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tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 11:23 AM

http://omegle.com/

could be fun stuff...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: with who?
Stranger: me
You: would you perfer me to be male or female?
Stranger: female
You: tough luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 11:25 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Huh, buttplug.
You: Only when drunk
Stranger: lol, good answer
You: Why lie, you're a stranger.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 11:25 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male or female?
You: which do you prefer?
Stranger: answer the question infidel
You: im a class 12 wizard. dont make me put on my robe.
Stranger: dont make me get out my ak-47
You: you russian?
Stranger: jihad'
You: oh, so you want me to be a male?
Stranger: you die now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 11:26 AM

lawlz

Bender

03-31-2009, 11:26 AM

serious win is to come

Bender

03-31-2009, 11:28 AM

im recruiting some niggas

Stranger: I'm thinking of boobs right now !
You: lol and?
Stranger: Nah , just tghout of making it clear
Stranger: :)
You: wanna get crunk?
Stranger: yep
You: http://crunktimes.com/ct/
You: now nigga

IDSkot

03-31-2009, 11:29 AM

It stopped working.

Bender

03-31-2009, 11:29 AM

wtf did you fegs do?

Connecting to server...
Error connecting to server. Please try again.

nvm we are back

Pop Da Hatch

03-31-2009, 11:32 AM

Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: how many times did your dad stick it in your butt when you were a child
Stranger: iiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised
You: damn you is crunk nga?
Stranger: chillin out maxxin relaxin all cool

You: kush, hit up crunktimes.com/ct
You: welcome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

musta been one of you guys.............

Bender

03-31-2009, 11:32 AM

Stranger: Hello
You: wanna get crunk?
Stranger: I'm looking for my godson Lamont
Stranger: have you seen him?
You: does he have a bulging anus?
Stranger: I wouldn't know
Stranger: maybe an enlarged prostate
You: well if he does maybe...
Stranger: are you a doctor?
You: yes...gyno
You: ftw
Stranger: fucking duck tales

lol who was this?

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 11:35 AM

Ducktales owned.

Bender

03-31-2009, 11:37 AM

rofl

You: wanna get crunk?
Stranger: gtfo

Pop Da Hatch

03-31-2009, 11:39 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: so sexed up
Stranger: fuck obama
You: o god I want to
Stranger: maybe he could spew some socialism on your face
You: can only hope, would love to rip open that brown eye
You: lawl - high five
Stranger: or take someone else's juice and redistribute in your eyes
You: have you seen tapout - he will fucking kill you
Stranger: tapout is for mma posers
You: o shit, your a deadman
Stranger: for those of use that actually train mma
Stranger: us
Stranger: we hate you tapout fags
You: o snap, do you get crunk?
Stranger: mask was a d-bag
Stranger: no i dont
You: www.crunktimes.com/ct - should check it out.
Stranger: afrcom
Stranger: ar15.com
You: you are one dirty transexual
Stranger: thats what bill clinton said to hillary
Stranger: or monica
You: now you know how it feels and Im sure you love it
Stranger: yeah its great
Stranger: ballin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 11:42 AM

Stranger: at your service
You: i dont need a plumber.....
You: can you be a stripper?
Stranger: Joe Biden Then?
Stranger: stripper it is
You: preferrably a hot one
Stranger: Very very hot, and wet
You: no, wet is nasty. gets the pole all slimy
You: thats good for no one
Stranger: Ok dry, pole is not slimey
Stranger: taking off the corset noww
You: wait. your a chick?
You: awww fuck
Stranger: WTf, if im a stripper, what do you think
You: i want a stripper dude. no homo
Stranger: Are gay, cause women dont like strippers
You: terrible. you dont know women at all
Stranger: dont hate when you r typing a question, then then the other person provides the answer before you see it, but you send the question anyway
You: TLDR
Stranger: what TLDR
You: too long, didnt read
Stranger: i have to go

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 11:44 AM

no homo. lol

Jamesypoo

03-31-2009, 11:50 AM

:(

You: Herrow
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: asl?
You: no thanks, i've already eaten
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 11:56 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi sidi bramard
You: a sphincter says what?
You: No wai!
Stranger: a dog answer : strange, a speeking sphincter
You: Why did you call me sidi bramard then?
Stranger: becaus esidi bramard is the best man of the world
Stranger: watch on google images
You: So you consider me the best man of the world?
You: I am flattered.
Stranger: nop i consider me the best man of the world
You: Then why didn't you say you were?
You: Additionally, who said I give a fuck?

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 11:58 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NEED MORE COWBELL
Stranger: hello
You: I just pet my wombat
Stranger: are you jew ?
You: Course I'm jew. Ain't jew?
Stranger: Stranger:
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Stranger: everybody is jew
You: Goose steppin like a motha
Stranger: Ta gueule
Stranger: ROFL

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 11:59 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Would you like to buy some crack?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i do
You: I have a very large crack for you to purchase, but it isn't cheap.
Stranger: which?
You: Mine.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 11:59 AM

:(

wth

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 11:59 AM

They aren't very chatty

IDSkot

03-31-2009, 12:02 PM

You: Did you hear?
Stranger: about the giant penguin?
You: Wait... you don't know?!
Stranger: WHAT?!?!
You: THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
You: B-B-BA-BIRD BIRD BIRD
You: BIRD'S THE WORD!
You have disconnected.

It really is FTW.

Bender

03-31-2009, 12:05 PM

WHO IS THIS? THEY KNEW ABOUT MONKEY IT HAS TO BE JOO

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hello allison
You: wanna get crunk?
Stranger: allison why you gotta make me hurt a bitch?
You: http://crunktimes.com/ct/
You: nigga
Stranger: die monkey
You: tisnt monkey
You: tis offender
You: tis you?
Stranger: defender
Stranger: shit
You: what tis your nick kind sir?
Stranger: nev
You: fail no nev on http://crunktimes.com/ct/
Stranger: or nevville
You: what tis your nick?
You: on http://crunktimes.com/ct/
Stranger: ah
Stranger: oh
Stranger: xrip
You: bull shit
Stranger: shit jeah
You: Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.
You: no xrip on ct
Stranger: nothi ng close
Stranger: shit
You: t1m3 4 m3 t0 g3t crunk
You: http://crunktimes.com/ct/

IDSkot

03-31-2009, 12:06 PM

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You have disconnected.

YOU BASTARDS!

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 12:11 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hi!
Stranger: HOW IZ U?
You: NEED MORE COWBELL
Stranger: OH?
You: Yea, I just pet my wombat
You: I like jello
You: JELLO PUDDIN' POPS!!
You: JELLO PUDDIN' POPS!!
You: JELLO PUDDIN' POPS!!
You: JELLO PUDDIN' POPS!!
You: JELLO PUDDIN' POPS!!
You: Do you like peanutbutter?
Stranger: I do.
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: PEANUTBUTTA JELLY TIME!!
You: Whew. That was fun to sing
You: Got me a real fucking chatty cathy this time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 12:12 PM

WHO IS THIS? THEY KNEW ABOUT MONKEY IT HAS TO BE JOO

Wasn't me. Look up. Who ever that is, thought I was the jew.

IDSkot

03-31-2009, 12:14 PM

Wasn't me. Look up. Who ever that is, thought I was the jew.

