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mauii
08-19-2011, 03:29 PM
Also, who fucking cares? lulz
I'm guessing snicker's boyfriend will when he visits, which will make for lulz.
I'm guessing snicker's boyfriend will when he visits, which will make for lulz.
Yep ... that's be almost as epic as when Ronnie's sextoy (Hannah) arrives.
Oh shit .. did bro forget that he invited her when he agreed to get back together with the screaming fucktard? Oh yes .. yes he did.
:egypt:
toasted1
08-19-2011, 04:42 PM
Beavis and Butthead Watch Jersey Shore - YouTube
Captain Ahab
08-19-2011, 05:22 PM
LMFAO
that is awesome
SiZcO
08-19-2011, 05:22 PM
Beavis and Butthead Watch Jersey Shore - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAJ-J5fCIoI)
i'm a whore hello thats how she answers the phone lulz
dcmcki
08-19-2011, 05:24 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/bump/grand/78261029.gif
bhsdriller
08-26-2011, 10:13 AM
They left us hanging...fight next week
Tiger Bass
08-26-2011, 03:10 PM
What a total blue balls move.
For real though, what the fuck is up with Ronnie? Is he on coke or something. He's just angry all the time and when he got back to the house before everyone else, it panned to him on the phone and he was sweating bullets.
evildave101
08-26-2011, 03:24 PM
mike is a fag and the show would be so much better if he got his ass beat every episode...
the whole show should just be mike and snooky getting punched, over and over again by random people...
HHRLisa
08-26-2011, 03:31 PM
mike is a fag and the show would be so much better if he got his ass beat every episode...
the whole show should just be mike and snooky getting punched, over and over again by random people...
I second this.
J31Bro
08-26-2011, 09:10 PM
Hurricane Irene is about to wipe out the East coast. If MTV won't cancel this bullshit.. God will.
eus090474
08-26-2011, 09:22 PM
Hurricane Irene is about to wipe out the East coast. If MTV won't cancel this bullshit.. God will.
:hahaha:
SiZcO
08-27-2011, 12:10 AM
What a total blue balls move.
For real though, what the fuck is up with Ronnie? Is he on coke or something. He's just angry all the time and when he got back to the house before everyone else, it panned to him on the phone and he was sweating bullets.
Roid-Rage
I still can't believe humans over the age of 15 watch this show. :shrug:
J31Bro
08-27-2011, 09:58 AM
I still can't believe humans over the age of 15 watch this show. :shrug:
Glad we're in the same boat. Never watched a single episode crew.
Glad we're in the same boat. Never watched a single episode crew.
It's 95.9 degrees at 10:30 a.m. central... Wanting to be on a BOAT crew checking the fuck IN....
Spider Monkey
08-29-2011, 11:46 AM
Missed the last episode. Cannot wait for mini marathon this week!
_AnGeL_
08-29-2011, 12:10 PM
caught up on the season this weekend....
Ron and Sam back together, lolz.
next episode will be epic.
Tiger Bass
08-29-2011, 06:45 PM
Was there a new episode last night?
soraiden
08-29-2011, 06:51 PM
Was there a new episode last night?
Yeah. It was on at 7 PM, I think.
Tiger Bass
08-29-2011, 06:52 PM
Man. They're slackin' on MTV.com. The episode is usually up the next day
Ron and Sam back together, lolz.
.. but they broke up again last week bro.
:lol:
toasted1
08-29-2011, 07:06 PM
MTV THIS WEEK =
:trollface:
:bowrofl:
pl8er
08-29-2011, 07:09 PM
episode was on last night before VMA's
totally a joke IMO...made is sound like Ron schooled him.....not the case. I won't ruin it
_AnGeL_
08-29-2011, 07:18 PM
epic troll :/
Bender
08-29-2011, 07:44 PM
Hurricane Irene is about to wipe out the East coast. If MTV won't cancel this bullshit.. God will.
lol you could not be more wrong. They are in italy this season, and here is a spoiler, this is not live. Hahaha
That was an epic troll and also convinced me that this will be the last season of the Shore that I watch.
Probably.
Captain Ahab
08-29-2011, 11:44 PM
Lemme guess. Ronnie and Mike didn't really fight?
I swear I haven't even watched any of it. I thought that coulda been a troll from the get go though.
soraiden
08-29-2011, 11:45 PM
Lemme guess. Ronnie and Mike didn't really fight?
I swear I haven't even watched any of it. I thought that coulda been a troll from the get go though.
They fought. Mike actually got in two fights, though.
