle:
slim8605
04-26-2010, 10:46 AM
Most of mine were from when i drive out of state and come back tired, one time i stopped on the freeway to piss and a Navigator passed me, can you believe i caught back up with the truck 5-7 miles down the road. :azn:
With your driving record I definitely believe it. I don't spend out of state like I used to. After getting clocked by a fucking helicopter I'm a little more cautious now. I only speed if I know the area. I haven't had a speeding ticket in two years now.
silvercookie
04-26-2010, 10:53 AM
Try and pass a W221 4matic on the freeway in your pos Subaru, I will hand your ass to you. :wiggle:
wtf is a w221?
slim8605
04-26-2010, 10:54 AM
S class benz..
Try and pass a W221 4matic on the freeway in your pos Subaru, I will hand your ass to you. :wiggle:
Most of mine were from when i drive out of state and come back tired,
Really, now?
Jamesypoo
04-26-2010, 11:24 AM
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