I've only done a few... one was really lame, a few are good. I got Rick Rolled, though. D:

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 12:15 PM

im in the midst of a nice one....

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 12:15 PM

What. What did I say?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: The fuck you want?
You: Sayin hi to me like you know me.
Stranger: I say hi to strangers all the time.
You: Oh wait, is this stan?
Stranger: It really makes the world a better place.
You: You one of those crazy pedophiles or something? Sayin hi to people you don't know, hitting on children and shit?
Stranger: not at all!
You: Someone walks up to me and says hi, I punch them in the vagina. If that is what you call a better place, then cool.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 12:33 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a really hot guy?
You: i could be
You: if that is what you want
Stranger: yes please
You: ok, done.....im a hot guy
Stranger: brilliant. now rub yourself
You: wait, can you be a hot guy too? no homo
Stranger: no homo?
You: im not gay dude. LDO
Stranger: but you want me to be a hot guy too?
You: yes, preferrably
You: or maybe a manatee.
You: i think i could sex up a manatee
Stranger: so i want you to be a hot guy, you want me to be a hot guy but you're not gay. think we might need to have a chat about the meaning of the word
You: what word?
Stranger: homo
You: i said no homo.
Stranger: this is the most confusing conversation i've had in at least 2 hours on his site
You: you telling me youre not a hot guy?
Stranger: oh no i am
You: what are you?? gay?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: but you're not?
You: do you know what no homo means?
Stranger: clearly not
You: your english is poor
Stranger: maybe, there's more important things in life i think than being good at grammar
You: like sucking dick, and taking it in the ass?
Stranger: abso-fucking-lutely
You: no homo
Stranger: dont knock it till you've tried it
You: are you trying to get me to switch teams?
Stranger: it's never to late buddy, you can still be saved
You: this is worse than being hassled by those damn scientologists.
Stranger: lol, this is community service. I'm trying to save you from the drudgery of marriage and children
You: do you know spidermonkey?
You: i think he would be more receptive.
Stranger: Is that a person or an actual monkey?
You: he is a guy. fairly hot IMO. he has gay tendencies.
Stranger: really, like a desire for things to be tidy and a fondness for Cher?
You: yes and candles. shit loads of candles.
Stranger: thats more of a lesbian thing i think
Stranger: perhaps he's adyke?
You: that doesnt even make sense.
Stranger: i was joking. does he have actual gay tendencies or is that just bored college gossip
You: i thought we were talking about us.
You: youre so confusing
Stranger: we were talking about Spidermonkey i thought?
You: no, he is old news. im really a big deal.
Stranger: are you? why?
You: cause im the wiggler pimp
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: get crunk fool and you will know the answers to all your questions.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 12:33 PM

damn that one was long.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 12:34 PM

The site isnt loading now. Fucking POS

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 12:41 PM

Tappin broke it with that last one.

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 12:45 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi my name is mark and im a registered sex offender
You: the court requires me to disclose that to you before we begin our conversation
You: please respond
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 12:46 PM

i aint broke nuffin.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 12:46 PM

aint now working for me

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 12:48 PM

lolz. I like candles?

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 12:49 PM

lolz. I like candles?

LAWL!

shaneb

03-31-2009, 12:54 PM

I am in tears, this is hilarious. I keep trying, but I cna't think on my toes..maybe I'm not crunk :crap:

hoss

03-31-2009, 12:55 PM

I have a good one... Its probably one of you...

hoss

03-31-2009, 12:57 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: METAL!
You: PLASTIC!!
Stranger: WOOD!
You: flacid
Stranger: Ejaculate!
You: I like where this is going...
Stranger: That's what she said!
You: You seem very excited!
Stranger: Why is that!?!
You: Everything is an exclamation!
Stranger: Oh is it?!
You: So far!
Stranger: Hell yeah!
You: Fuck yeah!
You: Fuckity fuck fuck
You: !!
Stranger: Goddamn fucking YEAH!
Stranger: LOOK AT THESE FUCKING PEPPERS!!!!
You: Red?
You: Bell?
You: Jalepeno?
You: I cant make a squiggly n
You: like in jalepeno
Stranger: Oh I can!
You: Do it!
Stranger: Jalapeño!
You: FUCK TO THE YES!
Stranger: I'm the MAN!
You: Oh wait... You're a man?!
Stranger: So are YOU! (unless you're a woman! In which case you're the WOMAN!)
Stranger: YEAH!
You: Who am I kidding, they dont let women use computers...
You: not yet
Stranger: Zing!
You: that will be the end of us all...
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: Whodathunk.... a gir.
Stranger: girl... on the internet!
You: WARE?
You: OMG BEWBIES ON TEH INTERTUBES?
Stranger: YAAAAAAAA!
You: No wai
Stranger: YA RLY!!!!
You: ZOMG!
Stranger: Liek OMGWTFBBQ!
You: 4eels
Stranger: I feel my IQ slowly draining! BUT IT'S OK!
You: GOOOD!
You: Thats what internets are for
Stranger: HIGH FIVES!!!
You: Too far... I dont know you that well yet
Stranger: Shit.... I fucked up
You: It's ok, lets hug it out

hoss

03-31-2009, 01:10 PM

You: Can you pass me the yams?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I can
Stranger: BUT I WON'T!
Stranger: Because I'm an ASSHOLE!
You: You evil bastard...
You: Remember, I have guns...
You: And you have yams... AND I WANT THOSE FUCKING YAMS!!
Stranger: Hahaha fuck you
Stranger: I'm european
Stranger: I am inmune to guns
Stranger: Guns do not exist
Stranger: we do not believe in guns
Stranger: so they do not exist
Stranger: You lose!
You: How about if i just throw bullets at you?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: I hadn't thought of that
You: Thats right, I got around that little road block
Stranger: fine, here are your fuckin' yams
You: Thanks.

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 01:13 PM

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Stranger: hi stranger
You: crunktimes FTW
Stranger: whats a crunktime?
You: OMG! you dont know?
Stranger: i suppose i dont
Stranger: is it like poptarts?
You: its where all the monkeys, wiggers, uncle toms, and financial geniuses hang out
You: i guess its like pop tarts
Stranger: oh cool
You: there is a toasted
Stranger: so you burn your mouth if you are too hungry on crunktimes, got it
You: exactly
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IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 01:28 PM

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Stranger: yo
Stranger: sup?
You: I accidentall the whole chat.
You: Soup nga?
Stranger: no way
Stranger: im good
You: I'll be the judge of that.
Stranger: n im not a nigga ;D
You: Are you a crunkster?
Stranger: crunkster.. i think i dont know who's crunkster
Stranger: describe
You: You need to get in the know.
You: http://www.crunktimes.com/ct/
You: CT nga, betta reguhnice
Stranger: i dont understand u man ;D
You: That's because you aren't crunk.
Stranger: CT reminds me a counter terrorist
You: I don't expect you to understand this knowledge
Stranger: but i belive you dont mean it
Stranger: ok so tell me whos crunk
You: If you want to get with Supas mom you need to join http://www.crunktimes.com/ct/ and complete the crunk mission laid out by the monkey.
Stranger: nah i dont care , this is kind of bullshit i think anyway
Stranger: im out of here, thanks for chat , bye
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Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 01:29 PM

Stranger: hi
You: Wtf , where are you
You: I am in crunktimes
Stranger: nice
You: I think so, but Flip can't sign on
You: Did yo9u come here for the gangbang?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: npe
Stranger: nope
You: I think it may start a little later?
You: Paper or plastic?

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 01:33 PM

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 01:34 PM

Brown bag that shit

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 01:34 PM

Yep.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 01:40 PM

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You: The fuck?
Stranger: hello strange new frienhd
Stranger: fuck what?
You: where the fuck you come from?
Stranger: Canada
Stranger: where are you?
You: How the fuck did this get on my sscreen?
Stranger: you put it there
You: Are you hacking me?
You: No, I don't use chats
Stranger: I AM HACKMAN
You: I'm contacting the FBI
Stranger: I already contacted the CIA
You: This is an invasion of my privacy
Stranger: then why are you still talking tome?
You: What is your name, so I can document this atrocity
You: I don't know how to counter your hack.
Stranger: I told you Gene Hackman
You: I just use this thing to balance my checkbook
You: I don't appreciatew you hiding my quicktime from me.
Stranger: you talk to stangers to balanc your check book
Stranger: I stole your quicktime
Stranger: better go to h and r block
You: No, I talk to family with the outlook express and check finances with MS money, now this shit comes on and I can't see any of it.
Stranger: c'mon
You: You deleted it all

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 01:41 PM

LOL, this is just like the responses I got today.

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You: Paper or plastic
Stranger: paper
You: why?
Stranger: sounds better
You: Do you know it take more enrgy to produce paper
You: It takes more energy to recycle as well.
Stranger: i dont care

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 01:42 PM

Huh. The pedo convo didn't get him but the FF did. lel

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Stranger: hi
You: Paper or plastic?
Stranger: paper, without a doubt
Stranger: u?
You: Paper also.
Stranger: goood
Stranger: asl
You: I like to take a paper bag into the bathroom stall because when you put the little boy in it to penetrate from behind, people outside the stall can't see his legs
You: All they hear is crinkle crinkle
Stranger: Excellent. Must try
You: You ever tap that ass while trippin on the road?
Stranger: all the time, it's my thing
You: That's pretty ballin.
Stranger: deffo man
You: I like to be mean muggin while drift
You: You drift?
Stranger: yup
You: Do you have a 10 second car?
Stranger: 14
You: Cuz I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
You: You need some overnight parts from Japan mayne.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i know i know
You: You promised me a 10 second car.
You: it must be the tuna
You: Do you like tuna?
Stranger: anchovies
You: Look, I'm a cop. I've been a cop since the day I met you.
Stranger: i thought so
You: no you didn't. You were too busy making me tuna sammiches.
Stranger: oh :(
You: Ask any racer. Any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or by a mile. Winning is winning.
Stranger: thats damn right
You: Had me? You never had me. You never had your car.
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Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 01:42 PM

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: are u mean?
You: I think people that willingly select plastic should be drug out to the street and shot. People that use reusable bags are cool. It’s okay to be a hippy if you don't mind me snickering at you while we're in line. I prefer paper. Better for the environment all the way around.

What a weird fucking question anyhow. Are you writing a paper on grocery store educate?

Stranger: why?
Stranger: hippy
Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
You: It's time for a CHANGE
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IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 01:44 PM

I can't get anyone to take me seriously on this issue.

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Stranger: hi
You: Paper or Plastic?
Stranger: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
You: Yes, but do you think they use Paper or plastic?
Stranger: I think they use PVC
Stranger: I farted
You: I prefer reusable cloth
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 01:44 PM

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 01:45 PM

lol

tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 01:49 PM

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Stranger: hello
You: say hi to flip
Stranger: hi to flip
You: he cant post
Stranger: but who is he?
Stranger: or she, don't know
You: my finiancial advisor
You: he got blocked by the government
Stranger: why are You telling me so horrible things?
You: paper or plastic?
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 01:49 PM

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Stranger: hola
You: All right stop collaborate and listen
You: Ice is back with my brand new invention

You: Something grabs a hold of me tightly

You: Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
You: Will it ever stop yo I don't know
You: Turn off the lights and I'll glow

You: To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
You: Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
You: Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
You: I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
You: Deadly when I play a dope melody
You: Anything less than the best is a felony
You: Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You: You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play

You: If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
You: Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
You: Your turn
Stranger: o co ci kurwa biega?
You: The fuck did you just say? That is not how the song goes. Are you retarded?

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 01:51 PM

:laugh:

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 01:52 PM

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Stranger: YO
Stranger: yo yo
You: Hi. Did you know I got banned for being a Kicker rep, spamming, and abusing my avatar?
You: Fuckign year in the clilnk for that shit. Serious Business.
You: Course I came back though.
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tappin_azz

03-31-2009, 01:53 PM

LAWL at vanilla ice

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 01:57 PM

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Stranger: Did you know that turtles breath out their ass?
You: Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Stranger: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.
Stranger: GOODBYE.
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Uh....

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 01:59 PM

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Stranger: hi?
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asdf?
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hoss

03-31-2009, 02:01 PM

This was only really fun for a short period...

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 02:03 PM

Stranger: 'allo
You: I don't have the energy to blog about such useless things but I do feel the need to vent the extraordinary amount of stupid things I (we) encounter that don't have enough meat for a real thread. So, periodically, I'm going to do useless ramblings about bs of varying importance (domestic and international).

By the way, I know that this thread is probably the dumb thing you heard/read/saw today.

Stranger: *scratch head*
You: Paper or plastic?
Stranger: Plastic ftw?
You: NOoooooooo!
Stranger: oh shi-
You: exactly
You: You screwed that up.
Stranger: What can I say? I'm a screw up
You: Well, you could start by promising that you wont cut Jay Cutler
Stranger: I will buy some snakes, call them my babies and people will run. "RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN" They'll say!
You: Lies.
You: Why do you feel the need to come and tell lies about a snakes and whatnot?
Stranger: Snakes are the way forward
You: Why do you feel the need to come here and tell lies about snakes and such?
You: Is supas mom with you?
Stranger: Yeah, just taking a nap
You: PIIHB
Stranger: ...'xactly
You: How is paper a better choice all around?

It takes more energy to produce and recycle paper. It uses valuable forestry resources. It could be argued that the effects from paper bag production are equally harmful to that of plastic.

I don't mind the snickers. My cloth reusable bags are dope as shit.

Why can't I ask thoughtful questions without an agenda? No I am not writing any paper that has to do with this subject. Just read a story about it while researching a different issue lol.

Stranger: Intriguing
You: I was fairly certain the last time that I reviewed this debate that there was no clear cost-benefit analysis done between paper and plastic; there was no consensus, either, but media seemed to be about 2/3 pro-plastic 1/3 pro-paper..

Regardless, I use re-usable bags when grocerying. If I don't have the bags with me at another store, I just refuse a bag altogether.

Personally, I am not for the tax. I would prefer that the companies let the consumer choose; despite mass stupidity, my experiences thus far have indicated that the majority are at least interested in re-usable bags, and with continued education I think that will trend up as well.

Stranger: I think that about sums everything up
Stranger: Should be quiet
Stranger: You could start a revolution with that shit
You: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I get plastic bags. I use them for trash bags and reuse them all the time around my apartment for various things.

