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Tiger Bass
04-01-2009, 07:38 PM
With regards to Spider Monkey's troll thread, this is something I wanted to point out so it doesn't go unnoticed.

http://www.flayme.com/troll/moderators.shtml


Trolls - Advice for Moderators

http://www.flayme.com/images/spiro.gifUnder Bridge Troll
Troll eradication is one of those jobs that is dirty but necessary, like pouring salt on slugs.
Don't feel guilty about it; scientists assure us that they feel nothing. Maybe the slime protects them, who can tell. Who cares?
http://www.flayme.com/images/web-troll.pngInternet Troll
The key to a successful forum is the moderator; and the key to troll eradication is low key. Never argue with a member; but if intervention is required, act quickly, quietly and effectively. There are two rules for moderators that you ignore at your peril:


You loyalty is to the forum, no member is above that
Whatever a troll does, you can undo much more quickly

Forum Settings

In my youthful days of running discos, I learned that trouble is best controlled at the door; keep out the troublemakers, and life is much more fun for us human beings. Exactly the same applies with trolls. You want to keep your forum settings as 'loose' as possible, to encourage new members, and keep a warm atmosphere. And why not?
That's fine, so long as you have no trouble. By all means, let anyone in, let non-members post, let them do as they please. But if that's abused, then you may need to tighten up.
The first line of defense is your moderators; few forums do much more than cover their costs, so the only reward they are likely to get is being part of a good place; appoint active members, give them some control over posts and people, and they'll keep things going while you are away - or asleep. But don't dump on them; give them a private forum so you can discuss policy and agree on management - trolls are good at dividing a confused management.

Membership

Membership should always require a 'working email address', and if things get difficult, you should be able to hold all new memberships for review. Use that carefully; people won't wait for long, but a 24 hour wait may be enough to lose a troll - they have little concentration and no patience.

Access

Personally, I believe in letting anyone read the forum, but only members can post. This means perspective members can see if it's for them, but drive-by trolls cannot get in.

Monitoring

Forums never manage themselves; trolls come and go, as do other problems. There's plenty of other forums, so if you do not invest enough time, members will vote with their feet. A troll should never be able to destroy a forum. But it happens.
This means that unacceptable posts or threads can and must be deleted quickly, quietly and without fuss, trolls and abusive members can be banned by name, email and IP addresses. However obsessed the troll, they cannot win if you simply delete, ban, delete, ban ... rejoining takes minutes and banning takes about four clicks. Retyping takes minutes, deleting takes one click. A calm, consistent moderator cannot lose this battle.

Prevention

There is no 100% sure way of preventing trolls from a forum, without denying membership to all except those you know, or those referred by trusted members (and that's not perfect!).
However, most forums can allow all applications to be held until moderator-approved, and others can prevent members posting in all or some sections of your forum until permission is granted.
This is not ideal, as it can put off new members, who feel rejected and go elsewhere (they know nothing of your problems ... and telling them would be equally off-putting. But if you have a particular problem - such as a concerted attack, where an ejected troll is inviting his friends along, hoping for revenge, then entry control for a few days is often all you need - after all, troll friendships are pretty superficial, and their attention span is low. So most of the trolls best friends will soon slime off somewhere more inviting.

Deleting

Only you can decide what's acceptable to your forum; strong language, teasing, sarcasm may all be alarm bells for some, part of life for others. What matters is what the membership in general will tolerate. In most groups, attacking new members is not acceptable - let's face it, most people read before joining; why would they join to be abused? But if one member causes upsets, delete the posts. Don't argue, delete. It may be wise to send a private message saying why, which they could take as a warning. But, for most forums, never post that rebuke in public.
With decent forum setup, deletiing a troll post takes just one click - you have the advantage over the troll. Use it.

