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wasted ink
04-01-2009, 08:10 PM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'

'Of course, the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks
would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on
three million dollars .

But 'realistically', we're living with two whores and a
faggot.'

tapout
04-01-2009, 08:14 PM
+1

oh wait.

wasted ink
04-01-2009, 08:15 PM
:crap::confused:

hoss
04-01-2009, 08:39 PM
I loled.

IDSkot
04-01-2009, 08:43 PM
I lol'd. Haha.

Pop Da Hatch
04-01-2009, 09:36 PM
:fu:

didnt read.

wasted ink
04-01-2009, 09:37 PM
:fu:

didnt read.

Then do so :duh:

ThomasG
04-01-2009, 09:41 PM
:laugh:

Proximity
04-01-2009, 09:43 PM
Hahaha



I would.

Pop Da Hatch
04-01-2009, 09:44 PM
hmm kids these days, yall going to hell.

Rashaddd
04-01-2009, 10:13 PM
lol

Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 12:07 PM
Smart kid!

_AnGeL_
04-02-2009, 04:03 PM
:hahaha:

Alcoholic
04-02-2009, 04:30 PM
el oh el. lollerskates.