Jeeps

[Spider Monkey]

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[Porch Monkey]

i've been driving around town
with my head spinning around
everywhere i look i see
your '96 jeep cherokee

you're a bully and a clown
you made me cry and put me down
after all that ive been through
you'd think i'd hate the sight of you

but with every jeep i see
my broken heart still skips a beat
i guess its just my stupid luck
that all of boston drives that same black fucking truck

it could be him or am i tripping
and i'm crashing into everything
and thinking about skipping town a while
until these cars go out of style...

i try to see it in reverse
it makes the situation hundreds of times worse
when i wonder if it makes you want to cry
every time you see a light blue volvo driving by

so dont tell me that you're off to see the world
i know you wont get very far
dont call me if you get another girl baby
just call me if you get another car

the number of them is insane
every exit's an exboyfriend memory lane
every major street's a minor heart attack
i see a red jeep and i want to paint it black

it could be him or am i tripping
and i'm crashing into everything
i can't wait til you trade that fucker in
by then they will have stuck me in the looney bin

it could be him my heart is pounding
its just no use i'm surrounded
but someday i'll steal your car and switch the gears
and drive that cherokee straight off this trail of tears

[Spider Monkey]

Where the hell did that come from?

[Porch Monkey]

Dresden Dolls - Jeep Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ6V9dQGlMY

[Toasted1]

Jeep Compass?

[Spider Monkey]

Jeep Compass?

No such thing.

[Spider Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZEH0ZWmarg

[Toasted1]

Where the hell did that come from?

http://www.carbroker.com.au/images/cars/Jeep+COMPASS-review-l.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

http://www.carbroker.com.au/images/cars/Jeep+COMPASS-review-l.jpg

What is that?

[Porch Monkey]

It looks like a fly.

[Spider Monkey]

I would never drive a fly.

[Uncle Rico]

Looks like a jeep to me.

[JimJ]

Looks like a shoe.

[Sex Cells]

It's actually a jeep.

[IamDeMan]

Looks like a jeep to me.

It's actually a jeep.

A JEEP it is not.

[Spider Monkey]

It's actually a jeep.

Impossible.

[JimJ]

http://www.roncobb.com/Graphics/TASjeep2.jpg

Now that's a Jeep.

[Spider Monkey]

WIN!

[IamDeMan]

Cool as shit.

[Porch Monkey]

I was watching Memphis Belle and I saw one of those in it.

[Spider Monkey]

I would toatlly pimp a Willy out.

[IamDeMan]

I would toatlly pimp a Willy out.

I constantly pimp my willy out.

[Spider Monkey]

I constantly pimp my willy out.

lulz I knew you were going to have a response to that.

[hoss]

No one pimps out their willy like I do...

[Spider Monkey]

You go for that bling factor.

[hoss]

I want to put spinners on it.

[Porch Monkey]

I don't know man, fbi likes to post pics of his willy.

[Spider Monkey]

Competition?

[snoopdan]

it looks like a lexus fucked a cherokee

[Spider Monkey]

Cross-Racial breeding FTL.

[KyNGHyPE]

http://www.roncobb.com/Graphics/TASjeep2.jpg

Now that's a Jeep.

Badassery. :fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

Troofs

[Jamesypoo]

Yes or no

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___1989-Grand-Wagoneer-Woody-Jeep_W0QQitemZ280320584945QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20TrucksQQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item280320584945&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A317|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318

[willyg4444]

I vote yes, I don't think I've seen one of them on the road in like 5 years.

Yes or no

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___1989-Grand-Wagoneer-Woody-Jeep_W0QQitemZ280320584945QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20TrucksQQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item280320584945&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A317|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318

[jdawg]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/josmith213/FILE0097.jpg

this is my dad's, sticker was 38k, got it for around 31k cause i am a Chrysler employee

[jdawg]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/josmith213/FILE0096.jpg

[Jamesypoo]

I vote yes, I don't think I've seen one of them on the road in like 5 years.

How much should I bid? $4,100?

[Jamesypoo]

Also, last time I bought something cool/expensive on eBay I was intoxicated. This could work out well.

[Jamesypoo]

infomred decision expected in the morning

[Jamesypoo]

I'm now sober and I still want to buy the woody. Anyone have experience with themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

[tappin_azz]

i got none. all i know is the wranglers and the straight-6 engine.

id wouldnt mind having it though.

[Spider Monkey]

Yes or no

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___1989-Grand-Wagoneer-Woody-Jeep_W0QQitemZ280320584945QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20TrucksQQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item280320584945&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A317|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318
Thing is a fucking tank!
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/josmith213/FILE0096.jpg
SEX
I'm now sober and I still want to buy the woody. Anyone have experience with themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????
Nope. Never plan to either.

[tappin_azz]

SM.... what tires you have on your jeep? i got BFGs on mine now.

ive got to get that wobble out of mine!! going to put on a new steering stabilizer this weekend and if that doesnt help, its time for new tires.

got something popping on the right front side when going from reverse to forward. gotta find out where that shit is coming from too.

[Spider Monkey]

Daymn yo. You still got the wobbles? I had zee wobbles and when I got new tires all of a sudden it went away. They must have been out of balance. lolz

I'm running Goodyear Wrangler MTR rubbers right now. They take a little while to break in the stiffness, but after a couple weeks they are full of win.

35"s on 16x12s steelies

http://www.quadratec.com/categories/jeep_tires/images/Goodyear_Wrangler_MTR.jpg

[tappin_azz]

yeah. so many things could cause it. im narrowing them down though.

2 of my steelies were bent after my wreck. i hammered them out and put them on the new jeep. that could be another problem, but i doubt it.

its definately coming from the right front though.

[Spider Monkey]

Does the right front have one of the previously bent feet on it?

[tappin_azz]

no, its on the left rear and my spare.

something is just loose up there, and i cant find out where it is by myself.

[Spider Monkey]

no, its on the left rear and my spare.

something is just loose up there, and i cant find out where it is by myself.

You need someone to lay on your trunk and lean over the edge while you are on the freeway.

[mackin]

you guys should post pictures of your jeepz.

[BobbyDD]

To me a jeep isn't a real jeep if you're afraid to get the interior wet.

[Spider Monkey]

you guys should post pictures of your jeepz.
I only have shitty iPhone pix of it in ma garage.
To me a jeep isn't a real jeep if you're afraid to get the interior wet.
Good for you, but that isn't part of the definition of a Jeep. I should know. I defined it.

[brynm]

One of my old bosses has an old Willy's rotting out in his quonset.

[Spider Monkey]

Shoot him for abuse and fix the willy.

[Sex Cells]

Give me my fucking rep, monkey.

[brynm]

It was tempting, he also had an older Kawi 400-500cc bike that I was wanting to get. Both had a thick layer of dust, didn't want to sell the Willy, wanted double what the bike was worth.

[Spider Monkey]

Give me my fucking rep, monkey.

I have to do it tomorrow. I gave out too much rep in the last 24 hours. :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

I only repped three people too. But my rep is very powerful.

[BobbyDD]

Good for you, but that isn't part of the definition of a Jeep. I should know. I defined it.

It's my definition. I re-defined it.

[Toasted1]

Jeeps are teh ugly

[Toasted1]

The wrangler type anyway..

[BobbyDD]

:blaze:The wrangler type anyway..

[IDSkot]

To me a jeep isn't a real jeep if you're afraid to get the interior wet.

This all the way.

CJ-5 FTW.

[Spider Monkey]

It's my definition. I re-defined it.
You don't have the permission to do that.
Jeeps are teh ugly

The wrangler type anyway..

Kill yourself.

[BobbyDD]

You don't have the permission to do that.






I don't need it.:bootyshake:

[mackin]

I only have shitty iPhone pix of it in ma garage.


poast anyway. i'm curious.

[wasted ink]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/Skorp88/WordToYour/WTYJeepBrah.jpg

[Porch Monkey]

I can't get my Cherokee started at all! I worked on that bitch all day yesterday!

[dman4486]

I can't get my Cherokee started at all! I worked on that bitch all day yesterday!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jcrew2/FAIL__by_DreamerOfShadows.jpg

[evildave101]

you guys should post pictures of your jeepz.

was in another thread on here but......
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/evildave151/DVC00562.jpg

[jdawg]

my buddy has a 76 CJ with a 360 AMC and about a foot of lift, 38s, i dont have pics though

[evildave101]

red one is a 76 (first year 7) with a 258 inline six

[Porch Monkey]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jcrew2/FAIL__by_DreamerOfShadows.jpg
Tampax next to the sink? Ewww!


I still can't get it to run more than 3 seconds before it dies.

