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[Sex Cells]

AP: White House Officials recently had a press conference discussing the looming prediction that Mexicans may soon outnumber humans.

For the rest of the details we go to our Mexican field agent, Syko...

Syko, what can you tell us about this epidemic?

[SyKo13]

The fuck does the white house think we are?

[SyKo13]

I even spelled out white house in small letters

[mtlhead]

so mexicans arent human?

i see, its the black man keeping the mexicans down now

racist bastards

[Pop Da Hatch]

noone is safe.

[SyKo13]

Perra madre

[dman4486]

wat

[tEh koRnDog]

say wut

[tapout]

The fuck does the white house think we are?

lol u mad ITT.

[wasted ink]

:laugh:

[Sex Cells]

The fuck does the white house think we are?

Mexicans, clearly.

[SyKo13]

Cockblockers...

[Uncle Rico]

so mexicans arent human?

i see, its the black man keeping the mexicans down now

racist bastards

Lmao. Shit we cant keep em down for long. The'll outnumber us soon.

[Sex Cells]

Lmao. Shit we cant keep em down for long. The'll outnumber us soon.

You people already are outnumbered.

[Uncle Rico]

Also I have been doing some undercover work. I have been stationed as a plain frozen foods sales associate in a walmart to "observe" the mexicans. Shits crazy.

[Sex Cells]

lol, what?

[Uncle Rico]

lol, what?

I observe the mexican family structure, eating habits, clothes, appearance, and the products that they purchase as part of my assignment. Its goal is to figure out their habits so that their population explosion can be better "controlled".

[ThomasG]

Also I have been doing some undercover work. I have been stationed as a plain frozen foods sales associate in a walmart to "observe" the mexicans. Shits crazy.

Nice what do mexicans eat and drink?

Black ppl Grape drink and chicken
White ppl vegetables and Grape juice-According to the studies of Dave chapelle
Mexicans-???

[tEh koRnDog]

Nice what do mexicans eat and drink?

Black ppl Grape drink and chicken
White ppl vegetables and Grape juice-According to the studies of Dave chapelle
Mexicans-???

Rice and water

[Sex Cells]

I observe the mexican family structure, eating habits, clothes, appearance, and the products that they purchase as part of my assignment. Its goal is to figure out their habits so that their population explosion can be better "controlled".

neuter and spay your lawn guy and cleaning lady

[Sex Cells]

Rice and water

they seem to be flourishing on a diet of our jobs and marijuana.

[tEh koRnDog]

they seem to be flourishing on a diet of our jobs and marijuana.

Valid point..

[Uncle Rico]

Nice what do mexicans eat and drink?

Black ppl Grape drink and chicken
White ppl vegetables and Grape juice-According to the studies of Dave chapelle
Mexicans-???

I do love grape drink. Chicken is meh. Lol


But, they ALWAYS have,
88cent banquet dinners(their favorite seems to be meatloaf or salsbury steak), cheese, milk, and atleast 60 eggs. I always wonder why so many.

Obviously they have other things but this is in every one of their baskets.


They also do something that Ive never seen any other race do in a walmart. They often take the plastic produce bags for the fruits or veggies and blow them up and play "volleyball" up and down the isles.

[tEh koRnDog]

Lawl

[Sex Cells]

Whenever they come in to get paint its like they bring their entire family.

[Uncle Rico]

Nice what do mexicans eat and drink?

Black ppl Grape drink and chicken
White ppl vegetables and Grape juice-According to the studies of Dave chapelle
Mexicans-???

Whenever they come in to get paint its like they bring their entire family.

This is in no way shape or form an attempt to be funny. But they honestly arrive in vans.

[Uncle Rico]

Not dodge caravans or your typical soccer mom van.

Ones like this:
http://www.retroaudiolab.com/pictures/dodge.jpg

[tEh koRnDog]

This is in no way shape or form an attempt to be funny. But they honestly arrive in vans.

They come through the car wash here in these old beat up rusty astro vans, packed with their whole family tree in them.

Shits insane, they always ask to use a towel to wipe the dash down, and they never give them back.

[Uncle Rico]

But, I will admit that the ones who do not come in vans actually have some pretty freakin nice cars.

