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Toasted1
03-26-2009, 08:28 PM
Know I will probably get bashed for this but I was wondering if anyone else does this for their GF/wife? She does not ask for much so I figured a Christmas stocking and Easter Basket is nothing compared to her having to deal with my minuscule penis and pre-mature ejaculation issues year round.
fbi90909
03-26-2009, 08:29 PM
i has no women. :/
wasted ink
03-26-2009, 08:48 PM
I probably would if I had a gf at the time. Brownie points FTW.
Phantom240
03-26-2009, 08:48 PM
If by "make" and "Easter basket" do you mean "give" and "STD", respectively, yes.
evildave101
03-26-2009, 08:48 PM
my woman was raised in the jehova cult so she dont really care about hollidays, FTW
Phantom240
03-26-2009, 08:49 PM
lol Jehovah's witnesses. That's almost as bad as mormons.
evildave101
03-26-2009, 08:50 PM
shes not in the cult anymore, but she still dont really give a shit about the hollidays
hoss
03-26-2009, 09:26 PM
i has no women. :/
You are better off
I probably would if I had a gf at the time. Brownie points FTW.
You has no clue...
If by "make" and "Easter basket" do you mean "give" and "STD", respectively, yes.

I like where your head is at
IDSkot
03-26-2009, 10:01 PM
lol Jehovah's witnesses. That's almost as bad as mormons.

Worse. They knock on your door...
Volpone
03-26-2009, 10:14 PM
Nope. Don't celebrate Easter.
hoss
03-26-2009, 10:41 PM
Nope. Don't celebrate Easter.

I love you
Alcoholic
03-26-2009, 10:50 PM
I don't has a lady. What is this lady you speak of?
IamDeMan
03-27-2009, 07:30 AM
My wife makes her own Easter basket because she knows that shit aint gonna make itself.
IamDeMan
03-27-2009, 07:31 AM
Nope. Don't celebrate Easter.

We don't in the religious sense as we are atheist. However, she loves decorating, so any excuse to do so works for her.
Spider Monkey
03-27-2009, 10:14 AM
No, but I do plan on playing hide the easter egg in her.
Phantom240
03-27-2009, 03:16 PM
No, but I do plan on playing hide the easter egg in her.

Don't you mean your personal army plans on finding her easter egg?
Hmm?:biggerGrin:

Worse. They knock on your door...
Mormons knock on the door...
fanninator
03-27-2009, 06:58 PM
nah, she will be alright...but i am liking this idea. go for the kill man. gonorrhea is about the best present any woman could ever get!!

If by "make" and "Easter basket" do you mean "give" and "STD", respectively, yes.
Spider Monkey
03-27-2009, 07:08 PM
Don't you mean your personal army plans on finding her easter egg?
Hmm?:biggerGrin:


Mormons knock on the door...

FUCK THAT!

I am in no way able to take care of another right now. I don't love anything outside of myself or my Jeep.
Rashaddd
03-28-2009, 10:09 AM
My wife makes her own Easter basket because she knows that shit aint gonna make itself.

word
CodenameTBB
03-28-2009, 12:10 PM
My wife don't care so much. We just get something small for the kids and cook a nice dinner and that is about it.