Banning

Moderators are often slow to ban members; 'he's usually ok', 'she's never lost it before'. So what? He's not OK now, she's lost it now. Nobody wants to lose members, but if you are slow to ban, it's the other members - the good ones - that you'll lose. Plus the lurkers who will never join. If a member is upsetting the forum, they are out. If they've been good members, then emailing a reason should be considered. If they have been deliberately stirring, don't bother, you are asking for a stalker.
Second chances? Up to you. I would never ask for an apology - some people will say anything - but an unasked for genuine-sounding apology from a previously good member would usually warrant a second chance. But here I diverge from Ronald Reagan - it's TWO strikes and you're out. If they've gone back on an apology, they cannot be trusted, and I have a life. I banned one person, and got fifteen emails in 24 hours, with untold explanations and waffle, but no apology - the person he attacked apologised (quite unnecessarily!) for accidently provoking him. Go figure.
But the point is, don't base your decision on what that member wants or 'deserves' - base your decision 100% on what is best for the forum.

tapout
04-01-2009, 07:41 PM
On it. So IdiotScott should be the first banned?

Tiger Bass
04-01-2009, 07:43 PM
Whatever the Jews name is. If he makes one more racist statement against the fine German and Irish people, he should be permabanned!!!

Toasted1
04-01-2009, 07:45 PM
lol @ guy with 33 members and 28 posts in his forum giving out advice :laugh: If there were actually douchebags galore floating around there it would be a goldmine for us but it seems to just be him and a few lonely chumps.

hemroids
04-02-2009, 01:41 AM
Whatever the Jews name is. If he makes one more racist statement against the fine German and Irish people, he should be permabanned!!!

hes anti German Irish??? that stupid yogurt eating hebenstien! ban his ass

IDSkot
04-02-2009, 01:44 AM
On it. So IdiotScott should be the first banned?

Definitely. But only if you hold me afterwards.

Whatever the Jews name is. If he makes one more racist statement against the fine German and Irish people, he should be permabanned!!!

How'd you find out?!
'HEIL HITLER!'...?

mattf
04-02-2009, 01:45 AM
wat

joetama
04-02-2009, 01:47 AM
Whatever the Jews name is. If he makes one more racist statement against the fine German and Irish people, he should be permabanned!!!

I'm not a jew and I don't care for the Germans or Irish. Sorry, my British heritage won't let me.

lol @ guy with 33 members and 28 posts in his forum giving out advice :laugh: If there were actually douchebags galore floating around there it would be a goldmine for us but it seems to just be him and a few lonely chumps.

What forum, I want to join?

IDSkot
04-02-2009, 02:06 AM
With regards to Spider Monkey's troll thread, this is something I wanted to point out so it doesn't go unnoticed.

http://www.flayme.com/troll/moderators.shtml

www.flayme.com Tama.

joetama
04-02-2009, 02:08 AM
www.flayme.com Tama.


Are you insinuating something here?

IDSkot
04-02-2009, 02:09 AM
Are you insinuating something here?

:sneaky:

joetama
04-02-2009, 02:14 AM
Uhhh... Yea... I think it might be time for me to go to bed.

Sex Cells
04-02-2009, 03:58 AM
i dont trust anyone who has a big enough god complex that he needs to build himself a sanctuary, shrine, billboard, telling others how to do an incredibly simple cause and effect job.

unless i'm an author or something

Sex Cells
04-02-2009, 03:59 AM
fuck the op, and the lines he quoted in on

IamDeMan
04-02-2009, 05:51 AM
I'm not a jew and I don't care for the Germans or Irish. Sorry, my British heritage won't let me.




Can't we all just get along?

joetama
04-02-2009, 11:24 AM
Can't we all just get along?

If only it was that easy...

Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 11:27 AM
:wat:

Porch Monkey
04-02-2009, 11:32 AM
Can't we all just sing a song?

joetama
04-02-2009, 11:34 AM
Depends on the song.

Porch Monkey
04-02-2009, 11:35 AM
War - Why Can't We Be Friends

?

joetama
04-02-2009, 11:45 AM
Oh I like that song... See my ava.

Mr. Shickadance
04-02-2009, 06:31 PM
I'm not a jew and I don't care for the Germans or Irish. Sorry, my British heritage won't let me.


I'm not a jew and I don't care for the British. Sorry my Irish, German, and Scottish heritage won't let me.

joetama
04-02-2009, 10:05 PM
I'm not a jew and I don't care for the British. Sorry my Irish, German, and Scottish heritage won't let me.

I knew I never liked you for a reason. ;)

IDSkot
04-02-2009, 10:07 PM
I'm not a jew and I don't care for the British. Sorry my Irish, German, and Scottish heritage won't let me.

Wow. You're heritage is a clusterfuck of fail.

joetama
04-03-2009, 01:21 AM
Wow. You're heritage is a clusterfuck of fail.


