View Full Version : Weirdest place you have spanked it?
tapout
03-30-2009, 10:36 PM
Go.
tapout
03-30-2009, 10:37 PM
Freezer at Pizza Hut.
:hide:
Uncle Rico
03-30-2009, 10:37 PM
ahahahahahahhah
Uncle Rico
03-30-2009, 10:37 PM
Nothin too crazy. Unless you count driving down the street while fap and drift.
Toasted1
03-30-2009, 10:38 PM
bk bathroom
Toasted1
03-30-2009, 10:39 PM
standing up against the urinal in middle, junior high and all of highschool including all 4 years of 12 grade :laugh:
Toasted1
03-30-2009, 10:40 PM
aww shit shift is over the man always ruining my fun.
darthvibrator
03-30-2009, 10:40 PM
my car in the mall parking lot looking at porn on my phone?
Uncle Rico
03-30-2009, 10:42 PM
Anyone ever fapped in the same room with a sleeping person other than their wife, gf or fuck buddy?
tapout
03-30-2009, 10:43 PM
Anyone ever fapped in the same room with a sleeping person other than their wife, gf or fuck buddy?
yes
Captain Ahab
03-30-2009, 10:47 PM
Anyone ever fapped in the same room with a sleeping person other than their wife, gf or fuck buddy?
Yes.
Lets see..
Vehicle driving down road.. Hotel shower..Friend's shower..Out in the middle of the woods, 30 foot up a tree...
Roadtrippin'
03-30-2009, 10:48 PM
Anyone ever fapped in the same room with a sleeping person other than their wife, gf or fuck buddy?
Hell yes I have.
Roadtrippin'
03-30-2009, 10:50 PM
Which reminds me, i think the wierdest place I have spanked it was in my company commander's sock. (yes, it was clean and his foot was not in it).
In my car, in the middle of a busy parking lot of a large grocery store.
In the same hotel room my father was sleeping in while we were on a trip to Dallas to watch a Cowboys game.
Driving down I-35.
A band practice room in middle school.
In my best friend's room with him sleeping above me on a bunk bed (age 13-14).
Bender
03-30-2009, 11:05 PM
In my car, in the middle of a busy parking lot of a large grocery store.
In the same hotel room my father was sleeping in while we were on a trip to Dallas to watch a Cowboys game.
Driving down I-35.
A band practice room in middle school.
In my best friend's room with him sleeping above me on a bunk bed (age 13-14).
homo
galacticmonkey
03-30-2009, 11:16 PM
One time I was doing volunteer hours for a scholarship at the Red Cross. It was a small office, with only one other person in the whole building. They had my putting stamps on envelopes and answering the phone if anyone called (I think 2 people called the entire 150 hours I was there). I got done doing the stamps and I was just sitting... And sitting and sitting and sitting. No TV, no computer, no thing. I was just in a completely empty room with a table in it. So I was like "fuck this, Ill go take a piss or something". I took a piss in the bathroom and I was like man, I could totally whack it right now.
Fap while volunteer while drift. :fyi:
IDSkot
03-30-2009, 11:36 PM
Anyone ever fapped in the same room with a sleeping person other than their wife, gf or fuck buddy?
Yes.
Uncle Rico
03-30-2009, 11:37 PM
I used 2 fap in my dorm room reglarly. Im surprised I never got caught by my roomate.
bluecar
03-30-2009, 11:38 PM
I suppose he didn't care.
I suppose he didn't care.
Mine never knew because of my ninja fappage skills.
icpurplepplalot
03-30-2009, 11:49 PM
In the car
In a deer stand
Phantom240
03-30-2009, 11:59 PM
On the highway in a company truck while on the clock (LOL)
In the living room, maybe 8 years ago where my sister and her surprisingly hot friend were sleeping (the friend was in a sleeping bag on the floor), and I gave her friend a midnight facial.
Uncle Rico
03-31-2009, 12:01 AM
On the highway in a company truck while on the clock (LOL)
In the living room, maybe 8 years ago where my sister and her surprisingly hot friend were sleeping (the friend was in a sleeping bag on the floor), and I gave her friend a midnight facial.
Lies.
Phantom240
03-31-2009, 12:10 AM
Lies.
When you're driving through the boonies, there isn't much better to do really.
Okay, it wasn't much of a facial back then cause I was like 12... but it was a facial nonetheless.
Uncle Rico
03-31-2009, 12:11 AM
They didnt feel it?
Phantom240
03-31-2009, 12:12 AM
No, she didn't. She was fast asleep. Mind you, it was only her hot friend. In case you were thinking otherwise.
She might have figured it out in the morning, but I dunno lol.
Uncle Rico
03-31-2009, 12:13 AM
Wow. You sir are brave.
Slammed
03-31-2009, 12:17 AM
under a bridge while a homeless man stared at me
Slammed
03-31-2009, 12:18 AM
In the living room, maybe 8 years ago where my sister and her surprisingly hot friend were sleeping (the friend was in a sleeping bag on the floor), and I gave her friend a midnight facial.
interesting yet kinky
IDSkot
03-31-2009, 01:26 AM
No, she didn't. She was fast asleep. Mind you, it was only her hot friend. In case you were thinking otherwise.
She might have figured it out in the morning, but I dunno lol.
I'd do that IRL. In fact, if my brother's girlfriend's friend ever sleeps over, I'm gunna do that. With no shame.
If it happens, pix will be taken.
slim8605
03-31-2009, 08:03 AM
Wow. I need to step my fap game up. I haven't fapped any place weird. I've had some girls give me hand in some weird places but that's it.
tappin_azz
03-31-2009, 08:12 AM
i have never fapped. i have bitches for that.
Sex Cells
03-31-2009, 10:10 AM
in the womb
Porch Monkey
03-31-2009, 10:35 AM
$100 to the person who goes into a Church of Scientology and wanks it while screaming "SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!"
Uncle Rico
03-31-2009, 10:40 AM
Dont most people just fap wherever/whenever possible.
Porch Monkey
03-31-2009, 10:42 AM
Yeah, they're called homeless people.
Uncle Rico
03-31-2009, 10:43 AM
Indeed.
joetama
03-31-2009, 01:02 PM
No where as exciting as you guys.
Metalgear222
03-31-2009, 01:08 PM
lol in your car? wtf guys thats horrible.
for me i guess my friends house one time.
i get laid a lot and dont have to worry about chronic masturbation
good idea for the thread though
Phantom240
03-31-2009, 05:53 PM
Wow. You sir are brave.
Indeed. :sneaky:
Slammed
03-31-2009, 07:43 PM
Im fapping right now looking at this thread
this is not weird
...but Im thinking about dbfan
Phantom240
03-31-2009, 07:45 PM
Eh. Not good enough. Do this at a starbucks.
Slammed
03-31-2009, 07:51 PM
Eh. Not good enough. Do this at a starbucks.
while thinking about db?
Porch Monkey
03-31-2009, 07:52 PM
It's the thought that counts!
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