Jersey Shore

[toasted1]

Anyone else been getting their fist pump on this season yet, first two episodes have been :bowdown:

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091209/425.ad.JerseyShore.120909.jpg

[toasted1]

also any bets on how long before angelina gets dat ass whooped?

[Spider Monkey]

WILL NOT MISS A SINGLE EPISODE CREW CHECKING IN

[impulse_ak]

yea the show is tight...one of the only things i watch on tv

[Spider Monkey]

HAVE FAV'D JERSEY SHORE ON MY TV GUIDE CELL PHONE APP CREW CHECK IN

[Redemon]

HATE IT WITH A PASSION

[Spider Monkey]

HATE IT WITH A PASSION

YOUR CREW CAN CHECK THE FUCK OUT.

[Redemon]

HAHAHAHA

[_AnGeL_]

i got cable just for this :fyi:

they just installed it today;

[_AnGeL_]

that makes me crunk as fuck, i will accept my upgrade now.

[atoz350]

HAVE FAV'D JERSEY SHORE ON MY TV GUIDE CELL PHONE APP CREW CHECK IN

Have set the DVR to record Jersey Shore's season on my DirecTV android app crew check in...

[Captain Ahab]

Said I'd never miss a show but missed the second one and where can I watch it online CHECKING IN

[tapout]

You can watch it within the next 24 hours on rerun.

[Twistedchild420]

Me and the misses are tuned in

[Tiger Bass]

Stupidest fucking show ever

[conversehtnut]

Stupidest fucking show ever

:bird:

[Tiger Bass]

:bird:

Glad to see you agree with me.

[slim8605]

Checking in!

[conversehtnut]

Glad to see you agree with me.

j00 got it all wrong broski

[toasted1]

I think TB feels threatened by the guido juicehead creep game.

[_AnGeL_]

this show is :bow:

[Spider Monkey]

Said I'd never miss a show but missed the second one and where can I watch it online CHECKING IN
Caught it Sunday night.
I think TB feels threatened by the guido juicehead creep game.

Its their body language bro.

[_AnGeL_]

i watched one episode yesterday, but i think it was the second episode... i have to watch the first one!

[IamDeMan]

Show with fegs, watched by fegs.

[Spider Monkey]

You get off on sharks bro. You're comments are pointless.

[pl8er]

I saw this show, once.

:shrug:

Not for me.

[IamDeMan]

You get off on sharks bro. You're comments are pointless.

Sharks are manly beings to know about. These fruits on the east coast are quite the opposite. Get your testosterone levels checked bro.

[Spider Monkey]

Sharks are manly beings to know about. These fruits on the east coast are quite the opposite. Get your testosterone levels checked bro.

I don't watch for the gorillas bro. I watch to see JOWOWW shower.

[Tiger Bass]

This is JWOWW?

http://i35.tinypic.com/o53va1.jpg


That bitch is as busted as 97gp's projector.

[pl8er]

I don't watch for the gorillas bro. I watch to see JOWOWW shower.

I didn't realize you were into doods :cornlol::condom:

[Spider Monkey]

This is JWOWW?

http://i35.tinypic.com/o53va1.jpg


That bitch is as busted as 97gp's projector.

I didn't realize you were into doods :cornlol::condom:

Haters gonna hate. :wat:

[_AnGeL_]

jwoww isn't busted, wood plow. and sammie is :fap:

[toasted1]

hows todays ep... can't wait to dl that bitch should be up in another hr

[toasted1]

jwoww isn't busted, wood plow. and sammie is :fap:

In a I've been gangbanged by mucho RND and BBC and will beat your ass if you got a problem with it kinda way I guess.

[Captain Ahab]

Ronnie is fuckin awesome. Reminds me of when I'm shitfaced. Tonights episode is bomb. Snooki flat out asks vinny if he wants to fuck. Bout to be a mvp guys night and angeline is trying to butt in
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[tapout]

Ronnie is fuckin awesome. Reminds me of when I'm shitfaced.

Thats what I was afraid of.

Sorry

[tapout]

And this will not end well for him.

[Twistedchild420]

Ronnie is fuckin awesome. Reminds me of when I'm shitfaced. Tonights episode is bomb. Snooki flat out asks vinny if he wants to fuck. Bout to be a mvp guys night and angeline is trying to butt in
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Would hit

[Captain Ahab]

LOL @ ditching grenades and teh fake boob.

I love this show.

[Spider Monkey]

Last night's ep was off the chain. Pauley almost beat a bitch.


MVP MVP MVP

[Randy Savage]

LMAO at them running out the door as soon as Angelina turns her head.

Bitch is clingy as fuck.

Also mad LULZ when Situation called for the dinner.

"What's the name?"

"Situation"

"Huh?"

"Situation"

"Whatever"

[Spider Monkey]

Most ndeed.


And the whole "I love you Pauley. I fucking love you."

[Randy Savage]

Most ndeed.


And the whole "I love you Pauley. I fucking love you."

Paulie was just like "OK"

I hope they change it up next year, keep a few of them but bring in some fresh meat.

Get rid of Sammie and Vinnie (I like Vinnie, but he does nothing...he's just 'there').

[_AnGeL_]

lol vinny is awesome dude, he's chilled and layed back. he just comments on the shit that happens. they need to get rid of ronnie and sammie, that shit is getting old already

[Spider Monkey]

Paulie was just like "OK"

I hope they change it up next year, keep a few of them but bring in some fresh meat.

Get rid of Sammie and Vinnie (I like Vinnie, but he does nothing...he's just 'there').

Just wait. Vinnie is gonna be more active me thinks.

[_AnGeL_]

niqqa plz.

[Randy Savage]

lol vinny is awesome dude, he's chilled and layed back. he just comments on the shit that happens. they need to get rid of ronnie and sammie, that shit is getting old already

Vinnie is too laid back IMO, he seems cool and he doesn't act too guido, but he doesn't make for much entertainment..

Ronnie and Sammie are annoying as shit...but Ronnie drunk is entertaining because you just know there's going to be a brawl one of these episodes when he's drunk..

[Spider Monkey]

I wonder if someone's gonna actually get laid this year besides Ronnie. lol

[Randy Savage]

I wonder if someone's gonna actually get laid this year besides Ronnie. lol

Ronnie is grimey as shit, but it's funny...Sammie is a miserable bitch.

[_AnGeL_]

Vinnie is too laid back IMO, he seems cool and he doesn't act too guido, but he doesn't make for much entertainment..

Ronnie and Sammie are annoying as shit...but Ronnie drunk is entertaining because you just know there's going to be a brawl one of these episodes when he's drunk..

mad annoying nDeed

I wonder if someone's gonna actually get laid this year besides Ronnie. lol

Vinnie, by Snooki. lmfao

Ronnie is grimey as shit, but it's funny...Sammie is a miserable bitch.

werd. miserable bitch.

[_AnGeL_]

who else hate Pauly D's hair, that shit gets on my fuckin nerves lmfao

[Randy Savage]

who else hate Pauly D's hair, that shit gets on my fuckin nerves lmfao

I wish one of them would just fuck with his hair in the middle of the night...he'd fucking flip a shit.

The guido blow out is so fucking played out...it's even getting old here on LI, which is just as guido as Jersey.

[Spider Monkey]

Ronnie is grimey as shit, but it's funny...Sammie is a miserable bitch.
Sammie is a drama queen. She represents 90% of the female population in this country.
who else hate Pauly D's hair, that shit gets on my fuckin nerves lmfao

lel, he's my favorite bro.

He's the only one that doesn't come off as trying too hard.

[Derrick824]

Just saw on E! that the Jersey Shore crew makes $30k each per episode. Not bad.

[Captain Ahab]

Also mad LULZ when Situation called for the dinner.

"What's the name?"

"Situation"

"Huh?"

"Situation"

"Whatever"


Whoa, I totally missed that part?

When was this?


Get rid of Sammie and Vinnie (I like Vinnie, but he does nothing...he's just 'there').
I agree.
they need to get rid of ronnie and sammie, that shit is getting old already
fuck no. keep ronnie.
who else hate Pauly D's hair, that shit gets on my fuckin nerves lmfao

If I was a girl I'd do Pauly before anyone else.

[Spider Monkey]

Just saw on E! that the Jersey Shore crew makes $30k each per episode. Not bad.
That's the season they're filming now. They made 10K a ep in the one on TV right now. They makin cash money yo.
Whoa, I totally missed that part?

When was this?

I agree.

fuck no. keep ronnie.


If I was a girl I'd do Pauly before anyone else.

He has a hossage. Truths.

[Twistedchild420]

Vinnie is too laid back IMO, he seems cool and he doesn't act too guido, but he doesn't make for much entertainment..

Ronnie and Sammie are annoying as shit...but Ronnie drunk is entertaining because you just know there's going to be a brawl one of these episodes when he's drunk..

This

[Derrick824]

The only guy that bothers me is the Situation. That m'fer is a freakin tool. The other dudes are alright. Snookie is the only bitch on the show I can tolerate. The other ones do nothing but cause stupid high school drama with the guys.

[Spider Monkey]

The Situation is the leader bro. He's their Optimus Prime.

[Jamesypoo]

I <3 Vinny

[_AnGeL_]

I <3 Vinny

:hi5:

[_AnGeL_]

:fistpump:

[Randy Savage]

Whoa, I totally missed that part?

When was this?


YouTube- The Situation Ordering Takeout Jersery Shore

[Randy Savage]

The only guy that bothers me is the Situation. That m'fer is a freakin tool. The other dudes are alright. Snookie is the only bitch on the show I can tolerate. The other ones do nothing but cause stupid high school drama with the guys.

The Situation is the leader bro. He's their Optimus Prime.

This. Situation is where it's at. Paulie and Vinny are too laid back to create such quality antics that we find Situation pulling on a regular basis, and Ronnie is too busy with that whiny bitch.

[Tiger Bass]

I like how he had to pause to spell Situation

[Randy Savage]

love them all but angelina and sammie. id still bang the shit out of both but they would get dropped off at the closest farm soon after.

I'd probably rather bang Angelina.

See, with Angelina, you can just get her drunk, plou, and when she annoys you, you knock her the fuck out and she won't remember shit the next day.

Sammie, on the other hand, will cling on and be a whiny bitch, as we're seeing now.

[IamDeMan]

I expect man cards to be given up ITT.

[Spider Monkey]

I expect man cards to be given up ITT.

Starting with you bro.

[Captain Ahab]

YouTube- The Situation Ordering Takeout Jersery Shore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzbXq4idwEA&feature=related)

I missed that? I don't know how? What 1/4 of the episode was it in?

[Randy Savage]

I missed that? I don't know how? What 1/4 of the episode was it in?

I don't remember.

When does this show air, Sundays? We usually catch the reruns during the week..

[Captain Ahab]

Airs on Thursdays at 9:00PM Central time.

[Randy Savage]

Noice.

Who's this new skank they added?

[Spider Monkey]

Noice.

Who's this new skank they added?

That 'new' skank is teh skank that left at the beginning of last season.

[Randy Savage]

That 'new' skank is teh skank that left at the beginning of last season.

No not Angelina, they added a new one that's with them shooting episodes for next season

[Spider Monkey]

No not Angelina, they added a new one that's with them shooting episodes for next season

Oh, no shit?


P.S. Ronnie got arrested again. LEL

[Randy Savage]

Oh, no shit?


P.S. Ronnie got arrested again. LEL

Yea, she's ugly as fuck though

He got arrested for unpaid parking tickets, right?

[Spider Monkey]

I have no idea. TMZ said they was gonna talk about it on today's show.

[Tiger Bass]

You watch Jersey Shore and TMZ.




You lose cool points bro.

[Spider Monkey]

You watch Jersey Shore and TMZ.

You lose cool points bro.

Everyone has a vice bro. Mine just happens to be TMZ and not wearing women's underwear.

[toasted1]

Angelinas so full of shit saying she didn't remember last week that whore was walking around and talking fine shes full of shit.

Pretty sure Pauly D and Mike were hitting that between seasons and shes pissed now they are dissing her. Pretty sure Mike was also hitting Snooki between seasons also they did a ton of clubs and shit.

Sammie is annoying as fuck :mad: hope Ronnie gets trashed chokes her the fuck out :laugh:

Terminology has also changed, creepin used to mean cheating on someone and hooking up meant fucking not just grinding on some club skank.

[Randy Savage]

Angelinas so full of shit saying she didn't remember last week that whore was walking around and talking fine shes full of shit.

Pretty sure Pauly D and Mike were hitting that between seasons and shes pissed now they are dissing her. Pretty sure Mike was also hitting Snooki between seasons also they did a ton of clubs and shit.

Sammie is annoying as fuck :mad: hope Ronnie gets trashed chokes her the fuck out :laugh:

Terminology has also changed, creepin used to mean cheating on someone and hooking up meant fucking not just grinding on some club skank.

Hooking up has also had a loose meaning...I always thought of it as just making out with a chick. Fucking is...well fucking.

[Spider Monkey]

Pretty sure Pauly D and Mike were hitting that between seasons and shes pissed now they are dissing her. Pretty sure Mike was also hitting Snooki between seasons also they did a ton of clubs and shit.


All of that is fact bro. They talked about both squishing with her already. Situation has also been open about squishing with Snooks in the past.

[Randy Savage]

All of that is fact bro. They talked about both squishing with her already. Situation has also been open about squishing with Snooks in the past.

This I did not know. It was obvious that at least Paulie smashed Angelina from the previous 2 episodes, though.

[Spider Monkey]

This I did not know. It was obvious that at least Paulie smashed Angelina from the previous 2 episodes, though.

Yea, but he spoke up for Situation too in the second ep.

[IamDeMan]

I bet you guys have framed pictures of dogs knitting in your rec rooms.

[Spider Monkey]

I bet you guys have framed pictures of dogs knitting in your rec rooms.

How many times you want to be banned today bro?

[J31Bro]

I think TB feels threatened by the guido juicehead creep game.
you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

[J31Bro]

http://grab.by/5XYd

Nice ninja.

[Porch Monkey]

jpex did it

[Spider Monkey]

http://grab.by/5XYd

Nice ninja.

That doesn't necessarily mean he changed anything bro.

[Randy Savage]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/289/raonnie.gif

Ronnie dancing gives me such douche chills.

[Randy Savage]

http://i48.tinypic.com/wl3nrr.gif

^ Needs to be a smiley if not already one

[Spider Monkey]

We already have a Vinny bro.

[Randy Savage]

We already have a Vinny bro.

http://i48.tinypic.com/wl3nrr.gif

[Tiger Bass]

We already have a Vinny bro.

http://i48.tinypic.com/wl3nrr.gif

lol

[Randy Savage]

lol

Point made.

[Captain Ahab]

http://i48.tinypic.com/wl3nrr.gif

:bowrofl:


I <3 JS animations.

[Spider Monkey]

Alright, so help me out here bros.

Last week was MVP night. They started talking about MVP night and Ronnie was there. Later, Ronnie decides he's going with the boys while he's chillin in bed, and pisses off Sammi. Well, we all know that Ang is trying to bust into MVP night and the whole time she's jocking MV&P right up to when they blast out the back door when she isn't looking, Ronnie is nowhere to be found.

Do you think he bitched out and stayed with Sammi?

[Randy Savage]

Alright, so help me out here bros.

Last week was MVP night. They started talking about MVP night and Ronnie was there. Later, Ronnie decides he's going with the boys while he's chillin in bed, and pisses off Sammi. Well, we all know that Ang is trying to bust into MVP night and the whole time she's jocking MV&P right up to when they blast out the back door when she isn't looking, Ronnie is nowhere to be found.

Do you think he bitched out and stayed with Sammi?

I thought he went out?

Or did they not get that far in the episode...?

Anyway, he'll go out. The show wouldn't be entertaining if he didn't.

[Spider Monkey]

I thought he went out?

Or did they not get that far in the episode...?

Anyway, he'll go out. The show wouldn't be entertaining if he didn't.

He wasn't with the other three when they side tracked Ang and snuck out the back bro. :wat:

[Tiger Bass]

You sayin' you never dipped off from your boys to snag a piece of tail?

[Randy Savage]

He wasn't with the other three when they side tracked Ang and snuck out the back bro. :wat:

I thought he got all dressed up and went out with them?

[Tiger Bass]

http://i48.tinypic.com/wl3nrr.gif

Another round of applause for this smiley

[Spider Monkey]

You sayin' you never dipped off from your boys to snag a piece of tail?

Huh? How's he gonna snag a piece if he doesn't even make it to the club?

I thought he got all dressed up and went out with them?

Me too, but we never actually see him dressed up. Last we see him, he's leaving Sammi's room in nothing but shorts.

[Randy Savage]

Another round of applause for this smiley

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20128760e172b970c-pi

[Spider Monkey]

Another round of applause for this smiley

It is epic, but it takes to long to load to be used all the time.

[Tiger Bass]

It is epic, but it takes to long to load to be used all the time.

That smiley alone makes me consider watching this feggey show. I think you should add it to the list

[Porch Monkey]

jesus christ this shit sounds like a soap opera!

[Randy Savage]

You guys don't know what you're missing. Every episode has at least one epic moment.

[hoss]

Huh? How's he gonna snag a piece if he doesn't even make it to the club?

From Sammi :duh:

[Randy Savage]

LOL

http://i48.tinypic.com/mcvfq1.gif

[Tiger Bass]

From Sammi :duh:

This guy knows what's up

[hoss]

This guy knows what's up
:hi5:

[Spider Monkey]

From Sammi :duh:

I suppose that could have happened, but they sure made it look like he was in the dog house at the end.

[Spider Monkey]

LOL

http://i48.tinypic.com/mcvfq1.gif

That was one of the epic moments last season where Situation wanted Pauley to dive on a grenade for him and Pauley wasn't having none of it. lol

[hoss]

I suppose that could have happened, but they sure made it look like he was in the dog house at the end.

I dunno, I have only been catching re-runs, but the last I saw Sammi got all pissy at Ronni, and then she felt bad and went back and apologized and Ronni played the "you really fucked me up" card when he knew that he had fucked up.

[Tiger Bass]

You guys don't know what you're missing. Every episode has at least one epic moment.

When does it come on?

[Spider Monkey]

I dunno, I have only been catching re-runs, but the last I saw Sammi got all pissy at Ronni, and then she felt bad and went back and apologized and Ronni played the "you really fucked me up" card when he knew that he had fucked up.

Yea, they didn't get that far last week, like they usually do.

When does it come on?

Tonight. 10:00.

[Spider Monkey]

I FOUND PAULEY D'S FATHER!!


http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/slim_jim.jpg

[Tiger Bass]

Anyone know where to watch the old ones?

[Spider Monkey]

Anyone know where to watch the old ones?

http://isohunt.com/lite/files/205118653/jersey%20shore

[toasted1]

Anyone else getting tired of watching the Ronnie/Sammi drama all the time? This weeks episode sucked, needs moar GTLZ, grenade, creepin and landmines

[Captain Ahab]

LOL

http://i48.tinypic.com/mcvfq1.gif

:bowrofl:


one thing I will never do

[IamDeMan]

Anyone else getting tired of watching the Ronnie/Sammi drama all the time? This weeks episode sucked, needs moar GTLZ, grenade, creepin and landmines

Nope, can't say I am.

[toasted1]

You have poor taste in entertainment then, I'd rather see J-Woww make Angelina cower in the corner all day that watch those two tards rollercoaster relationship.

[darthvibrator]

whoa, people actually watch this shit...and a lot more than i thought.

[toasted1]

whoa, people actually watch this shit...and a lot more than i thought.

Hottest shit on TV at the moment bro, if you're single you can find many of creepin tips from these bros

[darthvibrator]

Hottest shit on TV at the moment bro, if you're single you can find many of creepin tips from these bros

yea im single, but i dont need creepin tips from a bunch of retards. id rather take creepin tips from the crunk crew*.
but then agin, maybe i do need creepin tips considering i just missed an opportunity for a smash fest last night.




*creepin tips can not include suggesting watching jersey shore to get more creepin tips.

[Mr. Shickadance]

whoa, people actually watch this shit...and a lot more than i thought.

yea im single, but i dont need creepin tips from a bunch of retards. id rather take creepin tips from the crunk crew*.
but then agin, maybe i do need creepin tips considering i just missed an opportunity for a smash fest last night.




*creepin tips can not include suggesting watching jersey shore to get more creepin tips.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/iagrdshaka/2dbtg6u.gif

[IamDeMan]

You have poor taste in entertainment then, I'd rather see J-Woww make Angelina cower in the corner all day that watch those two tards rollercoaster relationship.

You misunderstand me. I don't watch the retarded show at all. Kind of hard to get sick of watching something you don't watch.

[hoss]

Less ronnie/sammi, more situation/MVP/GTLols.

[darthvibrator]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/iagrdshaka/2dbtg6u.gif

not sure i understand this pic...

[hoss]

not sure i understand this pic...

Neither does the guy in the pic.

[Spider Monkey]

Ronnie nose diving into the door jam was priceless bro.

[Tiger Bass]

I can't believe I've been missing this show.

[Tiger Bass]

I finally see why you like JWoww SM. She's the only sane girl in that house. Not to mention those huge fake titties

Also, I'd hang out with Vinny and Pauly D. Those two are cool as fuck.

[hoss]

I can't believe I've been missing this show.

Everyone converts once they realize that the show is not to be taken seriously. Only then does it become serious funnies.

[Tiger Bass]

The only problem is that is comes on at the same time as Futurama tonight :crap:

[Captain Ahab]

How the fuck can you even compare a cartoon to Jersey Shore?

[Tiger Bass]

How the fuck can you compare this to Futurama?

[Tiger Bass]

This show got some much better without Angelina. I can't believe they let her back on in season 2

[hoss]

The only problem is that is comes on at the same time as Futurama tonight :crap:

MTV airs re-runs all the damn time...

[Spider Monkey]

I can't believe I've been missing this show.

I finally see why you like JWoww SM. She's the only sane girl in that house. Not to mention those huge fake titties
Also, I'd hang out with Vinny and Pauly D. Those two are cool as fuck.

I knew you would come around bro. I accept your appology in advance.
This show got some much better without Angelina. I can't believe they let her back on in season 2
She's gone next season bro.

[hoss]

She's gone next season bro.

I thought they went on strike for season 3...

[Spider Monkey]

I thought they went on strike for season 3...

The hell? They're halfway through filming it bro.

[Spider Monkey]

They did throw a fit about their salaries though. But that was months ago.

[hoss]

Ahhh, I didnt know that they got it resolved.

[Spider Monkey]

Yea, they're getting 30K an ep for season 3.

[hoss]

I dont know why they threatened the strike in the first place... They were claiming that they could make more money doing promotional stuff instead of the show, but they failed to realize that without the show they wouldnt be able to book any promotions...

[Spider Monkey]

I dont know why they threatened the strike in the first place... They were claiming that they could make more money doing promotional stuff instead of the show, but they failed to realize that without the show they wouldnt be able to book any promotions...

I dunno bro. Situation is gonna make 5 million dollars this year off promo's. He's big time. The others make appearances for like 5 grand a pop.

They just wanted more money bro.

[hoss]

Maybe the rest of them should consider being as awesome as the situation is.

[Spider Monkey]

They don't have the abs for it bro.

[hoss]

They don't have the abs for it bro.

Bro, that is more or less what I just said.

[Captain Ahab]

If Ronnie would go on a cut his abs would be MONSTROUS!

[Spider Monkey]

Bro, that is more or less what I just said.
Bro, I more or less wasn't arguing.
If Ronnie would go on a cut his abs would be MONSTROUS!

Yes, but he isn't gay.

[Tiger Bass]

The Situation pisses me off sometimes.


Something about his attitude

[Tiger Bass]

And the drama he brings around

[Spider Monkey]

And the drama he brings around

That is his job bro.

[Spider Monkey]

But he has not brought any dram in season 2 so far.

[Tiger Bass]

I'm on the episode where they go to Atlantic City in the first season

[Spider Monkey]

I'm on the episode where they go to Atlantic City in the first season

Oh snap son. You have a crap ton of catching up. In season one you never even meet SingleRonnie.

[Tiger Bass]

I see a lot of potential in Single Ronnie. Dude's legit when he's not hanging with Sammie

[hoss]

Bro, I more or less wasn't arguing.

Bro, fist pump bro.

[Spider Monkey]

He doesn't show his true potential until season 2.

[hoss]

I see a lot of potential in Single Ronnie. Dude's legit when he's not hanging with Sammie

The dude is like a train wreck. If he gets back on an even keel he could bring the lols and awesomeness. But for now, he is *that* guy.

[hoss]

He doesn't show his true potential until season 2.

I am thinking that in season 3 he will be a different person, again.

[toasted1]

Situation is definately the smartest of the bunch, he knows once everyone starts dickriding the new hotness in a year or two they'll be broke as fuck.

Situation also is pretty good on camera which help but the only way any of them will be making any money is if the whores decide to do make sex tapes... hopefully not snooki.

[hoss]

Situation also is pretty good on camera

I lol every time there is some strange thing happening, or they have a bunch of girls over, and he just grins up at the camera like "fuck yeah".

[Captain Ahab]

The dude is like a train wreck. If he gets back on an even keel he could bring the lols and awesomeness. But for now, he is *that* guy.

Ronnie is awesome.


Situation also is pretty good on camera which help but the only way any of them will be making any money is if the whores decide to do make sex tapes... hopefully not snooki.
I hope snooki
I lol every time there is some strange thing happening, or they have a bunch of girls over, and he just grins up at the camera like "fuck yeah".

lol i love that too

epic

[Tiger Bass]

I love Vinny. That kid always has a smile on his face

[Tiger Bass]

I hope snooki


I would watch that

[Tiger Bass]

Wow. All the people one this show are such good communicators

[rmsanger]

This show = pure awesomeness

First "real" show on MTV in a long time. Ever since I saw the first episode I knew these people weren't acting, just being themselves. Nobody is that good of an actor to be such douches, which is why it's epically good.

[Tiger Bass]

10 minutes!!!!

[Randy Savage]

Oh shit, next week there's a chick fight.

Situation telling Angelina do go on the eliptical was fucking hilarious

[slim8605]

Missed it :(

[Randy Savage]

What was everyone's thoughts on epic moment from this week's episode?

I have to say it was Situation separating the chick from the 'hippopotamus'

[Twistedchild420]

What was everyone's thoughts on epic moment from this week's episode?

I have to say it was Situation separating the chick from the 'hippopotamus'

That...true playa is quick on his toes!

[tapout]

watching last weeks and last night now.

[Spider Monkey]

What was everyone's thoughts on epic moment from this week's episode?

I have to say it was Situation separating the chick from the 'hippopotamus'

I second that for epic moment of the night.









This one was a little weak, but from the previews I see that it was simply the calm before the storm....

[IamDeMan]

I tried an experiment. When my wife got home yesterday, I decided to use a few replies in here to talk to her about this show.

She promptly smacked me and said my balls were removed.











































Then she went and got them from her purse and told me to put them back for the night so she didn't have to listen to that gay shit.

[Randy Savage]

I second that for epic moment of the night.









This one was a little weak, but from the previews I see that it was simply the calm before the storm....

Yep, next week looks like a hell of a show.

[J31Bro]

Why the fuck am I in here..?

[Randy Savage]

Why the fuck am I in here..?

http://i48.tinypic.com/wl3nrr.gif

[tapout]

Just finished both. Shit is about to go down.

Nice Sammi panty shot at 55 minutes. And it looks like Sammi gets a good punch in on next weeks episode.

[Randy Savage]

Just finished both. Shit is about to go down.

Nice Sammi panty shot at 55 minutes. And it looks like Sammi gets a good punch in on next weeks episode.

I don't know how she can get pissed at Jwow for writing the letter...plus, if I was a chick, I wouldn't fuck with that bitch..

[tapout]

I don't know how she can get pissed at Jwow for writing the letter...plus, if I was a chick, I wouldn't fuck with that bitch..

Shes pissed because she knew from the beginning and wasnt up front with her.

While I agree that Sammi is a whiny bitch, she is the prettiest of the bunch. Jwow is busted. Especially with no makeup. Sammi looks good straight outta bed with her glasses on.

[Randy Savage]

Shes pissed because she knew from the beginning and wasnt up front with her.

While I agree that Sammi is a whiny bitch, she is the prettiest of the bunch. Jwow is busted. Especially with no makeup. Sammi looks good straight outta bed with her glasses on.

Sammi is cute, but I think overall Jwow is a better package.

Angelina isn't too bad looking, either.

[tapout]

Sammi is cute, but I think overall Jwow is a better package.



For arm candy, Ill agree. But you gotta ask yourself, how often do you see your girl all made up?

[J31Bro]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs245.snc1/9222_159412137517_546332517_3698424_1736053_n.jpg

[Randy Savage]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs245.snc1/9222_159412137517_546332517_3698424_1736053_n.jpg

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt224/supnick/original%20content/situation.gif

[J31Bro]

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt224/supnick/original%20content/situation.gif
Epic smileys are epic. +1

[J31Bro]

..and you know you're a bad ass when you have to drop your shades with BOTH hands. :fyi:

[Randy Savage]

For arm candy, Ill agree. But you gotta ask yourself, how often do you see your girl all made up?

Touche.

[Spider Monkey]

For arm candy, Ill agree. But you gotta ask yourself, how often do you see your girl all made up?

No, you gotta ask yourself, how much fucking drama do you want to put up with.

[tapout]

You gotta ask yourself, how much can she really say with her mouth full o cock?

[Randy Savage]

You gotta ask yourself, how much can she really say with her mouth full o cock?

We all know Jwow can suck a mean cock. She just has that vibe.

[_AnGeL_]

bros, i havent watched this in two weeks :crap:

oh, Jwow > Sammie

sammie might be cuter but she is annoying as fuck and that kills her.

[_AnGeL_]

We all know Jwow can suck a mean cock. She just has that vibe.

word, she seems the freaky type.

[slim8605]

I'll take Angelina

[Randy Savage]

Ok, so last night's episode really pissed me off.

Last week's episode, and all week long, they've teased this big fight between Sammie and Jwow.

Fast forward to this week, and we get 8 seconds of the fight at the end of the show, and now have to wait till next week to see what actually happened.

I guess MTV is just very good at stringing people in and leaving them hanging.

But next week's episode looks promising- hopefully the full Sammie-Jwow fight, and it also looks like Ronnie and Vinnie go at it a little bit as well. Can't wait.



On a semi-related note, what was everyone's epic moment of the night from last night's episode?

I'm going to probably go with either Situation making food and smoking a cig before fucking the skank, or when he hooked up with the tranny.

[slim8605]

Ok, so last night's episode really pissed me off.

Last week's episode, and all week long, they've teased this big fight between Sammie and Jwow.

Fast forward to this week, and we get 8 seconds of the fight at the end of the show, and now have to wait till next week to see what actually happened.

I guess MTV is just very good at stringing people in and leaving them hanging.

But next week's episode looks promising- hopefully the full Sammie-Jwow fight, and it also looks like Ronnie and Vinnie go at it a little bit as well. Can't wait.



On a semi-related note, what was everyone's epic moment of the night from last night's episode?

I'm going to probably go with either Situation making food and smoking a cig before fucking the skank, or when he hooked up with the tranny.

Epic right there. And then told her he had a cab ready for her outside to get her ass out.

[Twistedchild420]

Yeah...him kickin the bitch out was nice

[Spider Monkey]

Fuck me I forgot it was on. Imma have to scab it off the internet this afternoon.

[IamDeMan]

I suggest you go out and eat some more red meat instead.

[slim8605]

Go Sammie!

:fistpump:

[Randy Savage]

Didn't see last night's episode, watched football...but did DVR it, hopefully will watch after work.

[IamDeMan]

Snooki's been fined for annoying people. I wish they would fine the whole show, producers and network airing it.

[Twistedchild420]

Lotta fuckin on last nights episode!

[Randy Savage]

Snooki's been fined for annoying people. I wish they would fine the whole show, producers and network airing it.

You sound like a closet fan.

Just admit you like JS, it'll feel so good to just come out.

[IamDeMan]

You sound like a closet fan.

Just admit you like JS, it'll feel so good to just come out.

Bro, I enjoy walking out of closets with the next guy, err I mean like the next guy, but I do not watch spoiled ignorant fucking brats.

[Randy Savage]

Bro, I enjoy walking out of closets with the next guy, err I mean like the next guy, but I do not watch spoiled ignorant fucking brats.

Despite our differences, I'll gladly come out of any closet with you, cock in hand.

[Twistedchild420]

The whole thing?

[IamDeMan]

The whole thing?

no silly, I will hold the rest of it.

[Twistedchild420]

no silly, I will hold the rest of it.

:yumyum:

[Spider Monkey]

Bro, I enjoy walking out of closets with the next guy, err I mean like the next guy, but I do not watch spoiled ignorant fucking brats.

