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Porch Monkey
08-13-2010, 04:45 PM
Glen Coffee of San Francisco 49ers abruptly retires in second NFL season - ESPN


The San Francisco 49ers (http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/sf/san-francisco-49ers) expressed surprise Friday when 2009 third-round choice Glen Coffee (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=12491) told the team he planned to retire from the NFL.

Coach Mike Singletary told reporters at team headquarters in Santa Clara, Calif., that Coffee informed him of the decision Friday morning, two days before the 49ers open the exhibition season at Indianapolis.

Coffee averaged only 2.7 yards per carry for the 49ers as a rookie with 226 yards, but he had put on about 10 pounds of muscle this offseason in an effort to improve his game.

He was the No. 2 running back on the depth chart behind Pro Bowler Frank Gore (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=8479).

Veteran Michael Robinson (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=9686), a special-teams standout and former college quarterback, becomes the No. 2 running back in the short term.

The team could also turn to 2010 sixth-round pick Anthony Dixon (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=13212).

Coffee had recently been quoted saying he was looking forward to the upcoming preseason and a chance to get into games.
Mr. Shickadance
08-15-2010, 07:00 AM
He's probably kicking himself for coming out early and missing out on his own Heisman run and National Championship.
J31Bro
08-15-2010, 07:50 AM
Who?
MR.Crunk
08-15-2010, 09:22 AM
This dude lived a few houses down from me in middle and high school. i remember in middle school he brought grits in a platic bag and ate them at the bus stop.

weird how people from here play for the 49ers, my neighbor across the street was the QB for a while.
Captain Ahab
08-15-2010, 01:01 PM
i remember in middle school he brought grits in a platic bag and ate them at the bus stop.
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LOL :cornlol:
dcmcki
08-15-2010, 01:26 PM
Send him to Denver maybe Tebow can heal him.
Randy Savage
08-16-2010, 12:08 PM
LOL :cornlol:

^this

eating grits at bus stop...how negro of him!
Spider Monkey
08-16-2010, 03:41 PM
Awe fuck.
Randy Savage
08-17-2010, 08:57 AM
49ers signed Brian Westbrook yesterday...didn't they draft a RB that they like as well?
Spider Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:00 AM
Where are the details on why this fucker is retiring?
Porch Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:01 AM
he wants to become a preacher, he said he found GOD in Alabama
Spider Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:05 AM
r u srs? u cnnot b srs.
Porch Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:08 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/It-s-a-jolt-23-year-old-Glen-Coffee-retires-fro?urn=nfl-262329
"It was a struggle for a long time. Actually when I look back I feel I never should have entered the draft in the first place. Football was no longer my dream. I found Christ in college. It changed my views on everything. But I still was a football player because it was expected of me, it was something I did all my life. I was basically wasting the (49ers') time."
"I've already told Christ it's time to go," Coffee told Barrows. "I've already rung the bell. That's not going to happen."
Porch Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:08 AM
I'm cereal like Lucky Charms, bro.
Spider Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:09 AM
WTFGB!

Why can't he just holla at god every time he scores a touchdown like all of the other black people?!?!??!?
IamDeMan
08-17-2010, 10:12 AM
Where are the details on why this fucker is retiring?

You and your need for details. Fuck yo details.


























































Fuck yo 9ers too!
Porch Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:13 AM
he's taking it to another level bro
Spider Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:13 AM
You and your need for details. Fuck yo details.



Fuck yo 9ers too!

Bro.


























You're a Bears fan. lelelele
Randy Savage
08-17-2010, 10:13 AM
He wasn't into football, but that didn't stop him from signing a $2.6mil contract last year...
Porch Monkey
08-17-2010, 10:16 AM
much needed to fill his offering plate
IamDeMan
08-17-2010, 10:18 AM
He wasn't into football, but that didn't stop him from signing a $2.6mil contract last year...

can't say I blame him. What better way to raise funds in the name of the lord?
LoganSF
08-18-2010, 11:05 PM
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rmsanger
08-18-2010, 11:15 PM
bay area running backs suck dick

For realz??? Probably 20+ teams would love to have Gore starting on their roster.
darthvibrator
08-18-2010, 11:43 PM
religion fucks over another one.
LoganSF
08-18-2010, 11:51 PM
For realz??? Probably 20+ teams would love to have Ray Rice starting on their roster.

:yumyum:
Spider Monkey
08-19-2010, 10:30 AM
bay area running backs suck dick

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