View Full Version : Whats your fav. sex maneuver?
Chin_Chilla
03-28-2009, 07:59 PM
The Rafiki :
When you're banging a chick and you stick your thumb up her butt and immediately wipe your dirty thumb across her forehead while saying 'Simba' like Rafiki did in the beginning of The Lion King.
The Houdini:
Get a girl doggystyle in a dark room by a window with your friend in the closet. Pull out and have your friend go in real fast. The proceed to go outside and wave to her in the window.
The Bull Dozer:
While performing doggy style, knock the girl's hands out from underneath her, making her face slam into the ground. Proceed to pick her legs up and push her across the floor, slamming her face into various objects such as couches, walls, etc, while making bulldozer noices.
Toasted1
03-28-2009, 08:02 PM
Doggy is my fav and kind of doggy but with the chick laying on her side with one leg up in the air a little is also nice.
I would try some more complex things but when you are working with 2 minutes or less your options are limited.
funkyab
03-28-2009, 08:15 PM
A couple that look interesting:
# Alligator Fuckhouse This one is done best on a bed. Mid coitus, wrap your legs around your partners, making sure to keep your dick rammed within her. Immediately when this is finished, bearhug your partner and proceed to bite down on their neck. HARD. In this position, use all your might to roll off the bed, flinging you and your attached partner to the ground, where you roll around until they wriggle themselves free or pass out from blood loss. Extra points rewarded if done while wearing gator boots.
# Alternate Universe Having an orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a really good samidge, shooting heroin, sneezing, watching an awesome movie, receiving a massage, and being told that you just won the lottery.
Hairyballzonya
03-28-2009, 08:38 PM
My favorite is when I put one of my moms bracelet on my right hand and paint my finger nails. Then masterbate by using the chucking method, of course after sitting on my hand until it turns numb. I think its better than having sex with a women, and I would know.
tapout
03-28-2009, 08:40 PM
Is there a master list?
Porch Monkey
03-28-2009, 09:12 PM
Angry Pirate, or Tony Danza
Somehow I expected this to be a helpful/useful thread... I came in here to get some tips since I am about to have sex.
Uncle Rico
03-28-2009, 09:44 PM
must be nice
tapout
03-28-2009, 09:45 PM
must be nice
Boo hoo
Chin_Chilla
03-28-2009, 09:46 PM
With a girl :fyi:
Pics or it never happened :fyi:
Joo will not get pics of me doing her...
But believe me, its happening...
Uncle Rico
03-28-2009, 09:49 PM
Boo hoo
What?
bunkerking09
03-29-2009, 12:17 AM
the squirming turtle- when a girl is giving you head, get some type of sheet or blanket, then proceed to rip ass while holding her down. She will then squirm around like a turtle on its back
the houdini- in the doggy position, pull out, spit on her back making her think you've finished, when she turns around bust on in her face.
the salty pirate. when about the blow a load in a girls face kick her in the legg, she will then hop around screaming in pain with one hand over the eye you nutted in
i could go on for hours :fyi:
A couple that look interesting:
# Alligator Fuckhouse This one is done best on a bed. Mid coitus, wrap your legs around your partners, making sure to keep your dick rammed within her. Immediately when this is finished, bearhug your partner and proceed to bite down on their neck. HARD. In this position, use all your might to roll off the bed, flinging you and your attached partner to the ground, where you roll around until they wriggle themselves free or pass out from blood loss. Extra points rewarded if done while wearing gator boots.
Thought this was the Alligator Death Roll, or are they one in the same?
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