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tappin_azz
04-02-2009, 12:14 PM
Last weekend, me and my homies were chilling with a group of chicks that you could tell were way too excited/arrogant about how they were getting to chill with a dude as bad ass as me. Eventually, this attitude got to me, and i just said "alright bitches, Sunday is girls free day. Yall need to bounce right now." There faces dropped and i kicked them out tha door.

You guys ever have to check a hoe? I'm totally serious. sometimes, I find that you give a chick an inch and they take a mile. Or, they just think they are god's gift to the universe and feel waaay too entitled.

Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 12:15 PM
In those situations I usually have to elevate my response from bitch slap to pimp slap.

dragnix
04-02-2009, 12:16 PM
i think a dick slap would've spoke volumes

tappin_azz
04-02-2009, 12:20 PM
my pimp hand is strong but i rarely have to bring it out.

i didnt want to ruin the chances for sexytime either.

slim8605
04-02-2009, 12:20 PM
i think a dick slap would've spoke volumes

With the donkey dick in your ava.

tappin_azz
04-02-2009, 12:23 PM
With the donkey dick in your ava.

what you tryin to say fool???

Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 12:24 PM
my pimp hand is strong but i rarely have to bring it out.

i didnt want to ruin the chances for sexytime either.

Ahh we must date different types. I only associate with women that enjoy getting beaten.

slim8605
04-02-2009, 12:35 PM
what you tryin to say fool???

I like donkey dicks?

tappin_azz
04-02-2009, 12:39 PM
I like donkey dicks?

ok, thats what i thought. i already was aware of that though.

slim8605
04-02-2009, 12:40 PM
Yea, I figured everyone knew by now. Just wanted to make sure.

GearGuy2001
04-02-2009, 12:44 PM
Yea, I figured everyone knew by now. Just wanted to make sure.

Yep good to make sure everyone is informed

slim8605
04-02-2009, 12:47 PM
I may start an official thread about it later.