Typically plastic bags get 2 or 3 uses before I throw them out. So meh... All you liberals can recycle and I'll keep just doing what I do
Stranger: We don't have a choice between Paper and Plastic in Sansbury's so stfu
Stranger: I'll use Plastic and like it
You: Where the fuck did I say plastic bags aren't bad? I am just stating that paper can be considered equally as bad.

the and was right in between ...to produce AND recycle. You chose to only address one side of that, troll.

Stranger: 4chan, how queer
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shaneb

03-31-2009, 02:04 PM

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You: oh god

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 02:07 PM

This was a long troll and I swear it is someone here. Perhaps Tama since he is the only brit I know here. I am sure we were trolling each other.

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You: Paper or Plastic?
Stranger: rubber
You: I have never seen rubber bags.
You: I prefer reusable cloth.
Stranger: hello dave
You: Very sturdy and environmentally friendly.
You: Who is dave?
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You: But I didn't solicit any minors
You: Or miners for that matter.
You: I actually prefer my men old, wrinkly and without teeth.
Stranger: i don't know some dude asked me to pass it on?
Stranger: anyways sorry for weirdness
Stranger: let me ask you something
Stranger: what kind of power would u prefer?
Stranger: wind, solar, nuclear or fossil?
You: In this order:
You: Wind, then nuclear, then solar then fossil
Stranger: why wind?
You: I break wind often so it is only natural
Stranger: but wind can't provie that much powr
Stranger: people have misconception that the faster it winds the more power you get
Stranger: nope it's not
You: On the contrary, it is very efficient. The foot print is small and they can be placed out in the ocean and nearly anywhere not habited
Stranger: if wind speed exceeds over 35 mph it will break down
You: Speed has no bearing on it
Stranger: nope nuclear is better
You: The props have breaks on them to keep them from spinning too fast
Stranger: yes
You: It's hirrifc when these breks fail

Stranger: but every so often it fails
Stranger: i like nuclear because it is safe
You: Nuclear has more inherit risk, but in terms of efficiency is fantastic
Stranger: actually it's not
You: its' "possibility of harm" is why I place wind at top
Stranger: radioactivity can be converted by beta, or alpha particles
Stranger: so it would become stable
You: My wind can be converted to numerous things
Stranger: i believe european countries are using 90% nuclear
Stranger: wind to what?
Stranger: tell me
You: Anyway, we still have yet to tackle which shopping bags to use
You: You have hijacked my chat and I am offended
Stranger: you have to worry about the aerodynamics
Stranger: and also the wind direction
You: Wind to heat. Methane is flammable.
You: If I get cold at night, I burn my wind
Stranger: methane is also harmful
You: It won't give me 3 eyes
Stranger: to the environment
Stranger: neither will nuclear
You: I cover my face with the cloth shopping bag to reduce exposure to the methane.
You: I t works well
Stranger: u expose to CO2
Stranger: which means that you have less oxygen and you're most likely to sufficate inside your bag
You: That's ok though. I am used to CO2. It is abundant in my beer.
Stranger: and soda
You: I dont druink soda
You: It takes up room that the beer could use
You: We call it op too, ya damn redneck
You: *pop
Stranger: right
Stranger: seems like someone's having a bad day
Stranger: chill out
You: Why? Because I don't want to kill the world with nuclear meltdowns and call POP sodas?
Stranger: this is the reason why i only talk to smart people, nuclear is only dangerous if it gets to wrong hands
You: I can't chill out. It is quite warm where I live
You: FYI
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: it's ACTUALLY SAFE ON THE ENVIRONMENT
Stranger: simpson has the wrong conception
You: Smart people? You can't even answer the paper or plastic yet consider yourself smart?
Stranger: that's not nuclear power plant, they were researching by destroying the environment
Stranger: i would consider paper rather than plastic
You: The wind has no potential of meltdown even in the wrong hands
You: I guess the people of cherynoble were the wrong hands
You: I'll let them knpow
Stranger: nope, but the energy would be sufficient
Stranger: for that much money used on building it
Stranger: and when one of them breaks down TAX PAYING TIME~~!!! YAY
Stranger: you just last 1.5million dollar wind mill
Stranger: WHOOT
Stranger: lost*
You: Well then Mr. Power. You do realize that making paper products uses more power.
You: You just lost your own game.
Stranger: yes but plastic doesn't break down
Stranger: that's why i prefer paper
You: Go buy reusable cloth you environmental nightmare.
Stranger: and says who?
Stranger: i can make recycled paper
Stranger: it's just that you don't know how to make one yourself
Stranger: PBS buddy
Stranger: PBS channel
You: recycled paper takes more enrgy as well, unless you want to make some weakass shit that won't even hold your produce
You: What do you have against a cloth reusable, that doesnt rely on trees being cut down?
Stranger: or so you think
Stranger: cloth is good

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 02:08 PM

Stranger: i never said anything cloth being bad
Stranger: you just assumed
You: I suppose you think the plans on the internet for converting your car to hydrogen work too
You: :rolleyes:
Stranger: go back to our convo and see if i said anything ANYTHING ABOUT CLOTH BEING BAD
Stranger: don't get mad
You: You never mentioned it as your choice either.
You: Nor did you say anything good.
Stranger: you never asked in the first place
You: I don't need
Stranger: you said paper or plastic
You: A critical thinker steps outside the question
You: Proving you aren't as smart as you claim
Stranger: and then you said u prefer reusable cloth
Stranger: you never gave me that option in the first place
You: I have the same log as you. I don't need it copied and pasted.
You: I don't need to
Stranger: u never gave me that as an option in the first place
You: You need to step out of the bounds of the question and give the best solution
Stranger: not really usually that only applies for theories
You: I never said it wasn't an answer either
Stranger: NOT rhetorical questions
Stranger: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
You: It applies to anything in life
You: Do you go around thinking only 2 solutions work for everything
You: I feel sorry for you
Stranger: theory my friend that's how we get answers
Stranger: nah you just feel agitated, because i stole your spotlight
Stranger: good day sir
Stranger: BRITISH RULE
You: No I am not.
You: Monty Python rox
Stranger: no wonder nobody likes americans, they're all dumb and narrow minded
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:10 PM

Fuck that was a long one.

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:10 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: good afternoon.
You: It is not afternoon yet.
Stranger: oh but it is here.
You: Your clocks must be fast.
You: it is only 12:00
Stranger: nah son.
Stranger: it's 3.
You: No it isn't.
Stranger: on the east coast.
You: I'm looking at my watch right now.
You: Well the east coast is wrong then.
Stranger: fine. it's 12:00 then.
You: Thank you.
You: Now that we have that straight.
You: What's next?
Stranger: what's up
You: paper or plastic?
Stranger: plastic.
Stranger: boxers or breifs?
You: Do you think shoppers should be taxed on plastic bags?
You: I ask the questions around here.
Stranger: ok, ok.
Stranger: uh. well. it's not exactly the shoppers' fault
You: Did you know that we have mountian lions and you have sharks?
Stranger: stores have been using them for years, and now all of the sudden
You: Yea I said the same thing when they started taxing tobacco
Stranger: tobacco i understand
You: I was like FUCK! You gonna take my ngas away too? WTF is next?
Stranger: it shouldn't be legal, but i has to be because its such a staple of society
Stranger: it*
You: Then we went to war and that was totally wack
You: I lost my whole heard of ngas to the north
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IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 02:15 PM

lol

Ya hurd?

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 02:18 PM

My quickest one.

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Stranger: is it happening?
You: The fuck on
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Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:36 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, I'm a student from Sweden. I'd like to chat. If you don't want to chat say "BULUBALA"
You: abracadabra
Stranger: I'm impressed!
You: So do you spit or swallow?
Stranger: BULUBALA

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IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 02:38 PM

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:42 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: eco

Stranger: echo

You: o

Stranger: ouuu what?

You: what are you wearing

Stranger: my personality

Stranger: u?

You: hopefully you

Stranger: wearing me?...where?

You: all over my face

Stranger: how?

You: so do you spit or swallow?

Stranger: i kick ass

Stranger: interested?

You: riviting

Stranger: not at all

Stranger: revenge

You: I'll be your batman if I can be your robin?

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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:43 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: You know. I was wrong once in my life.
Stranger: where do U come from?
Stranger: when?
You: I thought I was wrong and I turned out to be right. Pissed me off.
Stranger: in ur childhood?
You: Can you change your name please? I was raised to not talk to strangers.
Stranger: I'm so sorry
Stranger: I've candy, want some?
You: What kind?
Stranger: chocolate
You: No thanks. I don't like chocolate.
Stranger: come on! get on my van
You: You kidding me? I would never get into a van. Talk about ghetto.

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:44 PM

:hahaha:

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:46 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiya

You: you had me at hi

Stranger: you what

You: oh I'm high

You: on you

Stranger: fun

You: what are you wearing?

You: want a pearl necklace?

You: el oh?

Stranger: oh sorry

Stranger: forgot about this

You: you need a spankin

Stranger: for a minute

Stranger: i do not

You: bend over for me

Stranger: k

You: so do you spit or swallow?

Stranger: both

You: kinky

Stranger: ya

You: lets meet

Stranger: k

You: I mean meat

Stranger: k

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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:48 PM

You: you had me at hi

HAHA I was jsut gonna do that.

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:50 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi im akeem from segunda

You: I've always wanted a monkey with 5 asses

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Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:51 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: mike?!?!?!?!

You: yup

Stranger: nope

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lying bastard!

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:52 PM

lel

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:57 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 500 - Internal Server Error

You: ahoy matey

Stranger: Arr, you ye be doing?

You: I'm manning the harpoons!

You: Whales everywhere!

Stranger: Aye, need a hand with them, they be large loads of blubber

You: Fat bitches running amuck!

Stranger: I lost my hand to one..

Stranger: Sucked clean off the wrist.

You: Did you have the last twinkie?

Stranger: Nope, cake.

You: Oh that's worse

Stranger: It be a lie

Stranger: Wild Abra Uses Teleport!

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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 02:58 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yes or no?
Stranger: Yes!!
You: True or False?
Stranger: False
You: A or B
Stranger: Z??
Stranger: B please
You: I knew it. I take bukake to the face and like it.
Stranger: Didn't get that!!
You: Your mother and father would be so upset with you.
Stranger: haha!
You: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Stranger: It's an urban myth, the internet says!
Stranger: XD
You: What, the shame you should have for yourself?
Stranger: Nah, the bukake
You: Oh yea? Then what is this? http://www.free50.net/0ads/cumshots_ns/chcs-1(7).jpg
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Bender

03-31-2009, 03:06 PM

Wasn't me. Look up. Who ever that is, thought I was the jew.

i wasnt sayin it was you

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The fuck?
Stranger: hello strange new frienhd
Stranger: fuck what?
You: where the fuck you come from?
Stranger: Canada
Stranger: where are you?
You: How the fuck did this get on my sscreen?
Stranger: you put it there
You: Are you hacking me?
You: No, I don't use chats
Stranger: I AM HACKMAN
You: I'm contacting the FBI
Stranger: I already contacted the CIA
You: This is an invasion of my privacy
Stranger: then why are you still talking tome?
You: What is your name, so I can document this atrocity
You: I don't know how to counter your hack.
Stranger: I told you Gene Hackman
You: I just use this thing to balance my checkbook
You: I don't appreciatew you hiding my quicktime from me.
Stranger: you talk to stangers to balanc your check book
Stranger: I stole your quicktime
Stranger: better go to h and r block
You: No, I talk to family with the outlook express and check finances with MS money, now this shit comes on and I can't see any of it.
Stranger: c'mon
You: You deleted it all

lol win

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:07 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Howdy Stranger

You: my mom told me to never talk to strangers

Stranger: So did Ronny James Dio

Stranger: Here we still are talking to strangers

You: his music sucks

Stranger: Quite true, but he has a good voice

Stranger: Still even

You: You know how I know you're gay?

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Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:10 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: bullshit asshole nobody likes the tuna here

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nice

Stranger: shit movie though

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Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:13 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: :3

You: 8=======D

Stranger: ohh myy

Stranger: hehe

You: turns you on huh?

Stranger: yeah my cocks getting real hard :P

You: my buthole puckered

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: touche anon

You: my browneye just winked at you

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you win bai

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IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 03:17 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey.
You: Soup nga?
Stranger: THATS FUCKING RACIST.
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:17 PM

The fuck does everyone think we're from 4chan? Those queefs get too much credit.

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:18 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey.
You: Soup nga?
Stranger: THATS FUCKING RACIST.
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HAHAHA!

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:18 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Josh McDaniels sucks donkey dick!

You: his mind is full of images of Matt Cassel playing PONG naked on his couch sipping on Merlot

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IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 03:22 PM

The fuck does everyone think we're from 4chan? Those queefs get too much credit.

Ya, I'm getting that and people from UK who think anyone from the US sucks.

Bender

03-31-2009, 03:23 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hji
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21 m usa
You: old as fuck, male, hell
You: im satan
Stranger: right on
You: joo want it in the ass?
Stranger: your mother sucks bunions in hell
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:24 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats up
You: The ceiling
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: fuck bitches.
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:24 PM

We seem to be having an adverse effect on this community.

kill_joy

03-31-2009, 03:24 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi;)
Stranger: male or female?
You: both...
Stranger: ?
You: I am both...
Stranger: What that is mean?
You: I have a dick and a pussy
Stranger: next:/
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Bender

03-31-2009, 03:25 PM

Bender

03-31-2009, 03:25 PM

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: Hmmmmmm
Stranger: What should I lie
You: old as fuck, male, hell
Stranger: That's good then
You: idc i am satan bitch
Stranger: I'll go for that
You: wanna fight about it?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I've never been in a real fist fight
Stranger: It'd be worth it
You: turn your ass around here and i will pound your anus
Stranger: awesome, let me find my mudkipz doll
Stranger: then it wil lbe perfect
You: bring your joo friends
Stranger: Boxxy: win or no win?
You: hitler has something for them
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kill_joy

03-31-2009, 03:30 PM

This is a great way to kill some time....lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!!!
You: sup NGA
Stranger: whats NGA?
You: its NGA
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: stfu NGA
Stranger: fuck off asshole!!
You: NGA PLZ

