When you go to take a shit in public where there is only two stalls

[Toasted1]

If there is someone already in one do you wait and come back when they are gone. I did this today and was prairie dogging it for about an hour.

I would just rather read my paper and play brick breaker without someone grunting and dropping loads next to me.

[hoss]

I would go in and poop if I absolutly had to, which is the same circumstance I would use a public toilet for taking a crap anyways.

And I would still play on my phone while doing so :fyi: . They would probably be doing the same.

[Spider Monkey]

If the handycap stall is not open, I always come back later. If someone else is in there, I do the courtesy flush ans my pile hits that water.

[Tiger Bass]

I have no problem pooping as long as there is a stall, a lock on the door, and it's not nasty.

[hoss]

What if it is just a hole in the floor?

[hoss]

And by hole in the floor, I mean some girls waiting chest.

[fbi90909]

i can't poop in public bathrooms. i.e; gas stations, restaurants, malls, airports. i will hold it till i'm home or at someones house or something.
if i absolutely can't hold it, which has happened twice at a gas station, i'd layer the seat in toilet paper and hover while dropping a load.

[Toasted1]

And by hole in the floor, I mean some girls waiting chest.

:laugh:

i can't poop in public bathrooms. i.e; gas stations, restaurants, malls, airports. i will hold it till i'm home or at someones house or something.
if i absolutely can't hold it, which has happened twice at a gas station, i'd layer the seat in toilet paper and hover while dropping a load.

I am pretty much the same way, I take <5 shits in public places a year. Unfortunately I work 14 hour days so a few times a year I have no choice.

People laugh at me because I am usually carrying a can of lysol and a magazine and sometimes my blackberry with me when I go but I always spray the lysol, wait 90 seconds and wipe it off before sitting:)

[Jamesypoo]

If there is someone already in one do you wait and come back when they are gone. I did this today and was prairie dogging it for about an hour.

I would just rather read my paper and play brick breaker without someone grunting and dropping loads next to me.
Doesn't matter either way to me. Sometimes if I have to go in the stall right next to someone, I'll try to let it all out slowly... but usually I just go as if I'm by myself.
i can't poop in public bathrooms. i.e; gas stations, restaurants, malls, airports. i will hold it till i'm home or at someones house or something.
if i absolutely can't hold it, which has happened twice at a gas station, i'd layer the seat in toilet paper and hover while dropping a load.
I like pooping in public places. I've actually had to poop at my house once and held it until I got to work so my bathroom stays absolutely beautiful. Also, the toilet paper at work is free.

[Obama]

i wait. i try to wait til the bathroom is completely empty.

[tommyk90]

If I gotta shit, I gotta shit. I used to care, but after travelling to shows and whatnot I just stopped caring.

10 beers + 2 a.m. white castles = public bathroom decimation.

[Uncle Rico]

It depends. If its an emergency then I just say fuck it and go. Any other time I try to wait for the handicapped one to be open.

[Captain Ahab]

Public restrooms don't bother me a bit.

I'm also the one who craps in the woods and wipes with leaves more in the woods than I do with toilet paper. It seems like I'd learn to never forget the white stuff, but I always do.

[Tums71]

I used to hate public restrooms but Ill blow it up anywhere now without regard.

[bluecar]

I shit at work...there are many stalls...I just don't do the adjacent one.

[Spider Monkey]

I only shit in the handycap stall.

[IDSkot]

I would go in and poop if I absolutly had to, which is the same circumstance I would use a public toilet for taking a crap anyways.

And I would still play on my phone while doing so :fyi: . They would probably be doing the same.

It depends. If I work there, I wouldn't mind taking a shit there. Assuming it's clean, and not a filth fest. But, I refuse to shit at any school, or public place. I remember in high school I used to drive home, shit, and go back to school, well, if I felt like it.

[Spider Monkey]

If the handycap stall is not open, I always come back later. If someone else is in there, I do the courtesy flush ans my pile hits that water.

I only shit in the handycap stall.

Lulz. Already been to this thread.

[smllysack]

i usually make sure someone is in the other stall and then i start making grunts, moans, and start stomping my feet

[bluecar]

I only shit in the handycap stall.

There is no a handicap stall on my floor.

