I have to poop

[pl8er]

I have to poop.

The bathroom is downstairs and I am comfortable. Shall I hold it?

You decide.

[Porch Monkey]

do it in your office trash can and then put it in the hallway, or by the front door

[IamDeMan]

I say shit your pants then douse yourself in febreze so no one knows.

[Porch Monkey]

oh and don't wipe

[pl8er]

I do like the feeling of a nice dingle-berry to keep with me, however I'd prefer to use a toilet today.

I am not in my office right now, so that option will not work PM

[pl8er]

We have 3 for poop

[Porch Monkey]

sit on a high ledge and shit on someone or something

[dcmcki]

Nah Nah.....just shit in said trash can then start flinging at co-workers like a good little monkey would.

[pl8er]

4 say poop. Thanks! BBL

[Porch Monkey]

with pics I hope