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mrogowski
07-12-2010, 01:37 PM
oh waaa, what a baby. the strip search should be fun tho.



Lindsay Lohan will soon be trading in her designer duds for a stiff cotton Los Angeles County Jail jumpsuit come her three-month sentence, likely to be served at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California.

Legal experts say she'll likely serve between two weeks to a month due to the sheriff's long-standing policy of releasing nonviolent offenders early due to overcrowding, presuming she'll also get time off for good behavior. She is due to surrender to the court and begin her sentence on July 20.

Paris Hilton served 23 days of a 45-day sentence at the same jail for violating her probation in a DUI case and was sprung early for good behavior.

"I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics," Hilton told PEOPLE at the time of her first sleepless nights in jail. As for her fellow inmates, she said, "All of the inmates were very supportive. There were girls next to me. We could talk through the vents and they were just really sweet."

As with all other prisoners, Lohan, 24, will be photographed, fingerprinted and searched upon entry at the facility, which currently holds about 1,800 inmates, all of them female, says L.A. sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

After being placed in a holding area with other detainees, Lohan will eventually be assigned a 12-by-8 cell that features two bunks (with 4-inch thick foam mattresses covered in green vinyl), a toilet, sink, a stool and a small tabletop. The only glimpse of the outside world is through a narrow six-inch window.

Whitmore said that Lohan would likely be segregated from the general population "for her protection as well as the jail staff."

Little Free Time

Most inmates at the Lynwood jail are kept in their cells for 22 hours a day, except for one hour of recreation time and 20 minutes per meal. The free-time hour can be spent watching TV in a common room, playing basketball in a recreation room, making phone calls or taking a hot shower.

Morning wake-up calls are at 5 a.m. through a blaring P.A. system. "Line up for chow! Make your bed! Tuck your shirts in! Hands in your pants! I want my military line with no talking! That's how you start your day at Lynwood," a former inmate tells PEOPLE.

Breakfast is served shortly thereafter and typically consists of two hard-boiled eggs, two pieces of wheat bread and an orange juice carton. Lunch is served around 10:30 a.m. and is often peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, an apple, banana or two cookies with a fruit punch carton.

Served around 5:30 p.m., a typical dinner (the only hot meal of the day) is processed chicken, what inmates have nicknamed "erasers," served with noodles, broccoli, coleslaw and Jell-O for dessert. To drink: milk.

Porch Monkey
07-12-2010, 01:48 PM
food sounds good

Superlifted06FX4
07-12-2010, 02:02 PM
Noms.

toasted1
07-12-2010, 02:24 PM
She's still in PC not really sure why stars get PC automatically when if you dropped them in gen pop with everyone else you would probably be a lot less likely to want to come back or think 'oh it wasn't that bad' I'd imagine the dumbasses in there would idolize her I'm sure.

atoz350
07-12-2010, 03:22 PM
DID EVERYONE FORGET ALL OF THE CARPET SHE'LL BE MUNCHING???!?!!

Porch Monkey
07-12-2010, 03:31 PM
not while she's out of general population bromey

fbi90909
07-12-2010, 03:35 PM
Poor girl. I wonder if we could send her care packages.

atoz350
07-12-2010, 03:36 PM
not while she's out of general population bromey

If there's a will, there's a way.

mrogowski
07-12-2010, 03:50 PM
at least they won't strip her of her cell. that would be a fate worse than death:killself:

pl8er
06-23-2011, 12:11 PM
just found the first lohan thread I could find.

bitch is in court....again

failed a drug/drink test....again


you think she is going to get out of it again?

jip
06-23-2011, 12:12 PM
you think she is going to get out of it again?

Is she broke yet?

[Y]: She's fucked.

[N]: She'll get off.

pl8er
06-23-2011, 12:14 PM
cannot spread more rep to you, or I would

pl8er
06-23-2011, 12:15 PM
bitch is making commercials from home and shit...she ain't broke

toasted1
06-23-2011, 12:15 PM
white girls be crazy yo, lock that dumb bitch up in a real jail for three months and see if she does not figure out her shit quickly.

All this fucking hand holding for celebrities is :gay: and just gives them more attention which is what they crave in the first place.

pl8er
06-23-2011, 12:16 PM
she should write a book called "i can do what I want because i'm rich"

Spider Monkey
06-23-2011, 12:17 PM
Show some compassion. She has an addiction problem.

Spider Monkey
06-23-2011, 12:18 PM
But she's ugly as fuck so I say toss her.

joeboxer5876
06-23-2011, 12:38 PM
Show some compassion. She has an addiction problem.

addicted to winning! oh wait, nevermind.

mrogowski
06-23-2011, 01:10 PM
so she plead guilty to stealing that necklace, didn't know that. must have paid a good sum to get off that..

pl8er
06-23-2011, 01:51 PM
she got off on the charges. Because she was tested after the timeframe she was told she would be, it was not able to be counted.

Now she no longer will have drug tests and she can drink all she wants.

_AnGeL_
06-23-2011, 02:40 PM
wood smush ms. lohan.

TXC
06-23-2011, 03:09 PM
Is she broke yet?

[Y]: She's fucked.

[N]: She'll get off.

cannot spread more rep to you, or I would

woha whoa. i typed sm for some reason. i meant pl8 lol

TXC
06-23-2011, 03:09 PM
maybe i'm obsessed with SM too :shrug: