Today is Going to Get The Fuck On

[Spider Monkey]

That is all.

[tapout]

2 hours and 40 minutes y0

[Spider Monkey]

2 hours 30 minutes and counting.

[hoss]

Wat?

[Tiger Bass]

The Hossauge avatar was funnier with the little dude.

[Spider Monkey]

Wat?

The fuck on. Crunk. Totally Tubular Do0d.

It will go from bad ass BBQ lunch with crew, to liquor store, to house for enjoyment of drunken evening with sex hole and cake. At the same time most likely.

[hoss]

I liked that one too.

[hoss]

Don't get cake in the sex hole. Or do, I don't remember which is appropriate in this circumstance.

[slim8605]

I like where this is going..

[Spider Monkey]

Don't get cake in the sex hole. Or do, I don't remember which is appropriate in this circumstance.

In this circumstance, there will cake hole removal tecniques explored.

[hoss]

Sounds painful...

[Tiger Bass]

Who says painful can't be fun?

[Spider Monkey]

Sounds painful...

Today is my day. It belongs to me. I can do what ever I want.

[Spider Monkey]

1.5 hours to go....

[Tiger Bass]

I'll have a drink for you.

[Spider Monkey]

nDeed. And drinks are on the house tonight. That is how we roll on my day.

[hoss]

Who says painful can't be fun?

No one... You think what I did to my penis wasnt painful? And I have fun with it.

[Tiger Bass]

No one... You think what I did to my penis wasnt painful? And I have fun with it.
Does it actually increase sensitivity or pleasure during sex? How do most girls react to it?

[hoss]

It increased sensitivity for me at first, but you get used to it pretty quick.

Girls like it, hits all the right spots. It is occasionally fun to take it out and it feels different, but the new jewelry I am unable to take out on my own :(

[Spider Monkey]

Hey, enough about the penis. This thread is about my day.

[hoss]

Your day is all about my penis :fyi:

[Tiger Bass]

It increased sensitivity for me at first, but you get used to it pretty quick.

Girls like it, hits all the right spots. It is occasionally fun to take it out and it feels different, but the new jewelry I am unable to take out on my own :(
huh?

[hoss]

What part confuses you?

[hoss]

Oh, nevermind, I see you bolded it...

It is a CBR, and the ball fits very tightly, I cant get it out by hand. And the ring is too thick to be able to bend it so it fits looser.

[Spider Monkey]

1 hour to go before I :poof:

[hoss]

pewpandexplode?

[Spider Monkey]

I go poofs

[hoss]

oic.

[IamDeMan]

Teh beer taste good right meow, wtf are you waiting for?

[Spider Monkey]

Teh beer taste good right meow, wtf are you waiting for?

11:30 reservations. :crap:

[hoss]

You cant drink before your reservation?

[Spider Monkey]

Noes. That would be a bad example and you know I'm all about setting a good example.

[hoss]

You are?

[Spider Monkey]

Of course. Look at my exemplary track record.

[hoss]

You are happily employed by kicker...

[Spider Monkey]

And always will to help out the little ones.

[Spider Monkey]

30 minutes and counting...

[Spider Monkey]

10 MINUTES!

[Spider Monkey]

Part 1 and 2 of GET THE FUCK ON night are now done.

Lunch at a smokehouse (yes DeMan, West Coasters don't know shit about smokehouses but we don't fucking care). The guiness was good and soo was the roast beef vagina bun.

Internet was fixed after the guy found out I was a black hole o the webs. He had to pull two new lines from the street and now I'm THE FUCK ON.

Stage three will happen in a few hours. Gotta get crunk first.

[Spider Monkey]

Wait, it might have been a tri-tip? What do you dip in ajew sauce?

[hoss]

Roast beef. And its Au ju :fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

Thank you honey. Stick around. I has a thread you will want to partake in.