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Snowboarder117
05-29-2010, 07:26 PM
You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona, who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well.......... SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!

Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!

Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs.. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.

The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows.

The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78.

The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals.

I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand..

He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer. It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it later. We have six trees in our yard from the Prison.

Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote.
Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border. He's kind of a 'Git-R Dun' kind of Sheriff.

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO

HE IS THE MARICOPA, ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF

AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) who created the 'Tent City Jail':
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights, cut off all but 'G' movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV Until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV For jails so he hooked up cable TV again only letting In The Disney Channel and The Weather Channel.

When asked why the weather channel, He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs.

He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton...... If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back.'


More On The Arizona Sheriff:

With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports:
About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.

Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.

'It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,' Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. 'It's Inhumane.'

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic.. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: 'It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear,
But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes,So Shut Your Mouths!'

Way To Go, Sheriff!

Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.


:grin3:

slim8605
05-29-2010, 07:56 PM
I like this Joe guy.

SiZcO
05-29-2010, 08:09 PM
same

Snowboarder117
05-29-2010, 08:10 PM
he does work....i mean gets work done!!!

son

pl8er
05-29-2010, 08:16 PM
old, but always fun to read

IamDeMan
05-30-2010, 05:39 AM
old, but always fun to read

The buses to haul illegals back is new to me.

Tiger Bass
05-30-2010, 08:18 AM
I approve.

maddskillzz
05-30-2010, 08:54 AM
i dont approve of all the pink... pink could be getting the gay inmates aroused in turn increasing the amount of surprise buttsecks
no means no

Goremageddon
05-30-2010, 09:05 AM
u must not have watched the show on the powers of color. pink has been proven to do a lot towards decreasing a lot of negative emotions and behaviors. study you must.

atoz350
05-30-2010, 09:06 AM
u must not have watched the show on the powers of color. pink has been proven to do a lot towards decreasing a lot of negative emotions and behaviors. study you must.

I know when I see pink, all negative emotions are reduced.

misfit343
05-30-2010, 09:30 AM
Joe is my hero, lol

Captain Ahab
05-30-2010, 09:44 AM
Joe is a badass

I approve.

JimJ
05-30-2010, 10:04 AM
I could deal with wearing pink and watching the Weather Channel 24/7, but taking away coffee is just too much.

DUSSIN
05-30-2010, 11:11 AM
Joe saves money.

undeadxsunshine
05-30-2010, 12:25 PM
legit sheriff

J31Bro
05-30-2010, 12:25 PM
Cool thread.

Snowboarder117
05-30-2010, 12:27 PM
i like the tags

jmanpc
05-30-2010, 12:48 PM
Sheriff win

evildave101
05-30-2010, 01:23 PM
thats how we roll

J31Bro
05-30-2010, 04:07 PM
Joe saves money.

legit sheriff

i like the tags

Sheriff win

thats how we roll

Cool thread.
.

Snowboarder117
05-30-2010, 04:21 PM
thats how we roll

AZ is the shit.

except they don't really know how make recreation available for everyone.......ie Snowbowl and Salt River rafting.

mrogowski
05-30-2010, 06:45 PM
we need about 20 joe's up here.

DUSSIN
05-30-2010, 07:21 PM
AZ is the shit.

except they don't really know how make recreation available for everyone.......ie Snowbowl and Salt River rafting.

Az would be the shit if we would legalize medical maryjane like california. Would help our broke ass state build some revenue. We got our gun concealment, now gimmie weed faggots.

atoz350
05-30-2010, 07:22 PM
Az would be the shit if we would legalize medical maryjane like california. Would help our broke ass state build some revenue. We got our gun concealment, now gimmie weed faggots.

Come to Colorado.

Uncle Rico
05-30-2010, 07:25 PM
Fuck colorado

atoz350
05-30-2010, 07:26 PM
Fuck colorado

Damn, bro. Tell em' why you mad son!

tapout
05-30-2010, 07:47 PM
http://serv19.enterupload.com/d2/i/00239/b2s0ubtsmyln.jpg

DUSSIN
05-30-2010, 07:49 PM
http://serv19.enterupload.com/d2/i/00239/b2s0ubtsmyln.jpg

LULZ

Goremageddon
05-31-2010, 07:45 AM
tapout is gay

Spider Monkey
06-01-2010, 12:15 PM
Joe for President.

_AnGeL_
06-01-2010, 01:03 PM
Joe for President.

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Snowboarder117
06-02-2010, 12:35 AM
Joe for President.

i like this much better than obama