[Spider Monkey]

poast anyway. i'm curious.
Figures. You say that now and I forgot my phone at home today.
I can't get my Cherokee started at all! I worked on that bitch all day yesterday!
Just
Expect
Every
Problem

[Metalgear222]

Figures. You say that now and I forgot my phone at home today.

Just
Expect
Every
Problem

ha thats a neat anagram.

[Porch Monkey]

OK, it starts and runs for 2 or 3 seconds then dies. Why?


BTW it hasn't ran or been moved in about a year. LOL I'm trying to get it to run so I can seafoam it, get an oil change, and balance and rotate tires. Then sell it.

[Metalgear222]

will it stay started if you keep on the gas?
if so check your engine for an air leak on your air filter

[Spider Monkey]

OK, it starts and runs for 2 or 3 seconds then dies. Why?


BTW it hasn't ran or been moved in about a year. LOL I'm trying to get it to run so I can seafoam it, get an oil change, and balance and rotate tires. Then sell it.


Fuck if I know. I hire grease monkeys to work on my rig.

[Porch Monkey]

will it stay started if you keep on the gas?
if so check your engine for an air leak on your air filter
No air leaks. If I touch the gas it dies.
Fuck if I know. I hire grease monkeys to work on my rig.Monkey's sub out to other monkeys?

[Spider Monkey]

Monkey's sub out to other monkeys?

Now come on. You know damn well that I sub just about everything in life out to other people to do for me.

[Porch Monkey]

I'm not that lazy. lol

See I'm trying to not put a lot of money into this thing because I want to sell it.

[Spider Monkey]

I'm not that lazy. lol


You call it lazy, I call it smart. Which one of us has a working Jeep?

:wat:

See I'm trying to not put a lot of money into this thing because I want to sell it.

Why do you want to sell the only cool thing you own?

[Porch Monkey]

Want to buy it? $1200 and it's yours!

[Spider Monkey]

Sure, you give me 10K for my Escape and I will buy that for $1200.

[Porch Monkey]

Fuck would I want an Escape for? Let alone another FORD product! Shit I don't ever want another Jeep!

[Spider Monkey]

Fuck would I want an Escape for? Let alone another FORD product!
:wat:

Just tryin to get your desired transaction accomplished.

Shit I don't ever want another Jeep!

Losers. They are everywhere.

[Porch Monkey]

Dude I'd be trading a piece of shit for another piece of shit.

[Spider Monkey]

Dude I'd be trading a piece of shit for another piece of shit.

A piece of shit Jeep > any other kind of piece of shit.

[Porch Monkey]

Only if you fling it!

[Spider Monkey]

I fling while drift!

[evildave101]

Figures. You say that now and I forgot my phone at home today.

Just
Expect
Every
Problem

Just
Expect
Empty
Pockets

[Spider Monkey]

Just
Expect
Empty
Pockets

Or

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

[hoss]

Jews
Evil
Empire
Plans

:confused:

[Alcoholic]

I drove my buddies' 2000 wrangler the other day, never driven a stick before. I did pretty well, the thing I need to work on is smoothin out my starts. I usually jerk the shit out of it but I never grinded the gears once. Then we went off roadin and I got it stuck. oops.

[hoss]

Thats why you fail.

[Spider Monkey]

I drove my buddies' 2000 wrangler the other day, never driven a stick before. I did pretty well, the thing I need to work on is smoothin out my starts. I usually jerk the shit out of it but I never grinded the gears once.

The straight 6 has mad torque yo. Not the best vehichle to learn how to drive a stick.


Then we went off roadin and I got it stuck. oops.

Bull shit. Either you're lying or you don't have a fucking clue. Jeeps can't get stuck.

[evildave101]

I drove my buddies' 2000 wrangler the other day, never driven a stick before. I did pretty well, the thing I need to work on is smoothin out my starts. I usually jerk the shit out of it but I never grinded the gears once. Then we went off roadin and I got it stuck. oops.

i loled

[dman4486]

Bull shit. Either you're lying or you don't have a fucking clue. Jeeps can't get stuck.

lulz.....

[tappin_azz]

i installed my new HD steering stabilizer, and rotated my tires. all is well with the "death wobble" now.

[Spider Monkey]

So now I'm the one with the problem?

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/photo.jpg

[tappin_azz]

i will be in the jeep when i come to NOLA. ill let you sit in it.

[Spider Monkey]

I will accept that gift.

