How to pass a hair follicle drug test.

[ThomasG]

First I got my hair cut really short. Careful your hair needs to be at lest 1.5" I also shaved all my body hair because many times they will try and take it from your body (pits, legs, arms etc..)
http://www.drillspot.com/pimages/1572/157295_300.jpg

Very Important, I give most of the credit to me passing to the Maccujo Method

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/xtgrovex/hf3.jpg




Yea and you'll need some showers caps(notice Picture)

Also I bleached and died my hair back to natural color the day before the test

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/xtgrovex/hf.jpg


Lastly before I left for the test I washed my hair with a Special Shampoo I bought from the headshop

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/xtgrovex/hf2.jpg

I also had to take a urine test(wtf am I applying for the FBI?)

I really don't know why people freak out about urine tests.
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Well that was easy...

[ThomasG]

Why are the pictures not embedding?

[ThomasG]

O duh I have work mode on cause I'm at teh lieberry.

[tEh koRnDog]

ok.

[ThomasG]

Alright than.

[Spider Monkey]

There is an easeir way.

Don't do drugs.

[tEh koRnDog]

dING DING DING...


WINNAR!

[ThomasG]

There is an easeir way.

Don't do drugs.

Spoken like a true Dare officer.


Now, remember kids. Smoking Marijuana makes you a terrorist. And we all now where terrorists go right kids?

To allah with 70 virgins.

[IDSkot]

Spoken like a true Dare officer.


Now, remember kids. Smoking Marijuana makes you a terrorist. And we all now where terrorists go right kids?

To allah with 70 virgins.

Sign me up.

[Sex Cells]

What did you need to do all of this for?

[Sex Cells]

There is an easeir way.

Don't do drugs.

Or just study hard

[ThomasG]

Or just study hard

Word, thats all I've been doing.

[ngsm13]

There is an easeir way.

Don't do drugs.

This.

nG

[galacticmonkey]

You're not beating a hair test. Urine test possibly, but not hair.

[funkyab]

X2!

[Volpone]

These types of situations always seem like you're setting yourself up to fail.

[ThomasG]

You're not beating a hair test. Urine test possibly, but not hair.

To bad I already have.

[JimJ]

Spoken like a true Dare officer.


Now, remember kids. Smoking Marijuana makes you a terrorist. And we all now where terrorists go right kids?

To allah with 70 virgins.

There's a difference between having certain opinions about whether drugs should be legalized, and not wanting to deal with the worry or hassle of trying to beat tests to exercise those opinions. If I had a job that I put a lot of time and effort into, and a mortgage on the line, I'd rather not have to worry about doing these tricks because I felt I had some right to smoke a doobie.

[shaneb]

In the end, how much did all this cost?

[funkyab]

Who are you trying to work for that requires a Urine and Hair test?

I doubt it is for security clearance in the Federal Govt. because if this was the case you would not be posting on the internet about it.

[shaneb]

Who are you trying to work for that requires a Urine and Hair test?

I doubt it is for security clearance in the Federal Govt. because if this was the case you would not be posting on the internet about it.

Truth, also my Dad got his Top Secret Clearance renewed last year, no hair follicle test...

[bluecar]

Who are you trying to work for that requires a Urine and Hair test?

I doubt it is for security clearance in the Federal Govt. because if this was the case you would not be posting on the internet about it.

You'd be surprised how much secuirty info was posted by various members of ca.com.

[funkyab]

HAHAHA... Thinking back.. Im not.. I know that for different types of clearances especially for DOS jobs.. they will look at all forum activity and such.. I am just hoping that if it happens to me they will take some of the nasty shit i have said and posted with a grain of salt. Im sure ill be ok but I have seen some others give WAY too much personals.

[Toasted1]

Interesting how-to thanks

[IamDeMan]

There is an easeir way.

Don't do drugs.Sadly, this.

Spoken like a true Dare officer.


Now, remember kids. Smoking Marijuana makes you a terrorist. And we all now where terrorists go right kids?

To allah with 70 virgins.I didn't see him say all that. I used to partake habitually until I figured out the hassle wasn't worth it and keeping a job was priority. I don't care what someone tells you or what your experiences are, these methods are NOT and NEVER will be 100% effective. I have nothing against any activity someone wants to do with themselves, howeverin the grand scheme of things, I decided it wasn't worth it. Someday, you too may grow up.

These types of situations always seem like you're setting yourself up to fail.[I]n/I]Deed

There's a difference between having certain opinions about whether drugs should be legalized, and not wanting to deal with the worry or hassle of trying to beat tests to exercise those opinions. If I had a job that I put a lot of time and effort into, and a mortgage on the line, I'd rather not have to worry about doing these tricks because I felt I had some right to smoke a doobie.This is the bottom line.

[Captain Ahab]

Ridiculous...

Hope you get an unexpected one and fail.

