View Full Version : WOOT! I GOT ACCEPTED!
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 05:09 PM
For those of you that only know me as 'The Jew', and don't know why, go jump off a fucking cliff.
But to the rest that remember it was because of that birthright trip... I got accepted! I'm going to Israel Para Gratisss (for freeee!!) I'm so excited. Haha.
Okay, flame on.
Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 05:12 PM
Sweet. Nothing like going to a shithole for FREE!!
Now, you better get nudes of that broad while you are over there or else we won't let you back.
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 05:15 PM
Sweet. Nothing like going to a shithole for FREE!!
Now, you better get nudes of that broad while you are over there or else we won't let you back.
... if I dress up as Hitler in Israel and goose step can I get promoted to Crunkness?
Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 05:17 PM
... if I dress up as Hitler in Israel and goose step can I get promoted to Crunkness?
You will pass the first mission and get excellerated straight to the last mission. You will skip an extremely large number of missions in between.
Rashaddd
04-02-2009, 05:23 PM
You will pass the first mission and get excellerated straight to the last mission. You will skip an extremely large number of missions in between.
does he pass go?
Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 05:28 PM
does he pass go?
Only if he can get past my hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place
Bender
04-02-2009, 05:29 PM
does he pass go?
5 times :fyi:
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 05:33 PM
Only if he can get past my hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place
D:
I'll have to mortgage all of my properties. :crap:
Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 05:35 PM
That's how you have to roll when you play monopoly with me.
Toasted1
04-02-2009, 05:37 PM
Congrats I guess? Why is it you want to go to that shithole anyway?
slim8605
04-02-2009, 05:38 PM
Congrats "Jew"
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 05:39 PM
Congrats I guess? Why is it you want to go to that shithole anyway?
Why not? It's not every day you get offered a free all expenses paid trip half way across the world...
Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 05:47 PM
Why not? It's not every day you get offered a free all expenses paid trip half way across the world...
To the middle of a sand pit?
The fuck you talking about? It happens every day to thousands. They join the military for the free trip.
_AnGeL_
04-02-2009, 05:48 PM
To the middle of a sand pit?
The fuck you talking about? It happens every day to thousands. They join the military for the free trip.
:laugh:
wasted ink
04-02-2009, 05:49 PM
To the middle of a sand pit?
The fuck you talking about? It happens every day to thousands. They join the military for the free trip.
Lots of truth in this post.
Congrats dude. Take some pictures.
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 05:52 PM
duble poast
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 05:57 PM
To the middle of a sand pit?
The fuck you talking about? It happens every day to thousands. They join the military for the free trip.
Oh shit!
This is true. BRB, gunna go sign up for the military.
Lots of truth in this post.
Congrats dude. Take some pictures.
I definitely will.
Albumz will be poasted on my return. (I leave May 25th, going to stay with a friend in New York for a week, then leaving to the Sarlacc Pit June 4th, I come back June 14th, then I should be home by the 15th or 16th of June.)
Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 05:58 PM
Uh.. wat about school?
You think the real jews are going to dig your hair cut?
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 06:00 PM
Uh.. wat about school?
You think the real jews are going to dig your hair cut?
I don't have summer classes. My last day of class is April 24th. :fyi:
And I hope so. If not, they can suck a fat dick.
Spider Monkey
04-02-2009, 06:01 PM
You will be exhiled from the community for that hair cut.
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 06:02 PM
You will be exhiled from the community for that hair cut.
ohgnoz! D:
_AnGeL_
04-02-2009, 06:02 PM
You will be exhiled from the community for that hair cut.
troof, but u can always becoma a messican and rock the hawk
Toasted1
04-02-2009, 06:04 PM
Oh shit!
This is true. BRB, gunna go sign up for the military.
One thing I know is you would never make it in the military cupcake.
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 06:05 PM
One thing I know is you would never make it in the military cupcake.
Why do you say that, pookums?
_AnGeL_
04-02-2009, 06:05 PM
not with hair like that......
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 06:15 PM
not with hair like that......
:wat:
At least I'm not a Messicant
_AnGeL_
04-02-2009, 06:26 PM
:crap: :beerchug: touche....
CRAVINGBASS123
04-02-2009, 06:34 PM
u sound wicked cheap and stingy OP, if you are willing to go to overseas bs religion trip just because its free.
get money and go on a real trip dood
wasted ink
04-02-2009, 06:35 PM
lawlerrhieapants.