Captain Ahab
08-30-2011, 12:05 AM
Well fuck. Thought I had detected a potential troll from the get go. Then was going to await incoming *BULLSHIT LIAR YOU READ THAT!* posts.
soraiden
08-30-2011, 12:06 AM
Well fuck. Thought I had detected a potential troll from the get go. Then was going to await incoming *BULLSHIT LIAR YOU READ THAT!* posts.
You're on the right track. :laugh:
_AnGeL_
08-30-2011, 08:40 AM
Well fuck. Thought I had detected a potential troll from the get go. Then was going to await incoming *BULLSHIT LIAR YOU READ THAT!* posts.
BS liar you read that...
soraiden
08-30-2011, 09:11 AM
BS liar you read that...
You're such a pleaser, Angel.
_AnGeL_
08-30-2011, 09:25 AM
:naughty::naughty::fuckyea::boner::awesome:
Spider Monkey
08-30-2011, 10:42 AM
MOTHERFUCK! Where was the update and heads up that there was a special episode?!?! You FAGGOTS!
Now I'm two shows behind. :(
soraiden
08-30-2011, 10:46 AM
MOTHERFUCK! Where was the update and heads up that there was a special episode?!?! You FAGGOTS!
Now I'm two shows behind. :(
:( I would have missed if it wasn't for pl8. He's in the know like that.
Spider Monkey
08-30-2011, 11:06 AM
:( I would have missed if it wasn't for pl8. He's in the know like that.
I'm fanning their page on FB again. Can't afford to miss this important shit.
I found out about it here and watched last night. Epic fail.
Spider Monkey
08-30-2011, 03:13 PM
I found out about it here and watched last night. Epic fail.
What was fail?
it looks like the Sunday show will re-air again Thursday, and then there will be a 30 minute new one after that. Now I just need to get last week's show and I'm good.
_AnGeL_
08-30-2011, 03:36 PM
bro, last episode is a total let down.. :crap: don't even watch it.
bro, last episode is a total let down.. :crap: don't even watch it.
.
bhsdriller
08-30-2011, 03:42 PM
the one on Sunday? Yeah it was whack, nothing happens at all
Spider Monkey
08-30-2011, 03:45 PM
THen why are these bros saying that Mike got in two fights?
bhsdriller
08-30-2011, 04:02 PM
idk I just saw one
Spider Monkey
08-30-2011, 04:09 PM
the one on Sunday? Yeah it was whack, nothing happens at all
idk I just saw one
Well either nothing happened, or you saw a fight. WTF bro.
bhsdriller
08-30-2011, 04:13 PM
didn't want to spoil it if you didn't watch it
Spider Monkey
08-30-2011, 04:15 PM
Oh. Thanks bro. lol
_AnGeL_
08-30-2011, 04:26 PM
just watch it and come ITT and post about how shitty it was afterward. Then we will all throw your buckets at you.
Spider Monkey
08-30-2011, 04:34 PM
just watch it and come ITT and post about how shitty it was afterward. Then we will all throw your buckets at you.
I've never seen a gay fight on JS. There must be some editing faggotry that is going on here...
I've never seen a gay fight on JS. There must be some editing faggotry that is going on here...
For a roid-monkey and a karate 'expert', their fight was surprisingly 4th-grade head-slapping and rolling about on the ground.
However, Mike does lose twice in a single fight.
The fight itself was fun .. the rest of the ep was painful.
Download that shit, bro!
Spider Monkey
08-31-2011, 11:53 AM
For a roid-monkey and a karate 'expert', their fight was surprisingly 4th-grade head-slapping and rolling about on the ground.
However, Mike does lose twice in a single fight.
The fight itself was fun .. the rest of the ep was painful.
Download that shit, bro!
Mike is a karate expert? lulz.
It is so tempting to dl it. I have to wait for tomorrow though. :crap:
Spider Monkey
09-02-2011, 03:31 PM
Okay, I'm sorry but that was fucking hilarious. As soon as he headbutted the wall I said out loud "That's not drywall bro". And then BLAM. lol
Okay, I'm sorry but that was fucking hilarious. As soon as he headbutted the wall I said out loud "That's not drywall bro". And then BLAM. lol
Inorite?! He says later that he was doing it in an attempt to psych Ronnie out. Dumb fuck.
.. and that was the lamest 'fight' I've seen since elementary. :shifty:
Spider Monkey
09-02-2011, 04:04 PM
Inorite?! He says later that he was doing it in an attempt to psych Ronnie out. Dumb fuck.
.. and that was the lamest 'fight' I've seen since elementary. :shifty:
It did look like he was trying to act psycho to scare Ronnie, but Drunk Ronnie is the COME AT ME BRO Ronnie as well, so nothing is going to scare him. Mike fucking knocked himself out. lol
evildave101
09-02-2011, 04:08 PM
werd - it looked as tho mike was about to get hurt when the guys stepped in and started to break it up...
