My State > Your State

[Spider Monkey]

The State of California extends its deepest gratitude to you and others who endured a delay in receiving your hard-earned tax refunds. A global recession combined with a month-long impasse over how to address a $42 billion budget deficit produced a cash crisis not seen since the Great Depression. With insufficient funds in the Treasury to meet payments coming due, the State was regrettably forced to delay tax refunds and other disbursements to preserve cash for education, debt service, and other payments determined by the Constitution, court order and federal law to have first priority on available cash. The recently-enacted budget has reduced the immediate cash flow problem to a manageable level allowing payments to resume. Again, thank you for your patience and understanding during this fiscal emergency.



That's right bitches. My state bows to me. When they send me money, they send me an appology attached for their lagnation.

Bet your state doesn't say sorry to you when it fucks up.

:bootie:

[tEh koRnDog]

My state is the definition of fuck up.

And they continue to fuck up....and while fucking up....they think of more ways to fuck up, and fuck us over.

[Spider Monkey]

My state is the definition of fuck up.

And they continue to fuck up....and while fucking up....they think of more ways to fuck up, and fuck us over.

You should move to my state.

Sure, we're banning big screen TV's and black cars, but at least this state mans up when it really matters.

[tEh koRnDog]

You should move to my state.

Sure, we're banning big screen TV's and black cars, but at least this state mans up when it really matters.

Ive always wanted to...

[Spider Monkey]

BTW, what state do you live in that could possibly be more fucked up than my state? :laugh:

[tappin_azz]

i live in state #50. look at any list. we are right there at the bottom.

[tEh koRnDog]

New york.

Weve got a huge ass deficit. A blind Governor(literally). And at a time when they should have cut spending to decrease the deficit....they added spending in areas not needed in the new budget.

He also wants to add taxes to go bowling, buying pop, going golfing, renting movies....basically he wants to add taxes to every thing you do..

Next thing you know, im not even gonna be able to take a shit in my own house with out being taxed...

[hoss]

You should move to my state.

Sure, we're banning big screen TV's and black cars, but at least this state mans up when it really matters.

The irony of it all is that your governer will have to watch the movies that he stared in on small TV's, and he wont be able to drive his black SUV to rent them...

[Spider Monkey]

i live in state #50. look at any list. we are right there at the bottom.
lel
New york.

Weve got a huge ass deficit. A blind Governor(literally). And at a time when they should have cut spending to decrease the deficit....they added spending in areas not needed in the new budget.

He also wants to add taxes to go bowling, buying pop, going golfing, renting movies....basically he wants to add taxes to every thing you do..

Next thing you know, im not even gonna be able to take a shit in my own house with out being taxed...
wait, he's literally blind? How the fuck. What? who would vote for a blind person?
The irony of it all is that your governer will have to watch the movies that he stared in on small TV's, and he wont be able to drive his black SUV to rent them...
I don't think his H1 is black yo.

And you know damn well that laws do not apply to politicians.

[Bender]

That's right bitches. My state bows to me. When they send me money, they send me an appology attached for their lagnation.

Bet your state doesn't say sorry to you when it fucks up.

:bootie:

my state doesnt fuck up :fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

my state doesnt fuck up :fyi:

This thread is only applicable to people living in the United States.

[bluecar]

i live in state #50. look at any list. we are right there at the bottom.

Even in taxes...high taxes; low output.

[Bender]

This thread is only applicable to people living in the United States.

i live in the south east u.s. fool

[Spider Monkey]

i live in the south east u.s. fool

Then you're a god damn filty liar about your state.

[Bender]

bull shit TN > all other states

[Spider Monkey]

bull shit TN > all other states

ROFFLELIEFULLNOWAYFULL

[tEh koRnDog]

lel

wait, he's literally blind? How the fuck. What? who would vote for a blind person?

I don't think his H1 is black yo.

And you know damn well that laws do not apply to politicians.

Yes literally blind. Thats the wonderful thing, We didnt vote the blind mouse in, he assumed office after Elliott Spitzer was kicked out for fucking a $500,000 prostitute.

[Spider Monkey]

Yes literally blind. Thats the wonderful thing, We didnt vote the blind mouse in, he assumed office after Elliott Spitzer was kicked out for fucking a $500,000 prostitute.

Well that is some shit. Are all the laws and shit he has to sign, written in brail?

He could be passing some wack shit and you wouldn't know it.

[tEh koRnDog]

Well that is some shit. Are all the laws and shit he has to sign, written in brail?

He could be passing some wack shit and you wouldn't know it.

I know!

Hes a fucking Idiot. His only concern is funding NYC...he could give a shit about Upstate NY.

[Spider Monkey]

I know!

Hes a fucking Idiot. His only concern is funding NYC...he could give a shit about Upstate NY.

lulz. That is like out here. The only thing that exists is LA, and that isn't even the capital.

[Rashaddd]

killacali up in dis bitch

[bluecar]

bull shit TN > all other states

Indeed

ROFFLELIEFULLNOWAYFULL

It is.

Soon I will prove that TN > World.

[wasted ink]

My state = No taxes. Live free or die, motherfucker.

[darthvibrator]

My state = No taxes. Live free or die, motherfucker.

how does a state that doesnt have taxes make money to fund projects?

[bluecar]

how does a state that doesnt have taxes make money to fund projects?

very very high property taxes.

[jmiller0526]

lulz your state doesnt have any money tho

[darthvibrator]

lulz your state doesnt have any money tho

it says right in the first post, that they have enough money to start giving back tax refunds...

[wasted ink]

very very high property taxes.

True. But, it evens out, to where no taxes is much better than average rates for property.

[bluecar]

True. But, it evens out, to where no taxes is much better than average rates for property.

No it doesn't. Look up "effective tax"

TN is lower.

[wasted ink]

No it doesn't. Look up "effective tax"

TN is lower.

I didn't mean it literally evens out, I just meant you adjust to it... You work for H&R or something?

Not being sarcastic, literally asking what you do.

[darthvibrator]

hes heavily into that new drug called economics.

[bluecar]

hes heavily into that new drug called economics.

I was into it before it became cool.

[wasted ink]

I was into it before it became cool.

That was my next guess. Rep for you, if I can.

Edit: I hit enter halfway through the rep comment :fu:

[bluecar]

That was my next guess. Rep for you, if I can.

Edit: I hit enter halfway through the rep comment :fu:

lols.

I will rep back.

I am Flip...I used to be on ca.com

[wasted ink]

lols.

I will rep back.

I am Flip...I used to be on ca.com

I know this :sneaky:

[darthvibrator]

I was into it before it became cool.

i knows this, i just couldnt think of anything else to say.

[bluecar]

Well, I guess I didn't keep a very good secret.

[darthvibrator]

Well, I guess I didn't keep a very good secret.

actually, someone else spilt the beanz

[SRim23]

I like ohio. i dont think i would want to live in another state. my only motivation for moving to another state would be if i moved to a state that doesnt have snow. i really hate winter.

[Bender]

I like ohio. i dont think i would want to live in another state. my only motivation for moving to another state would be if i moved to a state that doesnt have snow. i really hate winter.

then move to the tn valley lol

[Spider Monkey]

Indeed



It is.

Soon I will prove that TN > World.

That will be interesting...