[tappin_azz]

we will take off the top and doors and roll down bourbon.

[Spider Monkey]

And scream


:rockon:

[dman4486]

So now I'm the one with the problem?

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/photo.jpg

you pull the screw yet? maybe not long enough to go through.

I know I have pulled quite a few nails and screws out of my tires with no leaks.

[Spider Monkey]

you pull the screw yet? maybe not long enough to go through.

Nope. I have not pulled it out yet. I kinda like it.


I know I have pulled quite a few nails and screws out of my tires with no leaks.

Then you too are a owner of ballin tires.

[dman4486]

Nope. I have not pulled it out yet. I kinda like it.

bamf

[Porch Monkey]

my cherokee still won't start. I replaced the spark plugs yesterday, they were nasty!

[Spider Monkey]

my cherokee still won't start. I replaced the spark plugs yesterday, they were nasty!

You try turning the key yet?

[Porch Monkey]

nope didn't think of that one, I know the relays keep clicking when the key is turned though.

[tappin_azz]

you tried jumping it off yet?

[Spider Monkey]

Dead battery?

[Porch Monkey]

battery is brand new, 11 days old

[Porch Monkey]

the engine has no spark

[dman4486]

the engine has no spark

then check the ignition system including coil(if applicable) and module(if applicable)

[Porch Monkey]

It would start the other day and run for 3-5 seconds then turn off. Not it won't even turn on. The ASD Relay just keeps clicking like an AK-47.

[tappin_azz]

BTW, this is a jeep thread. keep your cherokee shit out of here.

[Spider Monkey]

Lawlz. He has a real cherokee though, which by definition is a Jeep. They don't have any plastic on them.

Now, had he been talking about a GRAND cherokee in here, we'd ban his ass.

[tappin_azz]

Lawlz. He has a real cherokee though, which by definition is a Jeep. They don't have any plastic on them.

Now, had he been talking about a GRAND cherokee in here, we'd ban his ass.



my bad then... carry on.

[Porch Monkey]

you cats can't ban me lol

[Spider Monkey]

Oh yea? I knows peoples.

[tappin_azz]

it could happen

[Porch Monkey]

nope, we roll wit da same peeps

[adio25]

Beep Beep im in a jeep

[Spider Monkey]

Prove it

[tappin_azz]

http://www.smittybilt.com/images/products/primary/55_4.jpg

http://www.smittybilt.com/images/products/primary/55_1.jpg

i want these tubes and this armor. BAD!

[IDSkot]

That shit looks like it's made out of plastic, y0.

[tappin_azz]

Manufactured from 1.5\" x .120 wall tubing and 3/16 plate.

my jeep has no plastic.

[Spider Monkey]

http://www.smittybilt.com/images/products/primary/55_4.jpg

http://www.smittybilt.com/images/products/primary/55_1.jpg

i want these tubes and this armor. BAD!

You has no idea how bad I would cream for that.


Well, maybe you do but I doubt anyone else does.

[Spider Monkey]

That shit looks like it's made out of plastic, y0.

Jeep shit does not get made out of plastic you dummy.

[IDSkot]

Jeep shit does not get made out of plastic you dummy.

The side panels look like they're made out of ABS.

I re-read this thread, and now I miss my Dad's old CJ-5. :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

The side panels look like they're made out of ABS.


Your high.

[IDSkot]

Your high.

:snort:

[tappin_azz]

that jeep looks like mine except for the bumper, wheels, and armor.

that black on silver is sweet.

[Spider Monkey]

that jeep looks like mine except for the bumper, wheels, and armor.

that black on silver is sweet.

Looks like mine too, except for all of that, the lack of doors and a roof, and the color.

[Mr. Shickadance]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4224/23k2qg1.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

HAHAHAHAHA

[CRAVINGBASS123]

hi

i have a good, pimp "jeep"

you don't

ent thread!!

[CRAVINGBASS123]

holy shit

spider your demon self messed with my rep!!! lmao

[Spider Monkey]

holy shit

spider your demon self messed with my rep!!! lmao

Twasn't me.

[Spider Monkey]

hi

i have a good, pimp "jeep"

you don't

ent thread!!

No such thing and no you don't.

[CRAVINGBASS123]

No such thing and no you don't.

my jeep is baller status.
but its not a wrangler, so does it count????

[Spider Monkey]

my jeep is baller status.
but its not a wrangler, so does it count????