[Rashaddd]

I just throw a small explosive into the other stall first

[darthvibrator]

ahh a subject i can relate too. i actually dont give a flying fuck. i take a good shit at work probably 2-3 times a week. when i walk in i say whats up to the dude that just finished taking a shit, and when i leave someone else is usually walking in.

i dont wipe the seat down, i dont use ass gaskets, i just dont care. me not caring probably has to do with my mother being an absolute freak about it when i was a kid. she fucking used to pack ass gaskets into my backpack when i was in middle school :fyi:

the only thing i absolutely hate though, is when you sit down and the toilet seat is warm.

btw this doesnt just apply to work. i do the beach bathrooms too. you know, the ones with no doors and there is usually piss on the seat (i do wipe the seat down), and some ass hat that purposely pissed on all the toilet papers in your stall. im surprised i havnt caught some kind of anal herpes or some shit yet.

[wasted ink]

I was taking a dump at work yesterday. Someone came in, sat in the other stall (right next door) breathing very loudly. He dropped his pants, let gravity seat him to the toilet (BANG) and then, I shit you not, let out what sounded like an M-80 up his ass. A horrible mixture of fart, shit, and undigested food. I finished the paperwork and proceeded to leave, not before shutting the lights and closing the door and that sickly motherfucker.

[BobbyDD]

I'll sit down in the closest stall to them and start tapping my foot. I thought everybody did that?:loco:

[Tiger Bass]

I shit in the urinal, even when the stalls are open. I do my best thinking with the sense of thrill and excitement. Wondering if someone will come into the bathroom and catch me

[AnalyzEnterprise]

If Im at the mall and the stalls are full ill just go into a dressing room in Macy's shit on myself and change my clothes.

[Turbofox347]

i usually make sure someone is in the other stall and then i start making grunts, moans, and start stomping my feet

I was taking a dump at work yesterday. Someone came in, sat in the other stall (right next door) breathing very loudly. He dropped his pants, let gravity seat him to the toilet (BANG) and then, I shit you not, let out what sounded like an M-80 up his ass. A horrible mixture of fart, shit, and undigested food. I finished the paperwork and proceeded to leave, not before shutting the lights and closing the door and that sickly motherfucker.

If Im at the mall and the stalls are full ill just go into a dressing room in Macy's shit on myself and change my clothes.
lols were had
ahh a subject i can relate too. i actually dont give a flying fuck. i take a good shit at work probably 2-3 times a week. when i walk in i say whats up to the dude that just finished taking a shit, and when i leave someone else is usually walking in.

i dont wipe the seat down, i dont use ass gaskets, i just dont care. me not caring probably has to do with my mother being an absolute freak about it when i was a kid. she fucking used to pack ass gaskets into my backpack when i was in middle school :fyi:

the only thing i absolutely hate though, is when you sit down and the toilet seat is warm.

btw this doesnt just apply to work. i do the beach bathrooms too. you know, the ones with no doors and there is usually piss on the seat (i do wipe the seat down), and some ass hat that purposely pissed on all the toilet papers in your stall. im surprised i havnt caught some kind of anal herpes or some shit yet.
Yep, thats so fuckin nasty. I don't shit in public at all though unless i absolutely have to.

[q-ball]

no shame for me if i gotta shit i gotta shit...i dont care who's there and who aint and if they are makin some fucked up noises i'll make worse just for laughs!!!

[Captain Ahab]

I shit in the urinal, even when the stalls are open. I do my best thinking with the sense of thrill and excitement. Wondering if someone will come into the bathroom and catch me

lol..

I love it when I see where someone took a shit in the urinal. Its just freakin hilarious. Someone did it at my college. I thought college kids had outgrown that, but apparently not. Still hilarious.






And fortunately, I have remembered toilet paper every morning so far this turkey season.

[Ext1234]

fuck that, if there isn't a handicapped stall available i can wait. I don't want to get some sick ass disease from the person that used the shitter before me.

[Terranova]

I try not to shit in public places. Luckily the high school has a staff bathroom. On top of that I'm the only guy that works at this portion of the school so I'm the only one that uses it. If theres piss on the toilet it's my fault. Locked bathrooms and no other men around FTW!

[evildave101]

when you gotta go, you gotta go. no shame, everybody poops, even girls.

[q-ball]

even girls.

:wtf: since when???

[evildave101]

:wtf: since when???

shhhh.....they dont want us to know

[Ext1234]

yeah girls do shit and they fart too

but I don't want to hear about any of them

[evildave101]

why is the intake so close to the exaust?

[Ext1234]

why is the intake so close to the exaust?

x2 I cant stand when your hitting it from behind and all of a sudden you get a nasty whiff :uhoh:

[slim8605]

Joo need cleaner girls.

[IamDeMan]

fuck that, if there isn't a handicapped stall available i can wait. I don't want to get some sick ass disease from the person that used the shitter before me.

Because handicap people don't have disease? Because normal people(who may have disease) don't use handicap stalls?

Ya, ok, enjoy your blockage.