Its the most realest reality show there is bro.

[Twistedchild420]

Its the most realest reality show there is bro.

:duh:

[IamDeMan]

Its the most realest reality show there is bro.

I would expect someone from Cali to think that.

[Spider Monkey]

I would expect someone from Cali to think that.

So would I.

[IamDeMan]

Fakes flock to fake.

[Randy Savage]

Fakes flock to fake.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4225/1262147-haters_gonna_hate_super.jpg

[Twistedchild420]

Fakes flock to fake.

Is that why you kick it here bb?

[IamDeMan]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4225/1262147-haters_gonna_hate_super.jpg
lel, even back then I was pretty sexy.

[Randy Savage]

Is that why you kick it here bb?

:iceburn:

[IamDeMan]

Is that why you kick it here bb?

This aint Jersey Shore bro. This is CT.

[Twistedchild420]

This aint Jersey Shore bro. This is CT.

I know bro.....and the majority luv JS.....therefore we are fake....correct?

[IamDeMan]

I know bro.....and the majority luv JS.....therefore we are fake....correct?

Yes, when watching and discussing that show. However, when I get any of you in my grasp, the love is about as real as it gets.

So basically i am here for the RND. That shit can't be faked.

[IamDeMan]

Wait, wat?

http://content.adameve.com/images/products/8/8067_1057574-medlrg.jpg

[Twistedchild420]

Yes, when watching and discussing that show. However, when I get any of you in my grasp, the love is about as real as it gets.

So basically i am here for the RND. That shit can't be faked.
Ahhhh....makes perfect sense!
Wait, wat?

http://content.adameve.com/images/products/8/8067_1057574-medlrg.jpg

Did you get a mold of me when i was sleeping bro?

[Randy Savage]

Just watched this week's episode...Sammie is a fucking cunt...Jwow tossed her by her hair and she thinks she kicked Jwow's ass...I pray that Sammie gets knocked the fuck out soon...and Vinnie is fuckin mackin it to just about everyone on that god damn show...when's he fucking Jenny?

[Tiger Bass]

Just watched this week's episode...Sammie is a fucking cunt...Jwow tossed her by her hair and she thinks she kicked Jwow's ass...I pray that Sammie gets knocked the fuck out soon...and Vinnie is fuckin mackin it to just about everyone on that god damn show...when's he fucking Jenny?

He's saving best for last

[Mr. Shickadance]

Guys I kinda have this fetish for midget goblins, this Snooki girl looks like the perfect girl to get my fap on, but unfortunately I don't think any nudes exist ....ohh wait

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1009/snooki-boob-flash-01.jpg

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1009/snooki-boob-flash-02.jpg

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1009/snooki-boob-flash-03.jpg

[Captain Ahab]

Guys I kinda have this fetish for midget goblins, this Snooki girl looks like the perfect girl to get my fap on, but unfortunately I don't think any nudes exist ....ohh wait

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1009/snooki-boob-flash-01.jpg

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1009/snooki-boob-flash-02.jpg

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1009/snooki-boob-flash-03.jpg

:banana::banana::banana:

rep'd!!!!!!!!!!!

[MR.Crunk]

Yeah...him kickin the bitch out was nice

thats the only part i ever seen of this show and i lol'd

[Jamesypoo]

AH SHEIT

I wonder if Mike tells Jose :noes:

[Jamesypoo]

Poor Vinnie :(

[slim8605]

Poor Vinnie :(

I know :crap:

[_AnGeL_]

what happened to vinny

[Captain Ahab]

he dun goofd

[_AnGeL_]

tell me mother fuckers.

[Jamesypoo]

Lol why you miss it? He got his feelings hurt real more bad. Poor guy :(

[_AnGeL_]

i was playing mw2 :crap: by who? snooki? angelina? he's fucked everybody lol

[Jamesypoo]

Bro. He really liked this new girl. Went and got a fresh haircut, some fresh threads, even bought the girl flowers. Then she stood him up.

[_AnGeL_]

ouchhhhhh, that one skank he met at the club in the last episode?

[Jamesypoo]

Yeah. He was super lolisad

[_AnGeL_]

lol, poor vinny :crap:

[Jamesypoo]

Jersey Shore cast on VMAs.

[Jamesypoo]

Putting their P's in the bitchy host lady's V.

[Spider Monkey]

Putting their P's in the bitchy host lady's V.

She's old enough to be their mother.




































I approve.

[Randy Savage]

Bro. He really liked this new girl. Went and got a fresh haircut, some fresh threads, even bought the girl flowers. Then she stood him up.

She was a fucking dancer at a club. That's two steps above a stripper, with the in between being a waitress at a strip club.

He met her the night before and got all emo when she no-showed.

Episode was meh this week. No fights, no real tension between anyone, seems like Sammie/Jwow was forgotten (I'm sure it'll resurface later on).