YOU DO NOT OWN A JEEP.

Only Cherokees and Wranglers are allowed to be Jeeps.

Your shit has plastic on it.

[CRAVINGBASS123]

YOU DO NOT OWN A JEEP.

Only Cherokees and Wranglers are allowed to be Jeeps.

Your shit has plastic on it.

im not an idiot, i know wuts a real jeep and wuts not

in other news, my Chrysler grand cherokee bumps hard

[Spider Monkey]

Chrysler grand cherokee bumps hard

I bet it does.

[IDSkot]

YOU DO NOT OWN A JEEP.

Only Cherokees and Wranglers are allowed to be Jeeps.

Your shit has plastic on it.

x2


Let me spell it out:

JEEP:
http://www.4wheelingplus.com/images/80_CJ5.jpg


NOT A JEEP:
http://www.automedia.com/NewCarBuyersGuide2007/photos/2007/Jeep/Commander/SUV/2007_Jeep_Commander_ext_1.jpg



JEEP:

http://www.4x4offroads.com/image-files/1992-jeep-cherokee-xj-1.jpg


NOT A JEEP:
http://www.caradvice.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/JeepGrandCherokee.jpg

[CRAVINGBASS123]

i was being sarcastic

post up pics of ur jeep spidermonkey, is it a tj?

[Spider Monkey]

Yaw

[Spider Monkey]

Here is what it looks like at night when it is sleeping.

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/Jeep/photo.jpg

[dman4486]

Here is what it looks like at night when it is sleeping.

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/Jeep/photo.jpg

what size dem treads?

[Spider Monkey]

what size dem treads?

35's nukka. Don't you follow the How To Tell That You Have Ballin Tires thread?

[dman4486]

35's nukka. Don't you follow the How To Tell That You Have Ballin Tires thread?

I didn't feel like going back to it.....:blee:

[tappin_azz]

what gears you got in yours??

[dman4486]

what gears you got in yours??

4.10's nukka....don't you follow the ballin tires thread?:laugh:

[Spider Monkey]

what gears you got in yours??
4.88 front and rear.
4.10's nukka....don't you follow the ballin tires thread?:laugh:
WRONG

[dman4486]

4.88 front and rear.

WRONG

I remembered someone bragging about their 4.10's in there....




wait...that's what I got:crap:

[Spider Monkey]

I remembered someone bragging about their 4.10's in there....




wait...that's what I got:crap:

lel

[tappin_azz]

i gots to regear mine. i want bigger tires.

[Spider Monkey]

i gots to regear mine. i want bigger tires.

Werds. 4.88 is pretty much teh max for dana's on 35's. If I go any bigger I will beed new gears and new axles.

[dman4486]

Werds. 4.88 is pretty much teh max for dana's on 35's. If I go any bigger I will beed new gears and new axles.

yours a manual or auto? with my 4.10's, tiny 29's and this ridiculously tall isuzu gear box, first gear isn't even low enough for offroad. i usually drop to 4xlow and run 2,4,5.

[Spider Monkey]

yours a manual or auto? with my 4.10's, tiny 29's and this ridiculously tall isuzu gear box, first gear isn't even low enough for offroad. i usually drop to 4xlow and run 2,4,5.

Manual. And I can see why first gear isn't low enough for you. LOL

When I'm in first gear low, I can get out of the Jeep and walk around it if I want with a normal pace.

[dman4486]

Manual. And I can see why first gear isn't low enough for you. LOL

When I'm in first gear low, I can get out of the Jeep and walk around it if I want with a normal pace.

in low gear, my 5 is equivalent to high 1:clap:

low 1 I can get out of the truck and run to the liquor store before it moves a foot

[IDSkot]

in low gear, my 5 is equivalent to high 1:clap:

low 1 I can get out of the truck and run to the liquor store before it moves a foot

I demand vids of all of these accusations!

[dman4486]

I demand vids of all of these accusations!

when I find a place to go around here.....I will get a video of the low vs. high

[dman4486]

^^^^wait...in the vid, do I need to run to the liquor store? that is too damn far to run for you IDFegs.

[Porch Monkey]

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/051509/flash.php?media=cool.flv

[KGC]

jeeps = flip easy but pimp

[Spider Monkey]

jeeps = flip easy but pimp

Bullshit. I'd have to mount a tree to flip mine. It has a lower level of gravity than any full size ford truck out there.