[dman4486]

:fp:

[Volpone]

My point is basically this:

You enjoy cannabis. That's fine, and nothing that you should hide. You have to be honest with your employer and tell them that you do, or are going to, use cannabis on your personal time. I understand that you may wish to avoid sharing the truth so that you can get a job, but you're just asking for trouble further down the road.

What works for me is honesty. I lay down what I do, why I do it, and if they want my skills, they'll take me. If having cannabis in my personal time makes them consider me unemployable, I'm not all that sure I want to work for them in the first place. And lastly, bringing about change in drug policy (as I'm sure you're in favour of) will be much easier if you're open and honest about what you do.

[wasted ink]

Sadly, this.

I didn't see him say all that. I used to partake habitually until I figured out the hassle wasn't worth it and keeping a job was priority. I don't care what someone tells you or what your experiences are, these methods are NOT and NEVER will be 100% effective. I have nothing against any activity someone wants to do with themselves, howeverin the grand scheme of things, I decided it wasn't worth it. Someday, you too may grow up.

[I]n/I]Deed

This is the bottom line.

Ridiculous...

Hope you get an unexpected one and fail.

:fp:

My point is basically this:

You enjoy cannabis. That's fine, and nothing that you should hide. You have to be honest with your employer and tell them that you do, or are going to, use cannabis on your personal time. I understand that you may wish to avoid sharing the truth so that you can get a job, but you're just asking for trouble further down the road.

What works for me is honesty. I lay down what I do, why I do it, and if they want my skills, they'll take me. If having cannabis in my personal time makes them consider me unemployable, I'm not all that sure I want to work for them in the first place. And lastly, bringing about change in drug policy (as I'm sure you're in favour of) will be much easier if you're open and honest about what you do.


This.

[ThomasG]

Lol telling me I need to grow up. I'm 19 I own 2 cars have 6k+ in the bank. And have started my own vending business. I'm in the best shape I've ever been in. I take my test this month to become an American Council on Exercise certified personal trainer. O ya and I have an oz of Dank in my safe.

I had to do this almost a year ago for a steel factor :laugh: I was like a hair follicle wtf? And I passed that shit!

[ThomasG]

Interesting how-to thanks

Word, we need more threads in the university.

[darthvibrator]

i find it hilarious that the same person who always had drunk stories to tell on ca.com is the one that calls this ridiculous and hopes you fail.

secondly, although i think neil has a point, that shit just wont fly here. from what i understand, companies get insurance discounts on people who test negative. so from a company stand point, it makes sense to drug test. besides, if you're going to try to criticize what i do at home in my free time and try to control it, i will do everything possible to throw it in your face, smoke the day before, and substitute my piss. you take 9 hours from me every god damn day of my life, and you still want more. fuck you.

either way, you dont have to "grow up", as its just the same as other relaxing thing people do. i fully expect to smoke until my last days here. i dont do it everyday and in fact, i end up going on a couple month stints of not doing it at all every so often. i dont see it as any different than the guy who comes home and cracks open a couple cold ones to just sit on the porch or whatever and watch the sun go down.

[ThomasG]

i find it hilarious that the same person who always had drunk stories to tell on ca.com is the one that calls this ridiculous and hopes you fail.

secondly, although i think neil has a point, that shit just wont fly here. from what i understand, companies get insurance discounts on people who test negative. so from a company stand point, it makes sense to drug test.

either way, you dont have to "grow up", as its just the same as other relaxing thing people do. i fully expect to smoke until my last days here. i dont do it everyday and in fact, i end up going on a couple month stints of not doing it at all every so often. i dont see it as any different than the guy who comes home and cracks open a couple cold ones to just sit on the porch or whatever and watch the sun go down.

I am the exact same way. I don't plan the few month's I don't smoke either it just kinda happens then some random day I'll be blazin it.

[Captain Ahab]

i find it hilarious that the same person who always had drunk stories to tell on ca.com is the one that calls this ridiculous and hopes you fail.



Drinking is legal.

Weed is not.

/discussion

[Spider Monkey]

have 6k+ in the bank.

:uhoh:

i find it hilarious that the same person who always had drunk stories to tell on ca.com is the one that calls this ridiculous and hopes you fail.

WTF? I didn't say nossing to him.[/QUOTE]

[Volpone]

Drinking is legal.

Weed is not.

/discussion

So your justification is the unjust laws?

[ThomasG]

:uhoh:




:laugh: Hey now, I consider that pretty good for not even being out of high school for a year. I've been bustin ass.

[ThomasG]

So your justification is the unjust laws?

Don't even get them started man. If that's his justification its illogical enough to ignore.

[Spider Monkey]

:laugh: Hey now, I consider that pretty good for not even being out of high school for a year. I've been bustin ass.

Got damn you're a youngin yo.

[ThomasG]

Got damn you're a youngin yo.

Word, I'll be 20 this year.

[Spider Monkey]

Word, I'll be 20 this year.

Go to college, pothead. :P :laugh:

[ThomasG]

Go to college, pothead. :P :laugh:

Well I'm about to be certified as a Fitness professional. Then after training for a few month's I plan to go to college and become a licensed nutritionist. That's a double marketing threat right there.

[Spider Monkey]

That healthy shit will kill you some day.

[IamDeMan]

Drinking is legal.

Weed is not.

/discussion

In his defense, the law doesn't make something right or wrong morally in the grand scheme of things. If it did, your family would still be using slaves to run the plantation.

[IamDeMan]

So your justification is the unjust laws?I see I am late on addressing that.

You could go further and say that if Thomas or other individuals truly feel the laws on MJ are unjust, they have a DUTY to peacefully break these laws.

It just becomes a non-issue for me though. It isn't important enough for me to consider whether it is unjust or not.

Don't even get them started man. If that's his justification its illogical enough to ignore.


You aren't worth listening to either, when you lump ALL the opposition into the same defining category. You generalized the opposition from the very beginning.

[Captain Ahab]

So your justification is the unjust laws?

I choose to obey the law.

To each his own.

[Spider Monkey]

I choose to obey the law.

To each his own.

Except when it comes to underage drinking....

[Mr. Shickadance]

Zing!

[Volpone]

I choose to obey the law.

To each his own.

You know what, you're so right. In a few months, I can move to Afghanistan and rape my wife all I like.

[IamDeMan]

You know what, you're so right. In a few months, I can move to Afghanistan and rape my wife all I like.

No. Rape your neighbors wife and let her get stoned to death for being a whore.

uhduuuuuur

BTW, he thinks his GPA is enough reason to be immoral, let alone laws as his reasoning. :fyi:

http://crunktimes.com/ct/showpost.php?p=48410&postcount=7

[Randy Savage]

Except when it comes to underage drinking....

Lulz

[Captain Ahab]

Except when it comes to underage drinking....

Let me get stopped with a 12 pack of beer and let me get stopped with weed.. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Idk about in his parts, but around here I ain't getting shit with the beer, but if a cop finds weed on you your not getting off.

And where does it say its illegal to consume alcohol if your under 21? Purchase, yes.

You know what, you're so right. In a few months, I can move to Afghanistan and rape my wife all I like.

Go ahead.



BTW, he thinks his GPA is enough reason to be immoral, let alone laws as his reasoning. :fyi:

http://crunktimes.com/ct/showpost.php?p=48410&postcount=7

My GPA comes before about anything. Always has. Especially since it allows me TO GET PAID to go to college.

[Volpone]

Let me get stopped with a 12 pack of beer and let me get stopped with weed.. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Idk about in his parts, but around here I ain't getting shit with the beer, but if a cop finds weed on you your not getting off.

And where does it say its illegal to consume alcohol if your under 21? Purchase, yes.

You said his situation was ridiculous and that you hoped he would get caught and not get the job.

Meanwhile, you drink a far more toxic substance with greater dependency that makes you repeatedly do absolutely stupid things, and no employer is ever going to ask you to prove you never use alcohol.

How is that right or fair? Now you probably don't care because it doesn't affect you personally, which I can understand to an extent (and we'll ignore the argument of injustice against one being an injustice against all), but you always cop such a flippant and negative attitude with this subject. It reads like the high-and-mighty alcoholic, though I'm likely looking too hard.

The National Minimum Drinking Act of 1984 established that it is illegal for a person under 21 to purchase or publicly possess an alcoholic beverage. In the state of Mississippi, you can consume alcohol with the permission of a parent/guardian or at a private location, ONLY if you're at least 18 and it can ONLY be light wine or beer. So it would probably be safe to assume that you've broken that law. Like most of us, it probably isn't the only one, either.

[Captain Ahab]

Shit.

Thats why so many under-age people drink light beer around here!

[darthvibrator]

I see I am late on addressing that.

You could go further and say that if Thomas or other individuals truly feel the laws on MJ are unjust, they have a DUTY to peacefully break these laws.

It just becomes a non-issue for me though. It isn't important enough for me to consider whether it is unjust or not.




You aren't worth listening to either, when you lump ALL the opposition into the same defining category. You generalized the opposition from the very beginning.

i wish i could bone you right now :love:

[IamDeMan]

i wish i could bone you right now :love:

That of course includes peacefully accepting the consequences of breaking these laws until they are found unjust by majority and reversed.

Many have a problem with that part of the duty.

[Toasted1]

How long to get out of your system without taking anything?

[Hairyballzonya]

6 months at least

[SPLLuminator]

lolzers

[ThomasG]

How long to get out of your system without taking anything?

3 months. Also depends on your hair type.

[Toasted1]

3 months. Also depends on your hair type.

I have what you would consider typical African-American hair.

[ThomasG]

I have what you would consider typical African-American hair.

African Americans typically take longer time to get their hair clean. And out of all the hair follicle test stories I read on marijuana.com forums, none of the African Americans passed trying to get clean.

[Roadtrippin']

I disagree with every opinion expressed in this thread.

[IamDeMan]

I disagree with every opinion expressed in this thread.

For once in my life, I agree with 100% of your post. I can't even say yes, but... It is all gold.