The Powerade finally paid off.:(

[Glock17]

I must've downed 6-7 bottles late yesterday afternoon, And yeah i wet the bed for the first time in 6+ years...:azn:

[MR.Crunk]

bro aint gonna lie. same shit happened to me about 2 months ago, i went and bought a new mattress lol

[Glock17]

bro aint gonna lie. same shit happened to me about 2 months ago, i went and bought a new mattress lol

I dreamed i went for a jog and stopped to piss, I guess it started getting good to me in my dream so i just kept going, I took the queen size set out of the guest room.

[toasted1]

You want to be green someday you are going to have to step up your game from this weak shit :fyi:

[Glock17]

You want to be green someday you are going to have to step up your game from this weak shit :fyi:

I don't know about Mass. but it gets awfully hot here. and when it gets hot i usually start drinking more fluids because i'm forever outside walking my dogs or planting in moms garden. the quick fix to this is to decrease my fluid intake and take a good piss after i shower then go to bed.

[Tiger Bass]

Telling people you pissed your bed <> Crunk

[Pop Da Hatch]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/44feb27-wtf.jpg

[Glock17]

Telling people you pissed your bed <> Crunk

I'm not ashamed at all. nor have anything to hide.

[evildave101]

Glock pisses the bed and plants flowers ITT

lulz

[Glock17]

Glock pisses the bed and plants flowers ITT

lulz

Wonderful isn't it?

[evildave101]

depends..

[toasted1]

don't gets abused by teenage girls :keke:

Only a matter of time before you put it all together and see the big picture of what's going on.

[Glock17]

don't gets abused by teenage girls :keke:

Only a matter of time before you put it all together and see the big picture of what's going on.

Keep me posted on whats going on. :icon14:

[brynm]

depends..

Get some!

http://www.motleycollegefootball.com/Images/BobbyDepends.jpg

[Glock17]

Get some!

http://www.motleycollegefootball.com/Images/BobbyDepends.jpg

Mehh no need. just had too many fluids that day.

[hoss]

I remember a while back when [you] sent me a text message about being so drunk they crapped their bed :laugh:

[tapout]

indeed. I got that one as well.

[Snowboarder117]

i wish i was cool enough to piss my bed....

[ryl515]

went to the bar friday night and everything was goin great.

next thing i know i wake up in my bed, naked, in my own piss... and i had a flat tire. apparently i drive over sharp things when im drunk?

[97gp]

went to the bar friday night and everything was goin great.

next thing i know i wake up in my bed, naked, in my own piss... and i had a flat tire. apparently i drive over sharp things when im drunk?

Story would be complete if there was a dead hooker in the trunk.

[fbi90909]

I remember a while back when [you] sent me a text message about being so drunk they crapped their bed :laugh:


indeed. I got that one as well.

:(

[conversehtnut]

I remember a while back when [you] sent me a text message about being so drunk they crapped their bed :laugh:

indeed. I got that one as well.

shhh. no one is supposed to kno about that bb

:crap:

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Pissing in your dream leads to pissing for real. Luckily I haven't done it in a while. Bound to happen when I get completely shitfaced one night.

A few bitches that I hang out with have problems with drunk pissing. Closets, cabinets, behind curtains. My buddy a few weeks ago pissed in my oven. This girl that I used to fuck around with pissed on some dudes laptop last year.

[icpurplepplalot]

I remember a while back when [you] sent me a text message about being so drunk they crapped their bed :laugh:

indeed. I got that one as well.

What the fuck guys? Yall promised not to tell anyone :(

Shit happens I guess :shrug:

[Echo42987]

This is the best Glock thread yet.......win

[Echo42987]

I remember a while back when [you] sent me a text message about being so drunk they crapped their bed :laugh:

indeed. I got that one as well.

icwhatudidthere

[dcmcki]

The next time your mommy tucks you in at night she needs to make sure your diaper is on tight.:fyi:






























Faggot.

[Glock17]

The next time your mommy tucks you in at night she needs to make sure your diaper is on tight.:fyi:

Faggot.

Atleast i do have a Mom and dad :fyi:

[Dirty Joe]

yay im popular now

[slim8605]

I remember a while back when [you] sent me a text message about being so drunk they crapped their bed :laugh:

icwhatudidthere

.

[IamDeMan]

http://www.trymynuts.com/images/products/pee%20300.jpg

[rangerbabe]

I remember a while back when [you] sent me a text message about being so drunk they crapped their bed :laugh:

damn how many people did i send that to? :crap:
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[Glock17]

I'd like to give Rangerbabe a golden shower.

[rangerbabe]

I'd like to give Rangerbabe a golden shower.

no thanks, ill pass ;)

[fbi90909]

Hoss trolled us all. lol bastard.

[hoss]

Your'e welcome :)

[Porch Monkey]

One day in a nursing home, old Mr. Smith goes up to a candy striper and says, "My penis died."

Deciding to humor him, the girl says "Oh, poor baby. I'm sorry to hear that."

Two days later the girl is making her rounds and sees Mr. Smith wandering the halls with his frank and beans hanging out.

"Mr. Smith!" she cries. "I thought you said your penis had died!"

"It did. Today's the viewing."

[_AnGeL_]

icwuthossdidthar.

[Echo42987]

Hoss trolled us all. lol bastard.

I must've missed it..........:mad: