OH hai NEW SLIM 360!!!1!11!!1wonjaunone1!

[ngsm13]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/06/slim-hands-01-top.jpg

http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/14/slim-xbox-360-gets-official-at-299-shipping-today-looks-angul/

nG

[Pop Da Hatch]

you're on a roll bro.

[Hairyballzonya]

Junk bro

[hoss]

What is with it being in two parts now? :confused:

It has a motion sensor?

[kurnlesbiskuits]

meh

[97gp]

So like it said they are shipping to store but when can I buy one?

[kurnlesbiskuits]

What is with it being in two parts now? :confused:

It has a motion sensor?

yes

[ngsm13]

What is with it being in two parts now? :confused:

It has a motion sensor?
Uh durr. Kinect (previously project natal) is the add-on motion capture video thingy...

nG

[jmanpc]

hawt

[hoss]

Oh, I dont keep up with these video gamey systems you kids are addicted to these days.

[97gp]

So when can I walk into the store and buy one?

[hoss]

Tomorow.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Tomorow.

Verified

[jmanpc]

So I read the article about the Kinect (New name for Natal) and it looks like a glorified workout machine...

[hoss]

Where cocksucker?

[hoss]

Wait, did I do that right?

[97gp]

I really hope it isnt like 3 months until this thing comes out

[hoss]

Tomorow

[jmanpc]

http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/14/microsoft-kinect-for-xbox-360-launches-on-november-4/

What, a launch of November 2010 wasn't specific enough for you? Well, how about a Kinect launch of November 4? Microsoft just confirmed that's the day, and as of now it's looking like a worldwide launch. It will drop with 15 titles, including:

* Kinectimals - Nintendogs but with wild and impossibly cute animals
* Kinect Sports - Soccer, bowling, track and field games, a bit like Wii Sports
* Joyride - "Thrill of high speed kart racing, with the joy of controller-free gaming"
* Kinect Adventures - Jumping around and stuff
* Your Shape: Fitness Evolved - most amazing looking fitness game we've seen yet, from Ubisoft
* Dance Central - an actual, honest to gosh dance game without stupid pads -- from Harmonix

So far Your Shape and Dance Central are looking the best, but Microsoft is still showing us more, and we're thinking a few of you are going to like that Star Wars game from Lucasarts. Interestingly, no price was announced, meaning Microsoft seems to be waiting to see how many US dollars the competition decides to charge. Your Move, Sony.

Update: We have the full list of 15 titles after the break, courtesy of Joystiq. , which includes a new EA Sports Active.

* Zumba Fitness
* Game Party in Motion
* Motionsports
* Kinect Adventures
* The Biggest Loser: Ultimate Workout
* Kinect Joyride
* Kinect Sports
* Adrenalin Misfits
* Deca Sports Collection
* Dance Central
* Dance Masters
* Sonic Free Riders
* Kinectimals
* EA Sports Active 2.0
* Your Shape: Fitness Evolved


Bolded titles: the ones that look like workout games for middle-aged women

[kurnlesbiskuits]

http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/14/microsoft-kinect-for-xbox-360-launches-on-november-4/



Bolded titles: the ones that look like workout games for middle-aged women

Lies

[97gp]

Fuck novemberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoss]

Fuck novemberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, fuck november! That month is an asshole.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

November is just a wanna be March.

[97gp]

November is just a wanna be March.

Log the fuck off

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Log the fuck off

I am going to /myself. Later though.

[hoss]

Make sure you log off first :fyi:

[97gp]

I am going to /myself. Later though.

I just want to punch you right in the fucking suck hole!

[fbi90909]

no thanks.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Log the fuck off

and whats with the language bro?

[97gp]

If you find it offensive you can go fuck yourself

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Make sure you log off first :fyi:

Pics on the way

I just want to punch you right in the fucking suck hole!

You will get your chance. I challenge you to a game of virtua fighter.

[97gp]

Pics on the way



You will get your chance. I challenge you to a game of virtua fighter.

Sorry im not a queer, when you play a real mans game let me know

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Sorry im not a queer, when you play a real mans game let me know

:cornlol:

[hoss]

I just want to punch you right in the fucking suck hole!

Holy fuck dude! I want to get on your level tonight!

[fbi90909]

Holy fuck dude! I want to get on your level tonight!
:hilarious:

[97gp]

Holy fuck dude! I want to get on your level tonight!

Broooooooooo, I already got the cruise control set, maybe I can pick you up if you remind me tomorrow

[hoss]

:hi5:

[97gp]

Not enough action for me to work my magic on tonight, bout to go to bed

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Not enough action for me to work my magic on tonight, bout to go to bed

The challenge will still be here tomorrow

[fbi90909]

Not enough action for me to work my magic on tonight, bout to go to bed

put on that porno and wank it in front of that tv.. lol

[Goremageddon]

i love how wii comes out with something new, then sony and xbox have to imitate it, even though i honestly dont give a flying fuck about motion sensor bullshit. if i want to play with wii shit ill play a fucking wii, just give me gran turismo 5 and some better fucking ps3 exclusives bitch.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

i love how wii comes out with something new, then sony and xbox have to imitate it, even though i honestly dont give a flying fuck about motion sensor bullshit. if i want to play with wii shit ill play a fucking wii, just give me gran turismo 5 and some better fucking ps3 exclusives bitch.

Werd

[SyKo13]

That's slim??

[jesus]

For Microsoft, yes. When you can't innovate, imitate.

[Bender]

i love how wii comes out with something new, then sony and xbox have to imitate it, even though i honestly dont give a flying fuck about motion sensor bullshit. if i want to play with wii shit ill play a fucking wii, just give me gran turismo 5 and some better fucking ps3 exclusives bitch.

For Microsoft, yes. When you can't innovate, imitate.

natal (kinect) is nothing like the wii shit. you dont need a controller it just picks up your body. Wii aint got shit on this

[G1ock]

Oh, I dont keep up with these video gamey systems you kids are addicted to these days.

nDeed, I could careless about consoles anymore.

[Tiger Bass]

So I read the article about the Kinect (New name for Natal) and it looks like a glorified workout machine...

Oh snap. Fatty is going to have to do work :(

[ngsm13]

That's slim??

It's considerably smaller than the current 360...
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/06/06-14-10xboxens.jpg

nG

[hoss]

It looks shorter, not slimmer...

Are these going to have all sorts of new RROD issues?

[ngsm13]

Definitely.

:rolleyes:

nG

[Randy Savage]

Holy fuck that's small.

I need a new one- mine sounds like an airplane taking off.

[Porch Monkey]

I have 4 of them.

[ngsm13]

Holy fuck that's small.

I need a new one- mine sounds like an airplane taking off.
Mine sound like a lawnmower...

nG

[hoss]

Mine is perfectly silent
Because I never use it.

[gymfreak101]

360 is awesome for games. I just got so sick of mine breaking if this thing is reliable I will get one.

[atoz350]

It looks shorter, not slimmer...

Are these going to have all sorts of new RROD issues?

Well, that depends if they eliminated the red ring on the newer models.


Microsoft Engineering:

"Replace red ring with yellow LED. Problem solved"

[jesus]

Well, that depends if they eliminated the red ring on the newer models.


Microsoft Engineering:

"Replace red ring with yellow LED. Problem solved"

:laugh:

[darthvibrator]

is it going to incorporate being able to play blu ray without an add on?
is it going to incorporate wireless connectivity without an add on?

[jesus]

Doubt it. Microsoft is still pissed HD-DVD didn't win the war.

[hoss]

Doubt it. Microsoft is still pissed HD-DVD didn't win the war.

So blu-ray::MS as Adobe::Apple?

[J31Bro]

Didn't real the thread.. but how much slimmer is it? Doesn't look to be much smaller..

[hoss]

It isnt slimmer, just shorter.

Read the thread.

[J31Bro]

It isnt slimmer, just shorter.

Read the thread.
That's not how things work around here.

[J31Bro]

..and title says slim. I shouldn't have to read the thread. False advertising.

[hoss]

And yet you still walked in here blindly...

[J31Bro]

No. I didn't. So yeah.

[hoss]

Meh, dumb pot-heads are dumb ITT...

[J31Bro]

Not exactly. I came in, looked at the picture and asked if it was actually slimmer. Just because I didn't feel like going through 2 pages of your flexing your sack to the same people, like you do every day, doesn't make me dumb. Actually quite the contrary. I've grown accustom to your non-stop woman-like bickering and usually avoid it..

[hoss]

:shrug:

There has been no bickering ITT. Sounds like your panties are in a wad today. Is it because that girl called you out on facebook?

[J31Bro]

:shrug:

There has been no bickering ITT. Sounds like your panties are in a wad today. Is it because that girl called you out on facebook?

I'm confused. :P

[hoss]

I am sure it isnt the first time that has happened.

[atoz350]

So blu-ray::MS as Adobe::Apple?

Quoting this.

Since Blu-ray won, yeah.

[hoss]

I see that analogies are not your strong point.
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[Porch Monkey]

Actually he's quite fond of anal.

[SiZcO]

xbox has nothin on the PS3... PS3 does EVERYTHING

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/ps3grill_2006-11-21.jpg

[jmanpc]

xbox has nothin on the PS3... PS3 does EVERYTHING

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/ps3grill_2006-11-21.jpg

+1 :cornlol:

[brynm]

is it going to incorporate being able to play blu ray without an add on?
is it going to incorporate wireless connectivity without an add on?

Has wireless N, no blu ray.

These are the specs for the new Xbox 360, which include a "custom Kinect port," a new system fan that's "as quiet as a PS3," according to Microsoft, and some other noteworthy changes, like the official death of Memory Units.

Touch Sensitive Buttons - turn the Xbox 360 on or off and eject a disc with the swipe of a finger
Whisper Quiet - Whether you're playing a DVD disc or from the hard drive or navigating the dashboard, with the all-new and much quieter Xbox 360, the only noise you'll hear is your own laughing, cheering and playing
Wi-Fi - Built-in 802.11n Wi-Fi for fast, easy connection to your friends and entertainment on Xbox LIVE.
Hard Drive - 250GB internal, swappable hard drive for even more storage. To access, remove the bottom panel by pushing the small tab toward the front of the console.
Kinect-ready - Custom Kinect port on the back of the console that directly hooks up to the Kinect sensor for controller-free fun.
USB Slots - Five USB ports, three in the back and two in the front.
Power Supply - Smaller and more efficient. Xbox 360 250GB and Xbox 360 Original power supplies are not interchangeable.
Wireless Controller - The award-winning Xbox 360 Wireless Controller matches the console in all black with color-matched thumbsticks and directional pad with a touch of gloss and chrome to complete the look.
Backward Compatible - Your favorite accessories and games will work with Xbox 360 250GB. Xbox 360 external hard drives and Memory Units are not compatible.

[gymfreak101]

If Microsoft would just adopt the Blu Ray they would completely crush the PS3 in market share. I have a PS3 and would drop it in a heartbeat for the 360. But the the 360 has burned me 3 times with RROD and I had enough.

[darthvibrator]

Has wireless N, no blu ray.

weird, they just now add wireless connectivity. why are they adding touch sensitive buttons exactly? ps3 got rid of it, and i assume for a reason when they went slim but ms adds it. weird.

If Microsoft would just adopt the Blu Ray they would completely crush the PS3 in market share. I have a PS3 and would drop it in a heartbeat for the 360. But the the 360 has burned me 3 times with RROD and I had enough.
honestly i feel the same way. if xbox played blu rays and had wireless connectivity and essentially functioned the same way my ps3 does i would of bought an xbox. i feel the controls and feel of the xbox controllers are VASTLY superior instead of the cumbersome ps3 controllers. oh well, maybe ms will learn this and theyd have my business.

[atoz350]

I see that analogies are not your strong point.
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[hoss]

Whoah, killer come back bro.