[Rashaddd]

fuck that, if there isn't a handicapped stall available i can wait. I don't want to get some sick ass disease from the person that used the shitter before me.

excuse me but are you retarded?

[IamDeMan]

excuse me but are you retarded?

This may be the reason. It is getting a good lead right now.

[Rashaddd]

This may be the reason. It is getting a good lead right now.

It seems as though being retarded is back in fashion these days, cases popping up like a bad herpes infection

[Rashaddd]

I mean come on...
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3682/pic18467.jpg

[IamDeMan]

That pic is classic already.

[Spider Monkey]

I mean come on...
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3682/pic18467.jpg

Wait, waht the fuck is that? She's forgot her pants.

[wasted ink]

Epic, epic failure. But still full of win.

[IamDeMan]

Wait, waht the fuck is that? She's forgot her pants.

She is in the hospital wearing a gown you goof.

[wasted ink]

The comment her friend left is excellent. I bet 50% of the tards that would look at that wouldn't even see her hairy tulip. Her friend made sure EVERYONE did lawl

[evildave101]

thats funny

[Spider Monkey]

She is in the hospital wearing a gown you goof.

No shit sherlock. Where did the picture come from?

[IamDeMan]

No shit sherlock. Where did the picture come from?

Jesus fucking Christ man, FACEBOOK. Fuck.

[Spider Monkey]

Jesus fucking Christ man, FACEBOOK. Fuck.

From who yo? I think I missed this story somehow.

[wasted ink]

From who yo? I think I missed this story somehow.

I think it's just a lucky find, don't think anyone knows her.

[Spider Monkey]

Well that blows the fun right out of the water....

[wasted ink]

Well that blows the fun right out of the water....

Someone needs to photoshop a spider monkey's face onto the baby. Or onto her tulip. Or both.

[pl8er]

Not sure if any of you have been to the cape (where the shuttle launches) but there is some good fishing there. We were visiting my boss's friends (boss let me borrow his truck and go down) and he wanted to go fishing the next morning at 3am. We got there late due to a side-stop the night before at hooters. Got there at 5am and he is PISSED. so we get out there and around 11am I have to take a serious shit. What to do, what to do...so I walk over the sand hill and crouch near the water. First off, its VERY hard to shit hovering in the heat like that. I'm watching these horseshoe crabs fucking (well rideing bare back) and finally push out a giant log in one push. So I wash up in the water (yeah I went arab, but no choice as we were out for another 8 hours minimum). Get up and examine my masterpiece and all these fucking tiny blue crabs come outta the sand and start eating my shit. I mean it was less than 30 seconds!

[pl8er]

Someone needs to photoshop a spider monkey's face onto the baby. Or onto her tulip. Or both.

Has anyone ever even see SM face? I sorta see him as like a 60 year old retired seaboat captain in a wheelchair. :monkey2:

[wasted ink]

Has anyone ever even see SM face? I sorta see him as like a 60 year old retired seaboat captain in a wheelchair. :monkey2:

SM does BLACKFACE!

http://pdberger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spider%20monkey.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

Has anyone ever even see SM face? I sorta see him as like a 60 year old retired seaboat captain in a wheelchair. :monkey2:

Really? A seaboat captain? That is awesome. Thanks bunny.

[IamDeMan]

Well that blows the fun right out of the water....

Speaking of blowing...

[Spider Monkey]

Speaking of blowing...

Unzip before you speak.

[IamDeMan]

LAWL nDeed

[brynm]

SM does BLACKFACE!

http://pdberger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spider%20monkey.jpg



doing his idskot impression?


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2037/2454669363_1ed058ca2e.jpg?v=0

[pl8er]

Really? A seaboat captain? That is awesome. Thanks bunny.

I just see you sitting at a local diner eating breakfast, lunch, dinner while using your laptop and free wifi. Driving back to your house by the water up a rough road in your jeep.

I have no idea why or any justification what so ever *shrug*

[Spider Monkey]

Huh. You gotta tell me where this place is because I would happily be 60 and doing that.

[pl8er]

Huh. You gotta tell me where this place is because I would happily be 60 and doing that.

Spider Monkey land?

First rule of Spider Monkey is you don't discuss Spider monkey :sneaky:

[Spider Monkey]

Spider Monkey land?

First rule of Spider Monkey is you don't discuss Spider monkey :sneaky:

Fuck. I'm probably there and don't know it. Oh well, at least I'm there.

[hustlemanlv]

just dont sit down

[Rashaddd]

doing his idskot impression?


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2037/2454669363_1ed058ca2e.jpg?v=0

lul

[infamous_e46]

look for a jack in the box mosr have single stalls