He's a drunk, world war losing, skirt wearing dude apparently.

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 11:01 AM
Wow. You're heritage is a clusterfuck of fail.

You sir, just earned neg rep of epic proportions.

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 11:02 AM
Enjoy the new red square.

Bender
04-03-2009, 11:06 AM
Wow. You're heritage is a clusterfuck of fail.

there is this irish chick at school and she is fine as hell...pretty cool too

joetama
04-03-2009, 01:47 PM
there is this irish chick at school and she is fine as hell...pretty cool too


Is she really Irish?

From my experience a good deal of Irish chicks are psychos, who can't be made happy, get mad at the drop of the had, drink and do stupid things, think they can hold their alcohol but obviously can't, sleep with any bloke that moves, and will flip out and blame you. I don't scare easy, never have. But, they get this crazy look in their eyes when they are mad and it always sets me ill at ease.

Mr. Shickadance
04-03-2009, 02:06 PM
Wow. You're heritage is a clusterfuck of fail.

Dude I just dropped a shekel! Now please don't strain your back swiping it up hebrew boy

He's a drunk, world war losing, skirt wearing dude apparently.

lol

Why you tea sucking bastard!

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 02:25 PM
Dude I just dropped a shekel! Now please don't strain your back swiping it up hebrew boy



lol

Why you tea sucking bastard!

My irish nignog. I jsut gave you another green square full of reppy love.

Tiger Bass
04-03-2009, 02:27 PM
I'm German, Irish, American Indian...my heritage is full of epic failure.

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 02:28 PM
I'm German, Irish, American Indian...my heritage is full of epic failure.

There is not fail in Irish. It is an impossibility. Watch Braveheart.

Tiger Bass
04-03-2009, 02:30 PM
There is not fail in Irish. It is an impossibility. Watch Braveheart.
Truth. Redheads = Win


I just found out I had Irish in me about 1 week ago when I was chatting with the old man. It never occurred to me that one or two of my cousins are gingers though :fp:

tappin_azz
04-03-2009, 02:37 PM
There is not fail in Irish. It is an impossibility. Watch Braveheart.

they were scottish you newb.

the irish cant even grow a decent potato. total fail.

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 02:42 PM
Truth. Redheads = Win


I just found out I had Irish in me about 1 week ago when I was chatting with the old man. It never occurred to me that one or two of my cousins are gingers though :fp:
lel
they were scottish you newb.

Same rock, jerk.

the irish cant even grow a decent potato. total fail.

:mad:

tappin_azz
04-03-2009, 02:49 PM
lel


Same rock, jerk.



:mad:

different rock too. same continent.

IDSkot
04-03-2009, 02:53 PM
You sir, just earned neg rep of epic proportions.

As if I'm not already in a ditch that I can't dig out of.


P.S. My actual heritage is 1/2 Italian, 1/4 German, 1/4 Polish.

tEh koRnDog
04-03-2009, 02:53 PM
Im Polish :crap:

Mr. Shickadance
04-03-2009, 03:00 PM
My irish nignog. I jsut gave you another green square full of reppy love.

w00ts

:beerchug:

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 03:03 PM
different rock too. same continent.

Scotish Celtic Welsh and Irish are all the same thing. :fyi:

God damn mid-westerner.

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 03:04 PM
As if I'm not already in a ditch that I can't dig out of.


P.S. My actual heritage is 1/2 Italian, 1/4 German, 1/4 Polish.

Where does the jew come from?

tEh koRnDog
04-03-2009, 03:07 PM
Where does the jew come from?

He's posing as a Jew...

tEh koRnDog
04-03-2009, 03:07 PM
Fucking holocaust poser..

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 03:09 PM
lel

Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 03:09 PM
NO REPARATIONS FOR JEW

IDSkot
04-03-2009, 03:09 PM
Where does the jew come from?

The 1/4 German / Polish.

IDSkot
04-03-2009, 03:10 PM
Fucking holocaust poser..

My Grandfather was actually taken captive by the Nazis. He got liberated by the American army, then joined the American Army.

ftw

tEh koRnDog
04-03-2009, 03:10 PM
My Grandfather was actually taken captive by the Nazis. He got liberated by the American army, then joined the American Army.

ftw

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