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 03:31 PM

I play the Brit and find an american lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: Good day
Stranger: evenin
You: From whereabouts do you hail?
Stranger: the dryest desrt of arizona
Stranger: and you good sah
You: Well it isn't evening yet over in your shithole of a country
You: You bloody americans are so damn stupid
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: america fuckin sucks
Stranger: fuck world trade
Stranger: fuck the goverment
You: Well at least your stupid ass realizes it.
Stranger: im fat too
You: Figures
Stranger: cuz im american
Stranger: right
Stranger: cuz all americans are fat
You: too many cheeseburgers
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: we should be more healthy
Stranger: like those scrawny little retarded brit fags
You: Lay off the chips mate
Stranger: who need our help
Stranger: to do anythin
Stranger: because theyre little bitches
You: We don't need your bloody help.
Stranger: tht talk like they have balls in their mouths
Stranger: yea
Stranger: then stop askin for it
You: it was us who has to hold your hand when you decide to invade countries
Stranger: ur military is nothin
Stranger: without ur help
Stranger: our
Stranger: help
Stranger: go overdose on heroin brit fag
You: Barbaric creatures
Stranger: go eat a bat
Stranger: ozzy osbourne soundin fag
Stranger: wanker
Stranger: bloody wanker
You: He lives in a america with all the other assholes
Stranger: go play castle wolfenstein
You: Go fuck your borther
Stranger: go try n be punk
Stranger: but u cant
Stranger: bollock fag
Stranger: u will never know anarchy
You: Punk was born here, yet I digress. It means naught and you are only throwing red herrings into the issue.
Stranger: punk fasion was born there
Stranger: faggot
You: You need a music lesson along with your academics
Stranger: o boy u have a mohawk n a jacket with studs
Stranger: ur real punk
You: It isn't surprising

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:31 PM

kill_joy

03-31-2009, 03:36 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: who's there

You: who's cock is bigger, mine or your dads?

Stranger: my dad's a transvestite

Stranger: so yours

Stranger: dick

You: stop beating around his bush and answer the question

Stranger: that doesn't change the fact it's only 2 inches

Stranger: I just did, retard

Stranger: I love harassing strangers

Stranger: asshole

You: that's 2" more than your mom has ever gotten

Stranger: it makes me feel nice

You: you're so kind

Stranger: sure, I was made without any sex

You: actually very nice

Stranger: my mother stared to the heavens and god fucked her with his spirit

Stranger: I am, of course, over 2000 years old, you know

Stranger: *I put on my robe and wizard hat*

Stranger: so, what's up?

Stranger: not much, eh

Stranger: cat's got your typing finger?

Stranger: or are you masturbating with two hands now

Stranger: fuck you, I'm leaving

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lol funny as hell

Now im Australian

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Stranger: Hi!
You: ello mate
Stranger: from down under?
You: damn right, mate
Stranger: i'm from finland
Stranger: quite opposite really
You: wtf, you have no accent, mate?!?!
Stranger: nah just trying to do my best
You: you should type like the swedish cook from seaseme street....
Stranger: lol, i've seen that
You: don't you all talk like that?
You: mate
Stranger: right...
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kill_joy

03-31-2009, 03:43 PM

Tried to use only the lyrics to "Land down under"

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Stranger: Nope
You: You better run, you better take cover.
Stranger: ooh I'm scared!
You: I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
You: Oh! Do you come from a land down under?
Stranger: Depends where you are
You: Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Stranger: I can't hear anything cause I'm laughing so much :P
You: give me a vegemite sandwich
Stranger: *gives you a vegemite sandwich*
You: You better run, you better take cover.
Stranger: oh jeez
You: He was six foot four and full of muscles
Stranger: really
Stranger: thats great
You: Do you speak-a my language?
Stranger: I'm not sure I do
Stranger: I'm a little confused
You: I come from a land down under
Stranger: Australia?
You: On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
Stranger: As fun as this is, I'm leaving.
Stranger: Au revoir!
You: I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:45 PM

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: What do you think the odds are that one of us is a troll?
Stranger: 50 /50
You: Oh it is much more than that.
Stranger: so ur a troll?
You: I'm not going to give you answers, just clues.
You: I don't spoon feed the needy.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im not needy
You: Then why the fuck are you asking questions? You obviously need answers.
Stranger: i asked 1 question
You: Yea? You trying to valildate your needyness?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 03:47 PM

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:47 PM

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: yellow

Stranger: hello

You: echo?

Stranger: hello

You: show me your O face

Stranger: hello

Stranger: Grandfather, is that you/

Stranger: no grandpa

You: so do you spit or swallow?

Stranger: dont do that

Stranger: no grandpa no

Stranger: nooooo

Stranger: please not again

Stranger: it's all my fault isnt it

Stranger: no grandpa dont touch me there

You: let me get my whip

You: I'm gonna capcodtulsa your ass

Stranger: shit

Stranger: .....

Stranger: I'm a Zebra you fuckhead

You: I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Stranger: ....

You: fuckin ref

Stranger: I'm a zebra you fuckhead

You: you fuckin refs gave that game to the Steelers

Stranger: I'm a zebra you fuck head, here is a picture of me as proof http://www.jao.com/africa/ngorongoro/gazelle.jpg

You: that's a gazelle dumbass

Stranger: I'm a zebra you fuckhead

You: muthafucka I can read

You: I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

You: you starin at the screen like you want some of this

Stranger: .....

Stranger: ASL?

You: More than you can afford pal!

Stranger: Me, 12/Zebra/African Dessert

Stranger: How bout you?

You: fuckin Nigerian scammer

Stranger: all you have to do is send me your checking informaation with your socia security number

Stranger: so that I can release the funds left behind from my royal father

Stranger: into a us accuont

Stranger: in return I wil ldonate 2.3 million us funds to your name

You: I'll send you a box full of horse semen and cow shit

Stranger: My grandmother was a nigerian scam you immature fuchead

Stranger: Yeeeeeeahhhh telll me mroe

You: bitch you can't even spell right

You: you need Jesus in your life

You have disconnected.

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 03:55 PM

I guess that answers that question lol

Most indeed. :bad:

wasted ink

03-31-2009, 04:02 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: nga!
You: helllo
Stranger: yeahhhhhhhhh
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :P
Stranger: how're you?
You: good
You: are you a girl or a dude
Stranger: a dude
Stranger: you?
You: which would you prefer?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: female of course
Stranger: seriously tho
Stranger: m/f?
You: s
You: shemale
Stranger: lmao

I don't get it.

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 04:12 PM

you homo

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 04:15 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi ;p

You: I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

Stranger: r u polish?

You: like the sausauge

Stranger: please say no!

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Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 04:16 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey there!

You: can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 04:36 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello?
You: OK, I am a biut rusty on all this
You: is this where i say, how many roses for around the world?
Stranger: are you new? wtf is up with this place today, its like super easy to find people to talk to and they are all weird :S
You: Why is that weird? Oh wait that is more code. I need to look that up.
You: I have 200 roses, will this get me around the world?
Stranger: usually it searches for like 2 mins before you can find someone, now im getting people every 2 seconds?!
Stranger: what?
You: Well isn't that good for business?
Stranger: lol um sure
Stranger: asl?
You: Now were getting somewhere
You: I am 50, plan on getting it from you, any place you like
You: aren't you afriad of the authorities if we stop using code?
Stranger: 50??!
Stranger: arent u a little old to be on this ?
You: I may be old, but everything still works. I have pills for it
Stranger: um...ew
You: Back in my day though, there was none of this code and complicated measure of getting a hooker. We just went to the ghetto and talked to the nice lady on the corner
You: So we gonna do this or what? I don't have all day. Gotta get back fro wheel of fortune
You: hello?

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 04:38 PM

lelz

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 04:38 PM

wtf is up with this place today, its like super easy to find people to talk to and they are all weird :S

We're taking over the internets one chat room at a time.

Porch Monkey

03-31-2009, 04:51 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: UG

You: I'm looking for little boys.

Stranger: really

You: Yes

Stranger: I have some in my closet give me a minute

You: Would they like to play tugawar with me?

Stranger: wouldent reccomend it, they have axes

You: Or Pin The Tail On The Donkey?

Stranger: the small one has a .45

You: perhaps some candy to intice them?

Stranger: in a creepy shady van with Free cnady painted on the side?

You: Do you mind if I break off a piece of my KitKat Bar for them?

Stranger: no, go right ahead

You: their .40 is no match for my .50 cannon!

You: .45*

Stranger: 19inch cannon

You: around?

Stranger: battle ship?

You: so which one of us is the troll?

Stranger: who cares

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IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 04:55 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Well, hello.
You: You will have to bare with me, I am a bit rusty on how all this goes.
Stranger: Certainly
You: Is this where I ask "how many roses for around the world?"
Stranger: Rusty?!
Stranger: You're doing great.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: ask that, now.
You: How many rose for around the world?
Stranger: 17?
You: that's cheaper than the last whor... errr lady
You: Good deal then.
You: How shall we arrange the floral arrangment?
Stranger: You know, I'm a cheap date
You: My vase or yours?
Stranger: My sisters?
You: Oh my. Is this 2 for 1?
You: What corner is the flower shop on?
Stranger: What did you think I was offering!
You: What do you think I am proposing?
Stranger: I'm unsure now
You: You said I was doing good, so I assumed we were on keel
You: So lets start over.
You: Hopw many roses for aROUND THE WORLD?
You: Oh hell lets start easy and just do ATM.
Stranger: Oh, k.
You: So you are down for that?
Stranger: Yes... sir? ma'am?
You: no need for formalities, just call me buddy
You: lol
You: This place is funny
Stranger: I must agree.
Stranger: But, I must go pick up my car now.
You: Sweet then I will expect you in 10 mins
You: ?
You: I hope you have a big trunk, cause Im gonna park my bike in it.
Stranger: Expect me in five.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 05:01 PM

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Stranger: Okay, that is all of the information the FBI has requested. Thank you.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 05:03 PM

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You: Dyslexia has I
Stranger: ot em
You: You are how?
Stranger: well
You: WOW
Stranger: where are your whearabouts
You: us like people find to hard
You: Uganda from am I
Stranger: is this a scam

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 05:17 PM

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Stranger: age? location?
You: change your name right meow!
Stranger: sounds purrrrfect to me
You: I can't talk to strangers
Stranger: 'cept i can't
You: Well I certainly can't change it for you
Stranger: i tgink we'll have to live with that
Stranger: where are you located
You: In a basement
Stranger: in a windowless office meself
Stranger: are you catching mice or something?
You: My doors are like from the outside and the room is paddded
You: locked
You: I catch mice only when they forget to feed me
Stranger: exciting
You: not so much
You: they tell me it is nice out there
Stranger: which country is this basement in?
You: I don't know
You: Ihave been here for as long as I remember
You: I only know what they let me know
Stranger: ah well you're online clearly
Stranger: so you can maybe find out where you are
You: Yes, but much is monitored and blocked
You: This site will be soon I'm sure
Stranger: i see
Stranger: where are you from though
You: I don't know this.
You: All I know is these 4 walls
Stranger: you're a robot?
You: no, I am human
Stranger: do you need any help?
You: Iam like a flower in the attic
You: I wouldn't know how anyone can help me
Stranger: yea but if they could then what help would you like
You: I'd like some fried chicken and pronos
You: pornos
Stranger: ha but you don't want to get out
Stranger: eh?
You: Why would I? I get fed. All i need is some pornos and chicken and Im straight
You: They never give me the chicken
Stranger: ok i gotta go home

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 05:57 PM

Stranger: hello
Stranger: nude?
You: what's your excuse?
Stranger: i'm sexy
You: How do you know?
Stranger: because its how you feel, not how people see you
Stranger: i know how i feel
You: Oh, sounds like something a loser would say.
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 06:01 PM

lel

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 06:05 PM

I swear I think I spend half of my attempts talkng to you guys.

Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 06:10 PM

I swear I think I spend half of my attempts talkng to you guys.

HAHAHA! I was thinking the same thing but no one has posted my responses yet.

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 06:12 PM

Stranger: hey do you like to wank?
You: Whao. You are on top of your game. Don't for get to text me at 6:30 (my time) in the morning again fully knowing that I don't wake up until 7:30 shnookums..

Stranger: so you like a good wank?
You: WTF is your excuse?
Stranger: its a yes or no question
You: No it's not.
You: oh snaps. my bad.

I was excited.
Stranger: are you a robot?
You: Oh... I should have figured that one out on my own.

Stranger: oh fuck, i'm talking to fucking robot
You: Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

Stranger: you are boring
You: Why do you think I am a robot?
Stranger: or you like to copy and paste
You: No ass rape?

Stranger: well fuck you then , you stupid robo ass fuck head then!!
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Spider Monkey

03-31-2009, 06:15 PM

robot. lel

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 10:13 PM

I swear I think I spend half of my attempts talkng to you guys.

HAHAHA! I was thinking the same thing but no one has posted my responses yet.

I know I keep waiting for confirmation i here that I had been had. there are a lot of trolls in there.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 10:13 PM

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 10:20 PM

Deja fucking vu

Was that you??

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 10:23 PM

no, but I have seen those lines somehwere.

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 10:24 PM

no, but I have seen those lines somehwere.

Oh. Yeah, I thought if I ran into a crunkster by chance they would recognize them as little slices of crunk.

IamDeMan

03-31-2009, 10:26 PM

Oh. Yeah, I thought if I ran into a crunkster by chance they would recognize them as little slices of crunk.

No doubt. I would have thought it was SM once I read this "Whao. You are on top of your game. Don't for get to text me at 6:30 (my time) in the morning again fully knowing that I don't wake up until 7:30 "

darthvibrator

03-31-2009, 10:29 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh me oh my oh hai
You: WHATS UP NIG NOG!
Stranger: noting just chillin at popeye's
You: popeyes is tight.
Stranger: they have chicken and biscuits son!
Stranger: but no grape drink, what up with tha
You: i love the popcorn chicken, it made me shit myself once in front of my girl
Stranger: word
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: i once came in my bitch's mashed potatoes, the bitch ate em
Stranger: if not her face was gonna be rihhanaas
Stranger: fuck yeah cyber, why not?
You: i once let me girl stick her dick in my ass
Stranger: tranny fuck, u was tight?
You: hey hold up nigs, how are you in popeyes? you on an iphone or some shit?
You: with da internets?
Stranger: i fucking phone... im ballin right here
You: ahh shit, i got my samsuck right here. im from the ghetto. im actually a dirty jew. no offense.
You: striaght out of the slums in jewland
Stranger: no offense my nigga.. dirty jews are aright
Stranger: how much jew ass u get my man?
You: hmmm, what about good jews though. i mean, they're dirty too
You: i dont get any. they wont fuck with me cause my shit is circumsized
You: plus they got these bohemoth rabbi shlongs and shit
Stranger: ah shit man.. u just get some crazy glue and potato skin. if us have tiny dick just pist the fuck out of them bitches
You: i swear the foreskin adds at least 3 inches...in width
Stranger: wouldnt know, im happy with my dick
Stranger: bitches all look like they be torn in half
You: whats funny is they got these jewfros on their balls. shit reminds me of a motza ball that got dropped in a bag of shaved pubes
Stranger: thats some disgusting shit
You: im just telling it like it is bro
Stranger: well, u can get them bitches
Stranger: some of them dont like the skin
Stranger: like my bitch at home that always peels the skin from the chicken
You: my girl likes the skin. she said it taste like pork rinds and shit
Stranger: she sucking another mans dick?
You: im circumsized, so i just suck my uncircumsized brother off and then she gives me a kiss and tells me what it taste like that day
You: no no, IM sucking another mans dick

Roadtrippin'

03-31-2009, 10:33 PM

hahhahhha

Chin_Chilla

03-31-2009, 11:30 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: want to let me lick ur clit?
You: how did you know what i asked your girl last nite???
You: she said yes btw
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darthvibrator

03-31-2009, 11:45 PM

neg rep that gay shit

Chin_Chilla

04-01-2009, 12:33 AM

You: 12 inches but the width of a pencil or 2 inches but the width of a soda can
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: thats a hard decision
Stranger: in either situation, i'd take a vagina
You: no vagina just those 2
Stranger: crap
Stranger: i'll go pencil
You: reallyt
Stranger: soda can sounds painful and impossible
Stranger: i dont think that could fit in my vag
You: tahts good 2 know
Stranger: haha
You: i guess me + you = too small of a vag
Stranger: while pencil just sounds not very pleasureable
Stranger: got a soda can dick?
You: i cant say i do
You: but not too far off
Stranger: haha

Turbofox347

04-01-2009, 04:29 AM

Porch Monkey

04-01-2009, 10:30 AM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello

Stranger: are you a girl?

You: I am Akbar from Pakistan

Stranger: gr8

You: male

Stranger: :D

Stranger: i'm Nick from France

You: I like goats

Stranger: XD

You: Greetings Nick from France

You: Do you like goats?

Stranger: only when i put my dick in their ass.

You: sometimes I maturbate into my tuban

Stranger: oh great

Stranger: pics?

You: I don't know how to do that

Stranger: oh yeah you don't have any cameras in Pakistan

You: I got a rocket launcher for Christmas

You: from my uncle Ahmed

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: so you're also a dead terrorist

You: not dead

Stranger: why do you celebrate Xmas if you are muslim

You: I'm alive like Johnny 5

Stranger: oh yeag

You: I'm not muslim

Stranger: ok

You: I grew up in a British missionary

Stranger: have you ever put cherries in your ass?

You: no

Stranger: you should

You: but I have taken a few from several goats

Stranger: lool

You: do you like goat milk?

Stranger: yeah i do

You: it's very salty when I get it freshly

Stranger: with me cereals

Stranger: XD

You: the females goats are esy to milk

You: but the males

You: it takes them a while to get them worked up

You: but once they get going you'll need a bucket

Stranger: you should go to learnmasturbating.com

You: is that in the bible?

Stranger: yeah it is

Stranger: srlsy are you from the US?

You: no Pakistan

Stranger: ...

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Spider Monkey

04-01-2009, 10:35 AM

Oh. Yeah, I thought if I ran into a crunkster by chance they would recognize them as little slices of crunk.
You've been using random posts of mine this whole time. lel
No doubt. I would have thought it was SM once I read this "Whao. You are on top of your game. Don't for get to text me at 6:30 (my time) in the morning again fully knowing that I don't wake up until 7:30 "
That is because I said that somewhere in here. :laugh:

IamDeMan

04-01-2009, 10:50 AM

You've been using random posts of mine this whole time. lel

That is because I said that somewhere in here. :laugh:

I knows, I membered thems. I think some are from your visitor comment section.

Porch Monkey

04-01-2009, 11:09 AM

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Stranger: http://enimols.forumfree.net/

You: wat?

Stranger: Puppa.

You: ?

Stranger: AHAH. SUCK.

You: you're fuckin weird dude

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Porch Monkey

04-01-2009, 11:23 AM

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Stranger: Hy

You: 0mghai2u

Stranger: :O Y'okays?

You: I'm a pirate

You: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Stranger: :o I'mahighwayman!

Stranger: A dandy highwayman!

You: like Johnny Cash

Stranger: Or Adam Ant x)

You: no Merrel Haggard

Stranger: Wwe're both petty criminals then. Robbed much today?

You: just some candy from a little boy

You: he wouldn't get in my van

Stranger: Not very piratey :(
I chored myself a dashing golden carriage.

Stranger: Van? Nopirate ship?

You: didn't have the gold for a down payment

Stranger: Oh, tis a shame!

You: aye

Stranger: :(

Stranger: Did you at least shoot the salesman?

You: it's got a sweet crows nest on it tho

Stranger: Ooh, how lovely ;P

You: he shivered me timbers

Stranger: Ahahahaha, That's great to hear

You: then I made him walk ye plank on I75

Stranger: Argh just the way I like it *shoots pistol in air*

You: he went SPALT right into the concrete ocean

Stranger: :o

You: then the hammerhead semi sharks finished him off

Stranger: Hahaha, a fine death for any good man

You: aye

You: tried to tax me

Stranger: HOW DARE HE! Pirates aren't taxable commoditites

You: aye

You: I told him

Stranger: You showed him too!

You: Motherfucker I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

You: 1/3 Rick James

Stranger: I must go, the Queen is said to be on the highway, she has much golden goods for me to steal!

You: Then I SLAPPED him off ye plank

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shaneb

04-03-2009, 02:08 AM

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Stranger: ebaumnation
You: ass sphincter says what
Stranger: toooooot
You: ebaum kids...never understood
Stranger: whoa bro
Stranger: who you reppin
You: if your crunk you wouold be here...http://crunktimes.com/ct/index.php
Stranger: yeah I'll check it out
You: ride on

icpurplepplalot

04-03-2009, 02:33 AM

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Stranger: ok
You: I love you
Stranger: i got rick rolled
You: No
You: That's Quentin Tarratino
Stranger: ohhh
You: Noob
Stranger: i guess so
You: He was awesome in BatMan

icpurplepplalot

04-03-2009, 02:37 AM

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Stranger: hello
You: What is this?
You: It's like another dimension
You: Like a worm hole.
Stranger: yea
You: Who am I?
Stranger: youre a robot now
You: A sex robot?
You: I don't know if I like that idea.
You: A real conundrum
Stranger: no not a sex robot
Stranger: Im the sex robot
You: No homo
Stranger: because when you are a sex robot, youll have an iron dick
Stranger: no im female bby
You: Too bad iron rusts easily
You: So you are female with an iron dick?
You: Interesting
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: iron puss
You: A transgendered sex robot
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: you get it all wrong
You: A sour puss ?
Stranger: I guess you have to be installed again
You: Like spoiled milk
Stranger: no it tastes nice
You: Like turpintine I hope
You: The analytical writings between two intelectually stimulated stimuli are quite the hypocrital renderings
Stranger: ok
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