[Johnny Drama]

Fucking Beaners...go back to your shit hole country.

[SyKo13]

:(

No more veggies or fruit for any of yous

[tEh koRnDog]

:(

No more veggies or fruit for any of yous

Will you still cut my lawn?

[SyKo13]

I hope your ass swells up and shuts your anus, Drama

[SyKo13]

No more lawns, fuck you all

Live in your jungle front yard

Fucken Mowglis

[SyKo13]

We incubate teh eggs btw, you fucks

60 eggs are cheaper than 60 chickens

[tapout]

lol u still mad ITT

[SyKo13]

You fucks aren't smart enough to survive

[SyKo13]

I'm not mad, just tired of all this bullshit about picking on the fucking Mexican

[Johnny Drama]

I hope your ass swells up and shuts your anus, Drama

I mow my own lawn, I eat food that your kind doesnt pick, and I dont see any reason for your kin folk to bring their dirty no english speaking dysfunctional self to my country and demand to be treated as anything but trash that needs to be shipped back to Crapsico.

[SyKo13]

Good for fucken you, canned food loving prick

[Porch Monkey]

I love my beaner!

[SyKo13]

Fuck this forum, fuck life, fuck everything

[tEh koRnDog]

Fuck this forum, fuck life, fuck everything

Fuck America?

Watch what you say, we'll deport your ass..

[Johnny Drama]

Good for fucken you, canned food loving prick


Fresh food faggot. My shit is grown and picked by Americans...not by workers with work Visa's or workers without.

Hispanic with a Social is fine by me, even if your fat barefooted preggo whore of a mother snuck over here just to have you and gain citizenship.

[Porch Monkey]

Without my beans, I wouldn't get some stucco work done in less than 30min.

[SyKo13]

Fresh food, my fucken taint, cowfucking inbred

See if you can deport me you fucks

[Johnny Drama]

Fresh food, my fucken taint, cowfucking inbred

See if you can deport me you fucks

WE CANT...Cause you will hop that fence quick as shit all over again.

[SyKo13]

Just keep on giving your money away with more fucken DUIs

[Porch Monkey]

WE CANT...Cause you will hop that fence quick as shit all over again.Nah, he'll just ride his ATV through it.

[IamDeMan]

Good for fucken you, grass clippin pendejo.

[SyKo13]

Funny how it doesn't make sense

[Johnny Drama]

Just keep on giving your money away with more fucken DUIs

Gladly, as long as it isnt going to pay your cunt of a mothers child support, welfare and food stamps.

[Pop Da Hatch]

interesting thread, would read again.

[SyKo13]

Fuck you...

[Sex Cells]

I approve of this thread.

[Uncle Rico]

Oh shit

[SyKo13]

Oh shit what?

[Uncle Rico]

I dunno

[SyKo13]

K

Fucking motherfucking 3 letter thing

[junior]

Wow. Lotta hate going on here. Do I have to act as the peace keeping Canadian and make it look like I'm doing something when I'm actually not? (BTW I AM Canadian, so I can make fun of us)

[SyKo13]

Stfu & Gtfo

[ThomasG]

I'm not mad, just tired of all this bullshit about picking on the fucking Mexican

Word, there's joking around then there's nonsense bullshit.

[Sex Cells]

Then theres little bitches who get upset about the news.

[tEh koRnDog]

Wow. Lotta hate going on here. Do I have to act as the peace keeping Canadian and make it look like I'm doing something when I'm actually not? (BTW I AM Canadian, so I can make fun of us)

Im American, my home state borders Canada, so I can make fun of you canucks.

[Rashaddd]

I'm glad nobody picks on arabs like they do mexicans

[Sex Cells]

snd nga

[junior]

I plan to Stfu & Gtfo of America!

Hey man, good for you. Glad to see you are taking a positive hands approach to fixing the problem.

Im American, my home state borders Canada, so I can make fun of you canucks.

OK, I'll accept that then.

[dman4486]

I'm glad nobody picks on arabs like they do mexicans

STFU *insert generic non-American racial slur*

[slim8605]

Anybody want cake?

[mtlhead]

Anybody want cake?

fuck yea i do

[_AnGeL_]

:sneaky:

[90lac]

any one got any popcorn