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 07:01 PM
u sound wicked cheap and stingy OP, if you are willing to go to overseas bs religion trip just because its free.
get money and go on a real trip dood
The actual one I'm going on is only have have one day of religious stuff, and the rest they're just gunna take us around Israel.
lolz.
And stingy != Broke
However, being "wicked cheap" is a side-effect of being unemployed.
How do you get turned down for a thing like that? You didn't prove your Jewness enough?
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 10:06 PM
How do you get turned down for a thing like that? You didn't prove your Jewness enough?
Sometimes they accept more applications than they have spots for (due to the fact that they have a dead line for applications.) So, they might pick someone who is more Jew than I.
In that case, is there a duel involved?
Pop Da Hatch
04-02-2009, 11:39 PM
:fu:
IDSkot
04-02-2009, 11:44 PM
In that case, is there a duel involved?
A DUEL INDEED, SIR!
Pop Da Hatch
04-02-2009, 11:44 PM
:fu:
SRim23
04-03-2009, 12:33 AM
congrats
hemroids
04-03-2009, 12:48 PM
have fun in occupied Palestine, imagine that a jew all excited he got something for free.
A DUEL INDEED, SIR!
With dreidels?
funkyab
04-03-2009, 09:57 PM
You will likely drink your ass off in Israel!!!
Have a good time man. I hear Israel is wonderful as long as you make sure you dont get blown up and don't look over the walls.:crap:
Wait... didnt some people say that when non jews were visiting poland during wwII??
Sorry..... Had to... Grab some Israeli pussy while you are there. Make it a turly religious and cultural experience. :laugh:
Anyone remember the episode of Weeds when the uncle bagged the Israeli shick that was ex military and she shoved a 22inch dong up in him??:crap:
Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 10:41 PM
You will likely drink your ass off in Israel!!!
Have a good time man. I hear Israel is wonderful as long as you make sure you dont get blown up and don't look over the walls.:crap:
Wait... didnt some people say that when non jews were visiting poland during wwII??
Sorry..... Had to... Grab some Israeli pussy while you are there. Make it a turly religious and cultural experience. :laugh:
Anyone remember the episode of Weeds when the uncle bagged the Israeli shick that was ex military and she shoved a 22inch dong up in him??:crap:
I like this post for some reason.
IDSkot
04-03-2009, 10:58 PM
You will likely drink your ass off in Israel!!!
Have a good time man. I hear Israel is wonderful as long as you make sure you dont get blown up and don't look over the walls.:crap:
Wait... didnt some people say that when non jews were visiting poland during wwII??
Sorry..... Had to... Grab some Israeli pussy while you are there. Make it a turly religious and cultural experience. :laugh:
Anyone remember the episode of Weeds when the uncle bagged the Israeli shick that was ex military and she shoved a 22inch dong up in him??:crap:
haha. I plan to. :D
I like this post for some reason.
Because of the many insults and references?
Spider Monkey
04-03-2009, 11:05 PM
haha. I plan to. :D
Because of the many insults and references?
No,
It is about him not you. :fyi:
IDSkot
04-04-2009, 01:07 AM
No,
It is about him not you. :fyi:
I thought you loved me.
IDSkot
04-08-2009, 05:01 PM
A nice update:
I have to wear a Kippah one of the days I'm there (Friday.)
To all of youse who aren't religion trendy...
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p268/rascalkosher/Misc/Kippah1.jpg
That's a Kippah.
This is my favorite one:
http://site.vanitykippah.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jack-abramoff-kippah.jpg
If only I could have "$ CRUNK $"
/end
funkyab
04-08-2009, 05:17 PM
http://www.kippah.com/?gclid=CKX6hPqn4pkCFYZM5Qod3n84YA
funkyab
04-08-2009, 05:18 PM
http://images.tdaxp.com/tdaxp_upload/asian_jew_md.jpg
funkyab
04-08-2009, 05:19 PM
http://www.counterfeitchic.com/Images/Assraelis%20video.jpg
Spider Monkey
04-08-2009, 05:19 PM
http://images.tdaxp.com/tdaxp_upload/asian_jew_md.jpg
Would smash like a great crusader.
IDSkot
04-08-2009, 05:54 PM
Would smash like a great crusader.
I lol'd.
IDSkot
05-01-2009, 05:05 PM
So... word of my travels has spread through my family... and so far, I've gotten $200 from my aunt, $200 from my Grandmother, $50 for my Dad, and Plane tickets from my Mom... and I didn't ask for any of it.
How bawlin'?!