Spider Monkey
09-02-2011, 04:10 PM
werd - it looked as tho mike was about to get hurt when the guys stepped in and started to break it up...
Yea, Ronnie would have crushed him. It was also lulzy that no one gave a shit about him when he was laying around in a neck brace.
God, I thought the alst two episodes were awesome. I'm horrible. lol
evildave101
09-02-2011, 04:13 PM
Yea, Ronnie would have crushed him. It was also lulzy that no one gave a shit about him when he was laying around in a neck brace.
God, I thought the alst two episodes were awesome. I'm horrible. lol
thats what i was hoping for, i hate mike...
Spider Monkey
09-02-2011, 04:18 PM
I hate him too but he is very important because he starts most of the shit.
Its funny that he really did say what he was accused of saying, but the funnier part was, it was true. Ronnie really was ready to take home mad bitches that night. Single Ronnie rules.
It did look like he was trying to act psycho to scare Ronnie, but Drunk Ronnie is the COME AT ME BRO Ronnie as well, so nothing is going to scare him.
Also, roid rage doesn't intimidate easily.
Mike fucking knocked himself out. lol
He fought the wall and the wall won.
Spider Monkey
09-02-2011, 04:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!
Yea, Ronnie would have crushed him. It was also lulzy that no one gave a shit about him when he was laying around in a neck brace.
GF and I were laughing our asses off when he was crying and whinging. \
Spider Monkey
09-02-2011, 04:23 PM
GF and I were laughing our asses off when he was crying and whinging. \
Yea he was hosting his own little pitty party.
Yea he was hosting his own little pitty party.
:grin3:
What kills me is that yes, he said it and yes, it was true ... but Single Ronnie was entitled to say that he could have (but didn't get laid).
Dude got beat because he said that a single guy was bragging about tail that he could've but didn't get home? Seriously?
That, in a nutshell, is the level of crazy stupidity that I love about this show. That, and "omg look at the Vatican! Leonardo finger-painted that!"
:facepalm:
Spider Monkey
09-02-2011, 04:39 PM
Yes it is a guilty pleasure.
SiZcO
09-02-2011, 06:01 PM
I say stage'd anyone notice how neither of them threw any punches other then huggin?
GabeC
09-02-2011, 07:33 PM
this show is still on?
soraiden
09-02-2011, 08:49 PM
I hate him too but he is very important because he starts most of the shit.
He's a live-in perma troll. Very important.
impulse_ak
09-02-2011, 09:20 PM
He's a live-in perma troll. Very important.
lol wtf thats wat i was about to type, he pushes buttons on purpose because people let him, normal people dont like confrontation they feel uncomfortable in those situations, so this dude does it all the time cuz people too pussy to tell him about it...anyways dueces ladies have a safe friday mother fuckers...
Spider Monkey
09-06-2011, 02:40 PM
I say stage'd anyone notice how neither of them threw any punches other then huggin?
I never wrestled your bros?
Drunken meatballs ... so far, my favourite part of this season. Until they started hooking up, at which point I was all :puke: and :/myself:
bhsdriller
09-19-2011, 12:08 PM
Haven't watched in a couple weeks...need to catch up
Spider Monkey
09-19-2011, 12:17 PM
Wait a minute. I don't remember watching this last week.... I wonder if I actually did. lol
Wait a minute. I don't remember watching this last week.... I wonder if I actually did. lol
You'd know, bro. You'd know.
You'd have scar tissue on your retina shaped like Deena and Snooki hooking up.
You can't unsee that shit bro.
Spider Monkey
09-19-2011, 12:32 PM
You'd know, bro. You'd know.
You'd have scar tissue on your retina shaped like Deena and Snooki hooking up.
You can't unsee that shit bro.
loL They hooked up? SO said we fell asleep and missed it. Will have to catch it this week before new one.
HHRLisa
09-19-2011, 12:37 PM
Watched the drunken meatball episode. (well most of it) Laughed a lot.
reson8
09-19-2011, 01:07 PM
Deena is bi, no doubts. Funny as fuck that they don't remember shit.
Bender
09-22-2011, 10:25 PM
Snooki is a slut and gionni dropped her a true pro. Good move.
soraiden
09-23-2011, 12:07 AM
Shocking that Snooks lifted her dress in public. So shocking.
Anyone watching this jersey shore phony crap is a little faggot.
Spider Monkey
09-27-2011, 11:11 AM
Anyone watching this jersey shore phony crap is a little faggot.
Phew. Cuz I be watching the real shit.
Phew. Cuz I be watching the real shit.
:hi5:
The theme for this entire show: "I don't deserve this right nooowww"
And also ... :lol:
"Wheeere's my boooooyfriend?!" Waaaaaaah
and
"Jiiooooonnnniiii!!"
So much lulz
fbi90909
09-27-2011, 11:19 AM
Damn I haven't seen anything past the second or third episode. Been busy and haven't even thought about watching any nor am I ever home on Thursday's.
toasted1
09-27-2011, 11:58 AM
Watching Deena and Snookie made my stomach turn a little, to top it off I popped in the after hours special after and got another dose :crap:
Gianni was a bitch from the beginning a real boss knows you can't ever turn a hoe into a housewive in the first place.
Just made himself look like an even bigger bitch going all the way out there.
Oh yeah who do you bros think is lying about the hookup mike or snooks?
Spider Monkey
09-27-2011, 12:06 PM
Snook is lying. They've been hooking up since the first season. She's admitted to it.
bhsdriller
01-05-2012, 10:16 AM
New season starts tonight
Captain Ahab
01-05-2012, 10:23 AM
:fistpump:
Spider Monkey
01-05-2012, 10:24 AM
Fuck yea. Gettin down and durty tonight. Cannot wait for this crap to be over. lol
Pop Da Hatch
01-05-2012, 10:27 AM
looks like that chick Ryder gets passed around; I hate all of them.
Captain Ahab
01-05-2012, 10:29 AM
looks like that chick Ryder gets passed around; I hate all of them.
She isn't named 'ride her' for nothing!
toasted1
03-05-2012, 07:27 PM
Snooki and Jionni preggo and getting hitched!
Timing could not be better considering the bomb that's about to drop lol.
mackin
03-05-2012, 10:22 PM
Did Mike lay the news on Jionni last episode? I missed the last 10 minutes.
Spider Monkey
03-06-2012, 10:13 AM
Snooki and Jionni preggo and getting hitched!
Timing could not be better considering the bomb that's about to drop lol.
Indeed.
pl8er
03-06-2012, 11:38 AM
Did Mike lay the news on Jionni last episode? I missed the last 10 minutes.
cliffhanger
he is like "can we talk"
pl8er
03-06-2012, 11:39 AM
so basically the scene they were showing the entire episode? yeah, that is what they showed at the end too
Spider Monkey
03-06-2012, 12:00 PM
That's how the do boo.
Pop Da Hatch
03-06-2012, 12:05 PM
thats how they keep you watching, mike has been talking about his master plan for the past 3 episodes.
Spider Monkey
03-06-2012, 12:10 PM
He's been talking about it all season bro.
The Unit
03-16-2012, 03:16 AM
Season finale meh... Vinny's lesbo's are every man's conquest or at least every man with a dick. But they were pretty homely no doubt.....
Spider Monkey
03-16-2012, 11:21 AM
Season finale meh... Vinny's lesbo's are every man's conquest or at least every man with a dick. But they were pretty homely no doubt.....
Was alst night the last one?
Pop Da Hatch
03-16-2012, 11:23 AM
yeah bruh, seasons over.
mauii
03-16-2012, 11:25 AM
Will watch The Pauly D Project.
Spider Monkey
03-16-2012, 11:26 AM
yeah bruh, seasons over.
I'll peep tonight.
bluecar
03-16-2012, 12:17 PM
Like how snooks started pouring vodka drinks when there alone.
The Unit
03-17-2012, 06:54 AM
Like how snooks started pouring vodka drinks when there alone.
Guarantee she drinks alone irl!
The Unit
03-17-2012, 06:55 AM
New season films this summer..
toasted1
03-19-2012, 09:12 AM
Ronnies a little bitch for trying to cockblock like that even if they were some hideous looking beasts I'm sure most would still go for it just to say they did it
The Unit
03-19-2012, 06:26 PM
Ronnies a little bitch for trying to cockblock like that even if they were some hideous looking beasts I'm sure most would still go for it just to say they did it
Yeah lost respect on that one, you could tell it was pissing Vinny off as well....
Spider Monkey
03-19-2012, 06:30 PM
What are you guys talking about? Vinny poked both lesbians.
The Unit
03-19-2012, 06:36 PM
What are you guys talking about? Vinny poked both lesbians.
Yes, but no thanks to Ronny and Sam. They didn't want to give up the smooch room yo!
Spider Monkey
03-19-2012, 06:43 PM
Yes, but no thanks to Ronny and Sam. They didn't want to give up the smooch room yo!
I wouldn't want some other person's random threesome going down on my bed either. lol
The Unit
03-20-2012, 09:00 AM
I wouldn't want some other person's random threesome going down on my bed either. lol
Agreed
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