Yes, grandmother is Jewish. No, my aunt isn't. Yes, I'm a lucky little Jew. No, I will not show pictures. (I don't even have them.)
Toasted1
05-01-2009, 05:07 PM
What the fuck did you get accepted to and win that you have to pay for your own flight?
Spider Monkey
05-01-2009, 05:14 PM
So... word of my travels has spread through my family... and so far, I've gotten $200 from my aunt, $200 from my Grandmother, $50 for my Dad, and Plane tickets from my Mom... and I didn't ask for any of it.
How bawlin'?!
Yes, grandmother is Jewish. No, my aunt isn't. Yes, I'm a lucky little Jew. No, I will not show pictures. (I don't even have them.)
I thought it was all paid for. Why the tickets.
What the fuck did you get accepted to and win that you have to pay for your own flight?
He gets a free ride to go back to his motherland and experience how jewish it is.
IDSkot
05-01-2009, 05:16 PM
What the fuck did you get accepted to and win that you have to pay for your own flight?
I thought it was all paid for. Why the tickets.
He gets a free ride to go back to his motherland and experience how jewish it is.
My bad. I should've explained it better...
The free trip pays for the flight from NY to Israel, food / board in Israel, then flight back. It's on you to pay for the flight to NY, and back. That's what the plane ticket's for.
IamDeMan
05-01-2009, 05:18 PM
How gay. Talk about numerous women and not even one pic. Fuck you.
IDSkot
05-01-2009, 05:21 PM
http://picmonkey.com/IMAGEUPLOADS/images/myspace-For-Guys1-hot-girl.jpg
The beast must be quelled with pictures.
Spider Monkey
05-01-2009, 05:22 PM
We better get picks from this trip. :fyi:
IDSkot
05-01-2009, 05:23 PM
We better get picks from this trip. :fyi:
Hot Israelis will be wooed, then pictures will be taken.
IamDeMan
05-01-2009, 05:24 PM
http://picmonkey.com/IMAGEUPLOADS/images/myspace-For-Guys1-hot-girl.jpg
The beast must be quelled with pictures.
Of teh womenz that are spoken of. Not shit I can find on my own.
Would smash though.
IDSkot
05-01-2009, 05:25 PM
Of teh womenz that are spoken of. Not shit I can find on my own.
Would smash though.
Her eyes penetrate my soul straight to my penis.
Spider Monkey
05-01-2009, 05:25 PM
Would swallow.
MrBones
05-01-2009, 05:28 PM
Your known as the jew too?
how odd.
congrats on the birthright trip, thought about applying for it
IDSkot
05-01-2009, 05:31 PM
You're known as the Jew too?
how odd.
congrats on the birthright trip, thought about applying for it
It's pretty dope. I won't lie.
And I'm not actually Jewish. It's just become my nickname since the Birthright trip. :wat:
No use fighting SM and his myriad of AE's...
Spider Monkey
05-01-2009, 05:34 PM
Your known as the jew too?
how odd.
congrats on the birthright trip, thought about applying for it
OH SHIT! WE'RE OVER FLOWING WITH JEWS!
It's pretty dope. I won't lie.
And I'm not actually Jewish. It's just become my nickname since the Birthright trip. :wat:
No use fighting SM and his myriad of AE's...
Why do you get to go if you are not jewish?
IDSkot
05-01-2009, 05:37 PM
OH SHIT! WE'RE OVER FLOWING WITH JEWS!
Why do you get to go if you are not jewish?
THEY'RE INVADING!
As for your second question: I said I was interested in learning more about the religion. Which is true. I am. Just probably won't convert.
Spider Monkey
05-01-2009, 06:03 PM
THEY'RE INVADING!
As for your second question: I said I was interested in learning more about the religion. Which is true. I am. Just probably won't convert.
I would if I needed money.
My bad. I should've explained it better...
The free trip pays for the flight from NY to Israel, food / board in Israel, then flight back. It's on you to pay for the flight to NY, and back. That's what the plane ticket's for.
You should walk to NY.
It worked for Jesus, just get a good pair of sandals.
Toasted1
05-01-2009, 06:06 PM
Oh snap we better setup a Kosher Forum before these dudes get the ACLU on our ass.
IDSkot
05-01-2009, 06:08 PM
I would if I needed money.
It's genius!
You should walk to NY.
It worked for Jesus, just get a good pair of sandals.
These sandals are made for walking, and that's just what they're gunna do. They're gunna walk right over water. :fyi:
Oh snap we better setup a Kosher Forum before these dudes get the ACLU on our ass.
HURRY!!
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